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2013

27

May

Hayden Panettiere in Her Bikini of the Day

In case you didn’t realize, since you have no job, friends or family, and all you have is the internet and Role Playing Games, it’s Memorial Day…

To some, it is the first day of summer, the internation day for the BBQ, the day girls bust out their bikinis…because it seems like everyone is in their fucking bikinis, including Hayden Panettiere…

Making it the official first day of the year for a titty implant reveal…you know all other new implant titty reveals before today were just practice for today….

So here she is having fun with her new friends….

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2013

27

May

Ireland Baldwin in Her Bikini of the Day

My good internet friend, 17 year old IRELAND BALDWIN ….who one day will turn 18, not that it matters, considering the hormones in the food have made her 18 many years ago at least in size and ability to get pregnant…it’s just a fact that girls today have more body in their teen year…and more importantly….that girls today have more interest in showing off their bodies…it’s the whole hitting puberty at 7 that made this possible. Thanks Diary Industry.

So bikinis are smaller and smaller, bodies are curvier and curvier, and 6 foot 2 Ireland is lookin’ like a lot of fun on a Stand-Up Paddleboard something I assume her boyfriend taught her – since he’s a pro SUPer.

You may find me perverted for posting this, but I figure at 17.5, she’s old enough, not to mention I was talking to a group of dad’s in the park this weekend, and they were all freaking out about their teen daughter’s friends who come over to swim during the summer, perving out while pretending to supervise….and they were far more perverted than me…

Probably because I have the luxury of having a wife who is so fat she doesn’t say shit about me fucking other girls whenever I want. Unlike those other husbands with the teen daughters, who have opted to put their penis in purgatory – or at least prison….forced to fuck the same pussy daily….Depressing enough to make a dude jerk off to a 17.5 year old…something I won’t be doing because I like my women more experienced and 19…but I’m not gonna judge you for doing cuz we’re all fucking freaks…some of us are just more public about it.

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2013

27

May

Candice Swanepoel’s Amazing Bikini Body of the Day

Candice Swanepoel has a great fucking body. Long, lean, fit…I got no complaints while seeing her in a bikini on her downtime, you know not getting paid to be in her bikini, giving us a free meal like a top chef at the homeless shelter, but unlike a top chef, her charity work doesn’t take much effort, which is convenient, because either does her day job.

She gets paid millions to not even get dressed. I mean she’s won some lottery, and because it’s free for us to view, I guess we have too.

She’s great, or at least good enough for me, even if her winning at life frustrates all us losers, her body inspires!!


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2013

27

May

Anja Rubik and Andreea Diaconou TItties for Vogue Paris of the Day

Hey Vogue Paris…this is an amazing fucking shoot.

The modesl are Anja Rubic and Andreea Diaconou and they look amazing at the beach, topless, bare assed, you have eyes, I don’t need to walk you through this, I just have to say that models are a magical thing, sent to us from Heaven, even if a trip to the local playground to see who is procreating, may make you lean towards thinking there is no god…it’s like every ugly person around gets knocked up….but the hope I do have is that two uglies make a hotty, you know some double negative shit, cuz the world needs a constant flow of bitches who look like this, especially now that hot bodies, thanks to processed foods and laziness, are getting rarer and rarer….it’s like only the genetically strong power through….and here are a couple reminding me life’s still worth living….

Posted in:Andreea Diaconou|Anja Rubik|NSFW

2013

27

May

Vanessa Hudgens is a Horrible Raver of the Day

I went to some crackhead rave shit, or something I thought was going to be crackhead rave shit, because I haven’t gone to a rave since the late 90s, when shit was fucking crackhead, but now it’s all mainstream. It’s like electronic music is top 40, and it was the equivalent of going to one of those mainstream clubs filled with 9-5ers back in the day, only now they were raging, dressed up like this, in sunglasses and wigs, with GOGO dancers and the whole thing was almost like a bad halloween office party, only it was just their Saturday night.

So I’m not too surprised to see Vanessa Hudgens “Dub Stepping” in her stupid outfit, I’m just surprised she’s not taking nude pics of herself for attention, but I guess there’s no point in doing that anymore, since she’s not 17.

I do appreciate that she’s covering her fat ass with her sweatshirt as girls who are insecure about their bodies do. It’s a good sign.

This is convenient, since Vanessa Hudgnes is a clown bitch…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2013

27

May

Anais Pouliot Titties for MUSE of the Day

Anais Pouliot is from outside of Montreal. I live in Montreal. She’s a famous model or at least famous enough for always being naked or topless. I am a famous blogger who no one has ever heard of. I think for that reason alone, we should come together when she’s back in town, not that I care whether she comes or not, just as long as I do. Vaginas are too complicated for me to learn, I’m more of a stick my dick in, get off, move on kinda guy. I don’t need girls telling their friends how great a lover I am, cuz I’m not, I just need to drop load. I’m romantic like that, but maybe things would be different with this Anais chick, partially because her name is a re-spelling of ANUS, and partially because she’s hot, topless and in fashion magazines…a girl that having sex with would help my self esteem…because of her accomplishments….even if she looks kinda fat in these pics….that’s just the french girl way. They turn 25 and start melting. But I still like what I see.

Posted in:Anais Pouliot|NSFW

2013

27

May

Olivia Wilde’s Hard Nipples for Memorial Day

Olivia Wilde looks like she just ate lunch…a very big lunch…before getting into her bikini with her husband or fiance…some Saturday Night Live Clown….who you’d think wasn’t quite up to par or at least in a position to marry a movie star before remembering that Olivia Wilde is hardly a movie star, but her doughy body is in a bikini and all her weirdo fans can get excited about it, while being angry that she’s engaged, because it gets in the way of their fantasy that they will marry her, despite probably never meeting her, not cuz she’s all that unattainable of a goal. but because of geographic reasons….

All this to say, she reminds me why the UK doesn’t have very many beaches…keep their chimney sweepers toothless and clothed dammit….


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2013

27

May

Rihanna’s Instagram Bikini of the DAy

Rihanna posted this Bikini picture to instagram….I guess in efforts to get some male attention after Amanda Bynes called her ugly and said she’d name her dog after her…which I think is an injustice to dogs since dogs are cute….maybe a better thing to name after Rihanna is your morning hangover shit…because it has the same skin color….or something….not that I think Rihanna is shit, or ugly, but I am on Team Bynes…..especially when Rihanna self shot pornography is in bikini not nude like it is supposed to be. This is exhibitionism begging for male attention at its worst.

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

27

May

Amanda Bynes is Amazing of the Day

Hollywood is filled with suck up bitches. The whole industry is about sucking dick and smiling through it even if you don’t like sucking dick. It’s all part of getting ahead while giving head so that your head isn’t blacklisted from the elite group of losers the public think are more important or cooler than they actually are….

These are the most fake people around. They are rich and famous living life of glamour for being fucking liars….

They are -despite what they want us to think and despite what all evidence points to….still human and despite the smiles on their plastic robot faces. they actually hate each other, resent each other and are jealous of each other and talk shit about each other. Just not publicly. Cuz they are pussies.

So it is refreshing to see Amanda Bynes, my favorite little childstar, make what some would consider INSANE statements about Rihanna, but that I consider comedic. Because I have no soul. I am not convinced Rihanna was beat by Chris Brown and think it was all a PR lie and I Don’t know maybe he did beat her cuz she’s ugly, at least ugly on the inside.

Now, I may find Rihanna hot but that’s more to do with her hooker roots and all the exhibitionism….I am blinded by her whore behavior ..but that doesn’t mean Chris brown didn’t beat her because she wasn’t ugly.

I think Amanda Bynes calling her out, is all part of why I love me some Amanda Bynes. She’s amazing and unlike everyone else in Hollywood, doesn’t give a fuck, and that turns me on.

Here is Rihanna’s weak comeback, but I mean you’d expect it to be weak, since she dropped out of school at 10 to be a hooker you see today!

TEAM BYNES!

Update – Amanda Bynes deleted her posts. I hate people who backtrack. But I’m still on Team Bynes.

Posted in:Amanda Bynes

2013

27

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There is something very unsettling when I opened my facebook and twitter today and saw people writing “happy memorial day” to each other. To me, that is like saying “happy funeral”, it just doesn’t make sense, unless it is your ex-wife’s funeral, or some asshole you hate…but the whole backstory of memorial day is remembering those who fought for your country….many who died for your country…but I guess like everything else in life, it’s become some self absorbed excuse to have fun…and get drunk at BBQs on a day off the government was nice enough to give you….because working 3 months for free to pay them to live here isn’t enough….

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A Lot of Girls With Bit Tits
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J.Lo’s Cameltoe Confuses Me
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This is the Scariest Looking Bitch to Ever Be in Movies.
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I Wish The Fresh Prince Reunion Got Bombed.
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Big Fucking Titties is the Theme of the Day
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Ashley TIsdale Brings Her Mom on Sexy Photoshoots
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This Fit, Small Titty, Blonde and Naked Chick Is Pretty Alright…
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Definitely my Favorite Free Cam Site Around To Masturbate To….
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