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2013

03

Jun

Constance Jablonski for H&M Lingerie of the day

I guess when Victoria’s Secret tests out a model to walk their runway show and doesn’t end up hiring them for campaigns or catalogs like they are Candice Swanepoel, it’s either because the model isn’t good enough for their requirements, or not desperate enough to get the work, take a pay cut, because you know the Victoria’s Secret girls, despite all the exposure they get from Victoria’s Secret marketing, are not as well paid as all the fashion models who book ALL the major campaigns, and not just one mid-range, Walmart quality, sweatshop made, middle-american underwear company. That’s why Victoria’s Secret hires all these chicks from the third world, they like the exposure and the Green Card, hoping to use it as a stepping stone, not unlike your Filipino cleaning lady, except maybe 3 feet taller ad more luxurious.

That said, she’s working for the competition, who probably pay more and are probably a bigger deal to work with than Victoria’s Secret, despite what you probably think, and I think she looks tasty as fuck, even if I prefer WHEN SHE MODELS HER NIPPLES

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2013

03

Jun

Miranda Kerr is Spilling Out of a Dress this Campaign of the Day

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I don’t know what this campaign is for because I don’t fucking care, it doesn’t fucking matter, it is not like I am going to buy their stupid products for me or my wife, if they are paying a bitch 25,000 dollars a day or more to be on set for some garbage ad, I figure they are probably some overpriced shit you can probably buy a variation of at the local Dollar Tree, for a dollar. I am just into it for the tits!! The mom tits spilling all over the place. They are good.

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2013

03

Jun

Kristin Cavallari Staged Post Baby Bikini Ass of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari may be a nobody, but a few years ago, she was best known for being on a hit MTV show called Laguna Beach that gave her an ego, and made her think that since she staged reality so well, she could be an actress, and turned down the spinoff, which was an even bigger hit that her show, called the HILLS, but in her mind, it was ok, she was a star and was going to get movie work, without realizing that no one respects reality stars, only to crawl back to the spinoff the last season, hell she needed to make money to pay her rent and lavish lifestyle from when she was a TV Star, only to get cancelled…..pregnant and now posing on the beach in a bikini in staged post pregnancy pics I assume are for US Weekly, because they are the only ones who would care about this….

Now that you know the history of Kristin Cavallari, you can stare at her mom ass, that is actually not offensive at all, in fact, as much as I hate admitting it, because she’s such a vapid twat, I kinda like it, but in my defence, I like all asses in bikinis, even the scary ones.

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2013

03

Jun

Olga Rodionova for XXL Russia Tits of the Day

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Olga Rodionova has some Russian tits! Old Russian Tits. She’s pushing 40. She’s a model who has seen better days and has done all kinds of shit, from Playboy to Vogue. She’s an actor who has been in such hits as “Trasure Raiders” and “Elevator”…and she owns a PR company.

She has since been knocked up by some Russian Billionaire, obviously, that’s what the hot ones do in Russia when they aren’t abducted by, eaten up by, seduced by the human trafficking sex trade by threats of their family being killed off.

Most importantly, she still models her titties because by the looks of them, they aren’t nearly as old as her….

What it comes down to is what can’t this girl do…typical product of communism…winning GOLDS in all she does.

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2013

03

Jun

Behati Prinsloo Modeling for Free People of the Day

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These pics of Behati Prinsloo modelling for Free People, may be boring as fuck, but I like Victoria’s Secret models when they are modelling anything but Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret shit is so predictable, so repetitive, so photoshopped vagina lip and nipple, not that Free People is anything better, but just a different vibe to really show us how diverse a model this Behati is, while doing the exact same thing she does for every one of her clients, only this time in less lingerie…when really she should be following her NIPPLES IN THIS SHOOT’S LEAD cuz nipples are better than no nipples, right Angelina Jolie?

But the problem with Behati, has nothing to do with her not showing off her nipples, but everything to do with her having had unprotected sex with Adam Levine, even if they are broken up, it means she was starstruck by him, groupied on him, and let him cum inside her with all his money and gelled hair, and a girl into that, is one who should be taken out back and shot for being just like every other girl, impressed by pop shit. The worst.

Here’s the video…anyway…

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2013

03

Jun

AnnaLynne McCord’s Bikini Pics of the Day

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I don’t know who AnnaLynne McCord…and the good news is, either does the rest of the world, because no one watches some shitty 90210 remake and no one cares about some twat who graduated high school, thought she was good enough to get famous, who ended up getting on TV, and milked being on TV, harder than any real celebrity, who usually wants nothing to do with the paparazzi, you see this bitch was inviting them over for drinks, anything to get on the blogs…but for some reason, she hasn’t released a sex tape, and that reason is probably because she hasn’t been fired from 90210 yet, even though the show itself should be fired from production, because it sounds like the worst pile of shit imaginable….

I guess the good news for her is that I’ll still stare at her ass crack. I got nothing else going on.

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2013

03

Jun

Hip Hop Miley Cyrus has a New Song of the Day

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So reinvented Miley Cyrus who is now Hip Hop Miley the new Miley Cyrus, is still a commercial pile of shit I want to have sex with cuz she has a night tight body.

She’s hired some major Hip Hop Producer to do all her songs and now she sounds a little less country, a lot more Rihanna, still all candy coated shitty pop music I can’t jerk off to.

But the good news is that she’s got a tight little body, we’re gonna be seeing a lot more of her. Hopefully in slutty fucking videos. You know just trying to keep up.

She’s a LA kid without a clue as to what’s awesome or amazing…but she’s doing it in a crop top without a bra.

I am still a fan, as long as she’s on mute.

Here’s her new song…

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2013

03

Jun

Exclusive – Exxxotica 2013 Fort Lauderdale Round Up of the Day

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I went to two days of Exxotica , a 3 dayporn convention where pornstars and cam girls meet the fans and charge them money for autographs and conversation. Some of the girls hook on the side to supplement their income since porn isn’t as lucrative as it used to be.

There was way more to my trip than my Farrah Coverage …

I learned….

1- Cam girls are the future of porn stars, they make more money, have more loyal fans, are less broken and trashy and do it all from the comfort of their home. They fuck if they want and they stay clothed if they want. It is a pretty good deal and I am now trying to recruit as many girls as I can for MYFREECAMS

2- Cam girls are like the annoying person at dinner addicted to their cell phone or internet connection, obsessed with their fans, always looking at a screen, but far less annoying, because they like being watched when they masturbate, and they are nicer to talk to than porn chicks who have egos, cuz cam girls are just everyday girls who figured out it’s better to get paid to masturbate than work at the mall.

3- Porn stars can be pretty rugged, beat up, and bratty cunts who think they are important cuz they fuck on camera for 1000 dollars a scene. They can be annoying to listen to talk because they are stupid as shit, but for the most part, even the horrible ones you know are insane, are great entertainment and that’s why we were there.

I got there pretty much when it started because I had nothing better to do and Exxxotica was the only reason we were in Fort Lauderdale so why the fuck not. In the first 5 minutes there was a stripper behind chains, a fat ass, a Hugh Hefner lookalike every idiot in the place though was Hugh Hefner even though Hefner is dead…but not as dead as the girl who passed the fuck out.

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2013

03

Jun

Joanna Krupa Awesome Body in Topless Staged Pics of the Day

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Joanna Krupa is pretty much an escort. No different than a pornstar. Only instead of landing a sex tape, she decided to get cast on a reality show middle America is obsessed with, Dancing with the Stars, even though I am sure no one watching the show ever heard of her, forcing them to google her and give her all the attention she wanted…thanks mainstream media. Leading to other middle america targeted shows like Real Housewives, a trailer park hit, because their 20,000 dollar a year lifestyle is impressed by the Real Housewives luxury.

The whole thing is miserable, because with a body like this, she should be doing porn, not staging topless photoshoots with the paparazzi for attention, tits we’ve all seen before, because her whole career before DWTS, was being a TITTY model.

I’ll still look at and appreciate any polish american who isn’t working a deli making sausage with a face mask on so her facial hair doesn’t fall into the meat.

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2013

03

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am still trapped in Florida. I came down here for the Exxxotica convention to hang with Teen Mom and all my lovely girlfriends who get fucked or just masturbate in video, as well as the weirdo Florida creepers who are insane fans of these girls….

Right now, I am knee deep in tanned, blonde, fit looking 50 year old women with fake tits looking for cock….all leathery, dry, and capable of using KY as good as homosexual at a bathhouse…and I’m loving every second of watching them try to get laid.

All while the actual babes are still in their hotel rooms, recovering from the show, without me there brushing their hair, and giving them a back massage with my semen.

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Scott Disick’s Greatest Moments in GIFs are ridiculous
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Bikini of the Day – Sharni Vinson
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Pet Crow Taking a Bath….
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