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2013

02

May

Kate Upton is Awkward Looking on Set of the Day

Kate Upton reminds me of a loose fitting condom, which coincidently would be as played out as Kate Upton if I actually used condoms, because I have a small penis.

She’s overrated, she’s fucked the system, I don’t care how much of a big titty fetishist you are, you know that her belly, or hips or midsection, is not deserving of the attention she’s getting.

Attention that has landed her acting work, in movies, like a fucking talent, that we all know she clearly isn’t, in what is just lies that burn my fucking eyes.

But for some reason, dudes think she’s amazing, and that reason, is brainwashing. The fact she’s as famous as she is, is just one other example of the media saturated retards we’ve become.

And here she is on set in short shorts, that would probably fit you like pants, cuz she’s a monster doin’ the monster mash.


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2013

02

May

Bianca Balti’s Shitty Bikini Campaign for D&G of the Day

Bianca Balti is some amazing looking Italian model who has done some Victoria’s Secret shit and who has done some LINGERIE MODELING shit…and now she’s doing some bikini shit for Dolce and Gabana that would probably be hotter if it was a little more erotic and a lot less ripped dude flexing. You know with more of her mom body in compromising positions and less of this subtle artistic shit we’ve seen before. I mean the budget behind this shit was probably huge enough to get her to spread that italian cure meat sandwich in her white bikini bottoms….

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2013

02

May

Bar Refaeli’s High Concept Instagram Art of the Day

So this is what Bar Refaeli’s career has come to. She’s posting pictures of her posing for the camera in shadows, like she’s some high concept fucking artist, or Alfred Hitchcock, or someone who isn’t a big titty model who we expect to see in pictures of her half naked in bikinis and or lingerie.

It is like her bank account is healthy enough for her to find her true voice as an artist or some shit, and it made me laugh.

I prefer when bitches stick to what they are good at and what they know, especially in the last 5 years of their career before they turn 40 or worse…a mom.

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2013

02

May

Amanda Bynes Topless for Social Media of the DAy

Yesterday she gave us the bra. Today we get the “forearm” bra. All this selfie erotic is giving me spontaneous boners that both humiliate and excite me.

Most people have no idea who Amanda Bynes is, I mean if I tried to talk to one of my drunk friends, he’d have no idea what I was talking about, but the tabloids are eating her up and loving every second of her fake demise, a demise that even if was real is not a demise, but in fact a rise to the top, filled with her big titties, skinny body and long child star legs. Slutty exhibitionist behavior from all kinds of girls is the shit I live for.

I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life.

10 minutes ago she started a cat fight with Jenny McCarthy, because Jenny McCarthy is a cyber bully who is old as fuck and doesn’t mind her own business or know what she’s talking about, and that too got me excited.

Then Amanda Bynes canceled it out, retracted it by saying it was a joke…in a “no offense” situation….I like thouse.

This whole Amanda Bynes thing brings me hope that we aren’t that doomed and real people still exist who don’t mind stirring up the pot…with topless pics.

I think I’m in love. I need to K-Fed her. Now.

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2013

02

May

Paulina Gretzky Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t do sports, but I would do their wives, daughters, and mistresses, because Athletes, unlike regular people, have all kinds of trashy pussy thrown their way, and sometimes they knock them up and marry them, and sometimes they make trashy pussy of their own, because athletes, for the most part, unless we’re talking about billionaire Hilary Duff’s husband, are ghetto poor people who end up making far too much money to know what to do with and to not spoil their kids and stripper looking wives with fake tits and whatever they want…

Working class values.

The other nice thing about athletes, their stripper wives and their tacky daughters, is that growing up the one important thing for the dad was fitness and a regimented diet, because that’s how daddy made his fake titty money, and with fitness and a good diet, comes a body raised by an athlete, coupled with a personality raised by a stripper looking mom, cuz daddy was always on the road, that focuses on the superficial, because mommy’s looks got Daddy’s money, this Paulina Gretzky the complete package, at least from behind.

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2013

02

May

Nina Agdal’s Hot Body/Retard Face for Aerie Lingerie of the Day

Nina Agdal is the spokesperson for some lingerie company, and these are the shitty ads,

I guess she looks better than she normally does, because when she’s not posing, and the photographer isn’t focusing on her amazing body, she generally looks like Corky, you know a little Downs Syndromed.

Not that I wouldn’t sleep with a girl with Downs Syndrome, I have no standards and depending on how retarded she is, I assume she’d be easy. You know with all their chronic masturbating….

You see cuz like the Black Eyed Peas, I’m okay with getting retards.

Not that Nina has Downs Syndrome, she just looks like she does, and not in these pics, so focus on what matters, her amazing body she’s milking to the top, even if I’d rather she be milking me.

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2013

02

May

Helen Flanagan’s Big Tits at the FHM 100 Party of the Day

FHM has their Top 100 List, because it’s good for publicity, even if these lists are nonsense, subjective, crafted by publicists, and thrown together with little thought or effort. The winner always who you expect it to be. The other girls probably paid to get there, because they can put it on their wikipedia page, but I guess it is an excuse to party, and we like to party…especially with dozens of UK busty trash, like Helen Flanagan who dropped out of her TV gig to be a Glamour model, in a move that would be insane anywhere but the UK, becuase Glamour models get the most love and male attention, while TV shows are ignored as everyone’s watching American TV…

In case you were wondering, Mila Kunis is their number 1, obviously.


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2013

02

May

Maria Fowler for Loaded of the Day

I am not from the UK, but I have a friend I try to masturbate on Cam from the UK, who always talks to me in her classy british way, despite being a gutter slut, which is a whole new dynamic for me, because I’m used to gutter sluts having the vocabulary of a 7 year old, because that’s when they were taken out of school by their dad to work the farm as the vagina the workers had sex with, or whatever other fantasy I created for her to make loving her down and out ass at a discount rate guilt free.

So this Maria Fowler, in her underwear is clearly trashy, classy british girls don’t do this kind of thing, I mean Mary Poppins would never, but I am sure she sounds like an intellectual and angel when she talks, giving her a little depth to her tits.

So Who she is really doesn’t matter, just look at her pics, that’s what she wants you to do.

Classy. Like the Royal Family and shit.

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2013

02

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I like to give my alcoholism an excuse to exist, you know a reason to drink, otherwise I just feel like a pathetic drunk loser no different than a homeless man, which isn’t far from the truth, but I don’t like admitting that, even if it makes for a good excuse to drink.

Some nights I drink from hard days at the office, other days I drink for sucking at life, many days I drink because my wife is the fucking worst.

Last night I drank for kris from kris Kross, in some day the music died shit. The voice of a generation with one hit. Where he probably ended things because that’s what being kris from kris Kross does to you…

So now Kris Kross is just Kross, and we can finally stop jumping now…we know Kris already did…

Here are some morning links…

Some Chick at a Baseball Game Taking Pics of Her Tits.
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Melissa Satta in a Bikini
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Here’s a Little Get Lucky Daft Punk Cover Music to Start the Day
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This Morning’s Yoga Break Dance
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Bed of Nails Sandwich
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The AWESOME Origins of Coca Cola
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Check Out X-Tina Aguilera’s 10 Million Dollar Mansion That May Make You Want to K-Fed Her
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The 25 Hottest Import Models on Instagram
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If Humans Crossed the Street Like ANimals
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90 Year Old Does a Double Back Flip
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If you’re losing your hair. This will stop it. Girls will Thank You.
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2013

01

May

stepLINKS of the Day

My wife is a lazy slophole who eats disgusting food and makes messes. She hasn’t done the dishes in at least a month, and shit is fucking disgusting. It actually smells like dirty hooker pussy, so I gag and get a boner every time I walk into our one room dump, because dirty pussy is the best kind of pussy, and being able to recreate it as a room scent, all thanks to rotting food, is kind of glorious…

While I go jerk of to a pan with fungus growing in it…with memories of good times I’ve had with similar smells….Here are some stepLINKS….

Khloe Kardashian Hard Nipples in a Bathing Suit Hates Her Sisters Cuz they are Armenian and she is OJ
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Jennifer Aniston in the Pregnancy Stance
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Chloe Moretz in Nylon for the Perverts
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61 Pics of Hot Booty Humps
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Bikini Contest Awesomeness
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Valerie Van Der Graaf for Beach Bunny
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Why Do We Kiss – I Do It Cuz I’m Horny
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You Will Want to Fuck this Playboy Chick.
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The 50 Funniest Ron Swanson Gifs
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Mariah Carey’s Wedding Vine
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More Hot Asses
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Yawns are Contagious
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Top 20 Reasons To Get Excited About Summer
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Kate Upton Fat on Set
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Amazing Huge Boob Hula Girl
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Holland Roden Nip Slip
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Alessandra Ambrosio Boring for Victoria’s Secret
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Goat on Hippo
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Beyonce is Insane
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Lohan is a Blogger Now – Welcome to my World.
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Sexy Pool Party Weirdness
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Some Hot Babe in Lingerie
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Kanye May Open the Car Door for Kim When He Should Slam Her Face with it…But Luckily He Makes Her Open Doors at Stores for Him
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16 Pics of a Dog’s Head on it’s Owner’s Body
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Kanye Finished his New Album
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This Goose is an Asshole
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Hot Gamer Chick Flashing her Vagina
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A Compilation of Gemma Arterton’s Hotness
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Alice Eve in Glamour – Boring.
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Shopping on Drugs
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Padma Lakshmi in Tight Clothes
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Salma Hayek
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Francesca Eastwood Pokies….
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Candice Swanepoel Boring
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Daisy Fuentes Just Bought at 6 Million Dollar House – Daisy Fuentes has 6 Million Dollars?
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Her Name is Hailey Leigh and She’s Hot in her Short Shorts But Even Hotter Naked
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Some Chunky Asses. Who’d You Rather Fuck?
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Hot Naked Flexible Chick
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The Basketball Gay Jason Collins’ Beard He Dated was a Serious Babe
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This Teen Model Doesn’t Look Like a Teen But She Does Look Good Naked
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The Funniest Motorized Scooter Obesity / Diabetes Video you Will See Today
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Henri le Chat Noir is Ridiculous.
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Kimberly Walsh Big Titties at an Event
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A Totally Normal Break Up
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Some Glamour Models and their Debut Performances
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Mommy To Be Doll Will Freak You The Fuck Out
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The Zach Galfinakis SNL Promos
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Daft Punk Get Lucky Cover
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The Strangest Engagement Pics You Will Ever See
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Gwyneth Paltrow Partnered Up With Seacrest for Some Garbage That Shouldn’t Exist
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Best Mini Golf Shot Ever – According To These Freaks
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Oriental Chick MAsturbates on the Balcony
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The Giggliest Girl in Porn
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Some Amateur Bisexual Doing What She Does – In Pics
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I Love this Intense Mirror Orgasm Video
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He Watches Himself Get Head While Getting Head and Filming Himself Get Head
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Fat Emo Chick on Cam
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Bong Hit Cam Show
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Girlfriend Bangs Herself
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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