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2013

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Apr

Elyse Taylor for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Guess what? Victoria’s Secret photoshoots still fucking suck.

They took a perfectly good Australian model, who has proven to be totally willing to get NUDE FOR FASHION , I’m talking titties and Vagina out, and ruined her. They took someone’s full potential and cut the shit in half, in exchange for a corporate job that has a big marketing team behind them and that can make her a big model celebrity, because Victoria’s Secret, for whatever reason, is the model equivalent of landing that Government Job, with a great pension. It is what they all strive for, and only few get selected for, because people think being a Victoria’s Secret model is some top of the charts, you’re the hottest bitch around hustle, while I just see it as a waste of fucking photographer and model time, cuz these fucking pics are so fucking boring, uneventful. The same over the last 30 fucking years. Step it up even if it has proven to work. Even if the Christians don’t shit on you for being porno, I mean at the level Victoria’s Secret is at, they can afford to do some more hardcore pics and while we wait for that to never happen, here’s one of their new stars – Elyse Taylor. A babe wasting her talent for the corporate dream. Depressing.

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2013

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Apr

Ashley Benson for Nylon Magazine of the DAy

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Ashley Benson was one of the chubby girls from Spring Breakers, who probably had no real business being in a bikini, other than that she was filling up their marketing requirements of being some Disney/child star willing to have a threesome with Vanessa Hudgens and James Franco, without actually showing her pussy….making her my favorite of the bunch, in what is probably the worst Threesome ever to be in a Movie, but then again I come from a hardcore porn background and expect more out of sex scenes…..

Well now she’s in Nylon, a magazine that was once a little more edgy and interesting, but that has turned into the new generations Seventeen, because I guess that’s where the ad dollars are, and if I cared, I’d be offended that people don’t stick true to their editorial voice all for a couple of bucks.

Cuz this shoot, would be better with a little more fashion porn in it. I mean bitch is a hipster, take advantage, show her bush. What the fuck Nylon!?

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2013

22

Apr

Ireland Baldwin in her Pajamas of the Day

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Hey Perverts. Alec Baldwin’s teen daughter, who is 6 months away from being legal, which means she probably doesn’t drink, get high or fuck. You know all wholesome and that’s why she’s just playing on the trampoline in her pajamas like a 7 year old, because that’s where her maturity level is, yet all you people are following her, and noticing her 6 foot 2 frame and its modeling, and celebrating her like she’s the next Miley, Taylor Momsen, Lohan, and all the other jailbait right before it turned 18 and fell off…and I am posting these to show you just how creepy you are for creeping on someone so innocent…right….cuz all rich girls are innocent…they are never more fucked up than pornstars….

Here’s a little doggy style crawl…

Here’s a little ass grab….

You all make me sick…with your preversions…

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2013

22

Apr

Rosie Jones Romantic Shoot for NUTS of the Day

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Here is Glamour model Rosie Jones posing in a photoshoot for NUTS magazine that reminds me of some romance shit, like when a 50 year old woman decides to compete with the porn her husband has chosen over her, by hitting up a cheesy photo studio in the mall, with fabric draped off the walls, a photo school drop out with a camera, and a woman who has lost her spirit, but who keeps on trying….only this is the Glamour Model, equally sad story, but with her whole life ahead of her, and a marriage that will probably be with a soccer player and far more luxurious….

Here are them there titty pics, all romantic and shit, like a strip club lap dance room, the picture version.

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2013

22

Apr

Lisa Gormley Titty Slip of the Day

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Her name is Lisa Gormley, she’s some Australian actress who you’ve probably never heard of, unless you are from Australia, which I kinda hope you are, because Australians, at least the women, are usually hot as fuck cuz they spend their days at the beach, but who don’t act hot as fuck like American girls, because they are cool as fuck cuz Australians like to party, making them the ideal human.

This Lisa Gormley, may not be quite what I’d expect from an Australian girl, I mean she’s a little fucking doughy, but I’m sure Australia has fat girls too, and I’m sure not all Australians are these 20 year old tight bodied babes, and really even if this Lisa Gormley isn’t all that awesome, she’s flashing her tit, which kinda makes her awesome by default…you see cuz where there’s an exposed titty in the ocean, I can ignore the dumpy ass, especially when in picture.

Here she is doing a good job as far as I’m concerned, but maybe I’m just happy she’s not TAN MOM ….anything is better than Tan Mom

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2013

22

Apr

Jennifer Love Hewitt Seduces Ellen of the Day

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Jennifer Love Hewitt delivers when booked for a Lesbian’s TV show by dressing the fucking part and I’m not talking wearing construction boots, flannel and a prosthetic dick, I’m talking a skimpy dress to show off her massive tits, that make Ellen awkward as shit, because titties make lesbians get boners, they just try to play it cool, especially in locker room at the gym because they don’t want to blow the lesbian accessibility cover, because that lesbian accessibility is what tricks the straight girls into experimenting.

She knows her worth, or at least what matters, and in her case it is all about the tits. Good play old lady.

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2013

22

Apr

Rihanna’s Instagram Erotica of the Day

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Rihanna has been rumored to be pregnant and by the looks of this it looks like she was one of those Prom girl who threw her kid out in the dumpster who no one knew she was pregnant.

Here she is posing with a kid, a kid that must be hers after her doctor’s visit, showing off her post pregnant body in a bikini, because that’s what the tabloids told me.

The whole thing would explain why she went out partying this weekend,you know to celebrate the birth of her child now that she can, not that I think pregnancy is something that would stop Rihanna from hard drinking, but then again, I could be totally wrong about this little Chris Brown situation. I hate generally babies, they freak me out, so I can’t distinguish their ages, especially when they are black, because I feel like black babies, like black adults, are built bigger, stronger and ready to be pro athletes than white babies.

All this to say, she’s posing in her bikini for the internet, and that’s all that matters to me.

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2013

22

Apr

LOLZ of the Day

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Today’s LOLZ is that Reese Witherspoon was Arrested. The reason it is funny, is because she plays off that she’s this wholesome America’s Sweetheart. You know from America’s heartland, a good Christian with great values. A family oriented person. Because that’s how she’s been marketed.

The reality is that everyone in Hollywood is has no soul, is a puppet, materialistic and un-Christian money grubbers, proven in the whole “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM” shit she spewed when her husband was almost twice the legal limit when he got pulled over, because like all Hollywood stars, she thinks she’s above the law, and unlike Christians, she’s a fucking drunk pig with no morals.

I’ve been saying all along that she needs to be arrested for the lies. From tricking Ryan Philippe into knocking her up more than once so that he would never leave her fat ass, exortion…. to terrorism charges for dropping the bomb that is her vile body on the beach.….

She is sent here from Satan and I am just bummed she won’t be getting prison raped, or more than a slap on the wrist, despite deserving it. But I am glad the world blinded by her marketing, know the truth, that she is a horrible human.

She is the worst.

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2013

22

Apr

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader “Skull Fucked” at Sinical Ball of the Day

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I was sent this video of Dallas Cowboy cheerleader Colleen Meghan at some Fetish ball in Houston on April 13, up on stage screaming and getting spanked by some dominatrix fetish motherfucker in some alen looking fetish costume.

The video stars off tame, with some spanking as she humps the air, and ends with a little face fuck after she does a few sit ups to get warmed up.

It’s pretty clear that she’s in on this situation with “Lexa Lusty” the fetish star and I don’t think fetish is that big of a deal, and she probably won’t lose her job over it, I mean if she is even a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, something I am sure has a contract stipulations that you can’t suck dick in movies, even if you’re destined to be a pornstar, while working for the organization.

I just think it’s funny, although creepy as fuck. I mean she’s just trying to have a good time, and here I am putting that good time out there like it’s a bad thing, even though more girls need to be half naked and spanked at parties while I watch.

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2013

22

Apr

Sunday Night Panty Flash of the Day

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#SNPF is a fun instagram contest we have with our followers and stepGIRLS, that involves sending in a pic of your panties on sunday night to participate in SUNDAY NIGHT PANTY FLASH.

It’s a whole lot of fun, so follow Drunkenstepfatherdotcom on instagram if you know what’s good for you..

Or just vote on 5 of this weeks best entries!

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