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2013

22

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The sober guy in the bar is always way creepier than the drunk guy in the bar rubbing up and grabbing at all the girls, because the drunk guy has an excuse for his behavior, while the sober guy is like some fucking narc weirdo who wants to be in control around drunk girls, in what seems like some American psycho, good thing, that isn’t my problem, because the last time I was sober was probably in the 80s.

Here are some morning links…

I Hate Reese Witherspoon and the Lie that She Is, So I’m Glad She Got Arrested, Wish She Got Prison Raped, And Laugh that she Pulled a “Do You Know Who I Am?” superiority complex hustle. What a cunt. A Really Fat Stretched Out Cunt
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Here are some girls with Future Back Problems – Cuz They Got Big Tits
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The Best First and Last Day on the Evening News
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Jordin Sparks in Running Magazine, even though the only running it looks like she does is to the Bathroom After a Run to the All you can Eat Buffet
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Birthday Shot Gone Wrong
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The Dumbest Things Ryan Lochte Said on His New Show
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A Tribute to Page 3 Glamour Models
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Home Run Lands in the Popcord
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Celebs Now and Then
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Russian Man Vs Street Car
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Prank the Telemarketer
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Chinese Newscaster Didn’t Let her Wedding Get in the Way of Reporting on the Earthquake
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Glee Has Been Renewed, Now we can all Kill Ourselves, Hell has ARRIVED
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Riders are Awesome
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Some Peeping Tom Video of a Couple with No Blinds Banging – Amazing – Except for the Masturbating Guy Filming It – Weird
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

20

Apr

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham SEX TAPE to be Released by Vivid!

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Vivid SEX TAPE Farrah Superstar - A Backdoor Mom

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Vivid SEX TAPE Farrah Superstar – A Backdoor Mom

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham has reportedly been paid 1,000,000 dollars for her sex tape. Which is exciting, if you like seeing 21 year old fit moms getting fucked, which luckily I do.

Here is the press release:

VIVID ENTERTAINMENT TO RELEASE FARRAH SUPERSTAR: BACKDOOR TEEN MOM
MAY 6TH ONLINE AND MAY 14TH IN STORES NATIONWIDE

Controversial MTV Star Farrah Abraham is Featured in Explicit Private Tape Now Made Public; Vivid Head Steven Hirsch Says, “Her Looks Remind Me of a Young Kim Kardashian”

LOS ANGELES – (April 29, 2013) – Vivid Entertainment has acquired all rights to a sexually charged movie starring 21-year-old Farrah Abraham. The adult film studio will release Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom online at vivid.com on May 6th and it will go on sale in stores nationwide on May 14th.
Image courtesy of www.vivid.com

The movie was made privately by the former cheerleader from Council Bluffs, Iowa who became the star of the hit MTV series Teen Mom. The existence of the footage that she originally wanted to keep confidential became known earlier this month, and it has been the subject of intense media scrutiny since then.

“Since word of this tape got out, we’ve been overwhelmed with inquiries about whether or not we had acquired it,” said Steven Hirsch, founder/co-chairman of Vivid. “I’m happy to confirm that we have purchased it. We went after this movie as vigorously as any sex tape we’ve ever pursued. We felt it was definitely worth it, not only because of Farrah’s popularity, but because the footage itself is amazing. I think many fans will be shocked at how truly explicit it is, including stunning backdoor scenes. Farrah’s looks remind me of a young Kim Kardashian and we all know how her story turned out.”

“In Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom we have over 70 minutes of non-stop erotic action,” Mr. Hirsch said. “Farrah is gorgeous, sexy and absolutely uninhibited. She has the kind of independence that our fans find appealing.”

Word of the tape’s existence was widely covered by the media and, having lost the ability to keep it a secret, Farrah decided to sell the tape to Vivid after reviewing several offers.

The Teen Mom star became pregnant at 16 and caught the public’s attention in the MTV series when Derek Underwood, the father of her pregnant child, died in a car accident two months before the birth of their baby, Sophia Laurent. Farrah had to deal with Underwood’s death, developing a combative relationship with her mother as well as other in-law relationship problems.

Therapy sessions have helped her get through difficult times, and she decided to celebrate the end of her 21st year by making a personal tape that would forever capture her beauty and sensuality at this time in her life.

DISCLAIMER: MTV® is a registered trademark of Viacom International Inc.; Teen Mom was a reality television series that aired on MTV. This video is not sponsored, endorsed by or affiliated with Viacom International Inc. or MTV Networks.

About Vivid: Founded in 1984, Vivid has always emphasized high quality erotic film entertainment, resulting in wide brand-name awareness through its films, innovative marketing, and licenses that extend to apparel, book publishing, nightclubs, sporting goods, adult beverages and a range of other products. The VividTV division includes both dedicated cable channels and on-demand programming from the largest single adult studio archive. In addition to its Vivid-Celeb imprint famous for celebrity sex tapes, the company is known for its Vivid SuperXXXHeroes parodies. Mainstream television audiences got to know the company through two highly popular reality series on Showtime. Co-founder and CEO Steven Hirsch received the first AVN Visionary Award as a leader who “has propelled innovation and taken his company and the business as a whole to new heights.” The company’s website, www.vivid.com, has a loyal following of fans of Vivid movies.

I will have exclusive footage.

Posted in:Farrah Abraham|Sex Tape

2013

19

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I was drinking in a typical fine establishment, when people started complaining about a gas leak. I didn’t take it too seriously, because early that night, I dropped a bottle of beer at the convenience store and everyone in the place stopped, dropped and rolled….you know, we are on high alert. I also thought it was a good opportunity to steal people’s have drank drinks when they either pass out from the fumes, or run out in a ball of fire, knowing that as a cockroach I will survive…

The problem with being the last man standing in a bar full of natural gas happened to be the manager asking me to hold a door open while he went all “hurt locker” on the leak, and as I’m standing there drinking the free drink he offered me for my life, I thought, shit, I may have a drinking problem. If I’m willing to face gas leaks for 3 am cocktails, I’m pretty fucking serious about this shit.

The good news is I survived, so I won’t have to quit drinking anytime soon. The other good news is that for the right price, I’m a fucking hero, and I’d do it again, for the right price. Like this guy…

Here are the stepLINKS

Hilary Duff Mom Tits
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Her Name Holotka and She’s An Amazing Sex Goddess – Watch Her Amazingness
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Brushy the One String Guitarist is Awesome
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This Ryan Lochte News Blooper is Hilarious
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Some Babes in the Women in Music Issue of Elle
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Hot Girls Posing in Front of Mirrors
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How About a Little Ivanka Trump Big Pregnant Titties
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Is this what you Fantasize When in Traffic
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25 Things You Didn’t Know About Lebron James
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This Japanese Bitch Posing Sexy Is Worth Trying to Masturbate To
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Here are a whole bunch of Ex Girlfriend Rrevege Nudes! Exposed you heartbreaking Sluts.
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Rebecca Hall Sideboob at the Iron Man 3 Premiere is Pretty Major Side Boob
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A Whole Lot of Celeb Nude Scenes in Upcoming Movies
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The TOP NBA Finals Press Conference Outbursts Ever
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Trampoline Just Can’t Handle the Pressure – I Love the Slow Mo Sounds…
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Mob Wife Pia Rizza Guetter Face in a Bikini
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Katherine Webb Quit Splash Because it is Humilaiting Stupidity – But Here are Her Best Pics from Training….I’m Talking Bent the Fuck Over
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The 20 Hottest Pics of Alexa Demie – Who? Who Cares! Hot Pics…
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Kellie Pickler Booty at Rehearsal Compilation of the Day
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Julianne Hough is Single Horny
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Gwyneth Paltrow Is an Angel Sent from Heaven….in a Satin Outfit….
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Baseball Player Slides Through Catcher’s Legs
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Karolina Kurkova’s Long Amazing Legs
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Hidden Camera Orchestra Prank
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45 of your Childhood Crushes – Then and Now – The Horror….The Absolute Horror
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I Would Love To Stick That Finger Up Her Ass
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Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Coleen Meghan Dry Humped and Skull Fucked and “skull fucked”
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Throwback Jennifer Lopez V Magazine Pubes
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Big Fat Titties with Cat Ears On
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Kesha Attempts a Sheer Dress
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Naked News Hot Sauce Challenge
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Some Girl Pisses in the Fish Tank
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More Hot Girls in Yoga Pants
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Kim Kardashian Looks Like a Horrible Cartoon Character that Should be Taken Out Back and Shot
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Some Glamour Model Implants
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5 Sex Myths You’d Have to be Stupid to Believe
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Check Out this Hot Ass
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Kim Kardashian Perving On her Sister
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What A Fucking Loser
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Some Big Fucking Jugs
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POV Moped Crash
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Justin Beiber Dressed Like the Girl Spring Breaker He Wishes He Was…Weird….
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It’s Time To Some LSD
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Friday’s NSFW WTF Pics
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Girls Without Bras
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This Chicken Thinks It is a Goat
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Why Do We Cry?
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Lindsey Strutt is a Fucking Slut with Fucking Big Tits that I Would Like to Fucking Fuck
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Motorcycle Fail
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Jay Z is Staring a Sports Agency to Rep Top Athletes Like they Were Rihanna
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Innocent Arab Chick Losing her Virginity – Cuz All Arabs are Innocent
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16 Minute Train Blowjob
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Amazing Self Shooter Latina in the Shower
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Cum in Eyes Bukkake Party
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Fatty with Bad Acting Gets Cum in Her
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Ghetto Mexican Sex for the Motherland
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Pulic Sex in a Park
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Roommate Secretly Filmed Fucking!
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Body Building Pussy Scares Me
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Close Up of a Hot Pussy Masturbation – Close Up
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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Sign Up To This Monthly Porn Netflix
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

19

Apr

Tanning Mom’s Topless Bikini Pics of the Day

Tanning Mom Topless At the Beach in a Bikini Bottom

Well, it turns out that Tanning mom, who you may remember as the cunt who takes her kid tanning, has brought her leathery mass out to the beach where she paraded around topless, thanks to the simple taste of fame she’s trying to keep going as long as she can…

It also turns out that her tits are as bad as her body and her body is as bad as her skin and as bad as her aging which is as bad as her parenting….what a cunt….a cunt I wish was also included in these pics, because there’s something about backed meats I can fuck that just excite me.

Enjoy…the 3 pics my man Foetus found…that the paparazzi doesn’t want you to see until they get their big payout for them…even though gutter trash tits shouldn’t be a hot commodity ever.

I don’t know if she’s hit rock bottom or looking at these is rock bottom. I just know that I’ve fucked women who look like this but with less teeth too many times to admit and that depresses me more than this woman’s life should depress her.

Posted in:NSFW|Tanning Mom

2013

19

Apr

37 Babes in Men’s Shirts of the Day

Click Here for the Best in Men’s Clothing

To celebrate men’s shirts and more importantly the sexiness of women who have nothing else to wear but men’s shirts after you’ve had your way with her and she has spent the night unplanned, with no overnight bag, only to walk around your house, showcasing your achievement and participation better than any trophy can.

I have compiled the best pics of girls in men’s shirts.

The thing with QUALITY SHIRTS that you can wear to work, to school, to parties, wherever you want to look good, is that she won’t think you’re a total dirtbag, and you have a higher chance of getting her back home modeling it for you the morning after. That’s a fact.

I recommend Frank & Oak, a new concept in men’s clothing, that caters to your needs, and brings you great style, quality and value. So Sign Up. If you know what’s good for you

It’s one of those things that can change your life. If you don’t believe me, just look at all these girls who would probably agree with me, because clearly they love a good men’s shirt…


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Posted in:stepLIST

2013

19

Apr

Rebecca Hall Sideboob at Iron Man 3 Premiere of the Day

I don’t know who Rebecca Hall is, but I know I fucking hate when I hear people say “Sideboob”. It’s one of those token phrases that has taken over the mainstream and been picked up by everyone, along with “Wardrobe Malfunction, Bragelina, Benifer” and all the other internet verbiage that makes me want to cunt punch my wife in frustration, but won’t for fear of getting stuck.

Well, whoever Rebecca Hall is, she’s showing some SIDEBOOB….and now I can go kill myself for acknowledging this virgin loser word.


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
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Posted in:Rebecca Hall

2013

19

Apr

Some Nina Agdal Half Naked Modeling Pics of the DAy

Nina Agdal is some Downs Syndrome looking bitch with an awesome body who you may know from SI, but I’m gonna pretend you know her because of all the great posts of done of her that I steal from various sources around the internet, for no reason other than to say “look at her in this shoot, she looks way less corky, there’s hope for her”…you know commentary that matters, that changes lives, that may one day be published and celebrated like DrunkenStepfather was the manuscript of our generation, even though I know all you care about are the titties….titties strategically being covered up by our friend who doesn’t know we exist, but who I pretend is our friend as to not cheapen this experience, posing some bullshit and by bullshit, I mean the good kind that you can have some masturbation foreplay to…

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

19

Apr

Doutzen Kroes for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Wanna know what the world doesn’t need? More Victoria’s Secret pics.

They are all the fucking same, boring, repetitive and a total mis-use of willing models, who would totally be naked and spread if the brand asked that of her….but instead they walk this fine line of photoshopped nipples and vagina, to cater to their Christian wholesome crowd, you see cuz that makes them billions of dollars…while boring the fuck out of me.

Don’t get me wrong, I like their gang of sluts, I like them half naked, I just don’t like the lack of effort they put in….but I’m posting it anyway, even if it is a fucking fail.

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2013

19

Apr

Nicki Minaj G String Ass on TV of the Day

This is a horrible situation on American Idol, other than it being American Idol…. Nicki Minaj pulled her g-string, that I am surprised she’s even wearing, over her hips, like this was 7 years ago and it was the urban style, because I guess she’s on her period and wanted an extra layer of fabric to bleed through, since she’s on national TV and all, or maybe she did it on purpose, like so many whore before her have done. I can’t explain why it happened, like last night when a drunk native kept trying to hold my hand and I thought if I pulled away it would bring up conflicts of the past, I just don’t have all the answers. I just know that it happened.

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2013

19

Apr

Staci Noblett is Page 3 Girl of the Day

As much as I make fun of Glamour models for being low level models and high level strippers, I am totally into what they do, especially when they look like this one in Page 3. Her name is Staci Noblett, while hiding her Noblett, she’s showcasing her awesome, daddy issues, in the form of some pretty great lookin tits.

I’m a fan of her and her male attention seeking. In fact, I like it so much, I’d love to snort a line of it, or smear it all over my face. But that’s not saying much, I always want that.

Here are the pics.

Posted in:NSFW|Staci Noblett