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2013

04

Apr

Beyonce Does Vogue Pantsless of the Day

Beyonce and her whole pants off party kick drives me insane. I just don’t get what this cunt is thinking. I guess it is just a delusion or her ego saying “I’m Beyonce, and Beyonce doesn’t need pants”. Or it could be her attempt to compete with the younger pussy out there who don’t wear pants, mainly Rihanna, the pussy who makes more money for Jay Z than Beyonce, the one who gets in the way of her feeling like the queen in his world, or the object of affection in his eye, this is like some catty black girl competitiveness that Beyonce may be winning cuz the media love her, but that anyone jerking off will say is a huge fail, and to keep those costumes for Rihanna, cuz these 30+ mom tree trunk legs are fucking garbage, no matter how much they are worth. It’s just a rich bitch abusing her power in a weird pantsless way. I’m not diggin’ it.

Here are her fat thighs in a corporately sponsored dance off…fat thighs and all…cuz corporations want her star power and Beyonce loves herself…and money so it works.

Posted in:Beyonce

2013

04

Apr

Elsa Hosk Modeling Bikinis of the Day


I hate catalog shots, but I like Elsa Hosk. The other day I did a Round UP Of Her Best Topless Pics She Took While Paving the Way to Becoming a Victoria’s Secret Model….because a titty model who aspires to be a lingerie model for the biggest underwear company has got to start somewhere and lucky for us, with this Swede, that somewhere involved nipples.

Here she is doing some sideline work for some other bathing suit company, I am sure the handlers at Victoria’s Secret are going to be very happy happy about this.

I fucking hat catalog shots, but Elsa Hosk, that bitch isn’t too bad.

Posted in:Elsa Hosk

2013

04

Apr

Stanija Dobrojevic is Lookin’ Like a Good Hooker on the Beach of the Day

Stanija Dobrojevic is some Yugoslavian trashy hooker pussy on the beach lookin’ awesome and ready to be human trafficked as most USSR survivors are, it’s a cultural thing.

I’ve never heard of her before today but I have fucked a Yugoslavian in the 90s, so feel like we get each other,

My memory of fucking my Yugoslavian was that she peed on me once, so I peed back on her but more interestingly, I was fucking her from behind one day and she started to fucking groundhog, not sure it was a Yugoslavian thing, you know a flaring asshole with the tip of a hard shit poking out, but I do know it was a horrible, but not horrible enough to make me stop.

Posted in:Stanija Dobrojevic

2013

04

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Smell the roses, or click this breath of fresh air . Spring.

I haven’t used a condom since the 19888 Olympics and I think even then I was using them to make water balloons. Which means all those crackheads I fucked over the last 3 decades let me in, skin on skin, and I was only one of many. Dirty.

The good news, AIDS is not a death sentence.

Here are some morning links….

Chubby Fat Tit Jill Martin Still in a Bikini
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Busta Rhymes Doesn’t Fuck Around When it Comes to Cheeseburgers
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Beyonce in Vogue Offends Me
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15 Actresses Who Were Replaced in Big Movies
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Slash Trolls Michael Jackson
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Little Kid Shits Herself on a Waterslide
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Babes in Towels are Pretty Alright.
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Accostic Cover of Lose Yourself by Eminem
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Headless Driver Drive Thru Prank…..
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The Science of Cats
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Triumph VS Real Housewives Atlanta
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Jimmy Fallon Replacing Leno Really Offends Me, But NBC is Run by Lorne Michaels, So it Makes Sense
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Kangaroos Boxing!
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True Facts of Truth
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Stop Balding!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

03

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

People don’t like racist jokes. They don’t like gay jokes. They don’t like anorexic jokes. They don’t like fat chick jokes. They don’t like retard jokes or autism jokes. They don’t like suicide jokes…but maybe they like Autistic Black Gay Anorexic Fat Chicks with Downs Syndrome who want to kill themselves jokes….the world has gone soft…but I’ still go hard….drinkin….right now…fuck you.

Here are some links…

Her Name is Amy Markham and I’ve Seen Her Nipples in a Bikini on the Beach
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Tan Mom is Amazing
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Most Creative Marriage Proposal
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Mariah Carey Nipple or Shadow? You Decide.
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How to Put on a Swimming Cap the Funny Way
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Mariah Carey Mermaid
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Lots of Lady Humps for Wednesday
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Her Name is Kali Murphy, She’s Posing Half Naked, You’ll Want to Fuck Her
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Evil Dead Star Talking about Scary Movies
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Jill Martin Busty in Her Bikini
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Some Extreme Laziness
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Listen to Miley’s New Song with Snoop
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Amanda Bynes is Amazing and Blaming all Crazy on her “Evil Twin” – Clever
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Hallway Swimming is the New Awesome
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20 Things that Don’t Make Sense About The Walking Dead
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The Leading Ladies in Game of Thrones
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Sophie Turner in a Pool – I’m Into It
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Dogs in Pantyhose are Sexy as Fuck
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Exercise Ball Fail Complilation
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How Not To Unload a Concrete Pipe
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Shannon De Lima is Hot as Fuck at the Beach
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These are Some Huge Polish Fucking Tits
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Victoria Justice In Shorts
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Kim Kardashian and Octomom are Twins
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A Whole Lot of Big Titties
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The 20 Hottest Pics of India Reynolds
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Adult Babies is Still the Weirdest Fetish
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Beyonce Cleavage vs Amy Winehouse Cleavage – What Do You Choose?
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Slip and Slide Fail Compilation
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Hot Bitches in FHM Spain
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Her Name is Kim and SHe’s Applying Lotion To Her Boobs
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Fatty Tulisa Cleavage
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Lindsay Lohan Portrait Made Out of Garbage – Because She Is Garbage or at least her Pussy Smells That Way….
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Nothing Moisturizes Better Than Semen…
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Home Run Hits Woman in Face While Boyfriend Jumps Out of the Way
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Handspring Fail
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Drunk Girl VS TOilet
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If Barbara Walters Retire Who Will I Jerk Off To On TV
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This is a Cool Machine Unfortunately Not a Fucking Machine….
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Old Granny Masturbating for a Werther’s Original
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Accidental Creampies are Always Funny
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Arab Chick Loses Virginity on Camera
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Really Asian Cam SHow
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She Shows Her Pussy – But Rocks Prosthetic Tits – I Don’t Get this Cam Girl
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Total Ecclipse of the Heart – Black Booty in a Wedding Dress Cam Show
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A Whole Lot of Weirdness in the Third World as She Licks Yogurt Off His Cack
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So Many Girls Getting Naked and Fucking For Free
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I Like Watching Girls Fuck Themselves
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The Netflix of Porn – Awesome!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

03

Apr

Miley Cyrus Bra Less for Twitter of the Day

Miley Cyrus is in the midst of recording her new album, that I think is going to be a hip hop album, cuz she’s working with every major hip hop star and producer on it, and she’s even started her own twerk team, cuz I guess Hip Hop guys like weird little Disney Stars, cuz they pay a lot of fucking money for their services, and there is no real integrity in their sound, it’s all about the money, cuz being a legit artist aint got shit on flying around in private jets and driving Rolls Royce’s……

But who cares about her music, she could have the best team of producers on the shit, I’m talking Phil Spector, and she’d still be Miley fucking Cyrus….not that Miley Cyrus is a bad thing as she lives in her prison that selling her soul has built, cuz she’s fit, tight bodied, looks 15 but isn’t 15, and doesn’t wear bras…

I dig it….

Here’s Miley’s new song with Snoop Doggy Lion for Diplo’s Label….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

03

Apr

Teresa Palmer Sexes It Up for Flaunt of the DAy

I’ve posted her Tampon String ….

I’ve posted her Bikini pics with Adam Sandler ….

I’ve even posted her Lingerie Pics for Esquire

And now I am posting these pics of her for Hipster magazine Flaunt, that may not be half naked, but that are less chunky and more amazing, because I guess she realizes that if she wants to be a sex symbol in American movies, with her accent and all, she better look good doing it, or at least be squeezed into a tight dress poppin her booty out while doing it.

For those of you who don’t know, I love Australian women. They are hot, fun, get drunk and don’t realize they are hot, cuz they are all hot. It makes for pretty fair game when tricking them into fucking you.

Posted in:Teresa Palmer

2013

03

Apr

Sophie Turner Awesome Lawyer Booty of the Day

Sophie Turner is my kind of lawyer, you know, one with Daddy issues that are so bad she dropped out of law to be a model who went no where, forcing her to go back to law, but still leaving that taste in her mouth, that she needs to dye her hair and show off that booty, cuz an ass shelf like this can’t go to waste in a courtroom, just slowly getting more and more fat with every case she wins, cuz that is her job. That ass shelf must be put out there on the internet screaming “I may be 30, I may have dropped my modeling childish dreams to get a real high paying job, but my body still got it, at least for now, please hire me, I can’t live with the rejection of my modeling career, and I hate law, even shit pays me a million a year, I just want to be half naked in mindless work, cuz that gets me male attention I crave more than a good career”….kinda thing.


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Posted in:Sophie Turner

2013

03

Apr

I Like Daphne Groeneveld of the Day

Daphne Groeneveld just turned 18. So stop looking at her you perverts. She’s not even legal to drink in America and if you tried you could probably still still smell the birthday cake on her panties, you know cuz fucking cake is a ritual in the Netherlands where she’s from, at least that’s what I heard they do in the Right light district, but I could have been lied to.

She’s been modeling for 3 years, meaning some kiddie porn pervert lured her in at 15 and got her in a bikini….because this modeling agency is a loop hope to his perversions.

It is safe to say, she’s probably been doing coke, fucking, drinking and partying since 15 too…like Britney Spears, She’s not that Innocent and at 18, fucking fair game to jerk off to, which more reason to like her, even if she’s wearing clothes in this shoot for The Sunday Times, I’m into it.

Posted in:Daphne Groeneveld

2013

03

Apr

Valerie Van Der Graaf Hot for WILDFOX of the Day

Valerie Van Der Graaf is the next Kate Upton. She even models for BEACH BUNNY ….all big titty and Anna Nicole Smith like….ready to one day turn fat if the right opportunity comes up….but sticking to this busty on a skinny frame as long as possible cuz it pays the fucking bills…

Well, now she’s modeling for very trendy, very massive, Wildfox Couture, and I’m loving this shoot, from thigh highs, to garters, hard nipples to 1950s fetishes, they’ve made catalog pictures worth jerking off to, all it took was some props, cuz if you read the site you’ll know I hate Catalog pics, but kinda love this….good hustle Wildfox….

Posted in:Valerie van der Graaf