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2013

21

Mar

Lohan’s Lawyer’s Daughter Rachel Heller is a Babe of the Day

A bunch of sites are shitting on Lohan’s lawyer, Mark Heller, for whatever reason. Despite the fact that she’s never gone to jail and is sentenced to rehab for 90 days, like that’s a fucking punishment. If anything, I think that makes him an awesome lawyer, considering that Lohan should be locked the fuck up for a few years, at least in the lesbian fantasies of my mind.

Well, sites are starting to do some background research in Mark Heller, the lawyer, for whatever reason. They have figured out that his son Mike is Lohan’s buddy, a guy I have met and who as far as I’m concerned is pretty decent.

But what they aren’t focusing on, is what actually matters, and that is Mark Heller’s hot as fuck daughter.

Her name is Rachel Heller, I’ve been trying to get her pregnant with my mind for the last few years. It hasn’t worked.

I posted her IN HER BIKINI in 2010…and since then have been wanting to make her fall in love with me….or at least let me go down on her for a week or until my tongue falls off but like everything I do, I’ve failed.

It’s ok, I get it, she’s too good for me. You know from the upper crust of society, all classy and high end luxury and shit, but I still write her love letters, put them in bottles with my semen and thrown them in the river hoping they wash up in New York or LA, where she’s filming a TV show and a Movie….cuz she’s gonna be famous, even though those love letter probably end up at the sewage treatment facility…it counts.

She’s glorious, she’s the real reason you should be talking about Mark Heller, Lindsay Lohan, or even LOVE…..

Rachel Heller, we may not know each other, we may never know each other, you may not know I exist… but we’re connected at the soul…or at least we should be…and by soul I mean genitals….

Remember, I’ve been stalking you pretty badly, inconsistently, and not quite as committed as I should be, because I forget and I’m lazy, for at least 3 years. That’s gotta count for something.

Here are some hot pics of her…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Rachel Heller

2013

21

Mar

Miley Cyrus Twerking in a Unicorn Suit of the Day

My favorite thing about girls going through a break-up is that shit like this happens. You know with the whole losing their fucking mind cuz they feel so alone and broken, especially in Miley’s case, where emotionally she must already be totally damaged thanks to trading her childhood in for her mom’s fake tits. You know when she started working for them at 12. Not to mention surrounded by assholes sucking her dick, getting her water and drinks when she demanded it at 10, making her the worst fucking cunt around….at least that’s my prediction.

But for some reason, she’s a cunt I want to fuck. I’ll take broken, spoiled, sad when packaged in a tight young body.

I’ll even be happy with just watching her twerk video.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

21

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Last night….I saw a girl on twitter….fuck herself with a knife til she bled.

Making me wonder…why she just doesn’t get an abortion

More importantly…why she decided to share that with the internet.

The world gone nuts…I’d link the pic but I can’t find out.

Here are some morning links…

Throwback Lohan Bikini Pics is How I Like to Start My Day
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The 40 Funniest GIFs of Leslie Knope
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Leopard vs Cameraman
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Girl Wants Some Ice Cream Face
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Gangster Little League Trot
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Alexis Bledel is Engaged
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A Cat and An Accordian
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20 Hottest Photos of Rachael Cordingly
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A Bunch of Redheaded Women
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Imaginary Friend Photo Prank
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This Will Reverse Thinning Hair – It’s Worth Trying – Babes Will Thank You
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

20

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Here is another shot of 18 Year Old Marissa

I just had a good conversation with Mike David, over at REDBAR! where we spoke about fat chicks, lesbians, black dudes hating me and all kinds of other good shit…he thought I was gay…I’m not gay….check him out, he’s doing good things.

Now I am going to drink…I haven’t spoke that long in years.

Here are a whole lot of links – all of them are awesome!

Teen Mom in a Bikini to Celebrate her DUI
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Hot Colombian Model Thinks Chicken is Turning Kids Gay – I Knew It!
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The 25 Best Scarface References in Pop Culture Ever
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My New Favorite Girl – Selena Gomez was Creeped out by James Franco
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Newscaster Gets Tricked and Proposed to on TV Live
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Her Name is Joey Fisher and She’s Busty as Fuck in Lingerie
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Dancing With the Stars 2013 Mega Thread
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Obama’s March Madness Bracket!
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Stacy Keibler is Hot in White
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Guy Loses His Shit Over a Moth
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Her Name is Angela Sommers and I Want to Get Her Pregnant With My Mouth
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Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly See Through To Bra Pics
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Perrey Reeves See Through to Bra at some Premiere
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Hey Katherine Webb Looks Good in a Bikini
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Karen Mulder Looks Awesome on the Beach in a Bikini
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Victoria’s Secret Models Modeling Sports Collection
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68 Cheerleading Squads of the NCAA
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Funny Lecturing a Dog Video – His Face is Priceless
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Katy Perry has a Horrible Face
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50 Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes Ever
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Idiot Hunter Thinks Deer is Dead – But It’s Not
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It’s Hump Day and That Means Hot Ass Day with 52 Pics of Booty
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I am Still Disgusted by these Pics of Beyonce in SHAPE but not in SHAPE but a Round Shape
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I HATE Westboro Baptist Church – but I LOVE what these people did to a House Across the Street
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Girl with A Gun Gets a Titty Burn
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How To Unload Bamboo Without Getting Your Hands Dirty
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Kim Kardashian Decides to Slow it Down for Unborn Baby – When The Best Thing She could Do for it is Kill Herself
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Gwyneth Paltrow Horrible in Self
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This is Hilarious – Tiger Woods’ New Girlfriend – Lindsey Vonn Mocked Him During his Sex Scandal….Wow.
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The 10 Biggest Burgers YoU Can Buy
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Gangster Little League Homerun Trot
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Tina Fey Popping a Squat Probably Won’t Turn You On, But I Bet At Least One Dude Wacked Off to It
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Vanessa Hudgens Popping Out of her Jumpsuit
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Some Babe Flashing Big Tits on Webcam
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Check out the reno on this crackhouse
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Tom Hanks Pranks Some Drunk Dude In A Bar
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Ferrari Wipes Out on Wet Streets
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I Don’t Mind the Chick from Mad Men in her Bikini – Even if She’s just a Local Girl
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Kitten that Sounds Liek a Goat
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Guess What Jennifer Garner’s Nickname Used to Be
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Rachel Roberts Has Pokies
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Melissa Debling Titties in Video
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Her Name is Courtnie Quinlan and You’ll Want to Fuck Her after Seeing These 20 Pics
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Here’s a Screaming Flower Girl Capable of Ruining All Weddings Harder than your Drunk Uncle Trying to Bang Your Best Man – That’ll Teach Em to Have a Kid Out of Wedlock
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Hot Drunk Girl Gets Groped
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Courtney Stodden Shaves Her Pubes
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35 Facts You Didn’t Know About Mister Rogers
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Octomom Welfare Fraud….Who Cares…Make Her Do More Porn
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Adriana Lima’s Ass in Jeans
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Emma Glover in an Awesome Nude Shoot
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Huge Tits in the Kitchen thanks to Former Pornstar Jade Feng
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Big Tits in a Bikini
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Some Katy Perry Tit to Celebrate Her Recent Break-Up
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30 Pics of Bitches Showing Their Hip Bones
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Nice Greased Up Fatty Booty
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Rosie Huntington Whitely Ass in Leggings
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Here’s a Preview of The Voice – Featuring Pregnant Shakira
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The Future of Pool is Cool
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Some Hot Porn Chick…Lookin’ Young and Makin’ Bad Decisions.
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Babe Fills Both Holes Up on Webcam
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Fucking at School – Awesome!
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Some Real Amateur Anal
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Casual Teen Sex
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10 Porn Bloopers
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Girl Fucks Dildo
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Greek Model Mina Lordanidou
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Weird Japanese Masturbation Video
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So Many Girls Getting Naked and Fucking For Free
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I Like Watching Girls Fuck Themselves
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This Will Reverse Thinning Hair – It’s Worth Trying – Babes Will Thank You
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

20

Mar

Emma Watson is a “Natural Beauty” for James Houston of the Day

Emma Waston is wet and topless for James Houston’s “Natural Beauty” campaign and it is amazing. Even if she is Safe for Work topless.

Now, I didn’t read the paragraph I copy pasted about this “Natural Beauty” project by some guy named James Houston, but can assume it is some charity event or project for some cause that he has lured his celebrity friends to get behind, naked….because the whole concept is “Natural Beauty”, and luckily for you weirdos who have had a thing for Emma Watson since she was 12 and you couldn’t wait for her to turn 18 to make your fantasies less illegal, you’ll be happy to know, she’s part of it and here are the pics….

If you want to know more about James Houston’s Natural Beauty campaign :

Here’s the trailer:

Now Read this:

Launching in conjunction with World Earth Week 2013, Monday April 22, the NATURAL BEAUTY exhibition will run at MILK Gallery in New York and MILK Studios in Los Angeles. The exhibit will also be promoted through a number of events, including a public installation on the NYC High Line, a public panel discussion on the environment with leading politicians and public figures, and a web series on ‘The Making of the NATURAL BEAUTY Campaign’.

The NATURAL BEAUTY photography book will be published and launched in conjunction with the Exhibition. The book will compile 120 images of some of the world’s leading models and celebrities that advocate for environmental awareness, including Christy Turlington, Adrian Grenier, Brooke Shields and Elle Macpherson. Each subject was photographed with a simple natural object — for example drift wood, stone, coral or metal, or graphic images of natural objects — that depict human form with the beauty of nature. The book includes an introduction by Matt Petersen, President & CEO of Global Green USA.

I am sure it’s a good cause, like all charities, that spend 10 million dollars on events and infrastructure to raise 10.5 million dollars.

Posted in:Emma Watson

2013

20

Mar

Emily Ratajkowski Full Frontal Nudity of the Day

I think I’ve just experienced heaven.

I am going to write in my diary about this one.

Emily RatatatatatOWWWWWWWWW

My penis just exploded writing her name. This is a religious experience.

This pussy needs to be the new pope.

This pussy is the reason I write her love letters everyday.

This pussy is the reason I want to sing her love songs and go on picnics and forget all my worries as we hold hands and skip through the park.

This pussy is perfection. Sure it’d look good with some bush…but damn…I’m glad I see all it has to offer…

Thank you for sharing with us baby….I like to think you did it just of me. It’s more romantic that way.

Her tits aren’t bad.

Either is her face.

She wins.

These pics or this pic is from some recent photo exhibit by Samuel Bayer – The pic was life sized. I need that in my house to make love to and sleep with everynight until Emily acknowledges that I exist.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|NSFW

2013

20

Mar

Barbara Palvin Lookin’ Like a Crackwhore for Fashion of the Day

Barbara Palvin is the 18 year old Hungarian model who is signed to Victoria’s Secret like some kind of sex worker who just turned legal and was sold off to the suitor with the deepest pockets, but luckily her contract isn’t exclusive, and she gets to venture out into fashion and explore editorial shots like this one, that speaks to me, because she looks like either some gutter street kid under the bridge after a punk show, willing to suck dick for some heroin….and a trailer park, white trash wife who strips and sucks dick to pay for the cans of soup for the kids she neglects at home, and both are fetishes of mine…making this a winning fucking shoot!


To See Some Pics of Barbara Palvin At Australia Fashion Week – That Aren’t As Hot as her Crackwhore for Fashion Look – But Still Hot
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Posted in:Barbara Palvin

2013

20

Mar

Audrina Patridge Staged Beach Bikini Pics for Old Times of the Day

I used to hate this Audrina Patridge chick. You know, when she had a job on a hit show and thought she was at the top of her game. She was overexposed in all kinds of magazines, turning down Playboy offers despite her fake tits, because she though that it was only going to get better for her…

But now that it hasn’t, seeing her unemployed and paying the paparazzi to follow her on the beach, cuz she still has a hot body, all in efforts to have one more go at things, is almost desperate and depressing and that’s an aphrodisiac for me…especially since she’s got a hot body.

I guess this post is a little reminder to us all that she lives….not that we care.


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Posted in:Audrina Patridge

2013

20

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Titties Busting Out of her Jumpsuit of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is a bit of an idiot, at least when listening to her in her interview.

Partially because she said:

I don’t know nothin’ about him

Reminding us that her childhood and education was robbed of her in exchange for Walt Disney’s pedophile talent pool party.

But that doesn’t bother me, half the girls I have sex with or masturbate to, can’t speak english and none of them are starring in a movie where they are in their bikinis and have a threesome with some other child star named Ashley Benson….all naked and shit like this was a few years ago and on her camera phone that she leaked to the media to help change her image.

I am into the direction her career is taking, but really, I saw this coming.

I am not into listen to her in interviews, because she’s a little speedy and annoying, excitable and draining..like a little dancing monkey, but I’ll post it anyway cuz she’s wearing a jump suit her titties hanging out of.

Here’s part 1 of the interview….

Here’s part 2 of the interview…..


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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2013

20

Mar

Ukrainian Pole Dancer of the Day

I am not sure if this is new or old, because I don’t watch Ukrainian TV on the regular, in fact, I just assumed these communists didn’t have TVs, but I’m also stuck in the 80s, in most things in life….

Apparently, they have a So You Think You Can Dance, probably because all of the world’s best ballerinas and male order brides come from behind the iron curtain….and this one is a combination of both…..in the form of a pole dancer….capable of joining the olympic gymnastic team or the underground human trafficking sex trade….either way…she’s pro..

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