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2013

28

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens Rockin’ Serious Cleavage for Cosmo of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is on her promo tour for Springbreakers, which she is probably hoping will be a careeer changer for her, giving her more opportunity to work in more edgy, serious, exciting, naked roles….cuz being some Disney High School Musical tart is hard to live down…even after releasing underage nude pics…the world felt she was victimized….cuz that’s how her handlers handled it….instead of grasping that it was nothing more than a call for attention….to say…I’ don’t have mouse ears for a vagina…sure it’s a fuzzy little thing that looks like it could be a rodent…but it’s not….it’s slutty and it is mine…pay attention to me….

Here she is in Cosmo or some other magazine…showing some cleavage and dry humping whatever it is she’s dry humping and she looks pretty fucking awesome to me….I’m a fan of this kind of behavior…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2013

28

Feb

Rihanna Avoids the Upskirt, She So Classy….of the Day

I am offended that Rihanna is pulling down her sweatshirt she’s wearing as a dress when getting out of the car for some party at some club in LA….because this is Rihanna….an rumored ex teen prostitute who airs her dirty laundry….period stains and all…out for the world to see and make judgement on….when she’s not posting half naked pics of herself on social media…or leaking them to the media back when she was trying to re-invent herself….

She’s sending mixed messages….I mean she seems like the kind of girl who wants her millions of fans to give her a gynecological exam through pics…but then she pulls back when the time is right to make that happen…

It is just so inconsistent….it gives me a headache…


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2013

28

Feb

Hilary Duff is a Mom in a Bikini Top of the Day

The whole Hilary Duff multiplying….you know breeding….you know….taking on that annoying world of motherhood…doesn’t really phase me…mainly because I don’t know her and I don’t have to listen to her complain about how her Nanny can barely speak english, or how her night nurse always wakes her up at 6 am instead of 7 am for the feeding….so as far as I’m concerned it never happened….you see that’s the nice thing about the internet….anything is possible, you can even pretend it’s still 2006, when she was just 18, and everyone wanted a piece…all you have to do is read archives, look at old photoshoots, and none of this billion dollar furniture empire, Canadian Hockey sperm polluting her and her body even matter….unless you don’t care about these things…and ravaged mom’s is your thing…which as a drunken stepfather you’d think would be my thing…and that this whole site would be dedicated to just that…..but the truth is…stepfathering is the reason I drink….

Either way, she’s in Hawaii cuz she lives a hard life and has worked so hard to build her empire of gold….as has her pro hockey husband and his billionaire family….which is more than we can say for your lazy ass.

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2013

28

Feb

Erin Heatherton Hot Behind the Scenes for GQ of the Day

Victoria’s Secret model….and Leonardo DiCaprio’s last model vagina….who I have a feeling Victoria’s Secret paid him to do for the press….not because Erin Heatherton doesn’t deserve the model fame she’s getting…she’s hot, American, fit and awesome….but because I just think there is more to the evil corporation that is Victoria’s Secret than we know….

She’s turning 24 in a few days….which means she has another year to that horrible 25 peak…that we all know life for a woman goes down hill after that point…so it’s almost as though she’s jumping into her last real “good” year….and she’s doing it well….at least according to this GQ behind the scenes video someone sent in…that could be from years ago for all I know…but that you will watch cuz she look’s banging in it….

Posted in:Erin Heatherton

2013

28

Feb

Kelly Brook’s Failed Panty Flash of the Day

I get a lot of hate from “readers” who are actually just random people who land on the site randomly and take offense in me mocking Kelly Brook….which is funny because I barely know who Kelly Brook is and assumed the rest of the world felt the same way…..I mean sure she was in one movie…where she got naked and killed off…which was pretty big time for her….I mean it was a real deal movie in the theaters and not some gutter sex tape you’d think she’d belong in….you see cuz she is a big titty model…who got where she is by grinding out those big titties….and there’s nothing wrong with that…but there’s nothing really nobel, talented, interesting, or hard about doing that….so I can’t really respect all she’s done for the world…but I can stare at her tits….

The reason people get mad at me is because I mock her “miscarriage”….partially cuz I have no soul…but mainly because I am convinced it was an abortion…cuz her career was finally picking up in America…and a body like that can’t support the destruction having a baby does…..I guess those people who get mad…are people who have miscarriages of their own….sorry for reminding you of a horrible time in your breeding…

Kelly Brook was out at an event, flashing panty strategically for the paparazzi and it is safe to say it was intentional to get headlines in the media….

I just don’t really grasp why anyone would care to see her white panties, unless they were stained…or soaking…when you can just go through the archives and see HER VAGINA STICKING ITS TONGUE OUT AT US

But I guess what it comes down to is that she’s lovely…


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2013

28

Feb

Minka Kelly Does Fitness of the Day

Minka Kelly is a babe…but more importantly…she is the daughter of a stripper groupie who got knocked up by the guitarist Rick Dufay from Aerosmith…because it was obviously a good retirement plan to get out of stripping…while still maintaining the coke fueled hooker life….and out of that glorious union of dirt…came this angel….who has since been in a few movies….has dated Derek Jeter (who has herpes…..and who is now running to stay fit…because let’s face it…with a trust fund…a couple of vanity projects…that’s all she really needs to do to stay relevent…


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2013

28

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

People are idiots…which is a good thing because it gives us something to laugh at….and without the idiots…what would we do to entertain ourselves? I mean actually work, or take on a hobby like electric trains or fitness or some shit..my life may not be perfect but at least everything around me is hysterical….

Here are some links….

Trying To Look Up Rita Ora’s Skirt
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Taiwanese Animation of the Miss Delaware Porn Scandal
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30 Sexiest Pics of Kate Mara
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AUDI RS 4 PAINTBALL
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Webcam Girls Gettin’ Down and Amazing….
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Harry Styles Gets Hit in the Balls – Probably by Taylor Swift
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25 Laughable Sex Scenes…..
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Awesome Pics of Abandoned Gas Station….God Damn Hippies
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“Sexy” Model Falls on her Ass
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Julianne Hough (Ryan Seacrest’s Front) in Self
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

27

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Life’s biggest challenge has become deciding which girl to get on webcam / facetime to masturbate for me while I watch….it’s like I don’t even need to leave the house anymore….and I get all the vagina I need to interact with…..while ignoring my wife….it’s almost as if life is too perfect….drinking time.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Lily Allen (Remember Her?) Checkign Out an Amazing Bikini Clad Ass…Something She Will Never Know….
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Clint Eastwoods Hot 19 Year Old Daughter Went on a Date with Steven Tyler…..Weird. Daddy.Issues.
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Mila Kunis Hot for Marie Claire UK
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Miley Cyrus Got Cheated On
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Woman Escapes Death
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Jessica Alba Looks Like She Has Downs
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Kimmy Has an Awesome Handbra!
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The Best Butts the Interenet Could Find!
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Russian Dog Fetches Vodka
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The 50 Hottest Black Actresses of all Time…..I Hope they Didn’t Include Halle Berry – Cuz She’s White
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Hot Model Miranda Kerr and Behati Hanging…Unfortunately Not Scissoring…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – The Katherine Webb Edition
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The Hottest Redheaded Actresses!
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Maria Menounos Has Serious Booty in her Blue Dress
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20 Hot Pics of Eva Amurri Cuz We Love Her Big Boobs
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You need to see this Pic of Bieber’s Pants..Hysterical
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The Most Traumatizing Moments in Kid’s Movies
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Some Babe’s Awesome Ass Shot
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Dog Plays Fetch With Himself….Kinda Like You, But Less Sad…
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Chantelle Houghton Huge Tits By the Pool
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Cool Optical Illusion!
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Two Bitches Against One Lesbian Porn (NSFW)
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Rosie Huntington Pokies!
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Hot Suicide Girl Takes a Bath!
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Topless Japanese Models!
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Rihanna and Chris Brown Plan Their Wedding…
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Cute Blonde Tells Pick Up Lines and Strips
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Boys Take Turns Banging a Girl (NSFW)
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Nicki Minaj and Her Star Pasties
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Tom Brady Takes a Pay Cut for his Team
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Mark Anthony Does the J.Lo and Gets a 21 Year Old Girlfriend
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Awesome and Hilarious Pic Dump
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Rosie Jones and Holly Peers
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Conan Flirts with Us and it is Weird Yet Hilarious
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Rachel Weisz Titty Shot for GQ
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Match That Snatch – Awesome Internet Game
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Crazy Sudden Car Flip
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These are some JUICY Webcam Boobs
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Claire from Exploited College Girls…Looks Classy (NSFW)
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Kate Upton is Huge at Airport Security
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Kristen Bells’ Insane Baby Bump Showcase
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Teen Model Billy Raise is Amazing and Naked (NSFW)
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Guess who Beyonce and Jay Z Skip the Oscars to Have Dinner with…
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Jennifer Lawrence for Miss Dior Lookin’ Hot
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As a Pug Lover – Pug Sledding is Hilarious
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Blowjob in her Winter Jacket
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Friend Fuck’s His Friend’s GF
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Cam Girl Fucked from behind
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Teen Sex Party
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Amateur Couple in Night Vision
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

27

Feb

Sofia Vergara’s Awesome Roller Skating Instagram of the Day

Sofia Vergara posted this picture of her on set Roller Skating in a compromising position…..wearing tight enough pants for all her fans that like middle aged Latinas so long as they have massive tits and access to a serious cocaine supply…cuz cocaine is awesome…and so are massive tits…especially on broken women, who despite having already made it, all rich and famous, probably have a lot of battle wounds along the way….cuz going from single mother, immigrant who couldn’t speak english to Emmy Award winning actor….instead of stripper married to a drug dealer…makes me think she gives awesome blow jobs….and even though I’ll never find out, I don’t mind staring at her doin her thing…cuz guess what…I have nothing else to do….


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Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2013

27

Feb

Mila Kunis for Marie Claire UK of the Day

Everyone’s favorite Hollywood babe who should be blacklisted like this was the McCarthy Era and she was a communist, cuz her crime is far worse that reading the Communist Handbook, and involves inserting Ashton Kutcher in her…..And sure he’s rich, successful, good looking….and all the girls want a piece…but Mila….Mila and him have something so special that no one would understand cuz they worked together when she was 14….in the equivalent of hollywood High School sweethearts….he is still annoying as fuck, polluted by Demi Moore’s demon forming vaginal juice….and up there with the person in Hollywood I hate the most and wish bad things upon…making her stock and sex appeal go way down from when I was writing her love poems….but I’ll still look at her as she Shows Off the Boobs That Belong To Ashton Kutcher…that he plays with, sucks on, and possibly has sex with….because ultimately…I don’t give a fuck who or what she puts inside her….it is irrelevant to me and I can appreciate lookin at her pics for hours and hours and hours cuz I got nothing much else goin on….

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