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2013

21

Jan

Adrianne Curry Ass in a Bikini of the Day

If a useless, bottom feeding, pile of reality show shit, wears a bikini and posts it to social media….does it make a sound?

That is the philosophical question of the day and I am gonna say it does…cuz I am posting it….because I am a firm believer that no matter how hungry you are for attention…or how irrelevant you are on the ladder of fame….getting in a bikini and taking a selfie always fucking matters and helps you solidify your place at the bottom…with your bottom.

I hate this woman…the only kind of curry I like is in my indian food….she has started war with me…but I’ll still look at her ass in a bikini….cuz it’s better than looking at my wife…

Posted in:Adrianne Curry

2013

21

Jan

Sara Underwood’s Ass Looking for her Career of the Day

Sara Underwood posted this picture to instagram and it made me laugh…because it looks like a woman watching her husband go out to sea only for him to never return….or something equally dramatic like let’s say realizing that the one mainstream show that cast you for a hosting job is now off the air…and the public really only cares about seeing you naked….leaving you with only one option…running back to playboy like the hooker who tried to escape the pimp only to run back to him beaten having learned her lesson that his protection is good…..or a life at comic book conventions signing nerd obesity induced tits…

It’s like she’s all pensive, dramatic, with so much torment and depth…when really it’s just a way to post a pic of her ass without fully going back to her porno past….

Either way, it’s worth lookin at….as she waves goodbye to her relevance and career….it is almost romantic….

Posted in:Sara Underwood

2013

21

Jan

Elle Liberachi Hot for FHM Russia of the Day

Elle Liberachi is from Russia….and she’s in their version of FHM…and I am in love…it’s like I wish I could order her out of a catalog and bring her to my house…only to have her hate me….and want me dead….but knows if she kills me off immigration will investigate and she will lose her green card….giving me all the power….hence why I bought her in the first place….only to show her pictures of war torn russia….or her weird cold water flat she lived in….everytime she acts up….saying “Behave or back to that”…..to which she will respond with the option of ass, pussy or mouth….but unfortunately, Russia has picked up the pieces of it’s broken heart…and now has more billionaires than any other country….making my dreams of owning an Elle Liberachi far from a reality….but at least she poses half naked…..so we can stare at her…

Posted in:Elle Liberachi

2013

21

Jan

Miley Cyrus Booty in Bikini in Costa Rica of the Day

Even a pixelated ass shot of Miley Cyrus’ ass in Costa Rica wearing a bikini is enough for me to feel a tingle in my pants….because Miley has this young tight body that you can really appreciate in pictures…cuz you don’t have to listen to her spoiled brat hick voice talking nonsense….when you can just stare at her fucking ass in a bikini…which is really all you want from her….like going on a bad date with a babe you want to fuck and having to sit through hours of her talking about herself to the point where you just want to get her home and not even bother hate fucking her cuz you know it will mean listening to more of her talking and instead you go home and jerk off to her cleavage or ass instead…cuz it’s less detrimental on the soul….not that you ever go on dates…but an ass pic of Miley is a lot like that experience would be if you do….it’s the good parts of her….even when Pixelated…..and from afar….in an angle I call “The Voyeur in Your Tree”…..aka My favorite place to be…..

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

21

Jan

Elsa Hosk Topless Shoot of the Day


It’s Martin Luther King day or some other long weekend bullshit in America…and you should have taken advantage of it and gone south like some kind of rich jetsetter who isn’t sitting on a mountain of debt…with a pile of bills you can’t afford headed your way….or the need to buy a new car to get to your shitty job that barely keeps you afloat….or a need to save money for a new roof cuz that leak is starting to give your kid pneumonia…..you know cuz winter is the fucking worst….and the beach is the best…and sometimes throwing all your responsibilities aside and telling your wife you’re going out to get milk only to never return is the best option to allow you to be the man you want to be….free….

Well, for those of us stuck in the snow, I figured this Victoria’s Secret model….from Sweden topless in some random summery shoot was better to stare at than the harsh reality that our lives suck…especially on a long weekend….in the middle of winter…when we’d all rather be staring at bikini tits….

No idea when this shoot is from….but it doesn’t matter….

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|NSFW

2013

21

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

stepGIRL model can be found INSTAGRAM and she’s AMAZING!

I think the only reason I talk to girls is the hope that one day they will be drunk….or feeling dejected or vulnerable…and will end up showing me their vagina…

The reality is…I want to see every single vagina in the world or die trying.

Here are some morning links for those of you who aren’t on a long weekend like most Americans….or who aren’t on a permanent vacation like me.

Beatboxer is Ripping It on the Subway
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Heather Rene Smith Brings Back Warm Memories (NSFW)
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Jennifer Lawrence Was on SNL and Here’s a Clip – VIDEO
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Last Week in Playmate Instagram
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This Delorean Hovercraft is Kinda Amazing
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How About Denise Milani (NSFW)
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Oh For Fuck Sakes They Are Making a Lance Armstrong Movie
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Victoria’s Secret Model Sued for Over $3 Mil-Or 1 1/2 Fantasy Bras
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Perky Teen Makes a Video For Her Boyfriend (NSFW)
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Zora Ball: The Seven-Year-Old Mobile Gaming App Developer
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Melanie Ann Helps Us Start the Week Off (NSFW)
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John Lennnon Was So Fucking Whipped – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

18

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Tonight’s stepGIRL is my little secret….

Tonight’s stepGIRL is my little secret….

I am shocked…every time I ask a random internet girl for anal she turns me down…even when I tell her we can light scented candles to set the mood…women these days I just so hard to please…all materialistic and in need of a date…and dinner and romance….and respect to have anal…there was a time…not so long ago…when you’d just take what you wanted and they appreciated you choosing them….where did it all go wrong….

Don’t get me wrong…I’m a romantic…but where I’m from….a 40, no condom, and a promise god doesn’t count anal as losing virginity is all we needed for anal…

Lindsay Lohan Continues To Grab Life By The Horns And Suck Them For $100,000
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This Cross-Dressing, Meth-Dealing, Sex Shop-Owning Catholic Priest Knows How To Party
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Find Your Celebrity Love Match – Creep
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Clever Cat Wins Game
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Is this Emma Watson Upskirt Real
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Grandpa Goes Wild
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Selena Gomez for Nylon
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Emma Stone Shows Off Completely Different Look in February’s W Magazine
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Jessica-Jane Clement Busts Out Big Time
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George Clooney May Have Had Cosmetic Surgery On His Balls
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Heather Rene Smith Brings Back Warm Memories (NSFW)
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Justene Helps Us End Off the Week Proper (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Because You Need Something to Keep Yourself Busy All Weekend (NSFW)
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Top 10 Most Ridiculous Hip-Hop Instagrams
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Funny Facebook Status Updates Will Finish Off The Week (10 Pics)
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Hottie and a Dilso, Check It Out
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Jessica Jane Clement – Big Cleavage
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John Lennon was Whipped
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Jessica Rabbit is Topless on a Balcony (NSFW)
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Courtney Stodden Ridiculosness of the Day (SITE NSFW)
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Don’t Ever Take Zac Efron’s Picture When He’s Standing Near A Bunch Of Dildos
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Get Ready for Some Up Close Pussy Pumping
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Screen Cap of a Topless Rachel Korine from ‘Spring Breakers’
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Sienne Miller Was More Fun When She Was Topless All The time and Breaking Up Marriages
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Selena Gomez Sheds Good Girl Image in ‘Nylon’ Magazine (PHOTOS & VIDEO)
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The Greatest Survival Horror Games of All Time
Read more at http://www.ranker.com/#63cCK5Yrh5FuMeTy.99
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Alison Tyler is Thick (NSFW)
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Not Sure What They Are Praying For, But They Are Naked (NSFW)
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Brooklyn Decker in Mud and On All Fours
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Slippery Streets
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Drifting Two Cars
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Arnold Schwarzenegger’s DVD Commentary – VIDEO
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I Still Love Charlie Theron Even If She Has a Shaved Head
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Can We All Agree That Holly Peers Has The Most Perfect Set Of Breasts (NSFW)
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MIKAYLA MENDEZ BRINGS THE WOW (NSFW)
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On The 8th Day, God Bequeathed Man With Yoga Pants! (34 Pics)
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Trash TV Royalty: Top 10 Greatest Reality TV Stars
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These Babes Are Having a Sexy Sleepover (NSFW)
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This Week In Celebrity Nudity (NSFW)
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The Wicked Girls at Official AVN Awards Pre-Party in Las Vegas
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This Girl is Having Fun With Her Pussy (NSFW)
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Renee Zellweger is a Fucking Skeleton
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Where are these Idol Stars Now
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Some Therese Ortiz Chick in a Bikini
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Lie Witness from Kimmel
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Guy Traded Beer fir a Dog
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Awesome Cumshot…..
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Webcam GIrl….
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Hot Blonde – Hotter Ass Play
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Hot Young Busty Blowjob
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Fat Tits Dancing
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CELEBRITY SEX!
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AMATEUR SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

18

Jan

Tiffani Thiessen Does Me in My Place of the Day

Tiffani Amber Thissen did a little shoot with the people at Me In My Place because I guess she wasn’t too busy eating pints of ice cream remembering what was….and I mean that in the nicest way…I haven’t heard this name in years…it’s like a blast from the past and after seeing her pose in her underwear…I am happy she even has a place and is not homeless as you’d expect….maybe Hollywood money is awesome…or maybe…just maybe she married rich…but I can’t be too sure…I would have to google her and that requires work…when instead I can just stare at her big old boobs…literally…

That’s not to say she’s not hot, doesn’t still have it going on, isn’t a lovely lady…it’s just to say her tits were celebrated in the late 90s, and here they are 15 years later….a natural phenomenon I generally don’t like seeing happen to women I once masturbated to….

Find more at Me In My Place

Posted in:Tiffani Thiessen

2013

18

Jan

Rachel Korine Topless in Spring Breakers of the Day

Rachel Korine is Harmony Korine’s 26 year old wife….who has been in pretty much nothing….but is now the set of shitty tits in Spring Breakers, despite being too old to be a Spring Breaker, but not to old to lure a creepy filmmaker into marriage….you know being the young pussy that allowed him to re-connect with the youth in some pop tart version of his original movies of the 90s….and I’m not a Harmony Korine hater…I think his shit is semi interesting…even if sensationalized and obvious twisted….not from the mind of a real creep or freak…but of someone who wants to be one…cuz real creeps and freaks don’t get movie companies to feed him millions of dollars to make the latest Selena Gomez titles…but fake freaks is good enough for Hollywood…where everything is fake…especially the tits…except Rachel Korine’s tits…that would be better if they were….

Posted in:NSFW|Rachel Korine

2013

18

Jan

Lady Gaga Signs a Fan’s Tit of the Day

Lady Gaga signed a fan’s tit…in what was probably a staged situation to show the world just how wild and crazy she is….that’s her play….because exposed tits are crazy in America…and Lady Gaga embodies all things wild and crazy…cuz she’s an artist who I assume has a ridiculous team of people planning this…brainwashing insecure youth and making everyone money….

That said, I once made a professional figure skate sign my tits…in what I thought was a funny drunken joke at a bar….and that he thought was funny to…and that backfired when he tried sucking them….

Who cares..I’m only posting this cuz of the tits…tits that probably look better without Gaga in the pic….

Posted in:Lady Gaga|NSFW