2013
18
Jan
I don’t even understand the Manti Te’o story….I’ve read the articles…but don’t really know how to read and I don’t watch the news…so it’s just some big weird dead girlfriend shit being compared to the movie Catfish….I even watched the Taiwanese Animation of it and I still don’t get it…so my friend sent me this video he made…and it still makes no sense…but the edit is funny…and that’s all that matters to me…
Posted in:Manti Te'o
2013
18
Jan
Scarlett Johansson is now a stage performer…and not the kid rocking a pole…like the stage performers we like best…and I guess it’s just some midlife crisis situation where she’s trying to prove she’s an actual actor and that acting is an actual art cuz memorizing lines for an entire play is a challenge…when normally she just remembers lines for one scene…or even one shot…in what is almost a joke of a career…that no actor will ever admit…cuz they are paid too much to say it’s a joke….but not as big of a joke as Scarlett Johansson’s tits…what’s going on here….she’s lost all she had going for her in the process of this career move….and it makes no sense to me…maybe we gotta ask Big Daddy….he’s got all the answers….cuz big stepDADDY….just doesn’t get what’s going on here…
I guess Cat on a Hot Tin Roof is officially a murder mystery….killing her tits – then hiding them – in the South.
Posted in:Scarlett Johansson
2013
18
Jan
I didn’t know that Interview Magazine was a 70s erotica magazine….where they pose their girls like they were in Playboy….I thought shit was about the interviews…not about masturbation material….but I guess they are just people who mastered the whole “fashion nipples” aren’t “porn nipples”….so that mainstream advertisers buy into their shit cuz it is cool – while I get labeled a porn site for posting their advertising funded nipples….when trying to get Mercedes to advertise here….
Either way, I appreciate nipples…whether they are fashion nipples or porn nipples or even everyday girl nipples…
So here are the pics…
Posted in:Agyness Deyn|NSFW
2013
18
Jan
Jennifer Lawrence is running around talking about her bikini ass….saying that the ass in the paparazzi pic wasn’t hers and it was photoshopped…saying it was a 90 year olds ass on her body….because she knows her ass is shit and she’s insecure about it and if you can’t beat them join them in the mocking….cuz she’s making millions and winning awards…so in her mind…shit ass or not….it’s better than your ass…..
She’s young, rich and has big enough tits….in a world filled with tit lovers….but as we’ve all learned over the years…big tits…doesn’t mean tight ass…no matter how young a girl is….especially when that girl isn’t a model…and as Kate Upton proves…even when that girl is a model…
So good ass or not…you’ll probably still jerk off to her.
Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence
2013
18
Jan
Jourdan Dunn is a black british model who I guess is the new Naomi Campbell ….a comparison I am sure she’s never had before…one she’s probably not annoyed of…one that is probably so played out that she’d prefer to be compared to a one of the slaves George Washington knocked up….or Oprah had she not been molested and turend to emotional eating….cuz at least it isn’t being called the next Naomi Campbell…you racists…they don’t all look the same.
None of that is the point of this post…the point of this post is that she’s showing off her awesome ass and titties for fashion…cuz fashion is actually code of softcore porn…
She makes me wish black girls liked me…but I guess I fail whenever I bring up Oprah, Slavery, tap dancing, watermelon….or all other ignorant shit….when in reality she’s probably more white than me…
Posted in:Jourdan Dunn|NSFW
2013
18
Jan
OMG This Glamour Model Shoot is so fucking different than all other Glamour Model shoots I’ve seen over the last decade….it’s like they are so creative with what they do with these photos….always so different….and pretty much throw me off every time…never the same…always different….cuz there is so much you can do with big old tits….I usually like to start with sucking them….
Posted in:India Reynolds|Lacey Banghard|Lauren Goodger|NSFW
2013
18
Jan
Rita Ora is some busty fame whore popstar being marketed as the new Rihanna….I think by the same team as Rihanna….she’s from the UK and constantly showing off her big old tis…whether in bikini….or nip slip or whatever way possible…which is why I kinda like her….
She is also known as the girl who dated Rob Kardashian like she was Kanye and he was Kim….you know for mass exposure cuz they have a ridiculous following….
And I guess he’s revisiting one Kardashian family dinner when Khloe gave her a piggy back ride….in this music video….by riding an elephant with Snoop…
Posted in:Rita Ora
2013
18
Jan
Two funny things…
The first is that Candice Swanepoel, my favorite of the Victoria’s Secret models, who my one reader gets mad at me for proclaiming my love, because I guess he never felt love before…not even for some tall, South African farm girl he’s never met…but would still be willing to sing love songs to her outside her bedroom….or chase her to the gate at the airport to say “don’t go”….brought her dog on set and he stole the show…but hiding her tits…in what makes him as bad as when you bang a girl with a dog at her house and the dog doesn’t like what you’re doing to her…..
The second funny thing is that her caption read something like “Milo Stealing all the attention at work”….making me assume she actually considers this life a job and not a meal ticket…like she legitimately thinks this is fucking working….because she’s getting paid to stand around in her underwear…and I guess it gives her purpose…or whatever…but seriously I think the definition of work..is far different than being paid to play….but I’ll still forgive her…since we’re connected at the soul and all.
For those wondering, I’m talking to you guy on twitter, Victoria’s Secret doesn’t pay my to promote their bullshit…but the should…
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel
2013
18
Jan
Irina Shayk is hot…there’s no doubt about that…but seeing her dressed up all formal…instead of half naked or in a bikini….showing off that rockin’ Russian mail order bride gone right body….just confuses me….It’s like seeing a street hooker, or stripper, or pornstar, in formal attire heading to the bank for a job interview or something…it just doesn’t make sense to me….you know all sophisticated and classy….but with a whole lot of slut shining through…I’m still a fan…just think she’s better off in a bikini…pants off….ban clothes from her life…until she gets pregnant….then snowsuit the bitch…
Posted in:Irina Shayk
2013
18
Jan
Shana and Roxy Lane are the future…..when doing my research for STEPSMUT …I came across these sisters who fuck dudes together and masturbate together…and it blew my fucking mind…this is everyone’s fantasy..you know when you’re fucking one girl…and she has a sister….you want them both at the same time but never ask for it…cuz it is frowned upon..and they will call you a creep…..but these girls throw convention out the window…and bring it….in a who cares what society accepts…let’s fuck dudes together.. and make money doing it…all while sucking on each other’s nipples…in what is so next level wrong…so wrong that it’s so fucking right…I would have loved to grow up in their household….
It turns out they are from Montreal….and so am I….
I vow to find these girls…and become friends with these girls…and forever go on picnics and play board games, even though I hate board games, with these girls…
We will vacation together…and go to Sunday night family dinners together…it’s on…
I just need to get off my couch….but by this time next week I will have held at least one of their hand….and I’ll bring the proof….
Posted in:Lane Sisters
