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2022

05

Nov

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

I don’t think there’s anything with jerking off to a tit doing what it was designed to do, except when there’s a kid latched onto said tit in public, but there’s that moment of pulling the tit out and putting the tit away, where the kid is out of the frame, allowing you to masturbate to it freely….

I just saw a stream of Youtube videos of kids breast feeding with millions of views, they just showed me it in the feed because they know it’s MILKY TIT monday, as they know everything, and I thought….I bet way too many dudes jerk off to this….

Which is why I like to present the MILKY tit by the new enough mom, who is nutritious and delicious, sexualizing her milky tits, in a controlled environment, so you don’t have to be a weirdo when getting off to milky tits like a husband who hasn’t fucked his wife since she got pregnant despite her new found tits.

In the natural world, you know producing milk to feed new life, to help them grow into stronger humans, even though in a modern world, the tit milk is probably polluted, toxic, rancid and definitely not organic or nutrient dense…since we’re all being killed out here…..

But even in this modern world, a swelled up tit that you can eat from is exciting, for inflation savings at the grocery store, bitch comes with her own meal, to big engorged tits being big and engorged….

It’s really a winning formula, and I’d like to spend my retirement running a breast milk dairy farm, just a bunch of milky tits on breast pumps like Jersey cows for profit….ENTREPRENEURIAL DREAMS…..I got a few.

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Posted in:Lactating

2022

05

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

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My friend STEPHAN sent me a MEME that I don’t have anymore, but it basically said something like MILFS talk a big game until you try to get them into positions their bodies can’t handle, because they are old as shit and their flexibility in the legs are gone are as blown out as the elasticity in the pussy from being a old as shit MILF, but the truth is, MILF having been through child birth, having something to prove, having egos or a want to be wanted after years of not being wanted because of puke up on their shirts, power the fuck through….MIND over matter and nothing their YOGA and PILATES can’t fix….especially since they are of the harder working generation of struggle to get where you need to go….and if being hot, fuckable while old and damaged is your goal, you do what you gotta do…

The youngere generation are the fat lazy ones, but girls do start breeding at 20 years old now, at least the modest Christian wives ready for that real fulfilling family values life, or the sugar baby who lands the right rich guy, so NOT all MILFS are old broken bitches…..NOT all babes are abortion activists getting pregnant just for the “BODY COUNT” of actual babies killed, while getting a BODY COUNT of cock they’ve had in em….so MILF is a catch all term, some old as shit, tired as shit, lazy as shit, others hot as shit, fit as shit, even when old as shit…and the whole thing can be magical depending on how insecure they are with their baggage, or how busy they are with their kids, giving you that 2 hour window every second window to BONE….

Here are some MILFS…

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2022

04

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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In this era of everyone being a sex addicted pervert, coupled with trying to be a viral sensation who really takes shit to the next level in their aggressive content…..with their sugar babying to selling nudes to losers and making millions….to those who are trying to achieve that status…you gotta wonder when there will street whore influencers, going back to the basics, getting back on the streets to street walk like they are pretty woman…so they can get their fuck on, get paid, and produce action and adventure urban content….you know they exist, but is the generation of whore too high end, into the high end life to take it to the streets when they can just stay home or at the luxury hotel….or is the street whore the next big thing to happen….the next TikTok Trend or Ice Bucket challenge…I’m going to do a whore run to find out.

It’s the weekend…do the same

Here are some stepLINKS…for the WEEKEND…

I’d rather it be a street whore…

Rihanna Leads in New Savage x Fenty Trailer
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Vanessa Hudgens in Bikinis and Lingerie on Vacation
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Kate Upton and her Husband Taunted at the World Series Game
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Anna Falchi’s See Through
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Keanu is Surprised by Matthew Perry Dragging Him
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Bella Hadid Flashes the City
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Madison Beer – Huge Cleavage
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Insta Model Katie Williams Impressive at the World Series Game
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Helicopter Causes Another Aircraft to Crash
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Fire Fighting Plane Over Italy
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Car Jump at the Raceway
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Flea from RHCP Lives in a Weird Compound
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Pink is Back with a New song
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Hailee Steinfeld Flirts with Herself
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Hot Football Wife Mikala Brown Impresses!
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Golden Retriever and the Tennis Ball in the Bathroom
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The World’s Biggest Digital Camera
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Google Translate Gone Wrong
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Nicola Peltz is Posing
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Paige Spiranac Wants to Help You Get it in the Hole
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Crazy Freefall Tower Ride
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Quads Harass Driver on the Road
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Trick of Treat Scared By Doorbell
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Raiders Player Sells Pokemon Card for A Lot
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Drone Footage of Indonesia
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Husky Pretends to be Invisible
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Cher and her New Boy Toy
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Ryan Reynolds to Buy Ottawa Senators
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GOOPS Gift Guide
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Becky G at an Event
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Olivia Wilde in Leggins
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Heidi Klum Big Cleavage
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Tinashe in a Crazy Dress
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Toni Garn at an Event
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Scout Willis at an Event
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Hayden Panettiere at an Event Cleavage
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Iris Apatow Fake Topless Photoshoot
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Attacked by Tits
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Hot Big Titty Amateur
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Hardware Store Tits
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HOT NATURAL TITS
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Toy in the Ass
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Weird Madnesss
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Big Tits Stripping Out of Clothes on Snap
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Huge Big Tits Jiggle
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Weird Toy
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40 People Having a Shitty Day
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Gramps Watching Porn
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Hot Naked Model
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Black Tentacle Dildo
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Bella Blu Naked
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Plaid Skirted
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Bitches be Crazy
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Naked in Abandoned Building
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Big TIts Going at It
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Big Ass Outdoor Workout
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Peeing in the Shower
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Willow Rider Posing in Lingerie
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MILF
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Bottle Fuckers
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Sweetie Fox Nude Posing
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Shaved Dildo Ride
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Eugena Washington
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Sporty Dildo FUck
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Foot in the Ass
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Hoodie on for the Dildo Fuck
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Amateur Dick Suck
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Pussy Rubbing
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Red Lipstick Amateur Fuck
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2022

04

Nov

Britney Spears Probably Dead of the Day

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If you’ve been following the Britney coverage, which isn’t really coverage, more like I get reminded that people are a bunch of fucking suckers to think that Britney is freed and not held hostage or having her social media updated by her handlers…

That whole “Free Britney” movement and her conservatorship being dropped was a load of bullshit, after 15 years of no one caring she was in captivity, all of a sudden the world cared and she was freed, it only works like that when it’s fake….I mean they are entertainers….and she is an earner that has a lot of money invested in her and that pays out in dividends….there’s just no fucking way she’s free.

Her whole content stream on social media looks a decade old, the Britney they’ve given us has a gap tooth and doesn’t look like the real Britney, the paparazzi don’t capture any pics of her, it’s just a lot of bullshit….and to make it seem even faker, today she posted content from her “old house” because why would she post from her new house…if she’s DEAD or institutionalized…

Who fucking knows what is real out there, but I’ll still look at Britney or the actor playing Britney’s old momma tits…

Her caption:

I’m visiting my old house right now ? !!! I adore my other home but I have land and horses here ? !!! This is me today ??? !!! I know I’m being a complete idiot in my living room but the lighting is kinda nice ?? !!! I’m obviously playing and bored as freaking hell ??? !!! What else am I supposed to do ?????????????????? !!! Psss I know the video is too long !!! Psss my yellow banana purse ???? ? ??????? !!!

The other caption:

I messed up ??? !!! I posted the wrong video before !!! FEELING MYSELF ????????? !!! Psss my yellow banana purse ???? ? ??????? !!!

What in the fucking nut job fake and gay shit is this….I guess they left the Clone out of the fridge too long and this is what we’re forced to deal with….

Posted in:Britney Spears

2022

04

Nov

Stella Hudgens Titty Flash of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is good for any of you with sister fetishes, which is basically anyone I know, because we’ve all been with the ugly sister and wanted to get with the hotter sister, in order to compare vaginas and to see what shopping at the offical fucking store, instead of the bargain basement version of said store is….you know the we want to go to the ice cream shop and not eat the ice cream we bought at the dollar store that we have at home…we deserve nice things…

Anyway, Stella Hudgens is the bootleg Hudgens, who despite her access to fame, will always be in her sister’s shadow, and I guess she was tired of the grind so she decided it was time to sell nudes to perverts like you, that I hope don’t subscribe to these scams, since they are cash grab scams, especially since you don’t give me money.

As the exclusive content goes, it’s a slippery slope to anal gangbangs, or two cocks in one ass at the same time, it takes a while to get there, but money can be pretty convincing to get a bitch there…

This is her rebelling, her living her true self, her saying “i can get fans too” and I guess it’s our chance to jerk off to tits because they are related to some hairy disney bitch we’ve seen naked over the last 15 years because she was one of the first to do nudes, clearly the family were molested or something to make them drawn to this shit….or maybe it’s just agenda pushing for their overlords…who cares…TITS!!

Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2022

04

Nov

Denise Richards Gash Shot of the Day

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I find Denise Richards pretty fucking depressing, whether it’s the terrible movies she probably still stars in, or her reality show bullshit, it’s like leave the hot chick we think of as Denise Richards in the past, in the archives, for the google searches, we don’t need to see the dying, dinosaur, possibly HIV positive, definitely blown out Denise Richards, no matter how many filters and photoshop strokes she’s put into a picture that is more a caricature or cartoon version of herself than a real version of herself….it’s depressing.

Luckily, depressing porn is my thing, big fan of the sadness that brings women to fill their piggy banks up using their vagina, so seeing this old lady gash that you know she’s doing for money, or attention, to these narcissists scumbags, the two are interchangeable….because I am sure she could afford to go off grid, or offline in some tropical place, never to be heard of again, but she’s not HAVING that. No way…

I’ll still look at the gash, you know because of the whole depressing porn aspect to it, and obviously my love for vagina in all shapes, sizes, age, level of biohazard, and fame….

Posted in:Denise Richards

2022

04

Nov

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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As twitter works on taking the anonymity off their platform, because Free Speech only applies to people and people writing insane shit aren’t actually people, because you can’t hold them accountable for what they say, but they are instead internet trolls, and trolls must be taken out back and shot like the cancers that they are, even though I think trolling anonymously on the internet is the highlight of the fucking internet…but obviously we all know that those days would eventually end and they are doing it by presenting the anti-christ, puppet, owned by financiers, Elon to act like he’s not the anti-christ, even though he’s into AI and uploading your brain into the cloud, along with pushing the e-vehicle scam and so many other terrible things…but the truthers want hope and he is their hope…

Well, I think that the verification process for their 8 dollar blue checkmark that people are mad about, should be On/Off profile pics updated daily, because seeing a clothed bitch and her same day nude pic in the same location and same pose is some soul cleansing experience in an otherwise soulless, internet world…

These On/Offs are not for verification, but they should be, because when every woman online does her daily on/off, the world will be a better place while it collapses….

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Posted in:OnOff

2022

04

Nov

Amanda Cerny’s Foot Fetish In Tub of the Day

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Amanda Cerny is the uneventful playboy chick who was smart enough to get onto Vine by being the hot chick to all the lame fucking nerdy vine kids that are all now billionaires…..

She’s probably made a shit ton of money, but money is addictive, apparently, I wouldn’t know since I haven’t figured out to way to scam people into giving me money or joining my pyramid scheme….but apparently some of these bitches have…

Anyway, she’s one back to producing her version of jerk off material for money, which I guess was the original dream, the oriignal passion, the Vine shit that made her hugely internet famous was just a means to get back to that I guess…

This is her in the tub playing with some chick’s feet and some other shit….not because I find her hot, but because maybe you do..

Posted in:Amanda Cerny

2022

04

Nov

Rita Ora in the Gym of the Day

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Here are some Rita Ora in the gym gifs, because girls who do fitness are hotter than sloppy bitches who don’t and for whatever reason, probably an attempt to stop the titty sag, Rita Ora’s been working out hard for a while and is looking fit as shit…which I guess is important when you have an important filmmaker husband in Hollywood you need to keep excited by you, in more ways than just having threesomes with him and that Tessa Thompson bitch, but that probably helps…

Working out is the slow the rot, build the muscle, get the hormones in check, and get an ass the girls need for support, because as they get more and more sloppy, Rita Ora needs more to fall back on…and unfortunately for you, it won’t be your dick, but you can pretend, it is the internet.

Posted in:Rita Ora

2022

04

Nov

Feminist Friday of the Day

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It’s always funny when you see girls pretend that selling their nudes to weirdo cuck simp pathetic dudes with credit card access is feminism….like it is funny for them to pretend that sugar baby-ing or selling sex to men is feminism….or empowering….when really it’s just whorin’…but I figure if you redefine words, you redefine laws, and you help build a foundation of this inverted world of two realities we live in, one with people who are still normal and the other with fucking weirdos…

I don’t know if these are feminist baiters, or people who think man hating or ripping off dudes to finance their lifestyle and call it feminism….you know empty narcissism, I just know that feminism is a fucking scam and an attack on women….

These are just braless girls, which could just be trendy, on brand, in fashion, like DYING SUDDENLY….and I like it, politicized or not.