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2012

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I Appreciate Britney Spears’ Dress of the Day

It was announced that Britney Spears is the highest paid Female Musician of 2012, coming in ahead of Adam Levine of Maroon 5…and Rihanna cuz she barely makes money off this shit, we call it slave labor like the 1800s sugar trade….and Lady Gaga cuz they listed her under “Male Musician”….

I guess the irony in all this is that Britney sings though a computer, doesn’t play an instrument, and lip syncs at her shows….making her anything but a singer…you know more of a puppet on stage being exploited by her people….

I find the whole thing pretty sad, but that’s just because I liked when she officially fell off, got knocked up by a ghetto back-up dancer who thought he was hip hop, shaved her head got fat, before being medicated….but that’s just because it had more flavor than this new Britney…even if the new Britney is easier to masturbate to…especially in dresses like this….it is almost as if she never had a total fucking breakdown….

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2012

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Diana Monteiro Is Some Quality Portuguese Fish of the Day

The only thing I really know about Portugual is that I worked for a Portuguese guy once and he was a real fucking loser…who really hated when I’d ask him “Hey, aren’t you supposed to be a fisherman”….I guess I also know about their chicken….because it’s affordable…like their women…something I should appreciate…but don’t really…cuz I prefer to avoid the armpit of any contenient…even if I generally belong there…but that was before today…because today, I realized the over catholic, lame spanish wannabees have celebrities of their own…and those celebrities aren’t as hairy or fat assed as I’d expect….cuz this Diana chick, who is modeling her ass for Maxim…has a crazy fucking ass…that surely will end up looking like you’d expect a Portuguese woman to look…but for now…she’s spectactular and I figure we should celebrate that..this HOLIDAY SEASON

Amazing ass, but the real amazing thing is that Maxim still exists…

Here are the pics…

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2012

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Lucy Collett Polka Dot Bikini of the Day


The quality of girls the UK seem to celebrate, just cuz they are willing to get naked…or topless…is totally fucking questionable…reminding me that annyone with that kind of accent and dainty demeanor is probably the poofter you’d expect them to be….one that must keep up appearances, because being British is very regal and there’s a certain class you must exude, one that Amy Winehouse showed the world, god bless her soul….making the average Poofter -Prince Charles themeselves and just stick to trannys cuz it’s more decent….so looking at this Page 3 pig…just confirms that theory I’ve been working on the last 4 mintues…and here are her tits…

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2012

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Pink’s Disturbing Instagram Pic of the Day


Pink decided to totally throw out any decency or respect for her millions of followers…by posting a frightening picture of her in her underwear to instagram…in what I like to think is caused by over-confidence from positive affirmations from the people around her….you know cuz most mom’s have lower testosterone than this dude, and their liking of cake coupled with a battered body, leads to not bothering bouncing back, while PINK, a name you think she’d drop cuz it’s a fucking joke and she’s in her 30s, not 12, is all delusional in a “I work out, look at my muscles”….and the whole thing…is pretty disgusting….but I bet your tranny ass likes it.

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2012

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Amanda Seyfried Nipple is a Drunk on Letterman of the Day

I love that Amanda Seyfried is on Media tour…especially with nipple….

Apparently, Amanda Seyfried was drunk on Letterman the other night and Letterman called her out on it, apparently her tiny frame was 3 Whiskeys in, and decided to talk about how it gives her some liquid courage….

Now, I endorse Amanda Seyfried every once in a while….but only because she cleans up nicely, she doesn’t bother getting dressed or showered when she’s not working, but she does NUDITY and looks awesome nude….to legitimize herself as an actor who is more than just shitty Disney crap…..and any girl willing to get naked…is good to me…

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2012

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Jodie Marsh Twitter Tanning Pic of the Day

IF you’re wondering how monster bodybuilder, ex Glamour Model, who clearly has fucked up daddy issues, gets that natural orange skin tone, she’s revealed her secret with a twitter pic, and luckily, I loved every second of it, cuz it didn’t really draw too much attention to her manly PIPES

Good or bad, I’m glad it happened…

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2012

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Paul McCartney Does Kurt Cobain for Nirvana of the Day

In the event you were under a rock, there was a Hurrican Sandy concert to raise money for the 200 dead and destruction caused by the Hurricane, that featured every top British act from the 60s- Paul McCartney, Rolling Stones, Pink Floydd, Led Zepplin I don’t fucking know the line up…I just know some celebs were manning the phones, and I called a dozen times, not to donate but for phone sex, and didn’t get one….

The biggest news, was that Paul McCartney was going to play Kurt Cobain in a Nirvana reunion….andI don’t really care who plays Kurt Cobain, I just woulda rather seen Courtney Love shitting on stage like she was G.G. Allin, you know cuz the guilt of having Kurt Cobain killed for her own career has driven her to rock fucking bottom….and rock fucking bottom is more fun to watch than a 70 year old music legend singing 90s grunge…but I guess it’s kinda cool…even if I was only into one Nirvana song and that was because it was a Leadbelly song…and slave music from the 30s speaks to me more than teen angst from Seattle in the early 90s…but anyway you look at it, this performance ooozes talent…here’s the video.

TIS THE SEASON

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2012

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On the 9th Day of stepXMAS my Hooker Gave to Me….

Vapes from Vapetropolis to smoke your “tobacco” products / medicinal marijuana in without offending people who can’t handle their weed, like me…you know us psychopaths they made that Reefer Madness exploitation movie abou..Cuz a stoner weed head girl is always more willing to do anal…give her the tools to come back home with you to get you anal…

Everything is amazing when Super Modeled by…THE AMAZING AND LOVELY VERONICA VICE

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2012

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am still recovering from all the useless drivel conversations and status updates and newstories I was exposed to about 12/12/12 12:12:12 like it fucking matters….

I’m exhausted…

Here are some morning links…while I recover from my 12/12/12 12:12:12 hangover…

If You Know Me At All, You Know How Much I Love Funny Videos Involving PUGS – VIDEO
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They Had Me at SPARKLE COOCH!
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Now THAT’S How All Chicks Should DOUCHE
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The Only Thing Better Than a FAIL is a DOUBLE FAIL – VIDEO
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And Today in Celebrity Red Neck Hick Divorces…GUESS WHO!
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Maryna Linchuck So You Can Pretend You Wouldn’t Bang Her – BIKINI SHOTS
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The Lone Ranger Has a New Trailer
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25 Photos of Sexy Flight Attendants
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Free Cam Shows Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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Perfect Tits and a Dildo, Match Made in Heaven (NSFW)
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Woman Busted with Cocaine-Filled Breast Implants Had Fresh Scars
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Well Hello Monica Monroe (NSFW)
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Mad Libs Christmas Carols is Kinda Amazing – VIDEO
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stepLINKS of the Day

How annoying is the 12/12/12 everyone is posting on the internet today….because everyone is the fucking same and follow the fucking leader….only there is no actual leader…just a bunch of assholes in a fucking row….

Kinda makes me wish the Mayans were right and today was the actual end of the world….

But since it’s not the end of the world…check out our GIFT GUIDE!

Then check out these stepLINKS….

Samuel L. Jackson and Jamie Fox Kissing is Weird….Hollywood Makes Brothers turn Soft.
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Matthew McConaughey Should Probably Just Go Collect His Oscar For Next Year Now, Holy Shit
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Google’s 2012 in Review…
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Lea Michele Pantsless for Marie Claire
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Kid Imitating Police Siren is Nuts
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The 25 Hottest Sideline Reporters Right Now
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Tamara Ecclestone Is Exploding Out Of Her Top
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Man Of Steel Has A 2nd Trailer
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Watching an Episode of Dexter is Like Taking a Dump and Here’s Why
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The Things I Would Do to Get Some Alone Time With Valerie (NSFW)
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How Dull Would Life Be If Sluts Stopped Getting Naked on the Internet Though?
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WTF Photo of the Day is Leaving Me With a Lot of Unanswered Questions
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And Now, a Tribute to the MICRO BIKINI (NSFW)
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The 20 Awesomest GIFs of 2012
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Amateur is Rubbing One Out, Nuff Said (NSFW)
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The Spice Girls are Wrecks
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Some Babe Shakes it like a Bunny….Weird Video
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Neil Patrick Harris and Puppets for the Freaks
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Russian Highways Look Fun
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Lindsay Lohan is a Pathetic Spoiled Brat of the Day
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Neil Patrick Harris is Pretty Much the Only Child Star That’s Not Completely Fucked Up and I Don’t How He Did It – VIDEO
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Some Convicted Murderer Was Planning to Murder and Castrate Justin Bieber. Seriously, This Could Have Happen
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Janessa Brazil is Doing Yoga and I Love It (NSFW)
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Ashley Tisdale is Rocking Short Shorts (SITE NSFW)
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Stripping on a Public Bus, No Biggie (NSFW)
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Amanda Seyfried Gives Us a Peek at Her Perky Nipple (NSFW)
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Which One of the Current Day Spice Girls Would You Bang First? – GALLERY
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Olivia Wilde Got Cleavage
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Andy Dick Roast on Howard Stern
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Elle Fanning – Tween Erotica for Fashion
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Jack Russell Pulls Baby
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Paul McCartney to Replace Kurt Cobain in Nirvana Reunion. Wait, What?
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The Most Overrated Books of All Time
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Abigail is One Hot Piece of Ass (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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GIRLS OF THE YEAR: LARISSA RIQUELME (NSFW)
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Victoria’s Secret Models Sing Deck the Halls – VIDEO
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Marry Me Miranda Kerr
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Fatty Stuck in the Surf (SITE NSFW)
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Okay, Okay, One More Looking Good Sweetheart
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Manny and Anastasia Are Getting It On (NSFW)
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When Pornstars Sing: Lupe Fuentes Makes Some Party Music
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Sexy Ladies Who Attended “Django Unchained” Premiere
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Dirty Russian Cam Girl, Gotta Love It
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Arabs Have a Double Fail!
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Oblivion Trailer
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Why the World Didn’t End Yesterday
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Maria Sharapova’s Ass at Wimbledon for Old Times
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Ashton Kutcher is Reading Mila Kunis’ Texts
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Live On Air Proposal for you Romantics
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Charlie Brown School of Dance
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Lesbian Armpit Licking Fetish Video
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White Guy on Round Black Ass
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Chinese Babe or Babes – They All Look the Same
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Best in Rim Jobs!
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I LIKE NAKED CELEBRITIES!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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