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Vanessa Hudgens Showing Her Flexibility of the Day

Just the other day, TWEEN STELLA HUDGENS POSTED PICS OF HER FLEXBILITY AT SOME STRIPPER CLASS …that I assume they are pretending is for Fitness, despite the only time I ever saw this circus shit live was at the porn awards, performed by hard fucking core pornstar Belladonna, leading me to think it’s not quite a classy activity….but more one for those who like to get naked to get ahead…

So I guess it is only natural that Vanessa Hudgens, barely famous in her own right, squash out her baby sister’s moment of glory, by posting her rendition of the pics…sibling rivalry where she showed that she is just as flexible, in what my fantasies are calling a potentially hot sisters in group sex video that I hope this constant competitive one-upping leads to..

You know since Vanessa Hudgnes is already a solid kiddy porn producer…after realeasing some 17 year old girl bush fetish pics back when she was 17….

It is only expected that there’s more to come…and with pics like this…I anxiously await….cuz I got nothing better to do….

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Ashley Tisdale’s Hot Ass Distract from her Terrible Face of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale is notorious for not being hot….but more importantly, for having people think she’s hot, when clearly her asymmetrical face, botched nose job, and 30 year old, pretending to be 25 wrinkles that her Disney Peter Pan serum didn’t fix….tell a different fucking story…..one that starts with her realizing her shortcomings…and hitting the gym to work on something she can control…cuz there comes a time in every man’s life when they will chose a hot body over a hot face…cuz when you’re fucking a bitch from behind, she doesn’t even have a fucking face…if you know waht I mean…and based on these leggings pics..I’m gonna assume Tisdale knows exaclty what I mean…

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Cindy Crawford Still Gives Me Boners of the Day

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Madison Magazine has reminded me what I used to masturbate to Cindy Crawford in the 90s….cuz I’d masturbate to her now….if my penis was able to perform such tasks…but hard living and a disgusting wife has made us our very own circus performer…one that can’t perform tricks…unless being impotent is a trick…but I feel like if I really focus and forget all the smut I’ve digested over the years leading to someone who can’t really get into anything….Cindy Crawford may be the one to save me….yep…she’s fully clothed and I felt something move….you see cuz that’s her fucking super power…

I’m into it, even if I generally like more exposed Uterus in my retired model pics.

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Lady Gaga’s Topless Hotel Pic by Terry Richardson of the Day

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I feel like I’ve posted this already…Lady Gaga hires Terry Richardson to follow her around…and she ends up doing “artistic” topless pics and half naked videos with him…you know to be edgy…and the whole thing…bores the fuck out of me…even if it involves a half naked girl…who is probably not a girl…because based on her face…she’s got a fucking dick…but for the sake of this post she just looks that way…cuz she was born that way…

She’s SHE’S TOPLESS ALL THE TIME …cuz that’s how she stays relevant…and seen as innovative by her loser fans that relate to her because she is a loser too…and the whole thing would be better if she was attached to a sex machine…

I mean you wanna pretend you’re dominatrix and S&M…fucking be dominatrix and S&M and make it fucking count…

She’s the fucking worst…

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Carmen Electra Working The Camera with ther Implants of the Day

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Here is a some pics of Carmen Electra in her hotel room….having her pics taken by the paparazzi…a fact that in and of itself says that this shit is staged…cuz the last time the paparazzi was allowed anywhere near a hotel room of a star…it was Britney Spears during her crazy cry for attention I’m Bi-Polar phase…and he was having sex with her…

So she’s in her workout gear, all made up, and dying her shoe like a stripper putting on a weak stage show, a career that was probably better suited for Carmen Electra, but her timing was good and she won at fucking life…

But seeing her do this, like she’s not 100 fucking years old….is just awkward as fuck.

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Hayden Panettiere Busts Out Her Bikini for Esquire of the Day

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When you get breast implants, you gotta show them fuckers off, it’s like something you’ve been insecure about all these years, you know cuz of your broad shoulders and how your A-cup tits didn’t balance you out….is all of a sudden thrown out the fucking window….because you got implants…something tht makes you want to dance, celebrate, and throw a fucking party for…in the form of making everyone you know feel how real they are….because like a new car…they aren’t actually part of you…but just an accessory that make you feel like a more sexual object…

I’ve seen girl with implants so many times before, and they are the first to get into bikinis to show them off….so these Esquire pics make sense….but they’d be more fun if she was juggling or doing some other circus act she looks naturally born for….but maybe I’m too demanding…my expectations too high…

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Taylor Swift’s Dead Hooker Eyes in Paris Match of the Day

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Taylor Swift may not be an official hooker, but she is a puppet the record label has used to make a lot of money, by exploiting her little wholesome teenage girl angle as hard as they fucking can, you know that whole good little Jesus loving Christian girl, despite the fact that she’s constantly in relationships with countless famous dudes, who you know she has very naughty sex with, to make up for all the lies she’s spewing to the public…I’m talking dirty fucking porno sex with a lot of partners that explain why her “wholesome” spread for Paris Match, a magazine that I used to jerk off to cuz it published tits, back in the 90s, features dead, souless eyes in….eyes I’ve seen in most hookers I’ve had sex with who have sold their soul to devil…and that excites me….unless of course Taylor Swift is just a fucking robot, which is always possible…who knows…but more importantly…who cares.

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Kate Walsh is Dumpy in a Bikini of the Day

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Kate Walsh is old, dumpy and in a bikini….but the real question is…who the fuck is Kate Walsh…and as it turns out…she’s the star of some show called Private Practice, that is a spinoff of Grey’s Anatomy, that I assume is a pile of shit that middle aged women who don’t have cable, eat the fuck up, but then again, I assume that’s what all TV is, because I’ve had the unfortunate opportunity to see some of the sitcoms and dramas being produced, and the only people I can assume buy into that shit are white trash, ignorant, fat ladies with a lot of cats….

That said, I don’t mind staring at her belly in a bikini, but only because I like anything in a bikini, it’s a bit of a fucking sickness…

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Leah Francis Naked for Zoo Magazine of the Day

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She’s not all that hot, but she is naked….and I guess that makes her relevant to perverts like me….even if the typical busty and voluptuous isn’t really my thing, I like my busty girls to be skinny, you know making their tits a mystery or blessing for nature, making me wonder how such a miracle happened, you know like they were my version of the Christ child, ready to be worshipped by my dick…when the girl is built like this…the big fake tits are just kind of a given…not all that impressive, but like all low level Glamour Models who are better suited as strippers, I’m totally down with staring, cuz naked chicks are fun….even when they are fat.

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Sheryl Crow’s Cancer Surviving Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Sheryl Crow is a breast cancer surviving 50 year old rockstar who used to push performance enhancing drugs on Lance Armstrong because she made him feel inadequate as a one testicled biker, forcing him to over compensate and break records on a bike, you know to feel like a man…

I guess the good news about her breast cancer, is that she’s still got an ass worth eating, and she’s broadcasting it on the internet, letting all the other 50 years old women see what not having kids does to a woman….and that is nothing but good things….

I figure ego to procreate isn’t worth the sacrifice that is your body….

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve never been into Sheryl Crow…but looking at her makes me into what she represents…and that is an old ass in a bikini….

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