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2012

15

Nov

Bernice Marlohe Esquire Mexico November 2012 of the Day

Relatively unknown in America before being the babe in the newest BOND film, Bernice Marlohe, who I am sure has nude pics somewhere out there, cuz she’s from France, and French girls are into being naked, and having anal sex on the first date, but that I am too lazy to google, is in Esquire Mexico, representing for my mother country, who along with drug cartels and all inclusive resorts, also have a massive, first world city, with first world problems, and first world magazines translated to their first world language, for their first world citizens, that feature European babes named Bernice Marlohe from Skyfall…in their lingerie….Mexico only let me down when I was living in that orphanage when I was 5….and that one time I got food poisoned from bad tacos….but today Mexico makes me proud…

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2012

15

Nov

Hot Top Models for Allure’s “What Lies Beneath” Shoot of the Day

So here are some models you may or may not be familiar with….that are all pretty much top fucking models…all famous for being good at getting photographed…all rich and luxurious because of it….representing all that is wrong in our world….but also representing all that is good…cuz I like beautiful people…and I’d hate if ugly people could pollute our lives and get ahead being ugly….at the same scale beautiful people do…it would put a damper on my day….

The models are:

Doutzen Kroes, Edita Vilkeviciute, Izabel Goulart, Karlie Kloss, Constance Jablonski, Isabeli Fontana, Catherine McNeil, Sui He, Linda Evangelista, Naysha Matonhodze, Nadja Bender

They aren’t naked…but still sexy or suggestive enough to jerk off to but maybe I just think that cuz I grew up jerking off to fashion television…cuz it was the only thing on TV that had nipple in it….in a time before cable….

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2012

15

Nov

Sara Jean Underwood in Panties of the Day

No idea what these are for…I just know that people love Sara Jean Underwood….which is insanity because she’s really fucking low level…but I guess she’s got naked for money before…which is a redeeming quality as far as I am concerned…especially for women so hungry to be famous…that they fake date Ryan Seacrest and agree to host G4 TV bullshit pretending to be into nerd shit…in hopes of it being a stepping stone…when all it really means is that for the rest of time she’ll be that obscure girl in costume signing autographs at the various comic events around America….which I guess is a pretty huge achievement for a girl everyone just assumed was gonna become a stripper..cuz that’s all she was skilled to do…

Here she is posing in her panties..showing off wrinkles around her eyes…cuz she’s not 19 anymore…but still stripping for cameras…like a good girl…good girl.

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2012

15

Nov

Lindsay Lohan Does Jummy Fallon of the Day

I can’t stand Jimmy Fallon and I think he needs to be shot…and that happened long before he used Lindsay Lohan in what is the worst possible way you could use Lindsay Lohan….and I am not talking like how her mom, friends and Sam Ronson and everyone around her used her….or how she used drugs….but by having her smear cake in some dudes hair semi-erotically…is just humiliating for her….doing any gig she can…god fucking knows why…cuz she should just retire instead of helping fuel idiots like Jimmy Fallon who are using her to give himself more street cred than using The Roots as his band…..I encouraged people to hunt him down….for all the wrong he has done in the world….and I encourage Lindsay Lohan to give me a call if she really wants to save her career…I got all the ideas that involve more tit and less of this garbage….

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2012

15

Nov

Anais Pouliot Models Oysho Lingerie of the Day

Hot and Hyped model anais pouliot ….straight from the french trash bridge and tunnels of Montreal Canada…represents a serious lost opportunity for me…now that I see how famous and successful she’s getting as a model…when I shoulda been the one to find her at the Anti-English protests, eating fries gravy and cheese, while smoking cheap cigs, at the local trashy skatepark….because then, Like Celine Dion and her creeper husband/manager, she’d be my money making vagina til the end of time….but the good news is that I fail at all I put my mind to…so this is expected….

I’ve posted her NAKED SHOOT cuz that’s how models stay competitive…..and now I am posting her modeling lingerie….and the one great tragedy in all this….other than me not locking her down before she was famous…is that her name is Anus and yet is not showing her anus….which is very upsetting…

Here are the pics that redeem her…for letting us down.

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2012

15

Nov

Terry Richardson and Lady Gaga Amateur Porn Teaser of the Day

Lady Gaga’s southern hip hop song “Cake” dropped back in september…and it is some horrible drugged out weirdness….that I don’t think anyone really cared about because Gaga has fallen off…but more importantly has done all she can to get noticed….

But I guess when everyone falls off…even when they are still ridiculously famous…they do the natural thing to get noticed…and that’s a fucking twerk video…half naked…in the shower…while on tour…and I’m not complaining…cuz as much I find Lady Gaga annoying….I love seeing girls of all shapes and sizes dance in their underwear for attention…even if it is desperation…it’s still worth watching.

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2012

15

Nov

Candace Bailey Sexy in Men’s Health December 2012 of the Day

Candace Bailey is some might as well be 40 year old from some pretty much low level G4 TV show for nerds cuz nerds are loyal that I should probably not call low level because it has featured me at least once and that would be ungrateful and cunty of me….

She’s making some really low level appearance in Men’s Health December gift guide bullshit….wearing a bikini…

Which I guess is worth looking at….even if you’re not one of her hundreds of fans who are building sex dolls in her image…cuz you believe she’s actually into video games and nerd shit…when in reality she’s in it for the money and the stepping stone to bigger deal shit….even though she’s not 20 anymore….and married…and hanging on hard….

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2012

15

Nov

Megan Fox Appearance on the Wedding Band of the Day

Some show I’ve never heard of called The Wedding Band…has just leaked a clip of Megan Fox’s bad acting in what is probably her first job in the last couple years…you know since David from 90210 brain washed her into having his baby and throwing her career away because he loved her and made her back when no one knew who she was and everyone else around wouldn’t be into her for her…but into her….for her hot famous body….in a strategy that worked for him…..

But none of that explains TBS’ pathetic attempt to get some attention to this garbage by throwing this has been twat into the mix in an episode that Airs November 17….and that she’s wearing a crop top belly reveling shirt in….

But more importantly…none of that explains why I like watching her in low level acting in action….but her hot body does…

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2012

15

Nov

Morning Hangover of the Day

Sometimes the freedom of masturbating on the freeway on the way to work is something that can’t be beat…until you notice the school bus next to you has 8 kids filming you for Youtube and that you’re about to go viral…before getting pulled over by the cops…the bus driver called cuz they felt you were being inappropriate…

Sometimes…I’m happy I don’t have a car, work or the temptation of me, my dick, and the open road ahead….it saves me and my family from pain and suffering.

100 Hottest Supermodels of All Fuckign Time
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And Now, The Most Epic Beer Commercial EVER – VIDEO
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Quote of the Day: I Hate Cocaine – Dina Lohan
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Lindsay Knight Has One Sweet Ass (SEMI NSFW)
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Michelle Schall Knows How to Rock a Bikini
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Karate Fails – A Compilation – VIDEO
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Audrey is All Laid Out And I Like It (SEMI NSFW)
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RICKY GERVAIS IS TAKING OVER NETFLIX
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Alessandra Ambrosio Looked Hot at GQ’s 2012 Men of the Year Awards Party
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Geek Girl is Masterbating in an Airplane (NSFW)
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50 Cent is Selling Headphones and Pimpin’ on QVC Ladies
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I’d Like to Take a Piece of Crystal Home For Keeps (NSFW)
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LOL Cat Video of the Day – VIDEO (DUH)
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2012

14

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

This is a picture I took for my instagram…of one of the girls I seduced off instagram to let me touch her…because I’m so charming…and irresistible….

Instagram is a giant caption this contest for the internet on pics of people I don’t have to be friends with…where I can troll, annoy, and creep out all girls…

But sometimes…I win over the babes…..

Maybe it’s got something to do with my 20% off All Orders at Karmaloop Sale that ends at midnight Use code: WEDNESDAY that you should take advantage of….cuz all girls like well dressed guys who save money…Or maybe it has to do with my muscles…

Whatever it has to do with…I am into it…

Here are tonight’s stepLINKS…

Rihanna’s Wax Figure is Worth Fucking
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Hot Girl Riding a Sky Diver
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Kimberly is Down on All Fours (SEMI NSFW)
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Madonna Did a Striptease for Cash
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Driving in Russia the Compilation…
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Babes at the GQ Man of the Year Event – Including – A Whole Lot of Hookers – Serious Fucking Hookers – I LOVE HOOKERS
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And Now, that BEST Review of a Restaurant You Will Read EVER – Fuck You Guy Fieri – Or N’Sync – Or Whoever this Is….
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And Now, Cinema’s Greatest SLAPS – VIDEO
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Outtakes From Terry Richardson and Anja Rubiks Photo Shoot for Vogue Paris
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Tamara Ecclestone is Cleavagy and Photoshopped
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Rihanna is a Bangable Wax Sculpture
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Rube Goldberg Machine – In the Craziest Red Bull Drinking Machine
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OZ the Great and Powerful Trailer with Mila Kunis
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Oiled Up Teen is Riding a Dildo (NSFW)
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33 of the Hottest Olga Kurlenko Pics of All Time
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Soccer Trick Shots
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Keira Knightely Topless in Allure
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace See Thru Dress with NO BRA (NSFW)
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Scared St Bernard
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Megan is Sexy in Black Lingerie (NSFW)
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More of Prinzzess Felicity Jade (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Will Take You to Heaven (NSFW)
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These Windows 95 Tips Offer a Terrifying Flashback to the 1990s
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Ashley Greene for Seventeen
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The Science of Morning Wood
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Snooki’s New Teeth
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Sophie Reade Topless for Today’s NUTS
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Elmo Probably Isn’t a Pedophile Everyone Can Relax Now
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Behind the Scene with Jodie Gasson (NSFW)
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Jaime Lee Kirchner See Through for Esquire (SITE NSFW)
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace See Thru Dress with NO BRA (NSFW)
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Emma Stone is Just Plain Sexy
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Rihanna, Jenna Dewan, Jennie Garth Ravish in Red at GQ Men of the Year Awards
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Been Awhile Since We Saw Some Ashley Tisdale
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Octogon Gir Brittany Has One Sweet Ass (SITE NSFW) – VIDEO
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Breanne and Anissa Get It On (NSFW)
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How About Some 69 Titty Sucking (NSFW)
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Girls Versus Pizza – A Gallery
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Ready to Puke? Here’s How Hot Dogs Are Made – VIDEO
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Leryn Franco is in a Bikini
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Get A Lod of This Trashy Blonde Janny (NSFW)
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Streets Is Watching: Google Says Government Surveillance Is On The Rise
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Denise and Mandy Are Your Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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Jenny McCarthy Had Sex With A Tree While On Ecstasy
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GQ Men of the Year Party Favorites: Teresa Palmer, Alessandra Ambrosio, Julianne Hough & Camilla Belle
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Now THOSE Are Some Huge Web Cam Tits (NSFW)
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Cats Flushing Toilets the Music Video
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Long Board Wipeouts
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Kristen Stewart Looks Like a Lesbian
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Yurizan Beltran’s First Anal Ever
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Macy B Morena Hot as Fuck for Sex Art
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Julia Bond – Doctor Doppelfucker
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Hot Fucking Babe in Gold Latex Gets DPed
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Lots of Celebs in Sex Scenes
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Girls Getting Naked on Webcam
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Get Kinky….
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