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2012

07

Nov

Kelly Brook Workout Pic of the Day


Kelly Brook probably works out 10 hours a day…because I’ve seen her in various poses over the years…and maintaining a body people want to fuck…while rocking such huge fucking tits…is probably a challenge…as hormonally all her ass wants to do is sag, droop, expand and inflate like some kind of lazy and disgusting science experiment…but bitch just can’t let that happen…cuz her body, despite pushing 40, is all she’s got to make her money and this is the last fucking stretch…she’s gotta make it fucking count…or some shit…..I guess that’s why she’s posting her workout pics to instagram…just to let us know she hasn’t given up yet…kinda like when she got that abortion last year….still got some spunk left in her…literally.

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2012

07

Nov

Miley Cyrus is a Babe of the Day


People call me a dirty pervert cuz Miley Cyrus gives me boners…cuz I think she’s the hottest thing around right about now….even if she’s semi-retired, talentless and possibly annoying…

Well…here’s the fucking proof….that I didn’t really need….stating that she’s perfectly 18 and older…making any fantasies…even those that are criminal….all dressed as a school girl…with a Hannah Montana lunch box….perfectly legal….

She rocked the vote so good…and I wish I Was there to masturbate all over it.

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2012

07

Nov

Rihanna’s Bikini Pics for Instagram of the Day


I posted one of these pics of weed-head Rihanna already…but in keeping true to that all these fucking posts…regardless of who is in them…are all the fucking same…bikini, photoshoot, nipple, upskirt…I figure let’s keep it up…because I have nothing better to do…but discuss how she’s done pretty good for herself…from poor garbage truck driver’s daughter on a small Caribbean island…to superstar sensation with limited talent….which makes absolutely no fucking sense…and there must be more to the story….you know why her? Why did this work? What the fuck happened? She’s not all that good at singing…I don’t fucking get it…I know she didn’t grind out or knock on doors for this….I need to know the missing link….but instead of further investigation…I’ll just stare at her body being slutty in a bikini…cuz it’s more interesting than figuring out how someone who isn’t even a youtube sensation like Beiber was…got to this…but I’ll tell you something…I know some underbelly shit went down…

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2012

07

Nov

Kate Upton’s Vogue Italia Fat Chick Video of the Day

In amazing feats….Kate Upton has gone from busty Glamour model…all big titty and in sleazy men’s magazines….to high fashion….despite being plus sized….because I guess the Fashion industry doesn’t care if a bitch is fat…they just care if she sells magazines to anyone..even men for masturbation purposes…cuz fashion is just one small step away from being pornographic….and Kate Upton….would have been more fun if she was one step closer to being pornographic… before she turns irrelevant and people get bored of her…leading to her emotionally eating and drug using….cuz you know this will eventually come crashing fucking down…and until it does….I’ll just stare at her tits.

Pretty sure I’ve already posted these…but you can never really be so sure…

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2012

07

Nov

Ashley Smith Topless Shoot of the Day

Ashley Smith is a hot fucking model with big old titties that she always shows off…and that I like to look at…but not necessarily cuz I like busty models willing to show off her tits…even though I really like busty models willing to show off their tits…but because I like girls with fucked up teeth…and this girl has a gap for fucking days….a gap that is erotic to me for some fucking reason…and maybe it is cuz it is symbolic of the gap between her legs…or maybe cuz a bitch with fucked up teeth…

I’ve POSTED ON HER BEFORE CUZ I POST ON EVERYONE I AM JUST THAT GOOD AT BLOGGING

Here she is in this unknown shoot….

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2012

07

Nov

Mona Johannesson in a Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Mona Johannesson and I have history…we used to fuck around with each other…or at least me with her IN 2010 …sure I only fucked with her in the form of one post….where I celebrated her perky tits…she wasn’t scared to show off….which are shockingly small considering she is Swedish….when Swedes are supposed to have bigger tits on average than any other culture…at least according to my titty average size research I have devoted my life to…before realizing the reason average tit size has gone up across the board is not the hormones in dairy but cuz girls be getting obese….not that this model has to worry about that…cuz she’s lookin’ tight bodied and lovely in this unknown shoot…and as far as I’m concerned…that’s all that matters…

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2012

07

Nov

Abigail Clancy in Lingerie for Frank White of the Day


Abigail Clancy is a footballers wife and footballers sister…who played the game right… I have posted on before cuz that’s just the kind of disrespectful person I am…you know someone who likes to celebrate a woman’s hot body and her half nakedness as much as she does…you know…get naked…get in magazines…get on Top Model…land a pro athlete…get SI….get….pregnant for a good retirement plan….and who now is posing in lingerie for old times looking hot as fuck….

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2012

07

Nov

Elizabeth Banks Ass Flash from The Details of the Day

I don’t know what this movie is…but I figure Elizabeth Banks moving you is a pretty good way to start your day…you know based on what Obama is probably feeling…not that it wasn’t decided that he was going to win in an office with Romney by the powers that actually run the country…the same people who trick you into thinking your vote matters…you know to keep you drinking their koolaid, buying their gas, eating their fast food, digesting their propaganda…cuz if you let people think they have power and that they live in a democrazy….they won’t uprise and unite and overthrow the government….

So here’s some Elizabeth Banks Ass to start the day….

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2012

07

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Everyone was so caught up in the election…even Canadians…that it made for a good time to reflect on the world we live in…in any public place that didn’t have a TV.

It was obvious to me that Obama was going to win….not that the winner really matters…but because people, even when emotionally attached to a party or views, just can’t handle being led by someone with no soul.

I watched Fox News for the first time…and it was hilarious…I mean I am sure CNN was too…all sensationalized, tabloid, garbage that is easy to digest for retards….

It is like America said “How can our news programming compete with sitcoms, reality TV and the Internet”…and they shat out those news networks.

The worst…

Good thing we are all fucking doomed regardless of who was elected…cuz I think Humanity has lived long enough…

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Jessica is Workout Fit and I Like It (SEMI NSFW)
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I Don’t Know Enough About Sports to Know Why a 109.9 Yard Missed Field Goal Return is Good, But Here It Is Anyways – VIDEO
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Priscilla Has Got It Going On (SEMI NSFW)
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So January Jones Will Probably Be The New Princess Leia. Goddammit…
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Heidi Klum is Spilling the Beans On Bangin Her Bodyguard
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Photoshopped Propaganda: 21 Classic Rap Album Covers, Starring American Politicians
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Free Cam Shows to Give You Some Joy After Last Nights Election Shitshow
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18 Year Old Films Herself Getting Off (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Election 2012 Network Newscasters
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Bailey Knox Makes Wednesday Morning Better
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Mishead Lyrics – A History – VIDEO
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Sexy Games, Have Yourself Some Fun (NSFW)
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2012

06

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day


All the States are talking about is Erection Day – Rock the Vote – like it even matters….

The only thing I ever vote for is Anal on the first date….this date is a democracy and as an equal voting member of this union…50 percent of us want anal on the first date…

I don’t know what I am talking about – I just know you should vote for me in all that you do…

Here are the stepLINKS….that you should click…if you’re not too busy being a drone fully absorbed in all the media hype, sensationalized corporately owned corrupt bullshit…used to distract you from the conspiracy, lie, bullshit….and make you think you are part of it…

But I am gonna be watching the election too…

Cuddles….

Harrison Ford Wants to Play Hans Solo Again
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Extreme Cougar Wives Sounds Like a Joke But I Assure You It’s Very Real – VIDEO
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Isla Fisher in Women’s Health
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Supermodels Talk Bikini
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Compilation of Fast Workers
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Hef’s Girlfriends
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The 25 Best People to Follow on Twitter for Election Night
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More Fucking Krupa WHore
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Petra Nemcova’s Busty Return… Finally!
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Alice Goodwin Knows How to Make Good Videos – VIDEO
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Gwen Barker is Sexy on the Patio (SEMI NSFW)
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Mya Matthews is Rocking Thigh High Socks and I Love It (SEMI NSFW)
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I Vote for FREE CAM SHOWS 2012
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This Sally Field Playboy Throwback is Looking Pretty Good
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Election Day Photo Gallery: The Funniest Pics Shared on Social Media
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Teen Gets Caught With a Dildo (NSFW)
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Free Sexy Games to Occupy Yourself Until the Elections Results (NSFW)
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I’d Like to Take Home a Piece of Isla Fisher
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Laura Lee is Sexy in a Bikini
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Model Toni Garrn Topless (NSFW)
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It Aint Easy Being a Reporter
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Cher and KathY Griffin Should Be Shot
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Anna Andelise Amateur for Playboy….
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Funny Bad Lip Reading…
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Rita Ora Upskirt
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Beyonce is a Fucking Idiot of the Day
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Kristen Stewart Was on Jay Leno and Was Looking Alright
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Kim Kardashian Miami Bikini Body
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The 24 Hottest Emma Stone Pics of All Time
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Jenny Romero Has One Sweet Ass (NSFW)
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This Guy Fucks Anime, Literally (NSFW)
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Bike Fails – a Compilation
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What Good Are Kids If You Don’t Get to Laugh at Them Fighting Each Other? – VIDEO
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I Don’t Know Who Natasha Poly is But She Looks Great in a Bikini
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Check Out This Blonde Babe’s Tiny Titties (NSFW)
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FRANCESCA VALENTINA IS THE STUFF DREAMS ARE MADE OF (NSFW)
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Tiara Stevens Impregnated By Father And He Only Gets 1-Year In Jail For Molestation! [Video]
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Olivia Wilder and Embry Get It On (NSFW)
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And MORE Lesbian Sex, You’re Welcome (NSFW)
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I’d Like to Be All Over Katrina Bowden
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Some Taylor Swift, Just Because
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Dude Passes Out Flexing
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Record Slalom Skateboarding
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Voting Fraud is Already Happening
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