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2012

Nov

Candice Swanepoel’s Rockin Stomach of the Day

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The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is being filmed tomorrow….to be broadcast early December as an hour long paid advertisement for the billion dollar brand…to sell product for the Holidays, their biggest time of year….

I find the shit fucking offensive and boring….even though there are half naked girls who are amazing to look at in it…cuz there is something about corporate run garbage….designed to trick the lowest common human who has NBC or ABC or CBS…..by polluting them with content that is just an hour long fucking ad….disguised…..

If I was gonna watch an ad….I’d rather it be one where the models are not millionaire, but tacky stripper bitches begging me to call them at 3 in the fucking morning…you know the ghetto infomercials we all jerked off to in the 90s….the “we can have a really good time, just call me…pick up the phone”….cam girls before cams existed….

Well CANDICE SWANEPOEL is one of the majors for the brand….and she’s posting her stomach to instagram…cuz I guess she likes her fitness…and as it turns out…so do I….this is hot….but then again…I am biased…cuz I can’t stand fat chicks.///

Here she is in video some creep edited….

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2012

Nov

Anais Pouliot Bush for Chadwick Tyler of the Day

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I have spoke to this model ANAIS POULIOT before….she was rude to me….it was on Facebook and I guess she didn’t see my appeal…

Maybe it was a language barrier…She is French Trash from Montreal…or at least the Montreal area…and so am I….but the difference between her and me…is that’s she’s she’s pretty famous in her modeling career…allowing her to be a cunt to me….and everyone else from her home town…she’s bigger than us….and apparently so is her fucking bush…

I probably shoulda been the one tracking her down amongst the french trash she probably used to hang with when she was up and coming trying to get ahead…by making her give me head…to get me coming…you know modeling for me…on my dick…

But I am bad at planning…so instead…I’m just forced to look at her naked….which is probably far less annoying than having to be in the same room as her.

All this to say…never trust a girl named ANUS.

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2012

Nov

Izabel Goulart Looks Amazing in Bikinis for Elle Brazil of the Day

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I posted some of the pics from this Izabel Goulart shoot the other day…I wasn’t sure what it was for…but I had a feeling it was going to be good and it turns out it is for Elle Brazil….and it turns out that what I saw was just a glimpse into her rocking fucking body…all toned, lean, long and lovely…almost making me wonder why she was fired from Victoria’s Secret, when shit like this is all Victoria’s Secret needs to make me forget they are the most boring company in fashion and lingerie in the game…they just happen to be the evil big beast that we can’t fucking avoid…and the women they recruit…or abduct with promises of fame…who they likely underpay cuz they know so many other girls would DIE to be in their position…just happen to be fucking amazing to fucking look at….especially when being shot by better photogs…for better publications…without the concern of Christian midwesterns showing up at the Ohio office with torches and a lynch mob…cuz Jesus and the Evangelical church they are members of do not promote or accept lingerie models who don’t have their nipples photoshopped out…..

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2012

Nov

Sophie Turner is a Good Lawyer of the Day

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I know Sophie Turner’s rocking body is one the industry she has been trying to be a part of doesn’t give a fuck about….

I know that she is forced to take pics of herself…for the internet and her creepy fans…cuz no one gives a fuck about her….at least not the right people her 35 year old ass is probably too old and too replaceable to bother with….

I know she’s a lawyer….with a law degree cuz she didn’t believe in herself as a model and figured it was the smart back-up plan…..

But I think what she needs to do…is focus her energy on that hook, you know the fact she’s a lawyer and looks like a hooker…cuz maybe people will stop complaining about the outrageously hourly rates lawyers are notorious for…and maybe…if all lawyers looked like this, dressed like this, the reputation of the lawyer would be closer to that of a hooker…cuz if they are fucking you up the ass…they might as while have fake tits, ass, hair and tans and be in bikinis about it….since paying for half naked girls never gets complaints…

It’s a new business model…merge one hourly rate profession everyone hates with another one everyone loves…

I am a genius…and so are Sophie Turner’s self shot pics.

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2012

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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America – Remember to Vote – because your vote will make all the difference in the corporate run America both these people are figureheads for….I don’t trust anyone or anything – but you should probably still vote – even if there is no lesser of two evils…just lies from all sides brought to you by great marketing…

Or you could always ignore the elections and just masturbate to the titty pics I post…

Either way, we’re in it to win it, together….no homo…

Here are some links

Just a Plain Old, Regular Electricity Fight. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day is Kinda Gross
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Call Me a Kid But I Would LOVE to Rip Around in This Kid’s Upgraded Powerwheel
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Anna Andelise is a Sexy Brunette and I’m Lovin It (SEMI NSFW)
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Amber is Most Definitely a Great Morning Distraction (SEMI NSFW)
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Bertney’s Mama & Papa Won That Dang Ol’ Court Case ‘Gainst That There Mooslim Fella (Not Obama)
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They Are Basically Filming a Seniors Version of The Hangover But The Starring Cast Makes Me Think It May Be Awesome
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The 10 Most Uncanny Physical Resemblances In Movies
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Free Cam Shows Because It Will Be More Fun Than Watching the Election (NSFW)
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MILF and a Dildo Anyone? (NSFW)
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Hilarious “Mom Spanked The Gay Out of Me” Video Now With Music
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Kate Upton’s Vogue Italia Spread
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Now THIS is One Dirty Bird – VIDEO
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Sexy Games For You to Have Your Way With (NSFW)
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2012

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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You know what….I think I love you….but I think I love most things when I am drunk and celebrating Election Eve…being Canadian…makes me pretty involved in the shit….

Here are the stepLINKS….

Miley Lesbian Porn….Maybe…
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WTF Photo of the Day is Also a Pretty Sexy Photo of the Day
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Jennifer Walcott Sexy in Stripes
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Shortest Fight Ever
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Taylor Swift Boring Slut in Elle Canada
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LOL Cat Video of the Day
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The 25 Weirdest Vintage Advertisments
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Rita Rusic’s Sexy 52 Year Old Bikini Body
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Jenny Takes a Sexy Shower, Check It Out (NSFW)
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Kety is a Sexy Serbian Godess (SEMI NSFW)
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Meet Chrissa Caroline
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Free Cam Shows Anyone? (NSFW)
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Will Ferrel Will Do ANYTHING For Obama to Win – VIDEO
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This Girl’s Bikini is Inadequate and It’s All on Video (NSFW)
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Sexy Games For Your Scheduled Free Play (NSFW)
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Kate Gosselin’s Kids Would Be Better Off Raised By a Pack of Pitbulls If You Ask Me
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Taylor Swift, Cause Itès a Slow Day
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Playboy Kama Sutra: The Confessional (NSFW)
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Jena Malone Topless from The Painted Lady (NSFW)
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I Don’t Think She’s a Virgin… (NSFW)
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Mouse Trap Nut Tap – VIDEO
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IMDB Top 250 in 2 1/2 Minutes – VIDEO
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Okay One More WTF Photo of the Day for Good Measure
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Ashley Tisdale Halloween Camel Toe We Missed Out On (NSFW)
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Louis CK Hosted SNL and Here’s a Review
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Stallone’s New Movie
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IMDB Top 250 in 2.5 Minutes
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Look At This Camel Toe And Try Not To Puke In Your Mouth
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Mash-Up
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Rumer Willis is in a Bikini But I’m Not Sure How I Feel About It
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The Hottest Celeb Twit Pics From Instagram – GALLERY
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Slutty GIF Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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How To: Cook Like a Boss (SITE NSFW)
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Rihanna is in a Bikini Again
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Lesbian Changing Room Fantasy (NSFW)
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Need To Get Away For A Couple’s Weekend: Try The Fisting Hotel (NSFW)
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Still MILFY
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Katie Goes Nude and You’ll Love It (NSFW)
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MILEY CYRUS OFFERED $1 MILLION TO STAR IN PORN FILM PLEASE GOD MAKE IT SO
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Will Ferrell Wants You to Vote
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Admitting You’re A Fucking Pussy
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Electricity fight
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Kristen Bell Is Pregnant With Lamest Kid Ever THanks to Its Dad
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Cum in Her Ass Compilation
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Lots of Celebs in Sex Scenes
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Girls Getting Naked on Webcam
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

Nov

Brooke Burke Gangnam Style of the Day

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I try to ignore that gangnam style exists…but for some reason…it is everywhere…I don’t know if the Korean who came up with it was making a sick joke on society…but everyone gets a fucking kick out of it…sings a long to it and does the stupid dance…it’s the thing to do right now…that confuses the fuck out of me…even when old ladies with awesome bodies like Brooke Burke do the shit…but that’s not because I hate old ladies with hot bodies…but because I hate this fucking movement…it is designed for water coolers and 9-5ers everywhere…and it must be taken out back and shot…but it won’t…it is bigger than me…and I’ll just have to pretend it doesn’t exist…like I do with most things I realize we need to numb, dumb and control the general population of retards…

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2012

Nov

Kristen Stewart is Not Hot of the Day

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It amazes me that with an inbred face like this….people actually give a fuck about this girl….I mean a face like this is not meant to be famous, glamourous, celebrity….it is meant to be ripping lines of meth in efforts to abort her unwanted baby she can’t identify the baby daddy of…cuz it happened when she was raging….and even when she wears slutty dresses…she can’t win me over…which I assume is every girls’ objective in life….because I’m pretty great.

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2012

Nov

Rumer Willis is a Monster in a Bikini of the Day

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I’ve always been freaked out by Rumer Willis’ weird face that I blame on bad genetics and a bionic mother who has modified herself to look like a different person…one she wasn’t genetically meant to be….coupled with heavy drug use…..but apparently…I am also freaked out by her ass….

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2012

Nov

Gabriella Toth Naked for fART of the Day

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Gabriella Toth is a nude model who you won’t find much on if you google her…and she is modeling nude in a magazine called fART that I am posting because I like naked girls….especially when they are combined with something called fART cuz I find fART funny…especially when it stands for Fashion & Art….when they probably should re-worked their name into something I little less frat boy….but maybe that’s the “irony” of the whole thing…you see cuz fashion people are obnoxious cunts like that….and Gabriella Toth is hiding her cunt in their magazine…and that is really what matters.

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