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2012

23

Oct

Maria Edible for Inked of the Day

I am not posting these pics because I find this character hot…or sexy…or remotely like anything I would be willing to have sex with….I am not posting it because I like girls and food….I actually am a firm believer in girls starving themselves…I am posting this cuz I kinda love what she’s doing…and I don’t know what…you see I live with an amateur professional eater and she’s just fat and fucking disgusting about it…if anything…I even gag when she eats a fucking carrot cuz I know where that is gonna lead….but this Maria Edible is all rock and roll about it…she is like the pin-up model who isn’t a babe by any fucking means….but who has found a totally disgusting talent that is marketable cuz she’s not Asian or obese…and because she’s not offensively fat because of it…and carries it well….it makes it all kinda ok….according to me which is real the defining voice of what is acceptable or not….

Here’s a video of her in action…

Here are pics of her in Inked November issue…..

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2012

23

Oct

Candice Accola for Fault Magazine of the Day

Candice Accola is some Texas raised in Florida…a lovely state I just rolled through and experienced all the obesity and trash in…She’s from the upper white class cuz her dad is a doctor and her mom is a homemaker and they are active in the Republican Party….like good white Americans are….not that I know or care about white bread, or corrupt governments, but I do appreciate when their good little well bred, nicely raised baby girl, is out being naughty in magazines…in a “you’re not the boss of me dad. This is my life, my career” rebellion that turns me on….

Sure she’s not doing it as well as CLAUDIA ROMANI is doing it for Obama in Miami….where we aren’t sure she is legal to vote or not…as that’s kinda what happens when you’re hispanic in Miami….lots of question marks….except when it comes to staring at nice round ass…

If you don’t know her, she’s on some show called Vampire Diaries, and released an album in 2006…that no one ever heard….but they don’t need to cuz she’s a babe – and that’s all that matters…

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2012

23

Oct

Rihanna Filming a Music Video with Hard Nipples of the Day

Rihanna has the right idea…use her abuser that probably was never her abuser to help launch her career….pretend to hate him….stir up scandal when she’s probably giving him kickbacks for keeping up the lie…only to get knocked up by him…cuz that’s just the kind of girl she is….but that’s not why she has the right idea…she is a poor child hooker turned rich and really famous….gone back to her over sexed at a young age roots and is spreading that gospel to her millions of little girls that now think it is ok to be beat, and whored out…..that it is ok to be a slut….and I don’t think anything can go wrong with that….

So here she is filming her music with her hard nipples…all wet, shaved head and barely interesting….but interesting enough for me…cuz all i need in life is some hard nipples and a popstar millionaire who posts highlighted quotes from god, pics of her weed smoking, and just keeps getting crazier and crazier…..all wet on set..

I am drunk, jet lagged and a fan of this Rihanna character….or at least of her nipples.

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2012

23

Oct

Karen Gillan and/or Katee Sackhoff from Doctor Who Bikini Top for Twitter of the Day

This girl has a really obscure nerd fan base….her name is Karen Gillan and/or Katee Sackhoff and she’s from a show called Doctor Who and/or some other nerd shit…that I have never seen but that I know makes me feel VERY uncomfortable…it’s just the smell of semen filled underwear on virgin losers who are socially awkward as fuck especially after seeing this pic in the computer science lab at school….

But what it comes down to is that I can hate a bitch for drawing in a loyal fan base of really creepy socially awkward people who are scared of girls but not scared of building electronics….or fantasy lives….where their second life is actually their first life….I have to take her for what she is…and that is a relatively busty….big…redhead in a bikini top…cuz that’s ultimately what matters here….who cares if she’s Katee Sackhoff or Karen Gillan…just know she’s in a bikini…

Posted in:Karen Gillan

2012

23

Oct

Brooke Candy is Helping Ruin Music of the Day

Marie-Eve here.

I don’t want to get into details but I work in the music industry and have for quite some time now and it’s safe to say that generally speaking, the entire thing is going to shit and has been for roughly the last 10 years or so especially.

Quality control has officially gone out the fucking window and it’s not just the industry to blame, the fans are part of the problem. The people out there consuming this shit are too dumb to care and/or too lazy to dig a little deeper to find anything with real substance. It’s the same reason why things like reality TV are so popular. Until fans start demanding more from the content produced by people nothing is going to change.

The thing about the Internet and technology progressing the way it has over the last little while is it’s this complete double edged sword in the ways that because anyone can have access to software to make music, or make a music video, or make some shitty movie they do so simply because they can.

You’d think this would be good for people with actual talent and in some ways of course it is – it’s easier to get your stuff out there nowadays and get it seens and heard – but on the otherside of that there is a HUGE influx of people who think they are the next Madonna/Timberland/Steven Spielberg Mario Testino and more often than not this easy access to produce “art” ends up being a platform for no talent clowns to share their bullshit to the general zombie public who in turn gobble this shit up.

I don;t know where this was going and I don’t know how to end this but the bottom line is making music doesn’t make someone a composer, hopping on a mic doesn’t make you a singer or rapper, having an expensive camera (set on AUTO for fuck sakes) doesn’t make a photographer and having an HD video camera doesn’t make you a film maker and/or a music video director.

PS. This sucks.

Posted in:Brooke Candy

2012

23

Oct

Karolina Kurkova Non-Nude for Vogue Germany of the Day

My expectations are always too high when it comes to Germany….I know it is probably a cliche, or played out, but I am sure at one point in time was actual truth, where their culture was really into almost criminal S&M and Shit Eating fetishes….and whenever I hear a model…especially a lingerie model…like KAROLINA KURKOVA who was almost blacklisted from the lingerie modeling world for being a fat bitch…and more importantly…. WAS FEATURED ON NATIONAL TV FOR BEING FAT BACKSTAGE AT THE VICTORIA’S SECRET FASHION SHOW before realizing what is important in life…and that’s getting paid to not be a fat bitch….so I was expecting a lot more out of this…but I figure I’ll post Karolina Kurkova for her die hard fans and for those of you who just can’t get enough of women in outrageous pants……and big fuckin’ smiles…This is a feel good photoshoot for those of us who lack a soul.

Posted in:Karolina Kurkova

2012

23

Oct

Sophie Turner Does Some Ass for Twitter of the Day

The lawyer who wants everything in life to not be a lawyer, that was her fall back plan that she never really wanted to fall back on, but was forced to because her model bullshit was just that…bullshit…but with desperation and overall level of bottom feeding pathetic behavior comes “one last go at this I wanna be a Glamour model…thing”….and it came in the form of posting pics of her ass last week….giving her a glimmer of hope that people still care…not that they ever did…but she loves the attention and in turn post more pics of her ass….cuz she’s more than just a girl willing to get half naked for male attention…she’s got a law degree and gets strategy…but more importantly…billing by the hour…

I can’t hate on a girl for trying especially when she doesn’t have to…cuz she’s got a high paying career lined up…that she just doesn’t want to take cuz she prefers seeking approval and “makin’ it”….but she doesn’t “make it” on camera…cuz I guess she’s above doing porn..but not above doing bikini ass shots for twitter…..cuz she’s a fucking lawyer people….

Posted in:Sophie Turner

2012

23

Oct

Miley Cyrus Showing Leg in a Leopard Skirt with her Fiance of the Day


If I could learn one lesson from my travels through Miami International airport in recent hours, it is that weddings…or the people who have destination weddings, are the worst kind of white trash around….I am talking under 25 year old fat girls drinking cocktails and eating deep friend appetizers in a TGI Fridays as their neck fat jiggles and they brag about how hard they are gonna fuck in efforts to get knocked up on this magical adventure in paradise…or whatever the fuck I just witnessed….

Marriage is for idiots. It is for trash. It is for 9-5 workings, suburban dwelling trash who want to pump out kids and live the miserable life their mothers and fathers had….because they just don’t have other options in their town of 5000 people….

Marriage, when it comes to Miley…is a joke…like it is whenever a 20 year old says she’s engaged…it is part of a master marketing plan that she may actually believe she’s engaged in….cuz this robot…is such a fucking robot…she doesn’t know what is real….but I know one thing that is real…and that is how bad I want to have zoo-like sex with her while looking at her leg peak through her wild and crazy animal print dress…even when it comes with product placement you know this robot is being paid to wear….

There’s just something about Miley that makes me want to cum in her as much as I want to punch her in the face…not that I’d ever hit a woman…it was figurative not literal people….I would only hit Miley if I was drunk and confused this dyke haircut for some genderless hipster staging a home invasion…and I had to fight for survival….not that that would ever happen…Miley doesn’t know what Canada is. She’s educated like that.

I can’t believe I just wrote a fucking novel set to pics of Miley taking a walk. There is something wrong with me.


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

23

Oct

Victoria Silvstedt Devil Hooker in Bikini for Twitter of the Day

These are a week old, but in my defense…I don’t give a fuck about Victoria Silvstedt or her shameless self promotion. I have never been a fan of her and the last 2 decades she’s been doing the exact same thing. She lacks creativity and the peak wasn’t her 1990s Playboy stint…it was public sex with a billionaire…that lead to her trying to sue me for posting the fucking pics…like an unappreciative cunt who was getting exactly what her hooker, fake tit, fake hair, really tight body for a 45 year old, cuz that body is why she gets paid by her billionaire boyfriend/employer/cuz he has a wife at home….

Sometimes, the bikini pics get the best of me and I am forced to post them even when the girl in them is likely the devil….and most definitely a very high paid escort.

Posted in:Victoria Silvstedt

2012

23

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Marie-Eve here.

The thing about drinking on a Monday night it that Monday then becomes a 2nd Friday and by the time it’s Wednesday it actually feels like Sunday again. Thursday becomes your second Monday and is spent trying to catch to up on just enough work so that you won’t lose your job and by the time Friday comes it’s time to do it all over again.

It sends you up to this whole new level of trashing yourself and if you’re not careful your life becomes a rollercoaster of headaches, nausea, no money and depression that is difficult to get off.

And if you know what’s good for yourself you will take my advice when I say don’t be like me.

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