2012
26
Sep
This H&M shoot of Saskia de Brauw is amazing.
It’s almost pornographic…..
Saskia de Bauw is should be my girlfriend…I would tkae her to all the magcal plaes….
I don’t care what they are selling….cuz what matters is that they are giving fucking boners away for free…
Saskia I love you as much as I love fake fitness…
Posted in:Saskia de Brauw
2012
26
Sep
Here are some screenshots of some Kylie Minogue showing off her ass crack for what I assume is fashion because if you havenn’t been reading the site for the last 8 years…you may not be aware of this…but fashion turns girls into sluts…it makes them do all the half naked slutty things that they won’t do when you ask them like this: “put on this assless dress and walk up those stairs while I jerk off to your little ass you washed up popstar from the 80s….do the locomotion on my dick”….
That’s why we all love fashion.
Posted in:Kylie Minogue
2012
26
Sep
Karlie Kloss was in last year’s Victoria’s Secret fashion show….where she was promoted as their new face…where they did a spotlight on her…even though she’s been in the game for a while…and everyone got mad at how skinny and not busty she was…serious hate was propogated….exceept from me…cuz I love skinny girls…and small lovely tits…
Now I don’t know if she was fired by Victoria’s Secret since her trial run was a failure, you know her probationary period was a flop, you know that things just didn’t work out…..
But I do know she’s shooting softcore latex fetish porn for a fashion magazine that is marketing this smut as fashion…and I fucking love it.
Posted in:Karlie Kloss|NSFW
2012
26
Sep
I fucking love Curry…I love it with meat whether chicken or goat or beef or lamb…I love it with vegetables and potatoes…I like it in my thai stir fry….with coconut milk and I like it in my ROTI…..I just don’t like it when it is a low level attention seeking slut…even though I love low level attention seeking sluts….I just hate when they have egos and don’t realize they are low level crap…but then again when she’s posting pics of her ass to twitter…you gotta think she knows she’s hurting for hits…..and it’s not even a great ass, but it’s ok, it does make me kind of hungry, but as an emotional eater who is always hungry, that’s not saying much, maybe it is cuz of her last name and
MY STEPFAMILY POSTED SOME PICS OF HER TOPLESS IN THE FORUM her naked…is beter than her in a dirty shit stained thong…but still fucking garbage
Posted in:Adrianne Curry
2012
26
Sep
1 – We have a contest winner….sure she’s not holding up a sign and sure that pic could be of anyone captioned drunkenstpefather.com…but those tits make me ignore all rational thought…they distract me and remind me of what is important….tits.
2- I have a stalker and it is a lot of fun…but only cuz I haven’t been prison raped….yet…and even then it will still be fun cuz I love getting surprise gifts…maybe it is cuz my childhood christmas memories are all depressing and this is the closest thing to Santa I know….keep em’ coming…
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A Bunch of Hooters Girls on Instagram – A Gallery
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The Brooklyn Nets Cheerleaders Have New Uniforms and I Gotta Say I’m a Fan
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And Now, a Squirrel Rampage – VIDEO
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I Wanna Take a Ride on the BATPOD – VIDEO
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Lexi Ray is Pretty in Pink (SEMI NSFW)
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Paris Hilton in a Bikini Cause That’s All She’s Good For
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Courtney Nicole is a Brunette Beauty (SEMI NSFW)
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The 50 Hottest Funny Girls of All Time
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This Teen is Fucking a Wall Mounted Dildo – VIDEO (NSFW)
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The 20 Worst Public Transit Fails
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I’d Like to Be All Over Maya Michelle (NSFW)
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Sexy Games You Will LOVE Playing, I Promise (NSFW)
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2012
25
Sep
We’re running a contest here….because why the fuck now….I figure you deserve to win if you’re following a guy like me around…not as your leader but as a bigger failure than you…you might as well have the chance to be rewarded for it….
So I’m giving away FRENCH MONTANA shorts and THIS Bikini for all your cross dressing needs…cuz I like his song…when I go to strippers…
So send in a picture of your girlfriend in a bikini with a fan sign, or you in a bikini with a fan sign that I will use on my instagram,
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Salma Hayek Titties for Vogue Germany
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Spearfishing Surprise
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Lindsay Lohan Blames Her Asthma Flaring Up On Getting Arrested and Not the Pack of Cigarettes She Smokes Everyday
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Gallery: 25 Pictures Of Celebrities With Black Eyes
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Kat Graham is a Vampire Hooker or Something
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Guess Who May be Knocked Up Again
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Tight Bodied Blonde With Sexy Knee Socks (NSFW)
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Pamela Horton Kinda Has an Angelina Jolie Thing Going On (SEMI NSFW)
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I’d Like to Be All Over Rebecca Carter (SEMI NSFW)
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Web Cam Sluts That Will Help You End the Day Off Right
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Some Frat Dude Almost Died From Too Much Box Wine….Up His Ass
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Sexy Games That Will Keep You More Than Busy (NSFW)
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WOW! Stephanie Seymour Nude in i-D Magazine (NSFW)
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This Babe Will Bend Over Backwards, That’s For Sure (NSFW)
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I want to bang this guy’s ex
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Card Skills….
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Tom Jones is a Dance Machine
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Lindsay Lohan Faking Sick Turns Me On
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Ninja Squirrel!
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Girls With iPhones – Gorgeous and It’s a Gallery
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Ahhhhhhh Bikini Yoga Posing!!!!!
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Adrianne Curry is Topless AGAIN
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Claire Danes is Totally Bangable and I’m Liking It
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Miley Cyrus in Bed With Ashton Kutcher (PHOTOS)
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Unfortunetly Placed Stickers – a Gallery (SITE NSFW)
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Angry Boyfriend Hits Highway And Drives 80 Mph With Girlfriend Hanging On To Jeep!!! [Video]
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This Slut Gets Nude On Her Bed, Check It Out (NSFW)
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Rihanna Threw Up at Her VIP Table
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Guess Who is Ready to Start Lying About Her Weight Again
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iPhone 5 Prank
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Some Californication Photoshoot to Jerk Off To
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Norm Macdonald on Gay Pride….
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Teena Lipoldino plays around with her tight pussy
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2012
25
Sep
I don’t know when Rihanna posted this pic, cuz I don’t see it on her recent instagram pics, but I am posting it anyway….cuz Rihanna is amazing…not because she was posting prayers for her love Chris Brown who is famous for beating her and is going on trial for beating her….because she’s either insane, or a woman of the church, who believes we are all god’s children and we must forgive as if we are Jesus….but based on the pics she produces celebrating that she’s God’s child, I figure she’s likely just insane…..unless you don’t think sympathizing wih the abuser is insane….because love can move mountains, all you need is love, love is a powerful thing….or if you’re like me and my Bajan friend who think she probably beat herself in a jealous rage and called the cops on him as girls sometimes do….
Rihanna is amazing…because she produces pictures like this for the internet for free….when she doesn’t fucking half to. She’s rich and this is not necessary like it is for all the other whores….
It is genius….in a totally primal, non-intellectual, genius kind of way.
Posted in:Rihanna
2012
25
Sep
It amazes me that people still think Kim Kardashian is not fat.
I get hate mail when I call her out for being a lazy pig of a woman with an eating disorder who has never worked a day in her life, but who has surrounded herself with the right team who managed to spin her porn career into a huge non pornographic empire….a porn career that has turned her family into celebrities, and that she is slowly falling off, but doing all the publicity stunts she can do from dating rappers, marrying athletes, pretending to be in new sex tapes….it is ridiculous….and I saw give up and let the hot 16 year old Olympic blooded sister take over cuz at least she’s tall and thin and worth modeling….not short stumpy pile of shit hairy garbage like this…
You see, even Kim Kardashian knows she’s fucking fat. She wears SPANX and staps and harnesses to make her look big assed and flat stomached….she has photoshop artists photoshop her twitter and instagram pics….she is a lie…a make-up covered lie….in a one piece with a fucking belt and heels bro….that’s all strategy to not look like she actually looks when naked in front of the mirror…
But yet dudes will still email me hate…cuz for some reason they love this vile human being…and that reason probably has to do with her fat ass and titties…
Posted in:Kim Kardashian
2012
25
Sep
Kate Upton is taking on some fashion shoots, you know more high concept fashion editorial shit to show the world how diverse a model she is, and that she’s not jusst some sloppy titty bikini model the average american man loves as she spills over her bikini top setting off warning signs that she is in fact a fact chick in training…the next Anna Nicole Smith….ready to remember the glory days when she is 25 over a chocolate cake and a bunch of pills….she wants us to take her seriously and forget that she’s a thick, fat titty, destined to be in a bikini prior to struggling with her weight, you know while her metabolism is still fat….and you know what…she looks pretty good in this shoot….I support her cause…cuz I was getting annoyed of her one trick pony shit…even if it was more half naked…..because with these high fashion shoots, the next step will be more naked…cuz high fashion has more nipple than bikini modeling for sports magazines….so this is a better road to go down…even though I think she shoulda done porn.
Posted in:Kate Upton
2012
25
Sep
I find it funny that Blake Lively fans, at least the ones on the internet are so mad that she got married, like it affects their obsession of her or the chance of them fucking her….I mean the only thing they could be mad at is if she’s pregnant because historically pregnancy ruins women….but if you’re obsession is Blake Lively…that’s on some obscure kick that makes me think you’ll probably ride out the pregnancy into the future…you stalking fucking weirdo…cuz to me Blake Lively hardly exists, she was on TV, in a few movies, played a 20 year old but looks 40, fucked some A-Listers, got knocked up by one, married him, denied being knocked by him to not cheapen her whore self who was cheapened when she started bouncing celebrity cock to cock….but that’s just the circle she runs in…I don’t judge….I just don’t understand why she looks so fucking old all the time…menopausal even….
She did a shoot for Glamour Spain, wore a shirt tha looks like a bra, and that’s about as interesting as she gets….
Posted in:Blake Lively
