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2022

25

Oct

Sydney Sweeney’s Big Boobs in the Sahara of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Brings the Tits to the Desert of the Day

Sydney Sweeney my not have the hottest face, but she’s a fit body with a set of monster tits bigger than your head, and that’s all it really takes to be Time’s Most Influential person, unless they were just using Sweeney to sell magazines to nerds into big actor titties…

I didn’t look into why they decided she was influential, maybe it’s because she went from 100k followers when no one noticed her on some pretty serious shows, she wasn’t using her tits to get noticed at the time, they saved those for the high impact reveal that was Euphoria….like granny always said, DO NOT DO ANAL ON YOUR FIRST PORN SCENE DAY…..you’ll have nothing left to sell…

So yeah, she got naked on dark and depressing pervert show about teens, and went viral because of that, only to get naked a lot more in season two, while having a few other shitty movies under her belt, that also used her tits, and White Lotus, which also used her tits…..so I guess what Time is saying is TITS Get Hits….probably the only TRUTH they’ve truthed.

Anyway, she was in the Sahara Desert with her tits, doing her best impression of a camel with the double humps…because camel hump tit jokes that aren’t funny is all I got….since I am not Time’s most influential person I don’t need quality jokes….apparently, I just need hot tits.

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2022

25

Oct

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits are titties too and I am sure all the attention these girls with tiny tits get, because you can have a hot set of tits even when they are small and manageable, with a hot ass, hot pussy, hot legs, hot stomach, hot face….the big tits are really just a bonus feature that can be the main attraction sometimes….but for the most part they don’t come as an all-round solid package and that’s what makes the rare unicorns go viral with their big tits, people are so impressed when they have it all going on….

But if you’re more reasonable, hedging your bets on tiny tits, you’ll be glad to know it is a great strategy to get more good features on a girl all by trading in the titty…..there’s a retard pervert science to this shit….

So yeah, tiny tits may not be as impressive as the best big tit, they may not stop traffic, lure the same sugar babies, the same audience…..because society worships the great big tits…..but tiny tits are great, they come with other marketable features you can fuck and it is a solid way to encourage girls to not jack themselves up with bolt ons….

Ending fake tits is a philanthropical program, charity, campaign, activism, that I find more interesting than all this other shit the retards are out there protesting like a bunch of clout chasing idiots….trying to fit in….virtue signalling….idiots…

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2022

25

Oct

Halsey Has her Tits Out at an Event of the Day

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Halsey went to some event with her tits in some slutty dress that let the bottom of her implant hang out so hard you can practically see the titty scars from when she made it in the industry and decided to buy herself a set of tits like they were a new car, or a mansion in LA, which I am sure she probably has on top of the tits, but we’re only here for the tits even if they are shitty bolt on tits..

Anyway, I am not really impressed by a set of tits on some pop star who only became a pop star because the fanbase are a bunch of half retards and they’ve been able to engineer music that trigger hits because the human hive mind is not that complex…

Anyone can have a set of fake tits, even annoying pop stars who pretended they wwere homeless and almost raped while partying in the VIP room for DJs who probably helped her make her shitty pop music happen……

Anyone can have a set of fake tits, even pop stars who are mad that she didn’t get any respect as a black woman, since her dad is black, because she’s light skinned, but she fucking tried…whining about hotels not having black shampoos and other nonsense….in a plight I doubt she’s really struggled through, but milk it when you can, like you’d milk those mom tits, if they still produce milk, or if the bolt ons allow it…

So fake tit hater or not, I’ll look at em even though her face freaks me the fuck out…

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She also had her fake tits in overalls with her dumb fucking selfie…

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2022

25

Oct

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I made a comment about how into leggings I am, I’ll even watch a granny in leggings showing off her diaper, it happened this weekend and with confidence I can say that it was pretty hot, and the funny thing about it, is that it wasn’t even the only set of leggings I saw, it’s just to say that the legging has trickled up the fashion chain of command that old ass 79 year old pussy is jacked up in them…..and even that is hot to me…..

I was out of the house today and in 4-5 minutes I counted 4-5 leggings, maybe even more than that….one was a mom with a big fat mom ass and I liked it, one was some hot college looking chick with a big round ass in her leggings, and it just went on and on, and these aren’t leggings of the past where there’s any discretion, a sweater around the waist tor ruin the legging’s purpose, it’s crop tops and leggings pulled so far up the ass that I can see their fucking uteruses and/or colons and it’s WILDD times, be careful out there….

This is a tight pants round-up.

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2022

25

Oct

Sarah Hyland Creepy Creeper Creeping in a Creepy Bikini of the Day

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I guess I’m a Sarah Hyland hater, but when you think about, I am a hater of all celebrity bitches and I don’t even like their tits, I just like to reduce them to their tits, because it’s the most basic and interesting thing they have to fucking offer….because their acting, public figure, words of wisdom, bragging, output, products, are zero fucking appealing and I can’t imagine people actually give a fuck about the weird chick from a hit sitcom who got paid….

So yeah, she’s got a ton of money, my opinion of her being a freakish freak who looks like she’s got primordial dwarfism, her organs don’t even like being inside her so they tap out, but she still drinks, because that’s what you do with weird failed kidneys, so looks old as shit an even edited, even face injected, she’s just as fucking scary, even in paradise with her tits out….yet here I am reposting it like it’s porn, because I know you’re less of a hater just into the tits and I’m here to serve you like the bottom feeder I am.

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2022

25

Oct

Jordyn Jones Half Naked Selfie of the Day

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I don’t know if this is content ripped from Jordyn Jones’ Onlyfans, which is basically her whore den where she sells provocative content to the pervert fans who want to jack off to her half naked, but I do know that if I paid money for this I’d be really fucking mad because you can’t see the fucking asshole…..PRETTY fucking bold of her in her scamming, even if she’s getting away with not being naked, she should be punished for misleading and not delivering the fucking goods…..shit or get off the pot or shit in the pot for the weirdos into shit porn….but a bikini selfie can suck a fucking dick, or needs to be sucking a fucking dick, if it wants me to pay a monthly fee….which makes me ask what kind of losers out there are making this girl rich from her subscription site when this is the lazy ass content being put out there. It makes me fucking mad and I’m not even paying for it, if anything I am stealing it and her legal team will come a knocking, because that’s what deep pocket whores do…

I get that if you can get away with whoring on such a basic, PG-13 level, you can justify it not being whoring, plus she’s from white trash Michigan and probably saw real desperate whoring first hand….sucking dicks for clean water and meth….

I get that she wants her whoring to be SFW so she can still tap into her big lucrative brand deals, since she’s like an influencer with millions of followers even though you’ve never heard of her….keep it safe and brands will support your whoring….and pretend to be SEX positive or some shit….

I get that the state of the world is that if you have 8 million followers, you can make more selling bikini pics than selling brands or TV producers to make a Jordyn Jones reality show or dance video or some shit….

SELL NUDES, REWARD PROSTITUTION….rock on.

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2022

25

Oct

Lottie Moss has Tits On of the Day

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I don’t know when these Lottie Moss pictures are from, I just know that she’s got her tits out, which may be purchased tits, but they are still her tits, you haters, and yeah, I hate fake tits, but when a celebrity model who I think was one of the hottest models of the 90s has a half sister mooching off her name, seeing some success from the association, only to decide that showing her tits in a provocative way for money, which is a totally different kind of showing her tits for fashion or on the exclusive luxury yacht like her sister, but the end result is still the same, TITS!

I do know that I like these pictures of Lottie Moss, despite her augmentation because they feel like a bootleg badly lit photoshoot that I would direct or produce, because snapshots are far more fun then weird produced nonsense….so I feel like this is my pace, my style, my interest level….maybe Lottie Moss and I are creative soul mates that will never be, even though together we could do so much, or maybe I’m just a simple minded pervert who just likes the toplessness, even if it’s old, it’s new to me, even if it’s old, I still stare at nudes I have leftover from the 90s, it’s like NAM flashbacks motherfucker, but better, at least for the girls in them, who are now 50.

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2022

25

Oct

Brie Larson is an Old Weathered Hag and You’re Crazy to Buy into her Hype of the Day

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One of the unpopular opinions I seem to have, which doesn’t really bother me since I am unpopular based on decades of unpopular opinions, is that Brie Larson is a fucking scam.

So anytime I hear some nerd fuck loser who likes comic book movies try to celebrate Brie Larson like she’s some hot hollywood pussy, I just know they are indoctrinated idiots who buy into the propaganda.

It’s not the first time some wet rag of a woman is packaged like she’s hot because it is in the marketing machine’s best interest to have hot enough chicks who can remember their lines as the A-Listers who get paid….it’s the foundation of transactional sex almost all of Weinstein’s girls who turned on him were going for, because you can’t make them all stars and once they fuck your deformed dick off, literally leaving the 5-star hotel with pieces of his rotting gangrenous cock inside them, and they don’t end up top billed star, they get mad and apparently get even…..WHO HAS THE LAST LAUGH NOW WEINSTEIN…the fucking whores do.

Anyway, not to make this about that LEGEND, it’s about another bitch they are trying to make into a legend and I am looking at her thirst trap, attempt to game social media, to stay relevant and prove her status as important, even though Russian women and Brazilian women who show 50% of their assholes have more followers than her, and she a TOP billed starlet, how can that be, she can’t say it’s from lack of trying, because her whole existence since she was 17 or younger has been tryijng, which based on her hard, beat up face, seems like a LONG fucking time ago.

I’d wikipedia her to see how old they claim she is, but her face is screaming mid-40s, menopausal, taking up marathon running because the kids are off to college.

She’s a fucking monster, she is zero hot and I am sure her acting is not compelling enough to suck anyone with a brain in, but unfortunately, the majority of fan boys who even watch movies, don’t have fucking brains….if they did they’d be hustling social media to get rich enough to buy a slag like this trash. Remember this is her pics she thinks are hot enough to share, a little bold, a little cocky, a little confident, isn’t she……has she not seen what HOT chicks of the internet look like, or is this her rebranding herself as older and wiser, ready for the mom roles…..not very FUN, just a reminder that Hollywood has WRONGED us for TOO long……and a new HOLLYWOOD is needed.

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2022

25

Oct

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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The foundation of the internet is the bikini pictures, you don’t really need me to tell you why, or how the bikini is the single outfit that created a generation of exhibitionist sluts who may identify as a sex worker but probably don’t, and prefer calling you a misogynistic toxic male for leaving lewd comments on their bikini pics that they use for clout, likes, follows and money…..MILLION or MULTI million dollar businesses were made off the bikini pic…and not even from selling bikinis….but from selling bikini pics to lame as soya boy losers who don’t know women don’t respect SIMP CUCK FUCKS who pay them for bikini pics, they prefer the guy who calls them a whore…..figure it out….idiots…

Here’s a swimwear round-up….