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2012

07

Sep

Kate Upton Huge Monster at FNO of the Day

Kate Upton at Fashion Night Out is like watching National Geographic Channel…because she’s a monster of a woman who people have accidentally confused for a hot woman…cuz she has big tits and takes a decent picture…but who when you see out amongst real humans you can tell she’s just big as fuck and hiding a belly that was bound to happen the day she put on her 36 DD bra….it was just a matter of time before her metabolism slowed down and she morphed into Anna Nicole Smith…..a future that’s not too far away….but that isn’t amongst us yet…so staring at her tits, ignoring her stomach, is the best strategy to enjoy her….

Here’s the video of the beast…..shot from the gut up…for obvious reasons….

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2012

07

Sep

Kelly Brook’s 2013 Calendar of the Day

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Kelly Brook has really fucking put her 32 year old huge fucking tits to work the last few months….I can only assume it is because she knows she only has a few more months, maybe a year left in her and she’s gotta bank as much as she can, cuz you know that she looks at herself in the mirror and sees nipples aiming more towards the ground, wrinkles violating her face, and goes to sleep hearing screams of her uterus saying feed me…something she did a few months ago, before deciding it was best for the family to squash that move, and instead make money….and little fetus who may or may not be in a jar on her bedside table, as a beacon of what she sacrificed and a tool to inspire her to go that extra mile in her push to be the best big tits she can….and for that I commend her…cuz I hate babies, hate ruined mom bodies, love huge titties, on a body that’s making money getting half naked….Kelly Brook is an inspiration to us all and here’s her 2013 calendar she shot for the 1% of the population who still use calendars….all in their fucking late 70s…as the rest of us rock our smart phones…

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2012

07

Sep

Miley Cyrus in a Weird Photoshoot of the Day

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Miley Cyrus released some new pics on her website…with her new hair…and some were semi-slutty…but not slutty enough for my liking…since there was no labia being spread….or objects being inserted…even though pics of Miley alone give me boners…because she’s at her fucking hottest…she’s built to last…good country structure that isn’t country at all but that is fucking skinny…in ways I want to explore with my tongue….I mean as long as she remains in pictures…because you know that as soon as you’re in a room with her…she’s loud and attention seeking…not damaged enough to realize that she’s not as important as she thinks she is….only surrounded by friends who use her..suck up to her and help inflate her brat bubble that I’d like to fill up with me semen.

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2012

07

Sep

Pauley Perrette Scares Me in Her Bikini of the Day

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Before today….I had no idea who Pauley Perrette was…I just assumed she was some teen nobody who got famous because she was handicapped….you know a retard…or mongloid if you’re into vintage throwback terms for waterheads…not that there’s anything wrong with being handicapped, or famous for having Downs Syndrome….I figure if you have Downs, you might as well exploit it, cuz when you’re famous your Downs doesn’t seem to matter as much, as groupies are more willing to suck you off….just look at Mini-Me as a special olympics idol…dude gets pussy that would never fuck him pre-celebrity…cuz girls are whores and drawn to status even if that status comes with things that society deems freakish or abnormal…

That said, she’s not a handicap teen, she’s actually 43 years old….and she’s tweeting bikini erotical…

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2012

07

Sep

Jasmine Lennard Celeb Big Brother Leaked Nude of the Day

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Jasmine Lennard is some UK celebrity who people in the UK probably don’t consider a celebrity, becasue all she’s really done is big brother…but she does have wikipedia page so that must mean something…more importantly…she recently had a nude pic of her leaked to twitter that she is now publicly fighting….even though it is safe to say that she was the one involved in the picture in the first place…mainly because she is in the fucking thing…and now one would really even notice the shit got leaked if she wasn’t being a fucking annoyance about it….I guess that’s what happens when you are a rich bitch with a ririch father and a Chanel model mother who probably resented you you’re entire life for ruining their fun and being annoying…hence why she’s using her resources to achieve this Kim Kardashian level of bullshit fame…without even releasing a video…when everyone knows this is the video era…you aren’t shit unless dick is in your mouth in motion….

The funniest thing is that shee has a kid with Shifty from Crazytown, the crackhead who was on all the rehab shows….who hasn’t done shit in a decade and who can barely afford a pot to piss in after his one-hit-wonder fizzled out….

Awesome strategy on her party….let’s have a kid with the poor drug addict who was once famous…..I guess the good news is she’s got a nice lookin pussy from this angle…meaty in the good way not the mangled rape victim hacked up way….

Either way, she’s a good girl. I like the way she plays.

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2012

07

Sep

Some Pregnant Holly Madison Bikini Pics of the Day

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Holly Madison made it in life as a nude model in Playboy and I guess she’s out endorsing her out of wedlock, statistic in training, future criminal with a criminal father and stripper who pretends to be more than a stripper mother genetic pool, fetus that is polluting her uterus the only way she knows how….by posing in a bikini….once a whore always a whore…a constant that makes me happy in this cold miserable evil filled world….

She’s not ready to drop porn fetish worthy yet, but when she is, you’ll probbaly be sure to see her spread eagled…cuz that’s just the kind of lady she is.

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2012

07

Sep

Elena Gomez Hot Immigrant in Maxim Portugal of the Day

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Elena Gomez is on some Selena Gomez kick…but that’s just because they have the same spic name, only instead of being a Mexican or Puerto Rican or Cuban or Dominican or whatever the fuck Bieber’s beard who sex offended him like she was Usheer is….this Elena Gomez is OG Spanish, straight from fucking Spain…and I’m guesing she’s some kind of Glamour Model, doing the whole UK Glamour model half naked hustle, but maybe she’s more relevant and important than that….but we will never know, cuz this is probably the last time we see her name, cuz we are North American, we have our own local vagina to fixate on….and we only like imports when they are fucking our men, or in our movies, and based on this Elena bitch’s stance, talent is not someething that is gonna take her international…

Always judge a book by its cover….

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2012

07

Sep

Rihanna Kisses Chris Brown at the VMAs of the Day

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I didn’t watch the VMAs cuz I am not 12….but I do know, thanks to Rihanna and Chris Brown that love doesn’t die when you stage being beat up because hollywood and celebrity is a fucking lie….you see cuz famous people have no fucking souls…especially when bitches like Rihanna is the source….it’s all about getting fucking hits…and no one really knows the actual truth…but what we do know is that they milked the fuck out of this hard…and still are…cuz that’s just the way this bullshit world fucking works….Who cares, oh right, millions of people who are buzzing about his, even if it doesn’t fucking matter……even if Chris Brown did hit the bitch, we should only be mad he didn’t kill her. She’s the worst and this just proves it…she should not be kissing anyone who beat the shit out of her….what type of message does this teach the tweens who care about this shit…to stay with an abuser? I guess coupled with her highly sexed up songs about the smell of sex, she’s helping breed a bright tomorrow. The worst.

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2012

07

Sep

Purple Magazine’s Naked Hipsters Shot By Terry Richardson Fashion Porn of the Day

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Here are: Ali Michael, Agatha Moreira, Ashika Pratt, Charlie Paille,
Clara Settje, Emily Van Raay, Hannah, Iggy Igumenova, Jade McSorley, Kristel van Valkenhoef, Lauren Buys, Melinda Radar, Nadya Panchenko, Neelia Moore, Samantha York, Sara Sampaio, Staz Lindes, Stella Maxwell, Stephanie Cam and Tessa Vander Weyden

Some of the topless, all of the no names trying to get noticed, who jumped at the chance to be shot by Terry Richardson for a high profile fashion mag….and I don’t know who is who, because they probably don’t know who is who, but I do know who is doing a decent job of this model shit, and that’s the topless ones, cuz topless really separates the serious ones from the garbage….sure not all these girls are hot, not all of them have great tits, but I like their spirit….they have the right attitude…

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2012

07

Sep

Elisabetta Canalis is Hot and Showing Nipple for Max Italy of the Day

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George Clooney’s ex girlfriend is amazing….proving that once a groupie whore, always a whore, cuz whores know how to work it and whores know how to get what they want without using much more than their tits, ass and pussy, and I like that she’s managed to increase her profile, just by inserting a dick in her…if only shoving random things in my ass would make me famous or high profile…no homo….girls have it easy…all it takes is having a vagina and this bitch looks hot as fuck.

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