DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2012

20

Aug

Candice Swanepoel’s Awesome Fitness for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is pretty perfect….except for the AIDS shit that annoy all South Africans when I bring it up…because unlike Candice Swanepoel, they didn’t get the fuck out the first chance they had….but instead they stuck around risking HIV transmission every time they dance too close to someone, share a drink, get sneezed on, hold hands, or sniff dirty panties/bike seats…..She’s fit, she’s rich, she’s hot as fuck and even when posing in boring catalog shots…I want to get her pregnant….and I hate babies, pregnancy, but appreciate hot pussy and K-Fed’s work ethic….and sometimes that overpowers all….

Boring pics, hot women….get up on it.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

20

Aug

Kate Upton is a Fucking Tank of the Day

4 Comments »

I get SO MUCH fucking hate about this Kate Upton pig….because I call her fat, or a fat chick in training, because the simple fact that all busty girls at 18, have guts that catch up eventually, no matter how hard they try, cuz being DD and thin at 18 doesn’t last….and struggling with food as her metabolism slows down….becomes the fucking reality…

Well, I think this pic proves that the proof is in the pudding, the same pudding Kate Upton’s been eating too much of…

Amazing how good I am at calling these things..

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

20

Aug

Amanda Seyfried Hard Nipples in Work Out Gear of the Day

2 Comments »

Amanda Seyfried was my favorite for about a minute a few years ago and I don’t really know what I liked about her…but assume it had to do with hr willingness to get naked in movies….at the same time as filming Disney movies…confusing me and her tween fans into trying to figure out why she was wholesome and G-Rated one month, and eating out Julianne Moore the next month, but her rocking tits on her small frame made it all ok….what also made it ok was knowing that Lohan wishes she pulled off what Amanda Seyfried has pulled off, you know this bitch came in and did a better job of it….and here she is with hard nipples…in workout gear…and I like it….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2012

20

Aug

Jojo’s Shitty Ass in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

1 Comment »

The name Jojo fucking annoys me….how can a bitch be taken seriously…or at least be treated like anything but a worthless stripper whore when she tells you her name is Jojo with a straight fucking face…I don’t care if she is just riding her branding from when she was a tween and JoJo was a cute idea…or if she is actually tacky enough to go by this stupid fucking name…but I do know she takes a lot of bikini pics from afar for instagram because her bikini body is better from far…and far from good…but with my low standards and appreciation for girls who have been fucked by black guys…good enough.

Posted in:JoJo

2012

20

Aug

Coco’s Ridiculous Photoshoot of the Day

3 Comments »

Coco is fucking disgusting to me…but I don’t hate her for it…I mean I can’t hate every pig of a woman who gets half naked and flashes half her vagina, or sometimes her whole vagina, while rocking a fat dumpy ass implanted ass and some fake tits, like some gutter hooker trash that she clearly is and that she is clearly good at, cuz unlike other gutter hooker trash, she secured a millionaire Hip Hop legend to be her john….if anything, I appreciate that she exists…and inspires more girls to be like this….or at least give me some weirdness to try to understand…despite being trashy, unnecessary and not very pretty….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER MODELING A SILVER WEIRD BATHING SUIT
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Coco

2012

20

Aug

Michelle Hunziker in a Thong of the Day

No Comments »

The fascinatiing thing about this ass…is not that it belongs to super famous Michelle Hunziker…who I have done posts on but still don’t know what she is…or what she does…or really why I am even posting her shit…

I do know that she’s a mom…who like many whores had her kid when she was 18…probably trying to trap a man and secure her future with monthly paymens….a kid who is now 18…..and hot….but not quite as hot as her older, more experienced mother who bounced back from that pregnancy to become something this in her early 40s…something almost unhuman…but more importantly…a kid who is still hot enough to fuel mom/daughter fantasies we all have….at least tha I have…it is the whole reason I became a stepfather…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Michelle Hunziker

2012

20

Aug

Christina Milian Does the Pool at a Ghetto Casino of the Day

No Comments »

Christina Milian brought her mom body, semi-black woman thickness out in a bikini at some really pretigious/luxurious/ghetto as fuck east coast Indian reserve Casino pool party that is trying to mimic Vegas trashy pool parties and she instagrammed it…I am sure the local retirees who pulled up in their RVs were impressed.

My favorite part of the experience wasn’t her t-shirt top she wore to avoid showing off wrecked, ravaged, not so fit mom body….but was her dimple cellulite ridden thighs….she couldn’ hide unless she was swimming in pants…

Awesome

Posted in:Christina Milian

2012

20

Aug

Octomom’s Amazing Song of the Day

No Comments »

Show NSFW Content

I was emailed this Octomom song the other day, because Octomom has been making moves…she has embraced her bottom feeding status and figured, she’s already got no shame, is hated, has no self respect and can’t make any money taking the high road….no matter hard she tried…so instead she just went fucking gutter…porn and making shitty music…like a low level Paris Hilton / Kim Kardashian only older and with a tighter vagina…you know cuz having her 8 kids projected out of her is hardly as damaging as what those other embarrassments to humanity have put in their vaginas…

Either way, take a listen to this shit, and dance….

Posted in:NSFW|Octomom

2012

20

Aug

Noot Seear Titty Photoshoot of the Day

No Comments »

Noot Seear is some model from Canada who worked her way onto the Twilight movies….movie I have never seen, refuse to see, so I can’t tell you her involvement in them, but knowing your social skills, and virgin loser background, you probably have a model of her that you carved out of your dried semen, to complete your whole twilight cast semen-action figures and there’s nothing wrong with that…unless you’re trying to make friends…which we can assume you aren’t…

Here are some pics of Noot and her awesome immigrant name posing half naked for a photographer…cuz that is how you get noticed.

Posted in:Noot Seear

2012

20

Aug

Jennifer Aniston’s Bra on Set of the Day

1 Comment »

Jennifer Aniston, recently engaged, which is a good thing cuz based on her face….the best has come and gone….and it is all down hill from here…and she knows it…hence why she paid off a dude to end up with her…unless she curved her cunt behavior that scared every man between Brad Pitt and this one run….is showing her bra on set and I don’t think it is a hot thing in any way, cuz at a certain age, we like to keep the bra’s in the shirt, unless we are drunk and making bad judgement calls…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston