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2012

28

Aug

Heidi Klum Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Most guys hate knowing a girl banged a black guy….possibly cuz they are racist…or maybe cuz they fear competiting with their athleticism and rumored huge penis….because I have never met a white guy…not even a wigger who was proud knowing his bitch had gone black at one point in her life…but I’m not like most guys…I love it…cuz I know that the girl in question is a dirty little slut…who likes to get fucked hard…and who gives into her animal instinct and carnal desire…and that makes for good times…even if my penis doesn’t touch the walls of her vagina…cuz shit’s been so ravaged….Heidi Klum is one of those naughty girls and she still looks great in a bikini…

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2012

28

Aug

Bar Refaeli Fat Back in a Bikini of the Day

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Like the pig of a woman I just saw buy a chocolate bar…Bar Refaeli is thick….but her bathing suit is riding up her pretty thick ass cheeks that as far as I am concerned look boxy and square as fuck..you know cuz her ass is eating the shit…since based on her size….her shit is always hungry and always eating whether it be shorts, celebrity cock, donuts…or anything it can to make it feel good and validated….cuz she’s dead on the inside…as she slowly transforms into a Jewish mother…all cured meat, kosher and built like Roseanne….but I guss she’s not quite there yet….

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2012

28

Aug

Eva Herzigova Titties for Antidote Magazine of the Day

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Eva Herzigova is showing her old hot nipples for a fashion magazine I have never heard of and I like it more than the dude I just saw reading “O” Magazine in the park pretends to like his fat dumpy loud wife who was tending to her bratty fucking kids screaming….and not how much he really likes his wife…which is not at all cuz it was clear on his face, behind the smile of Oprah on the cover of a magazine he traded his testicles in for, that he hated her for ruining his fucking life, stealing his freedom and his soul…. while she spends his money and bosses him the fuck around….a story that ends in murder suicide for them…and hot pics of Eva Herzigova, retired model who still models… for me….

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2012

28

Aug

Mel B in Bikini Ass in Australia of the Day

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Like eating a vegan sausage at a lesbian bar….her are some pics of Mel B, the Spice Girl better known as Eddie Murphy’s jump off he accidentally knocked up…but denied knocking up…cuz that’s what you do with whores who are just out to ruin your life…provided they don’t have the resources to file for paternity tests like the whores I know… allowin you to change your name, move and pretend it never happened….and not paying out millions to a bitch who doesn’t need millions…all cuz she wanted the world to know she’s not a whore with a fatherless child…when really she is a whore with a fatherless child…I mean unless the new husband grabbing her ass like a farm animal in heat has taken up the job….there’s always a sucker willing to stepfather for hot ass…..

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2012

28

Aug

Sojourner Morrell Jalouse France September Sept 2012 of the Day

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Lesbian hipster with uneventful tits sojourner morrell….showed her uneventful tits for Jalouse France in what was only a hot shoot if you have an equestrian fetish…you know all hard for a hot bodied rich chick on a horse or with a horse…all strong legged and capable of controlling a massive beast in riding pants and riding boots and a helmet that will protect her when she’s got her face pressed into a stable wall as you stable hand her from behind….shoveling her shit with your dick from the stall that is her asshole….if you know what I mean….

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2012

28

Aug

Sarah Harding Hot Body in Bikini of the Day

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SARAH HARDING is some UK popstar trash who made it big, at the peak for her, as the second hottest girl in a fabricated girl group called GIRLS ALOUD….with their clever name and her ripped body….coupled with Cheryl Cole, who you know she probably cant’ stand because the public liked her best….motivating this one to work harder….and with work comes a toned stomach and with a toned stomach comes me….

If you know what I mean….

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2012

28

Aug

Nina Dobrev Bra for Ocean Drive of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is a vampire slut, or at least she plays one on TV, which but she isn’t a vampire at all, but some cunt who gets paid to lie to the world….but I can say she doesnt have a soul, she sold that shit for this vile fucking career….But I hear she has a great appreciation for the Mexican culture…at least that’s what my friend told me…who caught this Nina Dobrev bitch smearing guacamole all over her pussy in the bathroom at their high school….a story I can’t validate but can masturbate to.

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2012

28

Aug

Dani King Gold Medal Cyclist Bikini Pics of the Day

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Her name is Dani King and if you’re a weirdo who gets off to the Olympics cuz you only have one channel and like masturbating to TV, you’re probably aware of her…..

The truth is that athletes are fit and fit is better than fat…cuz fat is disgusing…and fit means she puts in fucking work…has stamina to bounce on my dick for an hour and despite her broad shoulders and narrow hips…her high testosterone from her muscle mass actually leads to serious fucking horniness…and aggression she likes getting fucked out of her…..

Sure holding onto her 5% body fat that is rock hard and not quite erotic and soft and lady like like you’re used to may be weird at first….but when you see she doesn’t gas out as easily….even when getting choked…her drive, focus and winning attitude comes in handy…not to mention all that endorsement money….good times…

Either way, She’s Gold Medal Winning Cyclist…and she’s in a Bikini…

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2012

28

Aug

Emma Stone Boring for Interview Magazine of the Day

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Emma Stone is boring for Interview Magazine’s latest issue….which makes sense…because Emma Stone is boring everywhere….

I know, virgin losers get mad when I say she isn’t hot, or that her mouth annoys me, or that she’s overrated and just well marketed to the virgin loser market…because that’s what the evil corporations and Hollywood want…but the to those of us who don’t care about who the love interest is in comic book movies…or other shit targeted to virgin losers….we can see her for what she is…dull at fucking best….and I think the genius team at Interview captured that perfectly..they are the best in the industry at bringing out a person’s personality…or in Emma Stone’s case…her lack of one….

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2012

28

Aug

Candice Swanepoel Half Naked for a Victoria’s Secret Fragrance of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is a lovely bikini model who I think looks great half naked…probably better than most half naked girls…because she is fit and most girls are feeding their sugar addictions with carbs and ice cream…especially on hot summer days…cuz any excuse works for them….you see cuz I walk by an ice cream shop every once in a while…even it is consistently filled with chicks talking about boy problems…or the stresses of their insignificant, irrelevant lives….I assume they are the same girls who shit on girls like Candice for being ripped and amazing…and getting paid for it….ya’ll are just jealous….cuz you’re too lazy to look like this…even though looking like this is all men ask of you.

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