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2012

16

Aug

Charisma Carpenter in a Pink Dress of the Day

Charisma Carpenter is some grandmother aged actress who was in Buffy the Vampire Slayer….and I am only posting her pics for he grandfather aged virgin nerds on the site who used to jerk off to her while imagining her as their wife….cuz I know that your virgin loser status makes you pretty committed to the object of your desire – even 20 years later….loyalty….

The funny thing about Charisma Carpenter is that she was almost raped by Henry Hubbard Jr a serial rapist….and involved in his convinction…which probably isn’t that good of a thing to any of you rapists who hate bitches who tell on you…but it makes me think she may be open minded to living out some rape fantasies from her youth….cuz all almost rape victims love revisitng that shit…while all rape victims usually go lesbian…

Either way, she’s still kinda hot, despite her age…but I blame her vagina for making me think that.

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2012

16

Aug

Lana del Rey for H&M of the Day

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I am on the fence about this Lana De Rey bitch….I mean I’d obviously fuck the shit out of her til she can’t walk if given the chance…because she has a vagina…and that’s all I require for choosing who to sex 98 percent of the time….the other 2 percent of the time I just freestyle (ladyboys)….

I think her music is a scam, her career a sham…she’s just a rich kid with a dad willing to invest to keep her off the streets and humiliating the family…you know channel her weirdness into something bigger than life….even her weirdness is just typical rich kid weirdness that leads to hipsterism, trust fund millionaires, in 4,000 dollar a month artist lofts, doing pure cocaine all day, cuz that street shit cut with glass is for real artists….

But I’m not bitter, I don’t really care about her commercial hustle, or that she’s riding the wave of her youtube hits…I just think sex tape is always the better strategy than corporate spokesmodeling….

So I’m not sure if she’s hot or not, but her lips would be fun to fuck, all numb and unhuman…. I’m posting the pics for H&M anyway…

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2012

16

Aug

Doutzen Kroes Interracial Bikini Pics of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is the biggest DJ Whore of them all…partially because she’s a massive human being a model and all, you know cuz Models are always pushing 6 feet and broad…but mainly cuz she married some black DJ and had his baby, that she luckily bounced back from, with a rockin, ripped body, that usually doesnt happen to normal woman cuz they throw their sex appeal away, while she knows she has to maintain the shit, otherwise homie will just knock up other models while she’s at home eating ice cream…..but more importantly…that Victoria’s Secret will fire her cuz they don’t like fat chicks…which is a good thing for me…but in this Politically Correct, Bully Free World….that shit is unacceptable and I should recruit a fat chick coalition publicity stunt….lingerie is for fat people too….brought to you by DrunkenStepfather….the site who hates fat people but loves going up against big business….for press….kinda thing…

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2012

16

Aug

NYPD Shoot a Dog of the Day

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I have a dog, I consider him my only real friend or at least the only person I like, so seeing the jacked up, power hungry, power tripping NYPD cops shoot this dog makes me really fucking mad…I don’t care what their hot head, quick fire reasons are, I don’t care about September 11th or that they all think they are fucking heros….they are evil people and they need to be fucking punished for their crimes on an innocent dog who was just being loyal to its master….

I fucking hate people….especially when they fuck with dogs. This video is the fucking worst.

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2012

16

Aug

Kate Moss Hangs Out With Her Daughter for the First Time Ever and I Have Proof of the Day

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In the decade I have been running this site, I have done a lot of Kate Moss posts, I find her hot and more importantly, I liked her rockstar lifestyle….

I always found it funny to laugh at her dating a heroin addict crackhead singer in a band who you know had herpes, meaning she has herpes too, herpes she probably had long before thanks to fucking everyone…life as a top modle making millions….

I always found it funny that when she was out being topless on luxury yachts, coked up and living like a party slut, that she had a kid, a kid she was never shot with, cuz her kid was somewhere else being raised by staff or some shit…

But finally, they are together, it what may be the first time.

Deadbeat, luxurious, party slut mothers you don’t know are mothers cuz of all the blow on their faces at 5 am….are the best.

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2012

16

Aug

Miley Cyrus is a See Through Sea Punk from the Future of the Day

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Sea punk is some weirdness I’ve accidentally walked into at bars that are like goth, hippie, hipster weirdos with street punk hairstyles, outfits from the future, men who look like women and women who look like men, that I guess has trickled down into Miley’s hollywood, candy coated world, and that she’s channeled in her own style that everyone is falling in love with, and that I only care about cuz it involves legs, shorts tights, see through shirts and a fit young skinny body I want to K-Fed….

She’s amazing…

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2012

16

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Chick Bikini of the DAy

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These Kim Kardashian bikini pics for twitter are amazing…cuz Kim Kardashian is wearing a fat chick bikini you see middle aged women wear cuz their stomachs are as toned as a slaughted animal on the side of the road in an african village during a famine….ravaged and abused…you know one of those outfits they think compliments their bodies but really looks like fucking hell….or like bitch is into infantilism and trying to cover her adult diaper that in Kim Kardashian’s case is actually made of fat and not Pampers….and her incontenience of bladder control leakage is usally in the form of being peed on by Ray J in sex tapes that launch her career….a career that shouldn’t have ever happened….

She looks horrible. I dare you to try jerking off to this…unfortunately, I’ve jerked off to worst…and know you can pull this one off….that doesn’t make her any less disgusting!

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2012

16

Aug

Kate Upton Hiding her Gut for Twitter of the Day

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Kate Upton posted these pics to twitter….she’s a bikini model who I call a fat chick in training….because she’s really a fat chick in training…and I think she realizes that her gut is catching up to her tits…skinny legs or not…she’s sloppy….cuz why else would she be posting pics from the belly button up…this is some Secret Internet Strategy….that I’ve been tricked by so many times to know it when I see it….but at least she’s got awesome sized tits and a loyal fan base….and more importanlty a few more years before actually turning into Anna Nicole Smith…

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2012

16

Aug

Elaine Alden – New York Knick’s Landry Fields’ Groupie Pussy Pics of the DAy

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I love no name groupie pussy who gold dig their way onto the cock of professional athletes, cuz professional athletes tour all kinds of cities, have more money than they know what to do with and and end up in bars and hotels in all kinds of cities, where they meet all kinds of sluts they would otherwise never meet who work as bar maids, bottle service girls and party sluts….and spot opportunity…but it take s certain kind of opportunist cocktail waitress slut to turn it all around and make motherfucker call her his gf so that she can call her low level self a model in hopes one day she’ll get booked as a model to help pay off her implants…I mean unless her scam to get knocked up by the motherfucker works first….

Her name is Elaine Alden and these are her self shot pics for the internet….She’s Hot. I’m in Love.

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2012

16

Aug

Shania Shaik Naked for GQ Italy of the Day

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I don’t know anything about this model Shania Shaik, but I don’t that THIS FACEBOOK IS NOT HER … but more importantly, I know that she’s modeling kinda naked for September’s GQ Italy and that is almost as exciting as the two teen lesbians, they were actually hot and normal looking hipster girls, and not beefcake, small penis syndrome, angry lesbians I am used to….and they were tickling each other….in some fucking weird, yet erotic enough to give me a boner way….so here is Shania Shaik, totally unrealted to those teen tickling lesbians I now love, but will never love, cuz they were molested, hate cock, and lesbian is trendy…and so should Shania Shaik.

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