2012
03
Aug
Turns out that GQ Russia is a fucking porn magazine that gets pornstars posing naked as most porn mags do….and that makes it substantially better than all the other GQ magazines around the world that aren’t pornographic…even though porn is what the people want to fucking see…
She’s a Vivid contract girl and Vivid are my homies, so I am kind hurt they have not send her up to film a scene on my dick, according to her wikipedia she’s a lesbian, but my clit sized dick and fishy scent can double as a vagina if she’s medicated enough…
She’s playing the next Emmanuelle, which is apparently a big deal….but I just like that she doesn’t have fake tits, but more importantly, that the Russian have beat the Americans to bringing porn to the mainstream, like they beat the Americans at Space Travel and in most Olympics back when they were communist….
Good times…
Posted in:Allie Haze|NSFW
2012
03
Aug
I haven’t watched the Olympics at all, I don’t give a fuck about them, but saw this video of the hottest Olympic pussy edit and figured that since you’re a gang of perverts, I might as well post it for you…1,000,000 people have seen it, it was posted 10 days ago, I’m really on the fucking ball with this one….the good news is that I didn’t even bother watching it but expect you to….
Posted in:Olympics
2012
03
Aug
Jennifer Aniston is old as fuck….unable to have children both because no man was every crazy enough to lock himself down to her, even though I would….but also because her boxy body is screaming menopause….she’s still trying to hold onto her glory days, you know to divert from the fact that she’s infertile and never going to have a family of her own thanks to her ego and being obsessed with her career….and she’s tapping into old tricks that were a success back in her Friends days…to show off those hard nipples and everyone will confuse her for being someone hot…when really she’s not…except maybe for that Greek thing, but all young girls go Greek these days, the above 30 crowd are the ones uptight about that shit cuz they didn’t grow up on hardcore anal porn and with Gay Best Friends who talk about dick in ass enough to make girls want to try it…..if you know what I mean….
Posted in:Jennifer Aniston
2012
03
Aug
We all know that Kim Kardashian is contrived….you know such an attention seeking scam…who has fed her daddy issue, spoiled brat, “everyone look at me” at the family dinner party ego, by leveraging it into TV…where she lives out a lie, as herself, and everyone watches and cares, all because it is on TV…the concept alone makes me worried about society….
I am convinced that she is so contrived, and trying so hard to keep what she has going, that these pics are either photoshopped skinnier, or of someone else pretending to be Kim Kardashian, because she’s so fake, such bullshit, this pile of garbage, that I am sure Kim Kardashian doesn’t even know who Kim Kardashian is…and the whole thing is really awkward…but at least she’s got tits….to focus on instead of all the evil she represents.
Posted in:Kim Kardashian
2012
03
Aug
Miranda Kerr is kinda hot. She should be a model. I mean the way she wears these outfits would make you think that a long lasting career in the shit would be successful.
You know she could break free from being the baby momma to some Orlando Bloom celebrity, so people can stop calling her the gold digging celebrity groupie fucker who puts holes in the condoms so that she gets knocked up and he is forced to be locked into her and pay her child support…only unlike mos gold diggers, she didn’t let herself go….
All I know is that someone should start paying her to get half naked in pics, cuz doing at as a hobby to keep busy, you know for friends and family has proven to be hot….
Posted in:Miranda Kerr
2012
03
Aug
Miley Cyrus has an amazing fucking body, which is all I really care about, because I don’t have the luxury of being in her entourage, or having her sit on my face, grinding against my chin, until she squirts….so I don’t get the benefits of listening to her whine, complain, like the annoying spoiled brat that she is….so in a lot of ways, those of us who don’t have to hear her talk, who don’t have to listen to her shit, and who don’t have to wipe her ass for her, even though we’d like that as long as we get to use our tongue as toilet baber….are the lucky ones, cuz we can just crop out her muppet head and jerk off and focus on her good parts…it is all about looking on the bright side of your pathetic facebook profile pic masturbation existence…
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2012
03
Aug
Glamour Model, Reality Star, turned scary as fuck monster, Jodie Marsh, who was once a little more delicate looking stripper trash, but who is now 33 and has taken up body building in order to lower her percentage body fat, grow out her clit, fake tan harder than before, and become a tatted up looking washed up stripper trash….decided to post some bikini pics on twitter….of her retarded huge tits…set against her musclular body that is probably good to dominate girls in the bedroom…who cares….girls in bikinis even if they have high testosterone are still girls as long as they have tits to distract from their testicles…
Posted in:Jodie Marsh
2012
03
Aug
Georgia Salpa is some Greek attention seeking big titty trash who is getting attention for being some big titty trash, by posting her big tities on the internet….Her claim to her 188,000 twitter follower fame is that she was on Celebrity Big Brother, even though she’s not quite a celebrity to being with and the celebrity she has become since doing the show is probably less to do with being on TV and more to do with showing off her fucking tits on the internet, a place for virgin losers who love tits cuz they never get to touch tits, something you know all too much about!!
Posted in:Georgia Salpa
2012
03
Aug
I didn’t find Claire Danes hot back when she was a teenager on My So Called Life…and I don’t find her hot now….which isn’t a big surprise…since 17 year old versions of 35 year old bitches are always substantially better, and even if she was hiding behind 90s oversized sweaters, ill fitting jeans, bad hair dye jobs, and all else she had working against her, mainly Jared Leto…she still wasn’t worth the money she made and fame she got from being on a fucking show for all the whiney teenage girls filled with angst to relate to….like watching a girl on her period every week….when you don’t have to be….her so called life that everyone shoulda ignored….
She’s doing GQ, she’s slutting out, and I guess the good news is that unlike all the girls who idolized her growing up, she’s not fat.
Posted in:Claire Danes
2012
03
Aug
The highlight of my day is always leaving the house and taking in all the amazing legs in little shorts the world has to offer.
It is way more fun to jerk off to than to the pics of the same girls posting pics of their legs on instagram….true story…
Here are some morning links…
Ever Seen a Fire Tornado? Neither Have I – VIDEO
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The 50 Prettiest Faces in Sports
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The Jackson Family Are Out of Their God Damned Minds of the Day
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LOL Cats of the Day – VIDEO
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Heather Locklear Has Still Got It
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The 20 Craziest Ads Currently On Craigslist
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Free Cam Shows, Happy Friday (NSFW)
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Busty Teen Lesbians Anyone? (NSFW)
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Pissed Pothead Farmer Crushes 7 Cop Cars with Tractor
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Sexy Jenny is Taking a Shower (NSFW)
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