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2024

03

Jul

Joey King’s Tits Out in a Fancy Tank Top of the Day

Joey King may have a face of an accountant, but JustJared, her stylist is doing all he can to celebrate her tits and turn her into some kind of sex bimbo to offset her previous nerdy girl who has a high GPA look.

She is currently in the number 1 show on a streamer, where she plays a Hollywood Assistant to Zac Effron who fucks her mom Nicole Kidman….in a movie that will remind you that Hollywood has lost their fucking minds because it was dog shit, from story to resolution, where girl becomes a movie producer boss in the industry and Efron the actor finds love to some menopausal 60 year old in a creepy fucking wig…

It’s just solid masturbatory bullshit, but through it all, Joey King has tits, just not very exploited tits, so luckily JustJared knows how to bring out the tits, since he’s been doing the celeb blog thing for over 20 years and understand TITS GET HITS…and since she has tits…GET THE HITS..

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2024

03

Jul

Rat Cow Promotes Necklaces Topless of the Day

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Rat Cow is a New York Times bestseller, which means she’s validated and important and that her opinion on being a whore matters.

The book is called body and I am sure she still pushes it every time she posts anything shameless and attention seeking because she sees her engagement with her content going down and fears the end of her scam happening.

The fact is, she’s one of those titty models who uses her tits to matter, who is first to say “don’t look at my tits’….”but look at my tits because without you looking at my tits, I won’t matter’…..”and since I have got a huge following of people looking at my tits, I can be mad at them for reducing me to my tits”….”but I’ll still use my tits to matter”…

Those aren’t direct quotes, but if I was her book editor back when she was pushing that libtard agenda, I would have been sure to incorporate some truth into her lie.

So she’s promoting some shit, topless grabbing at her tit, to not distract from the shit she is promoting, which I can’t tell you what it is, since I am the toxic male staring at her tit that her EMPIRE was built on cuz I sure ain’t lookin at that face…

Posted in:Em Rat Cow

2024

03

Jul

Avril Lavigne’s Short Legs on Stage of the Day

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I didn’t know they made legs this short in the cloning lab they created the Avril Lavingne replacement in, but apparently they do.

I don’t know if people get excited by Avril Lavigne in her 40s, since I don’t know anyone who got excited about Avril Lavigne in her 20s when she dropped that Skater Boy culture vulture bullshit they presented as skater pop-punk, that was really just shit.

I think her weird fucking legs in her post-Nickelback sex years back in concert, back on stage, cashing in despite being so short is fascinating but only because the legs are so short…how is there even a knee or dexterity in there, this whole leg is about as long as a calf but with a knee in it…WILD.

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2024

03

Jul

Starting the Day with Britney Spears Creepiness of the Day

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I have decided that Britney Spears is basically a premise of some kind of evil horror movie, where the girl was created by the industry in the Disney Cloning labs and the second she started going off course from their scheduled programming and became unpredictable, they killed her off, replaced her with a body double or medicated the fuck out of her under some conservatorship of her handler, who cared so much about her well being that they basically farmed her out to the world performing, the one place a jacked up on meds girl would do if she was living in a brothel and her pimp needed to make his rent money.

Anyway, I like to think this gapped tooth Britney they pretend is free is an imposter we’ve just accepted as Britney because we are dumb and believe what we are sold.

She feels like she produces hostage videos as she dances and tugs on her shorts….awkwardly and not like a top pop star would…

But her thick neck. and downward facing nipples make me think it is actually the real Britney….it’s just a lot sadder when it’s not some elaborate conspiracy of murder, body doubles, medication, scandal….and instead just some destroyed victim of abuse trying to figure it out weirdly…..

Regardless of whether this is Britney, AI, or a body double, whoever this is doesn’t run her social media…there are SINISTER forces at play.

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2024

03

Jul

Morgan Avery is the Instagram Of The Day

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I may not know what Morgan Avery’s hopes and dreams are. I don’t know her ethnic background or where she is from, what she does outside of her social media. But thanks to people being pretty predictable, I can make some pretty solid assumptions about all those things, not that I care about her quest for fame and money or dudes with fame and money that are rooked in by the near nudes, I’m more into the near nudes.

The girl has a great body and good face, it’s like she has no choice but to be putting it out there for all those dreams to come true…

She’s a signed model…this is what they do.

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

03

Jul

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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In a world of fat fucks….

Stay fit bitches…

It’s a competitive advantage and a way to live a longer more prosperous life in this hell we call society.

A little muscle mass goes a long way when the majory of people are fat sick fucks who are gross to look at…

Even when the clit starts looking like a dick because there’s no fat to hide it and there’s testosterone to turn it into a little clit dick…

Giving a clit a handjob is less gay than fucking an actual tranny…so for you closet cases out there…choose body building women to satisfy your giving handjob urges…and for the rest of us, fit girls are good to have around the house for chores, heavy lifting and athletic sex practices….or maybe they’ll even whip you into shape by association…either way, at least they aren’t fat fucks…

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2024

02

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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2 Girls – 1 cameltoe…

I like that all the fat girls and gross girls getting in on the fake argument of “don’t sexualize me, I’m just living with my tits out so that you notice me”…the whole “I am so tired of leaving the house being sexualized”…because I have no problem not sexualizing a pig bitch with no sex appeal and I’m the kind of guy who sexualizes everything, even sandwiches if they look at me the right way…

I prefer all the hot chicks laying out in the park in their bikinis jacked up their front holes, in efforts to catch a tan, who don’t complain about being sexualized because they get sexualized even in snow suits, even when dead cuz they are hot and they embrace that shit and don’t fucking talk about that shit…

While the fat uglies are th whiners bringing down the general vibe of sexualizing women..The ugly ones….unable to handle being sexualized by perverts even though it’s all they ever wanted growing up…and all they are trying to get from perverted dudes…and are only saying “don’t sexualize me” because they aren’t being sexualized the way they want to be….

Point of the story, make hot chicks great again and make fat uglies lonely, feeling sorry for themselves and too insecure to voice their opinion again….

The world is a better place when the good looking prosper and the uglies are kept in the ditch they belong…but you already know that…

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Zach Wilson’s Fiance in a Bikini
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Gabby Epstein in a Bikini
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Halsey is Channelling her Inner Britney
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2024

02

Jul

Jessica Alba’s Fat Mom Ass is Not on Ozempic of the Day

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In a world where all these 40 to 50 year old celebrities are fighting the rot as hard as they can, not realizing that the rot is not something you can really prevent, it’s nature you fucking idiots.

They get the fillers and look like the clown strippers, or take the Ozempic and look like a less fat clown, but still a clown…and they dress and think they are 20 because they buy into and commit to the instagram filters….while still being fucking clowns…

Dot com billionaire Jessica Alba may have the benefit of healthy living and half Mexicanism to slow down the rot, but it’s still a rot…and she probably has all the botox and fillers that make these woman look like stripper clowns too, it’s just less obvious when you’re looking at her fat mom ass is looking fat…

Sure it’s menopausal…and potentially not that fit, but when squeezed into tight pants, I appreciate it. If anything, this is the kind of thing I seek when I leave the house on my TIGHT PANT hunts that require very little work since bitches of all ages wear the tight pants, even VERY fucking old ladies…even if they shouldn’t…

Here’s ALBA’s FAT ASS in TIGHT PANTS…and the older I get, the more I appreciate a fat ass on a not so fat girl….but I still hate a fat ass on a fat girl..

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Posted in:Jessica Alba

2024

02

Jul

Heidi Klum’s Ye Ol’ Lady Tits on the Beach and Other Euro Vacation Titty of the Day

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These titty pics of Heidi Klum being an exhibitionist whore on the beach, likely for the paparazzi she hired, while back home in Europe where tits are bikini tops, and bikini tops are not worn…so that it appears that she’s less of a shameless whore or attention seeker when she does it but I know and you know that she’s as big of an attention seeker with her tits out as the instagram model trying to get some following spreading her ass daily on the platform hoping someone notices, she’s just more luxurious about it.

These are about two weeks old, I’m not really on the ball with menopausal tits…I prefer their 20 year old daughters with the giant tits to the old dried up, played out, used up, crumbs of many other men’s lunches…that her mom is.

I may have already posted these tits….because she’s still Heidi Klum, who I am sure sees herself as some kind of icon….I just forgot about them…

Here’s more titty content of hers on vacation…where is LENI in all this?

If you’re more into Heidi’s off spring since it’s not 100 fucking years old, here is LENI KLUM in her bikini with those giant tits:

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Posted in:Heidi Klum

2024

02

Jul

Zoey Deutch Has a Hard Nipple in a Bikini of the Day

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Zoey Deutch is some super famous celebrity actress chick who has been doing the celebrity acting thing thanks to the creepers at Disney since she was 15 years old.

I am sure it helped that her father was some famous film director who directed some of your favorite movies and that her mother was Caroline in the City, not that anyone watched Caroline in the City….but it was a different era in TV and when you only got one channel you jerked off to what you could get.

I am not against nepotism babies, I am actually all for eugenics and strategically breeding humans in hopes of perfecting the species.

I am not saying that Caroline in the City or the Director of Pretty in Pink are top tier humans that will make some kind of super human, but the idea is there…and that’s what fucking counts…

It’s some fuck your cousin to keep the species alive, but in a far more glamorous setting, plus a lot of rich and shitty kids bred by celebrities don’t even bother taking any of the opportunities they have because they are smart and have nothing to prove, so the fact that this one bothers is endearing…some work ethic or insecurity looking for validation and so long as her work involves near 30 year old nipple…I’m into it…because I am but a simple man that has not been bred to help push humanity forward, although I do have a third nipple which may be a sign of being highly evovled or highly retarded. I’m betting on retarded.

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