I guess you’d expect a dementia granny to be walking around the old folks home in her underwear, unsure of where she is or what she’s about to say….it’s probably a lot better than when you’re waken up in the middle of the night by one who lives next door, screaming at you because of their dementia terrors, forcing you to do the only humane thing you can and that’s slip the panties to the side and stick your fingers in, you know because when life gives you opportunity when you forget to lock the door…fuck it.

Katy Perry is attempting another go at her highly lucrative and popular pop career and I am hoping the world as a collective have realized she’s an old, outdated, out of touch, clunky clown who belongs at the local mall fairgrounds and not on the world stage.

She sees Taylor Swift getting it done and assumes she can make it happen for herself, unable to grasp that her first go was just a fluke, a one hit wonder they’ve ridden really hard because it’s made many people lots of money.

You probably don’t know this or care, but Katy Perry tried to do us all a favor back in 2013 when she tried to hire everyone working the Taylor Swift tour, to leave Taylor Swift without a crew so that her tour would have been forced to cancel….

Unfortunately, that story makes me like Katy Perry due to hating Taylor Swift, but I actually hate Katy Perry More…so the hope is her vindictive tour fails.

Anyway, the fat bitch with the barely fat enough tits to justify all this, has slimmed down due to hard diet and exercise and OZEMPIC because she’s lazy and I don’t think that makes her any less clunky.

I have a feeling she’s realizing how done she is, how old she is, how over she is and how she should just retire gracefully with all her money and opportunities….because she posted a video of her polishing trophies as part of an ad campaign, or maybe to prove she’s relatable cuz she dusts things, but it’s a terrible flex….forgetting that no one cares about these bullshit awards but the people who get them, since they are meaningless….but more importantly, the only way I want to see these 5 trophies are up inside her, being polished by her acidic pussy juice…..

Fuck Katy Perry and not in the way you want to fuck Katy Perry, in the OTHER way…

She’s still old and gross even less fat…but check out that cameltoe…

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I may be creeped out by Ozempic Katy Perry who decided that she’s not too old, despite being in her 40s, to go after another hit album or tour, in some kind of cash grab that I hope backfires because I can’t be the only person who can’t stand everything that is Katy Perry….her music, her image, her looks and even her tits, which are her most celebrated asset aren’t that fucking great…

I think they hype around her tits is really basic and based on the fact that nothing else about her is impressive or interesting so we as a people are told she’s magical by the powers that push this shit on us, so our brains HAVE to find something to latch onto and it’s usually tits.

I don’t know if you’ve ever fucked a gross chick, but I have, and the only way to bust is if you fixate on her least gross part….if that’s her nipple, her mouth, her chin, I don’t fucking care…

So Katy Perry fucking us with that shit music, makes us do the same thing so that we can accept the marketing lie….since her tits ARE NOT THAT GREAT.

Seeing her step up promotion and attention seeking harder than she has in years is desperation to me, but to her fans it’s probably exciting….

The only good thing about it is that she realized she needed to slim down, so she’s not doing this as an old fat chick, but instead an old chick trying to compensate for being old…

So when she releases her attention seeking smut, it’s less irritating…

Or when she stages an old school PANTY FLASH from our era of trashy celebs…it’s appreciated, even by the likes of me, who hate this clunky cunt….

A panty flash getting out of a car at an event…that shit is TIMELESS no matter the cunt being entrapped by the panty being flashed…

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