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2012

10

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Don’t tell internet girlfriends you are going to murder your pug if they don’t send you pussy pics….then send them pics of you shoving your pug into the bathtub tied to a cinder block….it won’t get you the pussy pics…if anything it will get you in trouble with the law…and who needs that…especially over shitty pussy pics….

Here are some links while I recruit real girlfriends to show me pussy by sitting on my face while on their period so had I can go antichrist on them..

These Tits are So Fucking Huge….But So Is the Rest of Her…Lookin’ Good Sweetheart…
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The World’s Fattest Living Woman Is Sexing The Pounds Off
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Pics of Each Girl in the ESPN Body Issue
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Julianne Hough Photoshoot Bullshit
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Anchor Woman Hs Brain Fart on TV
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Gallery: The 40 Hottest Actresses In Their 40s
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Kate Upton’s Sexy GQ Outtakes
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Kelly Brook Is In A Bikini
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Italy’s Channel 5 Bombshell Newscaster Can Stop Crime with her Tits – (NSFW)
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Woman Beats a Pastor With a Bible. Yes You Read That Right – VIDEO
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Angie is in a Black Bra and Panties (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Have Some Fun (NSFW)
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Video: Ronda Rousey Photo Shoot For ESPN Body Issue
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Amateur Has Some Alone Time
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The 15 Sexiest Shots of Every Woman in the New ESPN Body Issue
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Marjana in a Leather Chair (NSFW)
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Lindsay Lohan Panty Flash (Site NSFW)
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She’s Not Impressed By the Gun Show (Site NSFW)
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And MORE Kate Upton
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Comic-Con 2012: ‘Twilight’ Fan Killed While Waiting for Panel. TRUE STORY
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John Mayer could bang the ‘Call Me Maybe’ chick if he wanted to
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I’d Like to Be All Over Jessie Rogers (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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In Freaky Old People News: Jane Fonda Says Sex Is More Fulfilling At 74
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A Little MILF Action, Why Not (NSFW)
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Nikyta and Lara Get It On
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“Game Of Thrones” Role Playing Gone Wrong
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I Love Babes in Summer Dresses
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Ahhhhhh Diane Kruger Hotness
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She’s Getting Herself Off (NSFW)
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Independace Day 2 is Actually Happening
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Alessandra Ambrosio Hot nIn A Bikini After Giving Birth 2 Months Ago WTF
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40 Hottest Female Soccer Players
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Genesis Rodriguez is Hot as Shit
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Classical Music Flash Mob
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Holly Peers Topless in Nuts
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Katie Holmes Saggy Sideboob
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More Alessandra Ambrosio at the Beach
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Tara Reid Does St Tropez
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Emma Roberts Boring On Set
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Rosie Jones Topless for Nuts
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Aubrey O’Day Black Lace Skirt with Wedgie
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Belen Rodriguez in a Hot Photoshoot
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Abi TItmuss in a 2004 Bikini
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Jennifer Nicole Lee is Trash in her Bikini
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Aubrey O’Day is Fat in Her Bikini
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Way More Pics of Scarlett Johansson in a Bikini Bent Over
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Kim Kardashian Fat Ass in Leggings
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Deep Throat Love
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Random Porn Videos
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I still Don’t Know What This Is
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Free Naked Girls Are Better Thank Expensive Naked Girls….
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2012

10

Jul

ESPN Body Issue of the Day

ESPN BODY - SURFER
ESPN BODY - TENNIS PLAYER

I hate fat chicks so much that I am starting to really appreciate fit chicks who have some muscle definition from hard training and not from being on drugs or rocking an eating disorder…sure for the longest time I was into soft, doughy, busty chicks but they all turn into fat chicks, but then one day I fucked an athlete and after coming to terms with the fact that her rippling back was a little too dude-like, I just laid back while she rode me like a piece of exercise equipment and from that day on I was hooked…the high testosterone levels make them horny and they are good for when you need help moving furniture and their only real flaw is their ability to out run/beat the fuck out of me….but the hottest thing about them is that they aren’t fat or lazy….

ESPN does this thing called the body issue, where they get athletes to show off their ridiculously sculpted naked bodies, and they dropped it recently, so I figured I’d plug it to encourage you slobs to work out instead of sitting there eating processed foods….

Fitness can be hot…especially on other people…

ESPN BODY - AMPUTEE ROWER


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Posted in:ESPN BODY 2012

2012

10

Jul

Kelly Brook in Her Bikini of the Day

Kelly Brook Bikini Ass

Kelly Brook is a hit or miss as far as I’m concerned, sure she’s got fat tits, but who fucking cares about fat tits when they come with a fat ass, an ass so fat that the bitch is wearing a fat lady bikini bottom, you know the kind with a built in skirt that little kids wear, because it balances out their fatness. I get that when it comes to Kelly Brook, a topless model in her 30s who has been at this topless modeling thing for over a decade, who finally made it last year and decided to abort her kid when she was pregnant to really milk the opportunity, probably should have cut her losses and had the kid, cuz when she’s not photohopped to shit, she’s dumpy as shit, and that makes me want to take a shit.


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Posted in:Kelly Brook

2012

10

Jul

Lady Gaga’s Public Thong Disaster of the Day

LADY GAGA THONG ASS IN PUBLIC

Lady Gaga is a joke. The only thing that is upsetting abou her is that she hasn’t been killed off in the movie that is our life. Sure she’s fucking useless, her career has turned sour, people have stopped caring about her pro-gay bullshit for teenage faggots who need this kind of icon, instead of a good beating to rid themselves of the inner demon that makes them want dick, her novelty act, clown antics have become boring and she’ll still make another album, people will still buy it, but in the meantime she’s out in a thong, an outfit that has got so many hookers who are hotter than this and who I want to see dressed like this arrested, but with her they let it slide, even if it is a national health risk and the real tragedy in all this is that I have actually grabbed this ass.


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Posted in:Lady Gaga

2012

10

Jul

Kate Upton GQ Outtakes of the Day

GQ released some new Kate Upton pics from their hot photoshoot they did with her because GQ is milking the smartest move they’ve made in years, by getting Kate Upton to shoot in a wet t-shirt, risking their advertisers pulling cuz in America, nipples are bad, at least when on my site, in a time when print magazines are going bankrupt, but more importantly in a time when Kate Upton has a very small window of opportunity, and is at her peak but doesn’t know it, cuz she’s a fat chick in training cuz the rest of her body will catche up to her huge sloppy tits….they in a wet t-shirt like this was some college spring break party…..when guys everywhere are obsessed….It was well played and the goods continue….even if they aren’t as good since they lack nipple and really what’s a tit without nipple….

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

10

Jul

Rosie Jones Topless in Page 3 From 2008 – 2011 of the Day

The thing I like about these UK Glamour Models is that they aren’t all that hot, you know their faces are whatever, but their tits are spectacular and they have no problem showing them off, cuz they are finally getting the male attention they always wanted and felt they deserved….

The other thing I like about these UK Glamour Models, other than being topless, is that their fans are fucking weird, and do things like compile catalogs of their topless work that I can rip off and share with you, because you are probably one of those people who is into this kind of nerd pervert virgin shit…and I am the kind of person who likes stealing other people’s hard work cuz I’d never complile archives of this kind of bullshit…..

3 Years of Titty Pics that could have all been shot in one day…seems like a waste of money that they spread this out…but here are the titty pics anyway…

Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones

2012

10

Jul

Alice Baton Titties for Io Donna. Magazine of the Day

Alice Baton is a model making a name for herself by getting topless for obscure magazines….I’ve never heard of her or the magazine she’s in, but I have seen her tits and I only care about the tits, especially when they are being shown off by the girls so eager to make it in the pretentious bullshit fashion world cuz if they do make it, it is easy living…and all they had to do was take off their shirt…like a stripper, with the comfort of knowing she’s not a stripper, cuz she only gets topless in photoshoosts, and not for 10 dollars a song, but I think it is the same fucking thing…and that’s why I like Alice Baton enough to visualize her being sodomized by a baton….like it was a college team sport hazing….

Either way, here’s the hot fitness shoot.

Posted in:Alice Baton|NSFW|Photos

2012

10

Jul

Scarlett Johansson’s Sloppy in a Bikini on a Yacht in Italy of the Day



Scarlett Johansson is an overrated sloppy mess of a celebrity who should not be lying on a yacht in a bikini, although if she was gonna be in any position in a bikini it might as well be lying down, so we don’t have to see her gut hang over her bikini bottoms, but can pretend her sucking in is actual fitness…..but she should be at the fucking gym, wrapped in sara wrap, tryng to sweat off her cellulite ridden body….

I mean, she’s done, a divorcee in her 30s who peaked long ago and should have never got the attention she got, I don’t even know why we bother acknowledging that she exists….even when in a bikini.


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Posted in:Scarlett Johansson

2012

10

Jul

Jessica Alba Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day


I woke up and turned on my instagram cuz I am only following hot girls who seem to post all kinds of bikini pics of themselves in a way that would make me wonder if they ever sleep or if they are in perpetual sun in a bikini, if I wasn’t too busy masturbating to their pics….and these Alba shots of her being a drunk in a bikini dropped that I decided to comment saying

I can see your boner….no wait that’s mine

To which she responded by blocking me.

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2012

10

Jul

Geri Halliwell for Next Beachwear Collection of the Day

Someone’s a little old to be modeling lingerie….I get it we all have to make a dollar – but seriously….she’s a fucking Spice Girl, she’s probably sitting on a mountain of cash that probably comes in monthly, because they were he biggest thing for 2 years, and that’s all they really needed….Maybe modeling in bikinis is a childhood dream she has yet to live, cuz when she was bikini model age she was too busy being a stripper or maybe the money was too good, either way, thank god for photoshop.

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