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2012

09

Jul

Isla Hot in Lingerie for Dress to Kill Magazine of the Day

Isla is some hot model from Montreal who should be hanging out on my dick everyday, especially now that I just made her famous….but in reality, she’ll just think that the Dress to Kill Magazine is what actually made her famous, even though no one has ever heard about that shit, while DrunkenStepfather is a fucking household name, except maybe to hot lingerie models from my home town who I have never met, but who should be hanging out on my dick, because I bring them international exposure to perverts everywhere….

It’s actually a fucking problem….I hang out with toothless whores who don’t know what day it is…and sometimes I risk getting gangrene on my dick because of it…while there are hundreds of local bitches who I would actually want to fuck but don’t know about…who should be sucking up to me but who don’t….who would make all activities substantially more fun if they were wearing their bikinis while we do them….

What I am saying is I need a hot model entourage. It’s fucking time.

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2012

09

Jul

Sofia Vergara’s Titties on Vacation of the Day

I wonder where Sofia Vergara would be without her tits…..probably a nothing…not that I actually wonder where Sofia Vergara would be without her tits…I’m really not that interested in Sofia Vergara even with her tits…She’s old and hispanic and fine I guess…but I prefer my hispanic pussy to be a little more in their 20s, not a single mother and not from the gutter and after 20 years of struggle and dick sucking finally famous, rich and Emmy winning, cuz that’s the kind of Hispanic I can only assume comes with some real high maintenance, cunt behavior who feels deserving of the winning lottery ticket that is her life, when I like my third world titties, even if not as fully, to be more appreciative of the soiled mattress she’s gotta sleep on after sucking my dick for rent money….you know the kind of bitch you can show drug cartel beheading videos to and grasps that if she doesn’t perform she’s heading back…not this high end luxury version who is so disconnected from that world since going Hollywood, but then again, she’s sure got some fat tits…..

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2012

09

Jul

Arianny Celeste UFC Bikini Top of the Day

There was a big UFC event this past weekend that you and all your closet case, frat boy, tribal tattoo on steroid motherfuckers all watched and got boners for….and Arianny Celeste was probably not the cause of those boners…but the hardcore man on man action was…but she made for a good excuse when your boys called you out in front of everyone for the hard on, in a “Bro, did you see Arianny Celeste last round, she does this to me everytime, I swear it isn’t the lubed up 0.5% body fat, half naked dudes grinding each other in a testosterone fueled rage, bro, check out my Tap Out Shirt I just got and hand me my protein shake”…..kinda way….

No I’m not into UFC, but I am into hot bodied bitches in bikini tops, whether they are getting paid or not…it is just hard to be impressed by it when it’s just a set of fake tits anyone could have, even me if I found the right open minded surgeon who understands my needs…..but she’s still in a bikini top so this ones for you bro.


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2012

09

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Bottom Volleyball Ass of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is living the beach life because she’s a millionaire bikini model who has been told how good she looks in a bikini via million dollar paychecks….leading to the confidence to take off her jean shorts that so many bitches have a hard time doing…especially after they’ve abused their body through marriage and baby making…but unfortunately for the rest of us, those are usually the bitches who do take off their shorts at the beach, because part of giving up on life is not giving a fuck what people think of their disgusing mom asses, something often confused with confidence or finally finding a place of secuirty in ones self, when it is really just one step away from suicide in self hating, and wanting the rest of the world to suffer with them…..it is never the hot assed 18 year olds who have great asses that’s why I called them hot assed….who jump into their bikini bottoms for volleyball…and that is a huge flaw in the way our world works…


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2012

09

Jul

Nude Model Robyn for Terry Richardson of the Day

Terry Richardson is going back to what made him famous, in a pretty slow moving, almost boring way…because I guess he fears being too hardcore, even though now the is the time to be too hardcore, cuz he’s finally a celebrity in the fashion photography world, meaning that so much groupie wannabe model pussy, and trust me when I say there is a lot of wannabe model pussy, sure probably not in your shitty hometown filled with inbreds in line at Walmart, but in the rest of the fucking world, and this wannabe model pussy, aspiring to take over the fashion world, cuz no one told them they couldn’t and everyone told them how hot they were, would probably insert midget forearms in their asshole for Terry Richardson, making these topless /nudes kinda dull knowing what they could have been if he put some effort and concept in…

Posted in:NSFW|Robyn|Terry Richardson

2012

09

Jul

Demi Lovato Shows Panty to Hide her Thick Legs of the Day


I don’t really remember anything about Demi Lovato before her breakdown that was being marketed as her being manic depressive or bi-polar, which is really just what I like to call a solid clinical excuse for bad behavior, you know a get out of jail card for being a drug addicted spoiled brat whore who gets into trouble with the law when crying for attention cuz her stage mom fucked her up the ass and ruined her fucking childhood. It is also a solid excuse for gaining weight, you know, blame your meds, and the whole thing is not as entertaining as it should be, because all she’d doing is flashing some panty on stage, when I prefer my bi polar bitches pulling vagina puppet shows at church…you know if you’re gonna pull the crazy card…be fucking crazy…

Posted in:Demi Lovato

2012

09

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The good thing about not remembering a thing about your weekend is not knowing whether it sucked or not. The bad thing about not remembering your weekend is trying to figure out where the rest of the girl who’s shoe is in your basement is…

Here are some morning links to start the week…

Check Out This Golfing Dog. Wait, What? – VIDEO (NSFW)
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Ronda Rousey and 30 Athletes Who Have Posed Nude
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Angelina Jolie is Going to a Funeral. That’s What It Looks Like Anyways
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Fun With Hard Boiled Eggs – VIDEO
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Jennifer Lopez in a Bikini
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Ashton Kutcher is Playing Steve Jobs….Ughhh
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Free Cam Shows. Hello Monday (NSFW)
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Two Bitches on One – VIDEO (NSFW)
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The Most Perfectly Timed Photos
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2012

06

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

For every message I get that reads:

You suck die.

or

Learn how to write, we don’t get your genius jokes, commentary and writing style

I get messages that touch my soul like:

I want you to fuck me up the ass, cum in me, so I can fart your cum back into your mouth

All this to say….the internet…and all the glorious people who make it up…are pretty fucking entertaining….but sometimes real life is entertaining too…and with that I close my computer to have a good weekend assholes…

Here are some links for those less fortunate than me and who have not yet killed themselves….

Sidenote, I am organizing an instagram model search, so if you’re a girl on instagram, and you’re not, but if you are, and you want more followers, click this, email me, we’ll make magic baby…

J.Lo in a Bikini
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Adrian Brody and His Hot Girlfriend Seem Kinky
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Naomi Watts Doing the Princess Diana on a Yacht
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30 Athletes Who Have Posed Nude
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I’d Fuck Miranda Kerr’s Wax Figure
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Crazy Russian Flash Mob
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So Brad Pitt’s Mom is Kind Of A Homophobe
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10 Marvel Comics That Need Movie Love
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Mila Kunis Makes Sweatpants Sexy
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Ahhhhh Minka Kelly
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This Young Girl is a Flasher (NSFW)
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Well Hello Sylvia and Sue (NSFW)
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This is Our Future – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows, Have Some Fun (NSFW)
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These Two Hotties Are Going to Town on Each Other – VIDEO (NSFW)
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Ronda Rousey and 30 Athletes Who Have Posed Nude
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Selena gets an Erotic Makeover (NSFW)
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Jenny McCarthy Topless for Playboy GIFs
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A Fat Raccoon And A Hillbilly Santy Claus – VIDEO
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Olivia Grant Wind Blown Upskirt (NSFW)
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Emma Stone is Still Bringing the Sexy
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Demi Lovato is Talking or Something
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Some Easy Fishing
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Sara Willis’ Rack Is Mesmerizing (NSFW)
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Well These Tits Are Fake That’s For Sure (NSFW)
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Police Searching For Old Creepy Weirdo Who Was Seen Licking Little Girls’ Feet In Public
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Gotta Love a Self Shot Babe (NSFW)
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Aleksa Nicole and Amy Brooke Get It On (NSFW)
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Arrested Driving Naked & Jerking It With A Toy Gun Up The Ass? (NSFW)
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I Love a Girl in a Romper
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UFC Fight Babes….Ow!!
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She’s Masterbating on Video (NSFW)
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Rihanna Graces The Cover Of Harper’s Bazaar
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Some Rocker Dudes Singing Katy Perry and Playing One Guitar
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Taylor Swift at a Beach
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Amanda Seyfried Short Shorts….
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Bar Refaeli Titties in Paris
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Katy Perry Big Tits Bike Ride
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Kate Beckinsale Hot in Glamour
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Elizabeth Hurley Big Fucking Cleavage
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Lady Gaga Big Cleavage
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Minka Kelly Tight Shirt
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Aubrey O’Day Big Ass Bikini
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Irina Shayk Bikini on a Yacht
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Kate Bosworth Tight Dress
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Keeley Hazell Topless in Nuts
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Amy Hixson Fully Nude in TREATS
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Genesis Rodriguex Hot in Max Italy
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Jessica Ennis Hot in GQ UK
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Berenice Marlohe Hot in GQ UK
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POV CZECH MISTRESS SMOKING
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Today’s Random Porn Videos
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Foot Fetish Masturbation
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Free Naked Girls Are Better Thank Expensive Naked Girls….
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2012

06

Jul

Hayden Panettiere Whales Out in a Bikini of the Day

I am not allowed to post these recent HAYDEN PANETTIERE BIKINI PICS cuz this paparazzi hates me, but I will say that she’s a lot less muscular in her midget broad shoulder half naked stance, and is instead starting to thicken in ways that happen when people give up, metabolisms slow down, or they eat too much fucking cakes….

I am allowed to post this video of her boring us with her community service for the dolphins and whales, even though I support saving Marine Mamals….possibly because I married one…

This is clearly something she takes so seriously that she is chanelling the whale call and starting to look like one at least when in a bikini….

Here she is in her bikini…


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2012

06

Jul

Courtney Stodden American Bikini Dance for Youtube of the Day

I fucking hate bad dancing….even when in a bikini….especially when it is to the worst fucking song…even when it is on mute…because the girl in the bikini represents evil.

Courtney Stodden has found her calling….Trashy girl who dances on youtube half naked to make youtube money becasue she has no actual talent and because people are retards who like watching half naked girls dancing…even bad dancing to bad songs…especially when they are tabloid queens who made a fake story with a low level celeb she had access to about being 17 and now some washed up local stripper I’m pretty sure she was….despite not being able to dance….and being over 30….

All this to say, it is easy to get noticed and make money if you have tits…but it is also easy to find stalkers who want to rape and kill you…at least we can only hope bad things happen to bad people….and here is that bad person in video robbing us of our soul.

Posted in:Courtney Stodden|Videos