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2012

Jul

Myla Sinanaj Leaked Nudes of the Day

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Kris Humphries, the dude who married Kim Kardashian for a plot point in her vapid retard TV show, you know who agreed to be scrpted into the shit, has proved yet again, that he has no taste in women…

Her name is Myla Sinanaj – and she’s some pig who Kris Humphries had sex with – cuz he has no taste in women.

I blame those pro-athlete hazing rituals for shoving one too many brooms up his ass growing up so that girls just don’t matter to him, especially not fit girls…cuz apparently this self promoting trash can of girl who looks like Snooki, in a bad way, leaked some nudes and a claim she’s pregnant with his baby that TMZ ran today…two big media hits in one day…making her groupie, one night stand count…

What a joke…too bad I don’t have the uncensored pics….I’m a failed blogger like that…I guess I could look for them, but then I’d have to admit I tried to see this bitch naked, and I’m not down with that. I’ll look at any pig naked, but I don’t go out of my way for it.

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2012

Jul

Eva Amurri Bikini Pics in Hawaii for July 4th of the Day

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Susan Sarandon’s got a really busty daughter, EVA AMURRI who is trying to make it on her own in the exact some field as her ridiculously successful mother, and by make it on her own, I mean call on all fucking favors she can because that’s the way Hollywood works…nepotism….and there is nothing wrong with that….

The only mystery in the whole thing is why she’s taking jobs she needs to get topless for, when she could easily do Disney crap for a paycheck while staying clothed….and the only possible answer is that she likes it…she likes showing off her big tits to the world….or maybe it is her way of pretending she got the gig on her own and really grasps the plight of the struggling actor, even though family friends include all the most powerful people in fucking hollywood…

It is like this rich girl I know who thinks she’s roughing it cuz her parents made her move out on her own, into a penthouse appartment they bought her, because they wanted to teach her some responsibility…only with more toplessness on TV nd less all night cocaine fueled after parties filled with torment…..

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2012

Jul

Adrien Brody and Lara Lieto Awkward Yacht Shower of the Day

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Adrien Brody posed for a pretty ridiculous looking picture of him and his girlfriend showering on a yacht in a position that would imply that homie is what I assume all actors are…a bottom.

You see anyone who spends as much time as an actor does in front of the mirror, practicing lines, in order to play make-belief for a lot of fucking money, is probably someone who is either insecure as fuck, or in love with themselves, and that’s not to say that’s a homosexual personality trait, but I feel real men would be more into working construction or as business leaders or bartenders to lure in pussy… yes I am implying gay people aren’t real men, just for the sake of argument,

But I guess what it comes down to is that even if he only gets off to her fucking him from behind with a massive strap on, while he assumes this position he seems all too comfortable with, he’s still getting hotter pussy than you, cuz until she’s got a dick…even if all he makes her do to him is rich person weird homo games…she’s still a hot bitch…who I don’t mind watching take her man from behind during a yacht shower….I’m perverted like that…

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2012

Jul

Sylvie van der Vaart in Lingerie on the Runway of the Day

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Sylvie van der Vaart is some old dutch model who has been fucking the same professional soccer player since 2003 and who is probably less of a model and more of a WAG or football wife in terms of why she is famous….you know cuz “Netherlands’ Sexiest Female in 2003” probably wouldn’ t last 9 years without being attached to someone a little more important, since Netherlands’ Sexiest Female in 2003 is barely a fucking accomplishment….and in the grand scheme of things just doesn’t matter…

What does matter is that she survived Breast Cancer, and is now back to modeling what I can only assume is charity events to support saving titties, a cause I support and love, cuz the idea of a disease robbing our women of their breasts is an attack on our freedom….

What also matters is that she beat the cancer and is modeling in her underwear, rocking her possibly new nippleless cancer free tits….lookin’ pretty hot for a 34 year old….

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2012

Jul

J.Woww Half Naked in Inked Magazine of the Day

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J.Woww and the cast of Jersey Shore are pretty much the fucking worst humans out there…The represent all that is wrong with society…in terms of their style, their intelligence, their personalities, their conversations, they behavior, but more importantly, the fact that they are all millionaires from it….especially considering that this brickhouse of a woman, built like a fucking tank, the stripper you wouldn’t get a lap dance from, who isn’t a fucking stripper, cuz she’s a millionaire…is the hot one on the show…. confusing me….annoying me….but drawing me in…probably because I have a weakness for bad smelling cheese….it’s an eating disorder, I blame my obese wife for…you know sometimes it is hard to wash properly when you are her size…

Either way, trash or not, here’s J.Woww in a photoshoot for Inked Magazine August 2012.

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2012

Jul

Sophie Turner Bikini for Twitter of the Day

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Sophie Turner is some old, washed up, stripper trash who tried really hard to make it, but never quite made it….

Let’s take a look at her bio from her site:

Sophie Turner grew up in southern Australia as the youngest of four children, immersed in a family that practiced the importance of traditional morals and values.

I think that’s all we really need to know about her….and those traditional morals and values, whatever the fuck that mean, involve prostituting herself on the internet, showing off her fake tits…

Her real claim to fame is that she was in law school, but dropped out to pursue her dream of being a slut people jerk off to back in 2001….by 2008, she realized that dream was going no where, so she wen back to school….but as her bio concludes…

Sophie continues to share her star quality with the world at large.

I am always amazed people like this exist….here are her traditional morals and values half naked on the interner via twitter….

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2012

Jul

Erin Heatherton Bikini Model Bikini Body in Bikini of the Day

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Leonardo DiCaprio Holidays with Bikini-Clad… by splashnews

Leonardo DiCaprio is kinda obvious with his choices in women…I don’t think the choices are all that bad…I mean let Victoria’s Secret do the pussy recruiting for you, they are professionals and scope the world for the best models they can find, and you’re too busy sitting on a mountain of money, living a vacation of a life, being famous to do that shit yourself, but the fact that he runs through their roster of bitches, is almost comical, you know like a pre-requisite to the job, you know in the interview process when they get hired, they have to sign a “you will have to have sex with Leonardo DiCaprio, Victoria’s Secret models is his festish”….contract …and I think he shoulda probably gone for a hotter one, but this one’s alright, I mean they are all pretty interchangable, as he continues to prove everytime he sticks his dick in one of their vaginas…

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2012

Jul

Kendall Jenner Bikini for Twitter of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is the last hope for the Kardashian family to carry on for the next couple years. She is young, she is clean of all Armenian DNA, she has the body of an Olympian, and she’s totally into whoring herself out to the people, cuz that’s all she’s been around, since her sister dropped the sex tape and became a multi million dollar making whore….

She’s still a kid, so it is safe to say that it starts with bikini pics. and will probably ends with sex tapes…depending on how much money the Kardashian have in the next 10 years….which I am hoping is not very much….

Here’s a little pic she put on twitter to remind you that she’s training for this….she’s getting prepared and ready…she’s inherited her dad’s competitive drive….and her mom’s hooker morals and values

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2012

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I went out drinking and fell in love at least 10 times. Sure everyone was at least a decade younger than me, but that’s what made them worth wanting to damage, if I didn’t fear that they were already damaged and rocking herpes….My favorite of the night was the hot girl who was fighting with her skirt against the wind, who ended up flashing me her ass, in a way that was probably an accident, but enough for me to pretend she did it for me as a tease or invitation to play out some rape fantasies that I didn’t play out cuz I am impotent….I’ve failed as a man and I must bang fat chicks to punish myself.

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Kris Humphries Got His Rebound From Kim Kardashian Pregnant Like A Genius
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This is Why You Should Involve Your Kids in Music
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The 15 Hottest Damsels In Distress In Movies
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2012

Jul

Britney Spears Bikini for Facebook of the Day

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Britney Spears just posted this bikini picture of her on Facebook and I figured I’d relay the message to you…I am not entirely sure what the message she is trying to get out to the people is…I just know this is a textbook case of a girl help captive by prisoners and abusers who need her because she makes them huge money…tying to cry for help using her kids strategically so that her handlers don’t catch on. This her sending out smoke signals, she knows a bikini pic will get reach, so look for clues, we can save her before it is too late…even though when she hit 30 and already dropped a couple kids out of her uterus, it was too late….

All this to say, save yourselves before saving some rich as fuck, money making machine who has won the lottery that is life even if her life sucks and she stages these pics for help in her bikini…but take the time to check her out in her bikini cuz all girls in bikini are good…especially when they are popstars who went to shit but are making a comeback in hotness.

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