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Lindsay Lohan in Burkini with a Hermaphrodite of the Day

Britney Spears Keeps Dancing of the Day

Salma Hayek’s Strong Jaw in a Bikini of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Does Make-Up on the Lake of the Day

RFK Jr’s Wife in a Slutty Dress of the Day

2012

Jun

Naked Shia LeBeouf Packs Little Beef For the Ladies No Homo of the Day

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Every girl I know wants to fuck Shia LeBeouf, so it is nice to see that his name “the beef” was absolutely misrepresentative of the shit he is packing, seriously, he’s hung like a cat, but that won’t stop the girls I know who want to fuck Shia LeBeouf from wanting to fuck Shia LeBeouf, but it may make you feel a bit better about your tiny cock….at least that’s the lesson that I got out of this interpretive dance, cross dressing, ty hard art film video weirdness that should be banned on Youtube like it was a sexually disoriented, confused as fuck, snuff film….because it pretty much is….

I hate people who think they are artiists who shit things lke this out, cuz real artists don’t know they are making art, they are just bat shit crazy and doing what they do…..they aren’t hollywood obvious hostess twinkie bullshit about it….

For the homophobes, you can’t accept checking out another dudes dick cuz it makes you hard, there’s a naked flexbile dancer chick in it too….hard nippled….and getting rubbed down….to numb your homosexual pain….

If you want to find out more about this – cuz you know why – Sigur Rós – Fjögur píanó and it is about to go viral…Biggest story of the year….I am so glad to be a part of this magical moment in history…

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2012

Jun

Michelle Hunziker is Still in a Bikini Looking Amazing of the DAy

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(picuture removed at request of paparazzi)

Michelle Hunziker is a reminder to all you fat, lazy moms who pretend you can’t get fit cuz you have a conspiracy with your girlfriends that I witness in coffee shops across North America, with your baby carriage in tow, and your piece of cake and 800 calorie frozen drink in hand, wearing workout gear pretending you’re trying to get fit and shed the pounds, when really just getting fatter and fatter….cuz work out gear may make you feel better about being a lazy fucking pig, you know maybe people won’t judge and will instead think “Oh she works out, let her eat that donut without staring in disgust”….but I know the truth…I know you can lose the baby weight…and that you’re just fucking lazy…..and your husband hates you for it…and Michelle Hunziker discounts any bullshit your overeating ass uses as an excuse….she’s a mom with a toned stomach…I’m in love.

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2012

Jun

Shitty Heidi Klum Upskirt from Project Runway 10th Anniversary of the Day

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If it is not spread eagled and if I can’t see labia, it’s not a fucking upskirt to me….but people are talking about it and I wouldn’t be holding up the fucking fort that is DrunkenStepfather.com, if I didn’t pull these pictures up for you to sit an analyze whether she’s wearing fucking panties or not…..without using common sense and google to find picture of her modeling nude before she decided to marry that huge black guy wih an arm sized penis…who she had constant sex with as he sang love songs to her….cuz you know a scarred up face like his only gets pussy for one reason…and that reason is huge cock….that destroys pussy….and her pussy is German and German pussy likes being violated and abused….there is a reason they produce german scat films…..and her pussy has a dozen kids….so maybe it is best her upskirt involves crossed fucking legs….old, lack of elasticity, mangled messses are no fun to look at….at least not if you are normal like me….

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2012

Jun

Emily VanCamp is in Her Bikini in Monaco of the Day

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Emily VanCamp is someone who I have never heard of, which is pretty fucking unfortunate, because before she was on TV, some show called Revenge I’ve never heard of, which isn’t saying much, cuz I don’t watch TV….she was living in Montreal…..and I live in Montreal…meaning I could have crossed paths with her at the Canadian national dogsled games, or at the igloo building ceremony, or at the ice wall dance party….I coulda flashed this bitch my cock on public transit after school, you know before she was fucking famous…but I fuck up all opportunities…and it usually takes a photo of a vagina in dolphin position in the pool to make me realize my shortcomings by not cumming, failure at life.

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2012

Jun

Rita Ora Shitty Nipple Slip of the Day

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RITA ORA is some relatively new, young, chubby pop tart everyone is giving tons of attention to, at least in Europe, who I have POSTED ON A FEW TIMES BEFORE …..

She’s being pegged as the next Rihanna, she’s 21, and the hip hop world is fucking loving her, probably cuz they are black and love a fat white ass that is down to use them to social climb…cuz a girl who uses a motherfucker, is usually willing to get used in order to complete her using….it’s an amazing perpetual circle that always ends with orgasms and/or tears….

She’s apparently opening for Coldplay on their summer tour, so you’ll be seeing more of her, and as of today, you can say that you know what that girl’s nipple looks like, in color, shape and size, everytime you do….thannks to her costume and more importantly her not using pasties like some cock tease whore who didn’t have to suck dick to get where she is today….something Rita Ora is not.

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2012

Jun

Aubrey O’Day Whores Out at Vegas Pool Party of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day was finally invited somewhere other than the local donut shop…..fat bitch was hired to do some kind of guest host at some Vegas pool party….cuz Vegas pool parties will hire anyone to host their bullshit if they have been on TV at least once…I’m talking anyone…..

I know Aubrey O’Day was excited abou this shit, cuz she posted as many fucking pics of herself on twitter like she fucking matters…all up on her black boyfriend…kissing some girlfriend…in what you call crying for attention as loud as possible…hoping someone like me….will post about it….and since she’s got fat tits to go along with her fat ass and fat belly black dudes love….I’m gonna endorse….even if I kinda hate the bitch cuz everything that comes out of her mouth is fucking annoying and everything that goes into her mouth is high calorie of of African decent….

She’s the fucking worst

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2012

Jun

Kate Upton’s GQ Cover of the Day

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I bet this was sloppy Kate Upton’s dream shoot….”You mean I get to eat popsicles all day until they get the shot”….the kind of shoot where she fucked up on purpose, you know closing one eye, or looking the other direction all to have a genuine excuse to not eat 14 boxes of these things, leaving her and her sloppy fat tits in some kind of Diabetic shock that was a prequel to her Anna Nicole Smith fate of being fat, drug addicted and void of a soul…fixated on the year she was a big deal for having huge tits…before the rest of her body caught up to her…

I hate fat chicks, even when they aren’t fat yet…..

Fuck Kate Upton and all the hype she comes with…even though I like staring at her tits…and all their 19 years old and not fat yet glory…

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2012

Jun

Sophie Monk Does NUTS of the Day

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Sophie Monk may be a joke – or at least non-sense people don’t even remember because she’s never really done an actual movie…her real claim to fame is getting herpes from Paris Hilton via a Good Charlotte twin who imported her from Australia cuz she wanted to be Hollywood famous….I think she may have even done the whole popstar thing, at least in Australia, where she won somee reality TV show that got her to be in the same room as Good Charlotte twin in the first place….

The truth is that none of that matters, she’s a fucking nobody, even if she’s got big lips, decent tits, and a vagina capable of eating any pair of pants it faces…you know notorious for cameltoe…Sure she’s hot, but she’s getting old and has got all the attention she deserves, even if she’s doing photoshoots for nuts, half naked pretending to do sports…and even if those photoshoots are kinda amazing to look at…..she still fucking sucks…a real fucking loser….

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2012

Jun

Samantha Gradoville Nipples in her Bathing Suit for July’s Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

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All I know about this Samantha Gradoville model is that she’s American….a locally grown tall as fuck, perky titty bitch, who is willing to get naked for fashion, or at least for her career as a model in the fashion world because it pays fucking well and offers a lot of fucking perks from fans and perverts sucking up to her all day, to money, to traveling the world 5 star status, on private jets all to be the face for a brand….pretty fucking genius….cuz all she has to do is show up and have pics taken of her and to make that dream come true…all she has to do is show a little nipple in Harper’s Bazaar UK….hoping it will propel her to the next step…and any girl willing to show her tits to get ahread…from a Girls Gone Wild flash to strippers to this…is a girl who’s professionalism I can appreciate…..

That said, I’ve Posted Her Topless in Numero About a Year and a Half Ago

Now here are her bikini perky nipple pics….

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2012

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Half Naked and Hot in the L’Officiel Hommes 2012 Shoot of the Day

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Lohan Lives!

Last week I had the scare of my life, while maybe not the scare of my life, but I got scared she had died in her hotel room like all the fucking idiot celebrity bitches who have drug problems that have died before her….You know all tormnted by the pressures of being rich and famous and rich and under 30 years old…you whining fucking cunt, sort it out and man the fuck up, even retire if you have to, you know cuz you alreay have more than that factory worker and upper management dude who wants to retire at 60 and go cross country in his fucking RV….

If you’re wondering why I got scared…it is that Lohan is the one thing left in the world that is still pure, wholesome, elegant and real…and I am talking about her tits…except for the real part….

She is all that is left of Hollywood, that matters…or that I actually care about….which isn’t saying much…since she is the only thing in Hollywood I’ve every really bothered to like…shitty movies, shitty people, shitty morals and values, but amazing Lohan….

Anyway, after death or death scares comes life…and this is her showing what she’s got for Purple Magazine….hot as fuck half naked for fashion.

Lohan is a keeper. I neeed to marry her and her freckled upper thighs….