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2012

30

Apr

Courtney Robertson’s in a Bikini in Vegas of the Day

Her name is Courtney Robertson and she is from the Bachelor…I didn’t bother going through her life history to see if she won the shit or if she’s in the pool with the guy she is gonna pretend she fell in love with cuz a network told her she will make a million dollars if she does so for at least a year as it helps ratings….cuz anyone with a brain knows the show is bullshit….anyone with morals knows girls fighting for a dude or dudes fighting for a girl is unrealistic and pretty fucking sleazy if it was to happen in real life….so I guess seeing her at a Vegas pool party is pretty appropriate…considering that’s where all the hooker trash ends up….business is good there….always a steady flow of cock attached to money…something she’s shown the world is important to her….whore!!


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2012

30

Apr

Rihanna in Her Bikini and Other Rihanna Updates of the Day

Rihanna the slut….was in her bikini this past weekend cuz she’s back in Hawaii, you know cuz she’s from Barbados so a getaway for her is heading anywhere but the Caribbean…and she posted the above picture to twitter…of her and a paparazzi she’s decided to fuck around with…you know breaking down that wall that usually exists between the star and the paparazzi…making them perform like her dancing monkeys because that’s essentially what they are….willing to do anything for the shot….and it is about time someone does this…cuz you know what…the celebs have the power to destroy the paparazzi…all they have to do is release their own pics of themselves for fucking free….for all of us to use….

Here’s another picture that she posted….not sure if it is her….but it sure as hell would make sense if it was…

Here she is in some Behind Scenes video…showing off her body….that dropped last week

And that concludes the Rihanna update I don’t care about and hope you don’t care about either.


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2012

30

Apr

Jessica Alba Shopping with a Friend in a Little Dress of the Day

There are two hot things going on here that I like….

One is that happily married chicks are porno to me….especially when they are as hot as Jessica Alba….because there is no such thing as happily married…and the slight chance that she’d cheat on her husand inspires me…cuz dating married chicks is like dating the terminally ill…it is short lived and full of passion…so you never get locked in or really have to deal with the bullshit….cuz everyone knows where they stand and that it is all just about fucking before it is too late…

The other is the hot friend who isn’t Jessica Alba but who wants to be and every night asks herself why she wasn’t so lucky…resenting her everytime they hang but using it as a chance to out dress her and show off her body that didn’t have two kids so that all eyes are on her for once….It is the competitive nature of being a woman….a competitive nature that I know fucks with this girl’s self esteem hard…and makes her willing to fuck subpar men to feel good about herself…and that works for me….in fact that’s the only reason I’ve had sex.

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2012

30

Apr

Christina Ricci Topless Scene from Some Move of the Day

CHRISTINA RICCI was some bitch you probably jerked off to when she was all Gothic in the Addam’s Family….you know cuz you love young girls in movies knowing they probably put out to be there even though they are just 10….

She went on to be a tormented teen, who got fat and busty, while remaining gothic…and if you were around in the 90s…she was someone a lot of guys wanted to taste…..

Then she got anorexic, chopped off her tits, and that was the end of her as far as I’m concerned, because as a fan and supporter of natural tits…huge natural tits…I hate and consider anyone to amputate them to look skinnier while pretending it is to save their back my enemy…

Well she’s still around, even though I forgot her….and she’s in some movie that came out in February showing tit…here’s the clip…..

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2012

30

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It is not a hangover if you wake up feeling amazing, like you can take over the world if you wanted but would rather not cuz you can’t bothered cuz you know you’re just that good and don’t need billions or model pussy to prove it…….It means you’re still drunk….I’

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2012

27

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been drinking and I am in a hate fucking mood…so I’ve been sending dirty fucking mean spirited messages to bitches I hate but want to fuck….and to bitches I’ve fucked and want to hate…..

I already got in one drunken fight with a girl on a bike and got up in her face called her a dirty fucking whore to her face…felt good to have that human touch – you know to see an actual response cuz I call girls whores all day but never get the satisfaction of that look of shame and disgust on their face….

It’s gonna be a good weekend I may not live through, but if things stick to how they’ve been tonight, at least I know I’ll put up a good fight….

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2012

27

Apr

Elsa Hosk Titties in Some Hot Photoshoot of the Day

I have posted ELSA HOSK TITTIES before….and I liked them…

She’s a Swedish 23 year old who knows and understands the importance of showing her tits to the world in photos because it is better than working at Ikea…..or Volvo….or whatever the fuck else those meatball eating skinny Swedes do when not showing their tits to photographers to help advance their careers as models by being willing to do whatever it takes cuz so many other hot girls are willing to do whatever it takes….to get ahead and establish themselves int the world….

But I’m pretty sure whatever she’s doing, she’s doing it right, partially cuz I like looking at her naked, but also cuz she walked the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, and modeled for their catalog this past year, pretty much the holy grail of modeling these days cuz shit gets you famous….but not too famous to show her fucking tits….I’m loving these pics….

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2012

27

Apr

Avengers XXX Exclusive Preview of the Day

Hey Virgin Loser Nerds….here’s porno that is designed for you…even if not accurate to the Avengers you have on your bed sheets that prevent you from getting laid….it is Avengers XXX and it is put out by my friends a VIVID …more importantly this porn parody looks amazing!

I know what you’re thinking, pornography is the devil’s work, at least according to a very drunk Christian man I met this past year in Las Vegas at the AVN awards, who happened to be in Vegas for unrelated business at the Gun show….He was the kind of guy who felt pornography tempted us to want to do bad things with other women, and that shit ruins families….I tried to explain to him that if he wasn’t a virgin when he got married, and if he wasn’t guilt stricken cuz he slept in the same bed as his wife before they were married, something he wished didn’t happen because it made his wife unpure, but knew God would forgive him for, and if he took his own advice that Jesus forgives all his followers, even murderers, he’d realize that fucking these temptations is fantastic, as long as you take a minute before you die, to beg for Jesus’s forgiveness…It works for me…cuz I’m not the weird oppressed angry drunk freak scared of getting boners….I’m the motherfucker with the boner looking for a place to stick it….

I figure if you’re on this site, you are a chronic masturbator, and this kinda thing nicely balances your porn addiction and your comic book addiction, two things that make your social awkwardness both possible and tolerable….

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2012

27

Apr

Michelle Hunziker’s in a Gold Bikini of the Day

I’ve posting pics of this MICHELLE HUNZIKER – 35 YEAR OLD – IN HER BIKINI many times before….and I still have no idea who she is…..but apparently I was fascinated that she had a daughter when she was 19, because I’ve loved Teen Pregnancy well before MTV made a show about it, babies being ripped out of young slutty pussy that bounces back cuz it is not done puberty is porn to me….but so is a daughter who is now 16, and legal to fuck in Canada, making this Hunziker bitch the kind of hot mother I’d want to marry to stepfather her daughter with my penis at the same time as servicing my wife, her mother, Michelle Hunziker with my mouth…you know these extended family things work…unfortunately, I’m not rich enough to get with something like this, but I can look at her hot body in a bikini and that’s almost as good because it comes with way less emotional damage than it should, could or would….if I had the ability to make life work out my way….

Hot body, hot bikini, hot mom, good times….

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2012

27

Apr

Ashley Tisdale’s Tight Body in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

If you read the site you know that I don’t find Ashley Tisdale hot. She’s got a fit body cuz she works out a lot and that’s a good thing, a redeeming thing, but that face has to fucking go….even with the plastic surgery, it’s all wonky and asymmetcial like an accident victim or a handicapped person…

But I’m not against her posting her own bikini pics, to try and get attention for herself, instead of being the boring ex-disney chick who can’t get work, cuz she’s boring, while her co-stars are out producing amateur self shot porn and getting work that takes them to a bigger and better place than Tisdale and her face, leaving her in their wake, forced to scramble….

I have no idea why she went out with this girl in waterfall….romantic looking shit you’ve seen in the movie Cocktail, Blue Lagoon and on the cover of romance novels and shit….we’re dudes, we just wanna see hard nipples and pussy definition in this shit….save the targeting middle aged lonely fat married moms who have a sexless marriage and the most romance they get is trying to open a jar of jam with their vaginas while watching soap operas imagining a life that never was….when the kids are at school, and their lazy husbands who hate them are at work……..you know what I’m saying here….

Keep on trying Tisdale!!

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