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2012

06

Feb

Selena Gomez Sex Offender in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if Selena Gomez is everyone’s favorite sex offender, I just know she is my favorite sex offender, mainly cuz I feel like a sex offender when I look at her in her bikini……even though she’s 18…

Cuz age is just a fucking number people, she has the body of a 15 year old and that should be something both morally and ethically wrong to find hot…except for some reason, the law allows it, cuz I guess pedophiles aren’t based on body, but on mind of the person they are lusting after…it isn’t the young vagina, but the interest in playing with barbies or whatever it is 16 year old girls do….

But when that body of a 15 year old is 18 and then it is totally okay to wanna fuck…especially when it is in a bikini…

It’s like every bitch who fucks Andy Milonakis, a dude with that stay a little kid even though he’s 40 disease….is what they do ok, or is it sick and should they be monitored cuz getting down like that…willingly…takes a certain kind of weirdness….I call perverted….something you can all relate to…because you’re looking at this Selena Gomez shit from 2 days ago….

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2012

06

Feb

Emma Stone’s Bikini in Rio of the Day

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PAPARAZZI AREN’T NICE

I don’t know what these pictures are from, who took them…I just know they were sent to me and are apparently Emma Stone…a bitch who is so fucking overrated it is ridiculous…but who has positioned herself to be masturbation fodder for nerds…unfortunately a good place to be because the world is full of nerds and more importantly movie companies are trying to reach the nerds so they cast the bitch over and over again….even though she’s got no sex appeal…or more importantly…no ass….

PAPARAZZI AREN’T NICE

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2012

06

Feb

Kelly Brook for Tits in Leather for Heavy Metal of the Day

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So Kelly Brook is playing a fat and busty Kate Beckinsale in some shitty movie she landed because she has big tits…it is called Heavy Metal and this is one of the promo pics you probably won’t care about unless you are a virgin loser who can’t get enough cleavage in leather…or if you are just a regular dude who can’t get enough cleavage in leather…cuz lets face it…cleavage in anything is good times….

Here she is doing capoeira on the beach….in what could be her ass in pictures at its very dumpiest….cuz big titties always battle a fat ass playing catch up….her little kid fat chick bikini bottom skirt can’t fool us….

I prefer her ritualistic nude performing art photoshoots where she smears her miscarriage/abortion all over herself …because she decided to take a step back from having a family for critical roles like Heavy Metal…and playing on the beach with her fat ass that might as well be a mom of 12….

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2012

06

Feb

Rihanna’s Hot Top and Sex Scandal of the Day

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Here’s a real fucking amazing scandal everyone should stop their shitty lives and give a shit about….

Rihanna was in the same club as Chris Brown…a dude she made beat her up to advance her career in exchange of pay-off….or maybe who she just made beat her up cuz Bajan women are apparently insane according to my Bajan friends…..and Drake…a dude she’s apparently been fucking…and I’m sure it’s not the first time Rihanna’s teenage whore turned popstar pussy has been in the same room as two guys who have fucked her, I mean everytime she hangs with her dad and brother over the holidays it happens…I’m just joking I don’t know if she even has a brother, let alone a brother who fucks her….and I only care cuz she’s in a hot outfit….probably to parade around her ex lovers to try and make them jealous, while they are likely fucking way hotter bitches, but in her mind they haven’t got shit on her cuz they aren’t Rihanna….and she’s Rihanna…so take that…..

Happy Black History Month….Here’s the clip…

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2012

06

Feb

Madonna’s Super Bowl Super Bowl Lip Slip of the Day

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When I watching the Super Bowl half time show…Like Gisele, I prayed, only not for my husband to win, cuz I knew he couldn’t do it on his own, but for Madonna to have a lip slip while lip syncing….see cuz I watched the shit and she wasn’t out of breath for a fucking second of her miserable performance…..I also prayed she’d have a heart attack, not a fatal one, just one hard enough for her to realize that a senior she should sit the fuck down, class the fuck up, this isn’t geriatric aqua-robics bitch, this is a pop music career and you’re 140 fucking years old…..turns out there is a god…cuz here’s her big old mom pussy….aged from perfection…if you know what I Mean… and if you don’t it is that this performance is fucking hysterical…even if it’s not the best Lip Slip or even an actual Lip Slip…but it’s the best I’ve found so far…and I take what I can get….

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2012

06

Feb

Katherine McPhee Hot Half Naked Photoshoot for GQ of the Day

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Skinny Katherine McPhee from American Idol fame, marrying way older dude fame, eating disorder fame, getting her armpit licked fame , Vagina Eating her Pants Fame , See thru shirt fame, Some Bikini Pic Fame, some hot cleavage fame and most importantly panty flashing fame… that’s really all that famous….but apparently she’s an actor now and in some new show….

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2012

06

Feb

Kate Upton and the Celebrity Beach Bowl of the Day

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If you have absolutely nothing to do….which I am thinking you don’t…because you are on this site….here’s the full celebrity beach bowl including such sluts and Nina Dobrev and Kate Upton…and they aren’t wearing a bikini….so I have no idea why anyone would want to waste their time watching this…but I am posting it anyway….

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2012

06

Feb

Miley Cyrus’ Hot Trash Outfit of the DAy

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Miley Cyrus was out in some tube top haller top shit and a pair of shorts jacked up her twat and I figure when a bitch who has been relatively boring compared to her pre-18th birthday days puts a little effort into her whoring out for motherfuckers to jerk off to the shit…we need to collectively support…cuz she’s just one meth hit away from ending up in a trailer park with 6 babies with different daddies after burning through all her Disney money…see cuz she’s ghetto trash and ghetto trash can easily fall into their destiny….it just takes one hit…

Not that it matters…

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2012

06

Feb

Candice Swanepoel by Terry Richardson for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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My friends over at TCMag went to the trouble of posting 111 pictures of Candice Swanpoel for Victoria’s Secret. I am unfortunately not that motivated, but more importantly, no that interested in the doctored photoshoots Victoria’s Secret shove down our throat to sell billions of dollars, because they are all the fucking same…I know what more can you do with a bitch in a bikini on a beach that they haven’t already done….but they can start with no photoshopping out vagina definition or hard nipples…even though that would upset their Christian fan base, even though they should already upset their Christian fanbase as their husbands are jerking off to these bitches…and I understand why…cuz they are fucking hot….and that’s why I document this bitches other modeling gigs, even it is more clothed cuz shit’s just better quality and motivates me to figure out a way to give her an AIDS taste test with my tongue in her asshole….

Here’s some screen shots of Terry Richardson Shooting Candice for Japan Vogue and she’s in a bikini….and lovely….

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2012

06

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s the stepNEWS and it is amazing….that’s why I post it…idiots everywhere…we’re all fucking doomed….

Seattle Woman Offended By Man Watching Porn At Library
A Seattle mother is pushing for policy changes at Seattle libraries after she saw a man watching hardcore porn on one of the library’s computers.

Woman Attacks Burglars With Bottle Of Hot Sauce
Three burglars learned the hard way–you don’t mess with Malisa Gutierrez of Des Moines, Iowa. Guiterrez fought one of them off with a large bottle of hot sauce.

Parents Outraged Over Hazing At Iowa High School
A former freshman wrestler reported that senior teammates allegedly put their genitals in his face and later urinated on him and now parents are calling for the firing administrators.

Parents Outraged That Minnesota Kids Playing ‘Rape Tag’
Parents were livid to find out that their children were playing ‘Rape Tag’ on school grounds during recess and weren’t told about it.

NJ Woman Uses Old Photos In Prostitution Scam
A New Jersey woman posted old photos on a website advertising her services on an escort site and was busted by local police.

Sacramento Man Throws Wallet At Mayor
A man upset that he didn’t get much help after having his identity stolen and threw his wallet at the Sacramento City Council

Missouri Strip Club Finds Nudity Loophole
Bazookas gentlemen’s club in St. Louis, Missouri has found a creative way around nudity laws.

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