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2022

03

Oct

Ireland Baldwin Looking Non Binary of the Day

I don’t know if Ireland Baldwin is transitioning, or if her shaved head brings out her sheer high testosterone size, but I will say that she looks real fucking androgynous, almost like a dude I went to High School with who was in a band and got into snowboarding in its early form, bleached hair buzz cut and all, sure he didn’t have tits like tits, but if he did, I’d likely play with them, since they are massive, but I doubt they’d turn me on beause TITS alone aren’t always enough, but clearly Alec Baldwin’s first, possibly least favorite, since he’s gone onto have 9 more kids, before he spends his life in prison for murder, as if that will happen, he’s famous and they don’t go down for murder, but yeah, this is Ireland really putting the whole are the big tits enough to the test, because there is no way the rest of her isn’t a 17 year old boy who likes eating!

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2022

03

Oct

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFS, it’s what’s for dinner, or what’s for dinner when you’re on a budget and can’t afford actual hot chicks, so you go for the old, tired, retired, expired, which isn’t always a fail, because some are experienced, trained, come from a marriage where they hated their husband and learned how to make him CUM super fast with their mouths, or are more open minded after years of neglect, exhaustion from raising kids, and perversion!

Not all MOMs are MILFS, the key to making them worthy of jerking off to is the ILFS part of MILFS, which means they are not all that bad, just not all that good, but the FUNNY thing about MILFS in this slut society, is that their blown out mom cunts are less blown out than their younger counterparts, since they haven’t fucked that much oveer the last 20 years of being MILFS!

I used to hate on the damaged bodies of MILFS, but now I’m like, who fucking cares, it’s pussy, even if it comes with baggage, since it all does!

Plus, if they are actual MILFS, they can nurture you when you’re sick, tend to your needs, mend your broken wings, be too busy to annoy you or to get caught up in bullshit, since they have that with their baby daddy, and make you dinner, desert and even clean you up after you shit yourself after drinking too much, since they know how to do all that thanks to being moms!

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2022

03

Oct

Carmen Electra Stripper Gear of the Day

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Carmen Electra is still Carmen Electra, even if she’s a botox, filler, filtered version of the Carmen Electra we once knew and loved, who was also plastic back then, so she’d have to be plastic and probably titanium now that she’s older and more rotten!

Clearly, she’s still got some slutty fucking outfits that she’s taken outside with a towel, to not get her asshole too cold from that cemement, at her age, sitting on concrete asshole first is guaranteed Hemorrhoids!

It is pretty bold that she took it to the streets, one of those TikTok Challenges, only for Old People who don’t understand smart phones of “sluttiest outfit in public” that I am sure her neighbors are happy about, just not as happy as the pool cue that she’s sexually assaulting!

I mean, she’s old, she’s photoshopped, she’s fake as shit, but I’m liking the effort she’s putting into her smut, it’s easy to make good smut, you’d think her old 90s work ethic and experience would next level her content from the lazy new generation! She’s not quite there yet, but I believe in her!

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2022

03

Oct

Bella Hadid’s Fashion Show Titty of the Day

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Bella Hadid is marketed as a top model, which is fine, since the fashion industry and modling is a fucking scam, and if they want to take an LA rich kid who was the sister of some viral instagram model, allowing them to pretend she’s a legit model, and not just a rich kid with an audience, what difference does that make in our lives, nothing! It makes no difference!

Whether you are like me and think her face is hard, masculine and scary, or of the marketed to aggressively and buying into her being hot, who cares, because it’s about her body man, and her body is good!

I don’t know how real it is, what procedures she’s had done to turn herself high fashion, top of the food chain fashion, like a Jenner but less vile, or damaging to society, still vile, just less vile, because the fashion industry she endorses pushes a lot of bullshit onto people, making them think they need desinger shit to matter, overpaying for bullshit product that probably cost the brands 5 percent or less than what they are selling it for, all marketing hype thanks to people like this, which is detrimental for society as a whole! Pushing excess, consumption, capitalism, scamming people out of hard earned money to try to fit in with a shitty society of trash! I am not a fan

But her body’s pretty good and in this Fashion Show for Stella McCartney during fashion week, she’s showing some little nip, making her titty look great, and That’s what it is about, let her push her bullshit, build her ego after growing up the ugly sister, so long as the tits come out to keep the haters like me happy!

TITS for FASHION is always a classic no matter who the model partaking in the high class smut is!

Posted in:Bella Hadid

2022

03

Oct

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I wonder if the breast feeding fetish is a human response to all these fat and vile bitches protesting for the right to abort their potential babies after a creampie encounter with a stranger from tinder goes wrong, when all they were looking for was some intimacy or a feeling of connection with the stranger in the night!

I find it funny, because in Canada where you can abort babies up until 6 months I think, the idiots brainwashed by the internet are using the same hustle or arguments as the fat ugly girls protesting abortion in the USA, some women’s right nonsense, when they have the right to vacuum that little bastard out of them, which based on the way they present themselves, is probably doing the baby a favor!

The shocking thing is that those abortion protestors begging for abortions instead of being responsible with their cunts are some of the ugliest humans around, meaning the abortion is a good thing, maybe it will sterilize them to keep those genetics the fuck out of our society!

But yeah, is all this abortion talk making dudes horny for breeders, for women who want kids, for tits that function the way tits are designed to, because if you break it down, it’s pretty cool that a tit, something I’ve jerked off to for 40 years can FEED a fucking village, I mean that’s a huge fucking selling point, and when it’s in action it’s more SWOLE, at it’s PEAK SWOLE, which is ALSO amazing, so with that, we celebrate TITTY MILK sexualized since we’re perverts and EVERYTHING is sexualized!

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Posted in:Lactating

2022

03

Oct

Stefan’s Nip Slip Round Up of the Day

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I have a titty obsessed friend named Stefan, who doesn’t really like that I am an endorser of the small tits, because he loves the big tits, not realizing that I love the big tits too, I just don’t like fake tits, so supporting the small tit movement and the small titty girls confident in their small tits, saves at least one insecure set of small tits out there from hacking themselves up and getting shitty bolt ons, it’s charitable work, but you’d have to be crazy to not be into big tits!

That said, he is the only person I communicate with online and he’s into these fake or staged or AUTHENTIC nip slip on social media moments we can assume are designed for CLOUT building, but that involve tits being flashed so fuck yeah!

I told him I would dedicate a post to his nip slip finds, that’s the kind of lazy blogger I am, let someone else do my digging, so if you have shit you want me to post, send it over so I don’t have to try to be creative since I peaked a decade ago, it’s been nothing but downhill since, and we’re barely hanging on by a thread – so we coasting!

With that said, some random nip slips!

Posted in:Videos

2022

03

Oct

It’s a Miracle and Other stepNEWS of the Day

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Security Guard Fights Back!

Gun Girl and her Hot Tits

Funny Male Feminist Brings the Jokes

Pumping Gas like a Woman

Keeping the Trees Green in Asia

Duct Tape Girl!

Getting a Boat Pedicure

Green Man Group Take Over NYC Subway

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2022

03

Oct

Mirror Selfie and Other THOTS of the Day

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Gym Locker Search

SPLITS!

Walking up stairs

Beach Biceps

Underboob

Pantyhose Show

Abs

Strong legs

SLURPIE

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

30

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Hot Model Monika in the Field
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Fran Drescher Says Nanny Movie May Happen
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The Media Want Trump Back
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How Mongolian Felts are Made
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Animals Reacting at the Vet
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Ana De Armas in Blonde Photoshoot
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Mila Kunis is Trash Since Ashton – But Hot in a Slut Dress
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Ana De Armas in Black and White for her Cuban Marilyn Monroe Movie
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2022

30

Sep

Race Faker Rachel Dolezal Culturally Appropriates OnlyFans of the Day

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In news I ignored, Rachel Dolezal, the woman who ran some black organization despite being white, but who faked being black, and people just believed her because people believe what they are told, despite ending up being white, which apparently offended everyone who knew her and felt duped for being fucking idiots, even though we’re supposed to be a her body her choice, you can’t tell people what or how they identify, isn’t that the foundation of the whole pronoun game, I guess you can be a pregnant man, but you can’t be another ethnicity, especially when we live in a society that thinks white people making Indian food is racist, or wearing an asian dress is racist, even if it’s a man in said dress, because racism above all in this stupidity!

Anyway, many jokes were made about her, people still laugh at her, she couldn’t find work, needed money or a way to get bak into the news cycle which in a society where everyone self produces porn, some people just don’t give it away for free or want it known, even though we all know EVERYONE has a price!

She got what she want, people got talking, laughing and sharing her nudes you’re supposed to pay for, jerks! That’s the whole reason she’s doing it.

I figure, now that she identifies as a sex worker, I’ll identify as someone willing to look at her naked or mid-sext, because black or white, I like when these people reduce themselves to whores!

Next step, following Maitland Ward’s lead and getting Blacked. This is just the beginning of her porn career, I am sure of that!

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