I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2022

30

Sep

Bella Hadid Being Sprayed Down with White Substance for Fashion of the Day

I am sure this is not Bella Hadid’s first Bukkake, assuming Bukkake’s are still a thing amongst these horny porno generation perverts!

This is how whatever fashion bullshit show she was in closed out the show, their grand finale, just some spiderman level Hentai buckets of cum all over the half naked bitch, which is actually a better look for her than her normal look! Cover her with cum-like substance and all of a sudden her hard face and LIE that she’s a top model makes sense.

The rich kid who has been presented to the world as some top tier model because her family paid for her to be that, not because she’s actually someone with substance who is even that interesting, in fact the only thing interesting about her is understanding how she’s considered a top model, depite her body being good, there’s a lot of good bodies out there, it’s some cheapening of the fashion world, like how Payless tricked people into thinking their 20 dollar shoes were worth 400 dollars, the public are morons who believe what they are sold!

So in being high concept, shocking, edgy, exciting, the “model” and her hard face walked on stage topless, with panties on, only to be sprayed with some sort of plastic substance that forms into a fabric, which we can all hope is toxic and ends up giving her premature terminal illnesses, because it would serve her right for trying to make this body painting shit viral in a world where that’s not nearly hardcore enough, but that the fashion world is probably jerking off to, since they have no taste and only care about the clickbat!

Point of the story, Bella Hadid and her had face have a hot body that looks good being hosed down with a thick white substance that hardens into a dress, but it doesn’t make it any less stupid.

Posted in:Bella Hadid

2022

30

Sep

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

There was a time when a large percentage of the population was begging for the government to instil vaccine passports for the COVID shot after a year of knowing that COVID barely killed and in some places, like where I live, they fucking went for it, thinking it was such a good idea they should tax the unvaccinated on top of not letting them into restaurants, bars, stripclubs, walmart unless it was to buy essential things, Home Depot, we weren’t allowed anywhere and people protested when they had to drop them for civil rights reasons, I don’t forget, because it was fucking nuts!

Only today is Canada finally free of bullshit COVID restrictions, so we can move on and focus on space not being real, flat earth, the falling economy and the world war three!

But that doesn’t make me ask where is that same energy when it comes to mandatory On/Offs, I figure girls are slutty enough to participate, men are perverted enough to celebrate the on/off, we just need the government’s involvement to mandate this shit, tell them that if they post On/Offs it saves old people, or it prevents old people from getting sick, because without their on off, there won’t be on/off herd immunity, do your part for society as a whole, we need it!

Luckily, some babes are getting ahead of the trend, but posting their on/offs since they are hot, before they are mandated, they are the keeners we need for a better tomorrow, so ladies, follow their lead!

(more…)

Posted in:OnOff

2022

30

Sep

Sabrina Carpenter’s On Stage Upskirt of the Day

Sabrina Carpenter is some really famous on Instagram Disney kid now in her 20s who I guess works as an actress and has been in a bunch of bullshit, but that’s not enough exploiting of her fans for her, so she also is a recording artist or pop star, who tours the country and sells merch, you know when she’s not filming movies and tv-shows, there’s money to be made and motherfucker best be gettig it!

The official story is that she was homeschooled, posting Youtube singing videos at the age of 10, so she’s been at this for 13 years, I guess her dad saw dollar signs from the perverts who were watching a 10 year old blonde girl sing, built her a recording studio and at some pount the industry moved in a bought her off him, not sure what the dowry was, but I’m thinking it wasn’t a goat!

In being on trend for her generation, competing with all the porn pussy, she’s gotta take her corny Disney roots and make them a bit edgy, which is probably why her live show comes with upskirts, so you have something to jack off to!

Posted in:Sabrina Carpenter

2022

30

Sep

Gal Gadot in Some Pussy Hugging Spread Legged Jeans of the Day

There used to be a rumor that Gal Gadot is a Israeli spy sent to Hollywood to gather dirt on all the perverts, while pretending to be an actress, who they had no choice but to hire in some key roles, because she’s a spy sent to Hollywood with dirt on those decision makers, but I don’t know how true that is, since many talentless, uninspiring, boring, immigrants end up making it in the movies, just ask Margot Robbie! Maybe it’s just racist to think that an Israeli born, IDF babe would be more sophisticated than some Australian whore who’s career makes no sense!

Plus if you google it, that rumor doesn’t show up, so it’s been scrubbed, making the chances she’s an actual spy even more unlikely, since if she was a high level spy, the story would never be scrubbed from Google!

Not to mention, what the hell would anyone want to spy on the Hollywood perverts, no need for an insider to know that are all crooked degenerates who belong in jail!

So I’m in the school of thought that Gal Gadot was just someone enough dudes jerked off to, justifying her value in a movie like Wonder Woman, where we can all agree she’s got nothing on Lynda Carter’s tits, but since Hollywood is shit, we take what we can get, not that I watch those blockbuster, CGI, soulless movies, but I don’t mind looking at the mom pussy of their starlets spread legged in pussy hugging jeans, like I just stared at a handful of moms in the parks in leggings, assuming that they wear those leggings to hold themselves together, without the bandage like strenght of the leggings, there vaginas would be dragging on the ground!

Posted in:Gal Gadot

2022

30

Sep

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

Full back panties!

It’s that time of the month!

Or week

But they symbolize that time of the month!

Fertility, femininity, not being entrapped by some random fat girl who let you cum in her with a child that will make you immortal through your genetics, that legacy that doesn’t require much effort if you’re a deadbeat, but for some reason you prefer not having because society told you that it would suck to have kids, instead of using every lonely bitch as your child bearing vessel to spread your seed around the world so that YOU last for fucking ever!

Yes, that’s what Full Back Panties bring out in me! Weird!

(more…)

Posted in:Fullback Panty

2022

30

Sep

Jordyn Jones Dance Moves of the Day

Jordyn Jones has a pretty weird fucking face, but with a dancer’s ass that’s fat and round, who cares if she looks like a Dr Seuss character with fetal alcohol syndrome who melted in a fire, because the ass is round and fat.

In this video, the skimpy bikini being eaten by the fat ass demonstrates some of her professionally trained dance moves that got her cast on the child dance reality show when she was 6 or 7 years old, you know, cuz Hollywood is perverted, even at the fringe reality show level.

This isn’t quite dirty enough dancing, but there’s a fat ass in spin and that can be dirty enough if you visualize the right things you’d do to the ass, assuming you still have an imagination, which I don’t, because it’s easier to be braindead watching throat fucking porn!

Posted in:Jordyn Jones

2022

30

Sep

Feminist Friday of the Day

I say this every time I do this post, because it’s not right to label some of these chicks as feminists, when they could actually be cool chicks who fucking hate feminists, I just like the F for Friday and being braless is a propagandized feminist thing, because they played up a group of bra burners in the 60s and have pretended that’s some big day in feminism, stripping away the shackles of the toxic male who doesn’t allow them the equality and representation they deserve, even though I’ve known bitches in power jobs making more money than I ever have, since I was a kid! Seems like a load of bullshi to me! But I guess in feminists defence, working at the grocery store as a cashier for 5 dollars an hour makes more money than me, but you get what I am saying, women have always had representation and the angry ones have been able to work amongst men, get the same degrees as men, and all that shit forever!

This whole feminism shit, especially now is a load of shit, designed to make people hate each other, and feminism of the past was just a scam to get women out of the home, to collapse society and to tax them and their miserable selves because working is slavery not empowering or exciting or soul quenching!

So the whole feminism in nudity, or in selling nudes to those toxic males is an angle that I don’t buy into, since getting naked isn’t pushing feminsm or empowering, it’s clickbait to get paid so that they don’t have to work the corporate jobs and climb that ladder to the top, if anything, it’s anti-feminism, just don’t tell the bitches who intellectualize themselves that, they’ll tantrum!

Now here are some braless bitches!

(more…)

Posted in:Feminist

2022

30

Sep

Kiernan Shipka Sexed Up of the Day

Kiernan Shipka is from a family that relocated to LA when she was 6 to pursue her acting career, which is typically a red flag that makes you think that the family saw an opportunity to cash in after they officially sell their kid to an industry that has been marketed to them as being the best thing ever, the top of the food chain, the endless benefits of celebrity, from creepy fans, to pressure to maintain, to everything else empty and vapid in selling yourself out for money!

Or maybe her parents were just SUPER fucking supportive, put our lives on hold for our fucking 6 year old we believe in!

Anyway, she’s 22 now, she’s secured her spot in the entertaiment industry she’s been in since she was 6, but even that’s not enough to maintain in this fast paced celebrity chasing world, even after being recruited young, she’s got to post smutty shit to get jerked off to like a common whore trying to make it, in that never ending cycle of empty fame chasing! Especially as a white girl when the woke hollywood needs diversity…..SCRAMBLE!

I don’t find her hot, her face is horse-like, but she’s skinny and wears lacy loungewear like a 70s cocaine madame at a high end brothel, so I’ll look, it’s not like I have better shit to do, and her not being fat is half the fucking battle in this world of fat!

Posted in:Kiernan Shipka

2022

30

Sep

Hayley Atwell has Tits of the Day

I don’t know who Hayley Atwell is, wo this is the time in the day where I google her, so that the powers at Big Tech can give me their censored, modified and controlled results, in their attempt to brain wash me, while tracking my every thought, like the fact that I google Hayley Atwell, all because I am too lazy to find an alternative search engine – where is Webcrawler, Altavista and whatever the fuck else I used to use in the 90s!

She’s British, she’s 40, which is probably why she’s got those tits, you know she’s had time to let them grow up thanks to the whole aging process and hormones in her tap water!

She’s in black and white, so I’ll assume this is some boudoir style shoot she took at the flea market to try to keep her husband hard for her! I saw that episode of Roseanne in the 90s and never forgot!

She’s been in some boring sounding movies, so I’ll just look at the cleavage because I’m old and still appreciate cleavage, even in this spread asshole, look how much I can fit in my pussy challenge on TikTok world!

Posted in:Hayley Atwell

2022

30

Sep

Fishnet Friday of the Day

I guess I am a nostalgic motherfucker who appreciates tradition, because when I see the fishnets I don’t think of the current era of everyone being a slut trying to get male attention, while crying toxic masculinity, only to charge dudes for their slutty content, instead of giving it away for free, as some feminist agenda that is meant to teach men who sexualize a lesson by taxing them, only for the dude paying the whore, who will always try to one-up her whoring once her momentum slows down, so they all may start with cockteasing pics, but most end up spreading asshole and normally, it doesn’t take too long to get there, but yeah, FEMINISM!

When I see fishnets, I think of wives of the past spicing up the bedroom, I think of old timey hookers establishing the foundation of sex work of the future, I think of the kid in my high school class who admitted he’d jerk off on his mom’s fishnets when he found them in the laundry room, not because I am into high school friends jerking off to their mom’s sex apparel, but because it’s a reminder the fishnets have mattered in our lives for decades, generational, they are the Christmas movie of lingerie and that’s important! Tradition motherfuckers, whorish tradition!

(more…)

Posted in:Fishnets