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2011

09

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

So much going on – why bother writing some bullshit story that actually happened but doesn’t matter – because you don’t actually care about me – or my ability to convince girls I get all kinds of pussy over the internet cuz girls only like guys who get all kinds of pussy – it’s some animal kingdom competitiveness – and it hasn’t got me laid yet – but it’s a better approach than the loser approach – remember – the internet lets you become anyone – Take advantage….

HEre are the stepLINKS

Candice Swanepoel’s Backstage VS Fashion Show Pic
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Darren Aronofsky’s Anti Meth Campaigns
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Fireworks Mishap
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Stacy Keibler And Her Ass Crack Work Thats ATM Like A Champ
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30 Bitches Hotter than Kim Kardashian – I’m Sure I Could Compile a List of Millions
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Jerk Off In Michael Jackson’s Death Bed
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Annalynne McCord Titties in a Red Dress
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Police Bust Candy Theif Hard
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Live Web Cam Show Hotness
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And That’s Why You Don’t Steal Candy
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Karli is a Slutty Country Girl and I Love It
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Genevieve is Downright Sexy
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The 25 Hottest WWE Wrestlers of All Time
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I Hate Angelina Jolie Btu I Would Still Bang Her
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Adriana de Moura Sexes Up A Piano
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Pitbill is Gonna Sue Lindsay Lohan For Suing Him…Or Something
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Free Cam Show Sexiness
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She’s Stripping and Fingering Herself
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The 100 Hottest Fanbases in College Football
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Brett Ratner’s Mom is the Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Gretchen Mol Celebrates Her Nakedest Birthday Ever
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Blake Lively Dullness Watch
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Emma Stone is Bringing Her Hotness to SNL and Here’s the Promos
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Ashley Tisdale Makes A Case For Photoshop
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Yet Another Looking Good Sweetheart
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These Chinese Old Folks Are Singing Lady Gaga and It’s Hilarious
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The Shit Idiots Will Do to Their Car Amazes Me
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The Burger King King Versus Mcdonalds
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A Very Slutty Pic Dump
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Mandy and Sophia Get It On
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Race Car Honey’s Breasts Burst From Her Top In Rad Vid
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Hot Brunette is Heating Things Up
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Robot Riding a Bike. Awesome
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Gotta Love When a Cutie is All Ready For Winter
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Ahhhhhhh Victoria’s Secret!!!
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Sexy Teen with BIG Tits
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Dakota Fanning’s Marc Jacobs Perfume Ad Banned In The UK
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Nikki Sims is Taking It Off
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Brett Ratner Tested Lindsay Lohan for STDs Before Having Sex With Her
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Selena Gomez Gets Extra Sexy In Naughty Stockings
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Jonathan Lipnicki from Jerry Maquire Was Teased into This
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Kate Winslet Sex Doll
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Rihanna’s 7 Million Dollar House is For Sale for 4.5 Million – Good investment retard….
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Insane Cat Video
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Lisa Rinna Half Naked Twitter Pic
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Amber Heard See Through And Possible Nipple
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Some New Tom Waits
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Extreme Sports Compliation
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How Does the CIA Use Social Media
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EXCLUSIVE: I Almost Got Punched In The Face By Manny Pacquiao
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Sophie Monk Drops Some Cleavage While Possibly Peeing In Her Pants
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Cute Puppy VIdeo to See If You Have Soul
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What’s Hotter Than A Fat Elephant Covered In Mud?!
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Today’s SmutMEET – TONS OF GREAT PORN
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Candice Coke Naked on Hung
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A Whole Lot of Pics from EXXXOTICA
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A Whole Lot of Californication and Shameless Nude Scenes
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Webcam Star of the Day
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Ashley Tisdale Bikini
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More Rebecca Romijn Bikini
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More Kelly Brook Lingerie Pics
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Josefina Pouso Hot in SH Magazine
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

09

Nov

Dakota Fanning’s Erotic Ad of the Day

Here’s 17 year old Dakota Fanning in an ad for Marc Jacobs and it’s abotu as erotic as watching kids play in the park, it’s so funny that people freak out about shit cuz she’s 17, when no one freaked out that her mom put her to work at 4. She’s likely sexually active, she’s gonna be 18 soon, it is legal to fuck her in many countries, who fucking cares…she looks hot and this is only pornographic or inappropriate to anyone perverted enough to get a boner looking at this shit. The only offensive thing is that she’s fully clothed and bitch is pretending to still have her flower….I guess I just like my 17 year olds sluttier or maybe I just like my scandals to be actual fucking scandals…

Posted in:Dakota Fanning

2011

09

Nov

Leeann Tweeden Throwback Cheesy 90s Tits of the DAy

I don’t know who the fuck Leeann Tweeden is….Aparently she was on some fitness show working out for daytime TV, called in sick, stayed at home from school jerk off sessions….and recently She was in Playboy and everyone went nuts over the shit, emailing and tweeting me, probably not aware that this video from some show called Edenquest, hosted by Pam Anderson in 1995, purely softcore and cheesy, showcased her fake tits, cuz that was the whole point of those fake tits to begin with, it just didn’t work out for her as well as she hoped…

Anyway, I love 90s erotica, softcore, fake tits….so I’m posting it.

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Posted in:LeeAnn Tweeden

2011

09

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Is Tonight Night and I wasn’t Invited of the Day

After all the posts I’ve done on these Victoria’s Secret bitches, over the last 7 years or running the site, giving them press, even though I know these half naked bitches are marketing campaigns to them, far more interactive than the ad above the urinal at the bar, because they are living, breathing, hot bitches who are half naked…..

You’d think I’d get a fucking invite to their bullshit fashion show, to give you exclusives, to hang out back stage, to masturbate on their outfits while sniffing the sweaty panties, to attempting to lure one of the models into marriage…

But instead I get nothing….but at I can steal shit off twitter….so here’s some back stage footage, not naked enough, but enough to remind you that you’ll be watching that hour of primetime shopping channel on network television no one cares to notice is strictly commercial, cuz there are half naked bitches there distracting…Making me one of the only dudes who hates the shit, I find it cheesy and boring, repetitive and not inspiring and half naked bitches or not it is not nearly perverted enough for me, it is just bullshit marketing scam that middle america buys into…cuz it’s better than watching Everybody Loves Raymond re-runs.

Here’s Doutzen and Ambrosio being puppets for lots of money…not nearly half naked enough and I’m sure I’ll have the actual pics of the event tomorrow. So Ya’ll come Back Now…

Posted in:Adriana Lima|Alessandra Ambrosio|Doutzen Kroes|Uncategorized

2011

09

Nov

Blake Lively Does Push Up Bras of the Day

Blake Lively’s vagina has had more A-List success than the rest of her….it’s far more Hollywood than her bottom feeding, Cable TV Show, ass will ever be….

It’s been passed around more than the EMMY for Modern Family was brought to Colombia with Vergara to excite the kids with the idea that prostution in america can be fruitful….

She’s not all that hot, I hate push up bras when I get to fuck the bitch with disappointment when I bring her home, but I don’t have enough Oscar nods or big production movies under my belt or on my IMDB, that she’d want to assocaite herself to through sex, so I can just look at her…and look not touching happens to the only time I love me some push-up bras….


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Posted in:Blake Lively

2011

09

Nov

Natalie Portman Ass in Jeans for her Virgins Fans of the Day

I have met Natalie Portman fans and they are really fucking weird, collectors who prefer to be called loyal, often times they are Jewish, because she is Jewish, from Israel, her real name is “HERSHLAG” which sounds like code for a slumpy vagina….. Good looking, so held in high esteem in the community of guys who constantly date non jewish girls, until they decide to marry and start a family having no choice but to marry a Jewish girl….leaving her the beacon of hope that one day they’ll get a Herschlag of their own…..

Often times….they are also virgin, sci-fi, star wars types who haven’t left their basement computer rooms since black swan was released and she tainted herself with not that AIDS CULKIN FUCKER MILA KUNIS…also a jewish girl who is a beacon of hope to Jewish guys everywhere, when they forget about the whole AIDS sex with Culkin…..but also with a kid that raped her uterus….

So these are some pics of her post-baby body walking in jeans….for those who still care about her….which I assume is every single one of her fans cuz they have a hard time letting go of things…it’s part of their ASPERGERS…..

Posted in:Natalie Portman

2011

09

Nov

Maria Menounos Greek Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

Whenever I see greek ass – i wonder how many dicks have been in it….

Yeah, I know it’s a stereotype that’s been exhausted….not a funny joke, but just truth I actually think when I see her ass cuz I know greek people, and they all love anal sex, they love talking about how hey use special olive oil on their wives, like it is a cultural thing, like souvlaki or feta and olives, that they learned as kids at Helenic school learing about Arostotle and Socrates, the original pedophile teachers, who parents celebrated when their kids were raped by them, cuz it was a honor or something that has carried over generations and generations…ending up in this denim wearing ass…

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Maria Menounos

2011

09

Nov

Selena Gomez in Some Thigh Highs of the Day

I’m pretty satisfied with the fact that all it takes for me to get excited by sex offender porn is when the sex offender is wearing some knee high slut socks that look like they are from some lingerie store girls who look 12 but are 18 shouldn’t shop….even if there is no sex in the equation because Selena Gomez isn’t Kim Kardashian like that, and doesn’t give me shit I actually want to see, but just glimpses that inspire, cuz she’s at the top of her game, people love her, she has fans, has albums, host songs, and more importantly has the law in her pockety cuz she doesn’t get arrested for acting inappropriate with minors….like my friend down the hall, who always shows teen girls his cock on public transit and is always in and out of jail for getting caught….dude needs to get him some Selena Gomez secrets to get away with sex offense, while encouraging sex offense all at the same time….

I am the kind of guy who is always amazed when I find out 18 year olds have vibrators…Good times….

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2011

09

Nov

Christina Aguilera Fat at Some Event of the Day

Everyone is so concerned with Chrstina Aguiler’s weight gain, but I’m more concerned with her catcher mit with a lot of miss piggy rouge of a face….which I guess it is as appropriate of a face she should have since clearly, she is a fucking pig …..

I don’t care what tricks she tries to pull by wearing black, or having her hands on her hip to seem more slim in pictures….she’s fucking huge and I don’t care how much she pretends or acts in love with that Russian Maffia looking boyfriend of hers….nothing distracts from the fact that she’s fucking huge…

And sure, making fat jokes is lame, boring, obvious and easy….but I think the real joke is what happened to her…..something only pictures can convey….who cares…

Briana Evigan was there and if you don’t know who she is, she’s the newest person I want to fuck….but only cuz she wears retarded head bands while showing off her dancing titties…

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2011

09

Nov

Kristin Cavallari Legs of the Day

If a useless bitch who was once on the worst show on TV, but then she thought she was too good for that piece of shit show, so she quit to take on other projects, that never ended up existing, only to crawl back to that shitty show, only for it to be cancelled, wears a mini skirt, showing off her thin legs, does it make enough noise to get a post? Apparently, enough for this useless blogger, even though the noise I’d rather hear out of her is gurggles while her face is shoved into the mud…If you know what I mean….no, I’m not a rapist, I just think the devil incarnated and put on MTV needs to be punished for being part of such shit…especially when she hasn’t released nude pics or videos yet….which is the real tragedy in Kristin Cavallari….as she falls into obscurity…wearing a mini skirt.

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari