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Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day

Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day

Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day

Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2012

Jan

Lara Stone Great Tits No Ass in a White Bikini of the Day

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These idiots tried to sue me when I posted pictures of their honeymoon, so I kinda hate them for that but unfortunately, Lara Stone, a dutch model, has some of the most amazing tits in fashion, I’ve posted them HERE and HERE so it makes it hard for me to really hate her…no to mention I don’t know her, never will know her, and couldn’t really give less of a shit about her…and if anything…it just makes me want to befriend this couple on their get the wife pregnant vacation cuz I don’t deserve such a hot pussy…hence all the kissing tour….and that’s only to stare at her tits in person…but I guess I’m better off just staring at her tits in pictures…cuz they are everywhere, it is more accessible and less wor….and it gets their lawyers so angry…when really the only thing they should be angry about is that she has no ass…

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2012

Jan

Selena Gomez’s Ass Goes Grocery Shopping of the Day

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Some of the hottest pussy goes through the grocery store…my theory is that it is because we all have to eat…even the anorexics….cuz otherwise we’d die…making the grocery store the second best place to loiter besides the liquor store when they are handing out samples…

Either way, it’s a great place for hot moms, single girls on their way home from the gym buying bananas for what I can only assume is the nights nutritious entertainment when done entertaining….but more importantly it’s a great place for teenage girls and sex offenders…or in Selena Gomez’s case…Teenage girls who are sex offenders…

Here’s her young slutty booty…with her woman…

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2012

Jan

Rose McGowan Gives the Finger of the Day

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Rose McGowan….you’ve got a bad attitude….if you really hated the paparazzi…why the fuck don’t you live in Canada…or somewhere less Hollywood….giving them the finger…is mean. The paparazzi are classy immigrants just trying to live the American dream…one creppy photo at a time…there’s no need to get pissed off…it’s not like they are hiding in your closet or on your fire escape or going through your garbage…but that may be because you haven’t been in a movie in a long time…but that’s no reason to be a jerk…it’s not their fault you’ve changed your face since your car accident or that you broke up with the director future husband who always cast you…and the real issue in all this is why won’t you add me as a facebook friend….cuz I still find you hotness…funny lips and botox or not….you still have great tits…even if you have a bad bratty attitude…

Yes..I just wrote a post as a letter to Rose McGowan…and no I’m not humilated by it…cuz I have no shame…

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2012

Jan

Ashley Tisdale Does Shorts of the Day

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Ugly face Ashley Tisdale isn’t so bad when she’s dressed like a fucking hipster in little short shorts showing off her legs she works so hard to keep thin and fit…or maybe I’m just into this cuz of her greasy or wet hair…looking like she either just had a shower…or more likely why I find it erotic…like a crack whore ready to suck dick for a warm shower….cuz it’s been a frew months and it is time….and who really knows…the bigger issue at hand is why the fuck I post pics of useless barely celebs in shorts like it matters…I need help people…

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2012

Jan

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s some great stuff going on in the NEWS….the world is insane…doomed and really entertaining…

Alleged Rape Victim Arrested For Not Testifying
An alleged rape victim in San Antonio was arrested for failing to show as a witness for the defense in the trail of an alleged rapist.

Arizona Man Wants Cheating Wife Prosecuted By Police For Cheating
An Arizona man learned that adultery is a crime in Arizona and had his wife arrested when condoms went missing.

Man Followed Home From Strip Club And Robbed
A Connecticut man was followed home from Kahoots strip club and robbed when a pair of men saw him flashing money at the club.

Student Disciplined For Report On Bomb Building
An Oklahoma school called police after giving a student compliments on an paper he wrote about how to build a pressure bomb.

Paris Art Gallery Outraged By Models
The Musee d’Orsay in Paris is threatening legal action against the French lingerie company Etam as part of a flash ad campaign.

Deputy Caught on Video Striking Woman
Internal investigations were under way today into an incident involving a 42-year-old woman seen in a video being struck by a Los Angeles County sheriff’s deputy on a bus in Bellflower.

Beer Theft Fails Because Of Getaway Vehicle
A pair of beer thieves in Texas learned the hard way that an RV doesn’t make a good getaway car when committing a crime. The two criminals were quickly arrested.

Transplant Heart Dropped
A pair of clumsy medics dropped a transplant heart moments after the helicopter transporting the donor organ landed in a Mexico City.

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2012

Jan

Karlie Kloss for Numero of the Day

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Karlie Kloss was the featured model in the Victoria’s Secret fashion show….who they played up as the Victoria’s Secret virgin they pulled out of the mid-west and offered to launch her like she was a tribal village dwelling Brazilian they bought for 2 donkeys and a bag of beads like Adriana Lima…but the truth is, her skinny frame, that wasn’t build for modeling lingerie, but that was build for modeling eating disorder campaign pamphlets to hand out to high school girls….was a model before…part of an agency, doing fashion runway shit and covers of fashion magazines, and here she is in a photoshoot video for Numero….I didn’ watch it…but it may be hot…who knows…

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2012

Jan

Codie Young Showing Tit in Lingerie for Black Magazine of the Day

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This is my first post on size zero model Codie Young…who is in this great photoshoot in the cemetery like a goth for something called Black Magazine…that she’s in panties and more importantly showing nipple in…which is standard for fashion models…but not so standard for 18 year old fashion models…cuz it usually takes a couple of years in the industry to realize you get no where without showing tit…and her fast moving, mature take on her work…while other 18 year olds are only showing tit for their boyfriends…and her willingness to get that picture for her careeer, cuz flashing tits is fun regardless of getting paid for it, especially when you are doing it in such a classy, artistic and respectful way…at least that’s what you tell youself…while the end conclusion still remains….that I still get to see titty….and now so do you…

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2012

Jan

Laura Wiggins in Shameless of the Day

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Shameless is a great concept for a show…obviously…not from America….but anothing UK rip off…which doesn’t bother me cuz it’s a story of a drunk, degenerate, with a family he can’t support, cuz he’s too busy drinking, and getting in trouble for his drinking….

THey didn’t pay me to say that…I just fell I can relate to it and I like that finally someone has paved the way for me….like that midget from Gang of Thrones thanked the Little People Big World and the Munchkins from Wizard of Oz for paving the way for him last night…

That said…. TITS ON TV ….is an even better concept…something I need, support, approve of and that I’m happy about…it’s taken years to get here, but we’ve almost broken down the taboo…and humanity can now feel human…by not being subject to censored oppressive content..

Here’s a clip of Laura Wiggins, I posted her tits in Shameless before….I said she’s 22 and looks 13…which is enough for you to enjoy here….so watch.

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2012

Jan

Rihanna Smoking a Blunt in Hawaii in Leggings of the Day

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They are saying that these are pictures of Rihanna smoking a blunt, you know to influence all her 12 year old fans that along with loving the smell of sex and chains and whips excite her….she’s also into getting high…a substance proving by conservative christians in the 50s to make a motherfucker go crazy, murder, and lead into psychosis….a substance that has since been proven to not have any negative side effects…making these pics a no – big deal….not to mention Rhianna is black and from the islands…her NOT smoking a blunt would be far more shocking….and none of that matters, what matters is how lazy she is with her work out routine, get high, lay in sun in Hawaii, do obligues…fucking slacker…but at least she’s in leggings.

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2012

Jan

Golden Globes Globes of the Day

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I will never understand why anyone would sit through an award show at their own will. Shit is torture.

It’s like a bunch of awards that mean nothing for people who are already living a life of a lottery winner who don’t need more awards….making speeches about nothing…in efforts to validate that what they do actually matters on an artistic level…even though the shit are bought, bribed and totally bullshit….because their bank accounts aren’t enough validation…..

I don’t see any appeal whatsoever in hearing a shitty comedian tame down his shitty jokes for money like a sell out while pretending he’s not being tame or that his jokes aren’t shitty….when he had to hustle to get to the level of hosting bullshit awards…and knows a good joke from a bad one….opting for the bad one cuz that shit pays the bills he already has no problem paying…

The only thing remotely interesting is that the bitches show off some tit…but even that got boring by the 9th grade when all bitches had cleavage and we became desensitized….in desperate need of the pussy….but here are the pics anyway…

Jessica Alba Showing Some Titty So People Don’t typecast her as “mom”….