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2012

12

Jan

Lots of Tits, Pussy, Nipple, Ass at the People’s Choice Awards of the Day

The thing about these stupid fucking award shows is that I don’t fucking watch them….not because I think I am above them or too cool for them…but because I don’t understand why they exist and if anything the fact that they do exist annoys the fuck out of me….

I hate that hollywood put on events and bullshit awards to celebrate themselves….spending millions on it, making millions on it, while real issues are actually going on in the world…that aren’t part of this vapid, materialistic, smutty and commercialized diversion that’s got us all caught up in their shit..

That said, there were some tits and tight dresses at the event, and like any self respecting man, that’s enough to make me forget all the bad that is Hollywood, while respecting all that is good….the tits…did I mention there were tits in dresses at this award show? cuz that’s all that matters….

I decided to put all these bitches in one post…cuz they are pretty much the same person – just different shapes, sizes, worth, talent, etc…

Demi Lovato’s Big Cleavage that Wilmer Valderamma is fucking Cuz He’s into ruining already damaged teenage bitches with expired Disney Contracts…it is his porn…

Ashley Greeene’s Shitty Nose Job….Hot Hard nipples… in Latex Fetish gear of the Day

Miley Cyrus Window to her Legal and Thus Less Interesting Tits

Vanessa Hudgens Fat Ass Pudgy….

Julianna Hough Showing Back and Ass that Ryan Seacrest pretends to fuck in public, when really he’s fucking dudes….

Nina Dobrev even though I have no idea who this bitch is….

Montreal’s Own Elisha Cuthbert…who is too cool for Montreal and a total cunt when she comes home to visit her family…but who’s sister I’d like to fuck….cuz she’s still local…and I always prefer the non-famous one…they try harder while living in their sister’s shadow….

Cheryl Burke Dancing with the Stars but Shoulda been Dancing for 10 dollars a song in a Vegas strip club….

Kristen Bell for Old Times cuz for a Minute she was considered hot…now she’s just in lacy lingerie inpsired dresses with latex skirts you probably want to cum all over….

Carrie Keagan…No Idea who she is but I’d be into getting to know her tits…

and unfortunately….Kathy Griffin was there to ruin the fucking party….and apparently to also ruin this post…

Posted in:People's Choice Award

2012

12

Jan

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’m still drinking from last night….and I’ve figured out the root of my drinking…it’s coffee. If I have a coffee at 8 at night, I usually can’t fall asleep like a normal person, so I start drinking to take me down a notch, then the drinking leads to a cocaine….which leads to more drinking…which leads to getting kicked out of bars….or getting in trouble by cops for climbing up fire escapes to watch ex girls I fucked sleep at 5 am…and sometimes, very rarely, it leads to back alley blowjobs, but I’ve been finding it harder and harder to get it up for these crackwhores, I’m too luxurious to congregate with trash like that…

Here’s the morning hangover dump…even though it’s still night time to me…

Best Local News Bloopers Of 2011
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25 Athletes with Strange Obsessions
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Free Cam Shows Make Sexy One Click Away
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The 8 Most Overeducated Porn Stars
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Robot Fiiiiiiiiiiight!!!!! – VIDEO
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I Love Me an Asian Hottie
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A-Rod Has a New Slut – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts. Enjoy
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Pervert Films Sluts at a Nude Beach – VIDEO
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The 10 Hottest Women in “30 Rock” History
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A Whole Lot of Dancing Bear Porn
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2012

12

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

You know what I’m missing in my life…big tits in my mouth…but that just may be my horniness talking cuz the last 2 days, every bitch who served me in store, bar, or even at the post office when I was collecting my porn, has had huge tits they like showing off….and I like awkwardly staring at….

You know what you’re missing in your life….a shot for shot remake of the Indiana Jones opening scene….in Stop Motion Animation….Insane.

You’re probably missing a lot more things, from pussy, to money, to friends, or even family that like you, from a job, or a car, or a decent place to live….

In fact the only thing you may have is disappointment, credit card debt, debt end routine that makes you feel like your life is void of anything of value and that you are just some drone going through the motions that no one will make a stop motion of….but if you’re smart you’ll just drink and / or click on these links…

Khloe Kardashian Probably Isn’t a Kardashian and All The Beans Are Being Spilled
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FES From That 70s Show is Fucking Teens
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Live Web Cam Sluts That Will Keep You Busy From Now Til Forever
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I Love the No Pants Subway Ride
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Demi Lovato’s Huge Cleavage
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Kate Winslet Showing Leg Like this was Titanic
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Best Local News Bloopers of 2011
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20 Most Tempting Mistresses in Sports
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And Now, The Funniest Post Ever Written By Michael K from Dlisted
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World Record Motorcycle Jump is Impressive – VIDEO
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Donna Took Her Top Off
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Bad Food Lovers Rejoice
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Cassie: Warrior Princess
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Yvonne Strahovski Nude And Painted
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Candice Swanepoel Likes Bikinis
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Kim Kardashian Has Been Replaced By a Dog Hahahaahah
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Busty Amateur Shoves a Cucumber Up Her Twat – VIDEO
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The 20 Most Tempting Mistresses in Sports
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Chloe Sims Panty Upskirt
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Honestly, I Think Oprah Winfrey is Losing Her Fucking Mind
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Miley Cyrus is a Fucking Idiot
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Jason Alexander Slaps Doug Hutchison, Gropes Courtney Stodden (VIDEO)
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Leonardo DiCaprio Can’t Get Hard Unless His Mommy Gives Him Permission
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This is How They Serve Ice Cream in Dubai
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What Anchors Do During Breaks – VIDEO
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WTF Files: Governor Pardons Convicted Murders Who Worked For Him [Video]
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Another Slutty Pic Dump
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Vanessa Goes Down
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Good News Everybody: More Women Are Having Anal Sex!
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Now THIS is How You Read a Book and Turn the Pages – VIDEO
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I Love Me a Sexy Red Head
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God Damn Kate Beckinsale is Sexy
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Doing Sports in the Morning Can Be Sexy
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Lindsay Lohan is Getting Sued Again
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I Wanna Be All Over Peaches Peaches
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Torrie Wilson is in a Bikini
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And Some Megan Fox – VIDEO
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Stacy Keibler Long and Lovely
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50 Years of Bond on Blu-Ray
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Julianne Hough’s Got Back
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Strange Epic Drum Solo
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This Dog has Rhythm
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20 Best Flukes of Nature in Sports
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Salma Hayek And A Mouth Full Of Tit
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Jessica Jane Clement, Big Tits In Tiny Lingerie. What better Combination?
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Is Beyonce’s Baby Really The Spawn Of Satan? There People Think So…
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I’m Waiting For Rihanna To Spread Her Legs…
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Amber Rose Bikini and Other Wild Looks
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Celeb Winter Bikini
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Homemade Synth
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Truck Cheats Death
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100 Dumbest Plays in Sports History
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Olivia Wilde Bikini
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Lauren Stoner Bikini
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Katrina Bowden Panties
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A Whole Lot of Victoria’s Secret Underwear Pics
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Ali Larter Titties
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Some Strong Pussy Athletics
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Rooney Mara Gets Raped in The Girl With THe Dragon Tattoo Clip
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2012

11

Jan

Caroline Wozniacki Tennis Cameltoe of the Day

I love tennis…it is the one sport I can really get into and follow….partially for the excitement level….partially cuz I’m so white collar and classy that country clubs are just what I do…in my Lacoste shirt….but mainly cuz I love the little skirts…the bitches with fit bodies grunting and sweating….while showing off their sweaty panties and hard nipples…It’s really quite decadent….

Apparently it was a windy day at the Australian Tennis Tournament…and Caroline Wozniacki was getting her skirt blown all over the motherfucker, leading to her little booty shorts being exposed while jacked up her vagina, cuz moving around like a tennis bitch does makes fabrics shift unless she was wearing a maxi pad….but no one wears maxi pads anymore..riding the white horse is a thing of the past…new age vagina is all diva cup and tampon filled….way less humiliating than when a bitch would sound like she was wearing a diaper every move she made….

Posted in:Caroline Wozniacki

2012

11

Jan

Jessica Alba and Rebecca Romijn at an Event I Wasn’t Invited to of the Day

I don’t get invited to events…especailly not celebrity events…and if I was I doubt I’d go…even though crashing these things would probably put the site on the map…making me almost question my laziness…before remembering the site isn’t even considered PRESS or MEDIA if anything I’m a red flag and on the list of people not allowed in….bringing flashbacks of neglect when I was growing up and not invited to all the parties and dances cuz I was the loser who didn’t fit in…and that would make me sad, or angry or seek revenge…if I had emotion…or pride…or really even cared about much…or more importantly if I had a pussy…but instead I just focus on what’s important…the pussy.

Either way, Alba and Romijn were at this event….and sure, they both look a little tired….a little older…a little more adult and motherly…but they both are still hot enough for me to stare at…especially when Alba wears her gothic, PVC, Leather, Mesh top dress that looks like she’s ready to get cummed all over in a fetish flick….and while Rebecca Romijn proves getting knocked up by the kid from “My Secret Identity” doesn’t have to ruin your 40 year old model ass or legs like marrying John Stamos ruined her dignity….

Here are the pics…

ALBA:

REBECCA ROMIJN STAMOS

Posted in:Jessica Alba|Rebecca Romijn

2012

11

Jan

Molly Ringwald’s Mom Ass Eats Pants for Old Times of the Day

Molly Ringwald wasn’t hot in the John Hughes 80s movies she’s known for…and she sure as hell isn’t hot now…but for some reason…I am compelled to post these pictures of her celebrating her washed up career in the form of jacking some sweat pants up her ass like a bitch who has finally given up….I don’t know why but the tormented needy actress who relies on her cult status from 30 years ago to feel wanted, needed, important, of value….wearing sloppy clothes like she’s virtually given up all hope….and if it wasn’t for the love her number one fan who met her in a hotel bar drinking her face off, and who decided to marry her to have a funny story to tell his friends….she’d have nothing to live for…leaving her with no choice but to kill herself in a glamour-less one bedroom apartment cuz it is all she can afford…at least that’s my take on this….

Posted in:Molly Ringwald

2012

11

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Sluts Out in Shorts of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is such a slut….she can’t keep her hands off her boyfriend and I can only assume it’s cuz she’s finally unleashing her nympho daddy issues that we saw in the form of self-shot nude pics….all teenage rebellion….looking for a sexual release cuz all she had at the time was a fake boyfriend she was contractually obliged to who wouldn’t fuck her, but who would masturbate to gay porn with her, which I guess wasn’t enough….but then again…she has had a recent weight gain and maybe this is just her being the insecure fat chick and at least she’s doing it in fuck me boots, cuz it’s way hotter that if she was doing it with a bucket of fried chicken like the insecure fat chicks I know…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2012

11

Jan

Emma Stone Boring Legs at Some Event of the Day

I really don’t know what all the rage about Emma Stone is….She doesn’t show her tits….she doesn’t show her ass….to the point that I don’t even know if she’s got an ass or tits…she’s cute at best…but for some reason she’s a fucking it-girl. I think the entertainment industry has wronged us….or at least Emma Stone’s team of handlers and publicists have…cuz fame like this should come via scandal and not from just being a fucking redhead….Either way, she’s at an event, almost as slutty as the time she was at an event SHOWING LEG ….she needs to step it up fast.

Posted in:Emma Stone

2012

11

Jan

Salma Hayek’s Big Titties Busting Out of the Day

You know Old Mexican Whore Tits always remind me of my mother. God rest her soul. Like Salma Hayek, she too was a busty Mexican whore, only instead of fucking movie producers, she was fucking asshole white middle to low level management who crossed the border looking for happiness back in the late 60s…. It’s not her fault- she had illegit children to feed….until we were taken away and she died.

Wow…..this is a really happy post about tits busting out of Salma Hayek’s mom shirt….

Posted in:Salma Hayek

2012

11

Jan

Pippa Middleton From Behind Hassled by Homeless Looking People Porn of the Day

I hate how the day the paparazzi finally snap off a shot of Pippa Middleton, the second rate Kate Middleton, who is probably jealous and tormented that everyone gave a fuck about her sister’s birthday the other day, while no one gave a fuck about her, probably because she didn’t take that rage and channel it into a pair of hot pants, like a normal girl who feels like her sister outshines her and that she needs to make a move to get noticed and differentiate herself, while disgracing her family that feels so proud….but she’s even a failure, second rate, hack at doing that….

I love how a crazy and angry homeless looking guy is getting all up on her face with a camera, that’s the kind of paparazzi I aspire to be…we’re all allowed to have dreams of celebrities or siblings of royalty pressing harrassment charges against us…..

Here are Pippa Middleton’s legs looking short in some pink denim…vagina pants….

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