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Heidi Klum’s Got her Old Lady Titties Out in a Sheer Body Suit of the Day

Halle Bailey’s Bikini Selfie of the Day

Race Car Driver Lindsay Brewer’s Hot Past Inspires of the Day

Hilary Duff’s Stuff of the Day

Kate Beckinsale Spreads her Legs for Survival of the Day

2011

Oct

Pippa Middleton’s Ass in Jeans of the Day

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Pippa Middelton’s dressed like a hipster lumberjack…all she’s missing is unshowered hair and a mustache. I wonder if she’s rocking the hipster bush….and whether she drinks PBR while listening to indy music or electro….I guess only time will tell, cuz this elegant, high society, second rate sister of a princess who isn’t a princess despite how hard her dad tries to make her feel like one so that she doesn’t snap…but will snap…cuz girls are catty and ruining each other while claiming their own identity is what girls do…..but for now…all we’ve got in her ass in jeans…to tide us over until the actually smut gets released…Exciting. Gives us something to look forward to.

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2011

Oct

Rihanna is a Vision of Beauty of the Day

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OMG – I just got a glimpse of the worlds sexiest woman of 2011…

I like to call these pictures proof that Rihanna isn’t the sexiest woman of anything, except maybe the Karaoke party she is rumored to have been hooking at back in Barbados at 14 when she was first found before extorting her way into success….

I don’t know if Esquire has invested money in her album or tour, if they are getting paid, if it is part of a bigger scale ad deal, but there’s definitely some upside we’re not seeing…because there’s no way she’s deserving of that title…but some of us are believing it, cuz we don’t have time in our busy lives to pay attention to who is hot out there in the media…cuz we’re just trying to raise our kids, keep our wives happy, plan a vacation, and pay our mortgages……..speak for yourself loser…this shit is my life and that’s more depressing that your life I just laid out for you…proving life is hell but at least we’re living it.

Here are the rest of her nude for Esquire’s fake Title pics….

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2011

Oct

Mandy Moore’s Possible Pregnant Nipples of the Day

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There’s a rumor going around that Mandy Moore is pregnant and that these are her hard nipples while lunching with her dad to break the news to him before she goes to the media that she is in fact a slut who lets guys cum in her without condoms cuz that’s just the way he raised her….

There’s also a rumor going around that people don’t remember who Mandy Moore is, that she’s not hot, has a dumpy, awkward, large hipped body that might as well been pregnant the last 10 years since she peaked at 17….sure I’m the one starting those rumors, but that’s all part of what I waste my time doing…and in my defense, it’s not startin a rumor if no one’s reading it.

Here are the nips.

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2011

Oct

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Ass in Tights on a Bike of the Day

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Gwyneth Paltrow was filming some shitty movie because Hollywood is insular and they cast the same idiots for the same concept movies over and over and over again because like me…they like to beat a dead horse since the public will buy anything…you idiots….

That said, they put her in bike spandex, made her ride her bike, and the paparazzi got a shot of her pussy eating her seat, the basis of my bike seat sniffing fetish I always get caught attempting to live out when hot girls on hot days dock their bike on a lamp post and head into the market to buy lunch…

Don’t confuse this for me thinking Gwyneth Paltrow is someone hot enough to jerk off to…I just have this habit of posting useless pictures of useless people who people think are important all day…

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2011

Oct

Kate Beckinsale’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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I was first introduced to Kate Beckinsale by a virgin loser you could probably relate to. He invited me to his apartment cuz he was trying to collect me as a friend cuz collecting was all he knew and I was trying to get free beer. He put in the Movie underwood and told me it was the 50th time he watched it and it’s at the point where he can recite it and reenact it as soon as he finds other virgin losers to perform it with him in the park between medeval sword fighting simulation….and dude couldn’t contain his excitement a director’s cut was coming out cuz it was like a whole new movie, before showing me 3 photo albums of her pictures cut out and cropped, the creepiest of the pics being his head and her head cut out on a porn pic….

All this to say, I was never that much of a fan, but she’s pushing 40, her ass is amazing, she gets half naked, despite being a mom, and above all she’s from the UK, all odds against her…but for some reason…she remains spectacular……

Here are some bikini pics…

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2011

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens Lesbianism in a See Thru Dress of the Day

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This is a stretch even for a pervert like me…See Vanessa Hudgens, actress, is rocking a white dress and when she hits the sunshine from the right angle, it’s so see through you can see the shadow of her fucking legs…This is the kind of low key slutty dress that you’d expect from a girl transitioning into lesbianism, you know slowly scaling back on her sex appeal, until one day becoming some kind of Meg White looking fat chick on a motorcycle circulating my block to rip off my dick as all other lesbians do…

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2011

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I feel like all the fat useless comedy actors becoming skinny offers great opportunity for me to take over hollywood before I die of a heart attak fucking hookers after doing boatloads of cocaine like I as a fucking drug cartel / Sofia Vergara’s vagina the mule….

Unfortunately, I’m pretty into sitting on the couch.

Here’s some shit going on around the internet….

Youngest Metallica Cover Band Ever
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The Hottes Soccer Fan Pics Ever
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Free Cam show Sexiness
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Video Slam: Shay Maria, Rihanna, Kitty Lea, Nyomi Banxxx
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Fake Store Prank is Pretty Clever
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Lauira Lee is Wearing One of Those Slutty Pink Mesh Things and I Like It
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Courtney Stodden’s Ramblings Are Still A Goddamn Goldmine
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Live Web Cam Suts to Make You Get Your Solo Sex On
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These Sluts Are All Over Each Other – VIDEO
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The 10 Sexiest Vampires in Film and TV
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2011

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s the news….It’s good news…like the time you found out that asshole you hated was in a car accident…only with less guilt…it’s good news like the time you found out the girl who rejected you got really fat…it’s good news…cuz it happened to someone else…

Women Get Into Bleach Fight at MD Wal-Mart
A woman attacked her ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend at a Maryland Wal-Mart. This is not the first fight between them. The boyfriend’s father took the side of ex-girlfriend.

VIDEO: Deer Crashes Into Cell Phone Store, Wrecks Bathroom

Teen to cops: Dealer stole my pot money

Pot-Shaped Candy Alarms Parents
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Stuttering Teen Was Told to Be Quiet In Class

TSA Screener Arrested for Child Porn in Maryland

Iraqi Vet’s Tree House in Trouble
A Fairfax County housing board wants an Iraqi vet’s treehouse to come down.

Family Calls 911 After Getting Lost in Corn Maze
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Iowa Man Tried to Pour Superglue Down Woman’s Throat

Pastor Caught on Camera Stealing Drugs
A pastor in Tennessee is accused of breaking into homes to steal pain pills and was caught on camera breaking into a house.

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2011

Oct

Adrienne Curry Tits for Twitter Followers of the Day

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Adrienne Curry is the worst. I’m not just saying that cuz she told me off and blocked me before getting huge on twitter. I’m saying it cuz she’s the worst. As much as I love naked for attention, I hate naked for attention that ends up working for a bitch cuz it’s just too obvious, uncreative, and any one with tits, fake or not, can pull the same shit and that shit should never be celebrated…or recognized…cuz it prevents them from turning tricks when they run out of money from their reality show prize like they are supposed to…but instead gives them confidence they shouldn’t have…it’s annoying and here I am buying into her bullshit by posting this boring, not getting fucked pic.

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