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2011

05

Oct

Minka Kelly’s Beach Mouth to Mouth Erotica of the Day

I am offended by all these shitty TV shows that are getting picked up and financed, not because I cant get my own TV show sold and produced, but because Aaron Spelling shows were shit in the 70s, shit in the 90s, and I can only imagine shit now. Sure, bitches running around solving crimes like this is Baywatch nights seems so logical, but seriously, at least re-package the shit under another name and like the throwback shit die with Farah Fawcett.

Here’s some action on set…..Some Minka Kelly doing mouth to mouth in an uneventful body…..throw in some Rachel Taylor and Annie Ilonzeh, bitches I’ve never heard of, but who I guess are the sidekicks in some wet suits, shoot on the beach and you have a recipe for some smut I wish didn’t exist….

Posted in:Annie Ilonzeh|Minka Kelly|Rachel Taylor

2011

05

Oct

Vanessa Pudgens Yoga Pants of the Day

If you’re a chick and you’re wondering how Vanessa Hudgens intends on losing her new found fatness, it’s through yoga….

If you’re a dude, yoga means one of two things – flexibility/ the ability for a bitch to eat out her own pussy and yoga pants tha make watching a bitch try to eat out her own pussy heavily erotic, not that I’ve ever gone to a yoga class, I’m more into just watching sweaty girls leaving, all tight assed and able bodied….

Not that Hudgens on her quest to be a dumpy lesbian is either of those things, but I like to document her progress on that because I’m pathetic and have nothing better to do….

I don’t get why the paparazzi didn’t get any ass shots…cuz fat chick or not, I’ll always stare at an ass squeezed into yoga pants..

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

05

Oct

Lara Stone in Some Bondage Gear For Vogue Japan of the Day

Here’s Lara Stone . She’s a model. She’s a busty model. She’s a very busy model that part of me hates because she tried to sue me for posting her honeymoon pictures and the other part of me wants to fuck her because she’s got great tits , is tall and skinny and has this Claudia Schiffer thing going on….Either way, here she is in some bullshit photoshoot.

Posted in:Lara Stone

2011

05

Oct

Rihanna’s Striptease for Armani Trailer of the Day

I posted some of the stills from the RIHANNA IN HER UNDERWEAR FOR ARMANI JEANS campaign I assume she was paid a lot of money for, in what may be the only time a girl from the islands is making millions to get in their underwear, usually it’s just a couple hundred for the week, at least in the Dominican Republic…which I guess changes when bitch in question is a big fucking star…

Either way, to capitalize on paying all that money on her, they’re paying blogs to post this trailer….to generate some hype

Now, I am not one of those blogs getting paid, cuz I don’t make money at this, but anytime a bitch strips, I’m compelled to post it, even if it’s done as shitty as this…

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

05

Oct

Top Armpit Licking Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

A girl messaged me telling me she wants to lick my armpit as she masturbates, reminding me that not only dudes are perverts,but more imporatly, makig me check youtube for the shit, because let’s face it, youtube is a publically traded porn site, they fucking manipulated the system and played shit out better than I did cuz I’m not subtle, but luckily getting armpit licking requests from bitches is enough to keep me inspired….

Some Female Armpit Licking

Some Dude Licking Some Armpit

Some Young Looking Asian Getting Her Armpit Licked

Erotic Lesbian Armpit Licking

An Oscar Worthy Performance of a Man and an Armpit

Hardcore Armpit Licking

Amateur Armpit Licking

Shitty Nurse Costume Armpit Licking

Some More Amateur Armpit Licking

Girl in a Bra – Armpit Gets Licked

Not a Fetish Post Unless There’s Asians

That’s enough of that….

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

05

Oct

Mourning Hangover Dump

I find it amazing how exciting a simple walk through the park can be….I’m not a fucking hippie, there’s just so many leggings riding up random girl ass….that it makes me wonder why I lock myself in the house with the wife and her oversized clit, that looks proportionate to her fat everything else….more importantly it makes me wonder why I’m not in jail cuz for the most part, I’ve always been bad at looking and not touching….

Meanwhile in Australia – VIDEO
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Suelynn and Her Hot Body
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10 Most Amazing Stadiums That Were Never Built
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Free Cam Shows, Because It’s Midweek and We All Need a Little Pick Me Up
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Say Hello To Raichelle Viado
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Okay, which Dog Made This Mess? – VIDEO
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Blake Lively is Single
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Ten Ridiculous Excuses People Use When Trying to Get Into Playboy Headquarters
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Amateur Stripshow
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Live Sluts on Their Web Cams
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Tareq Salahi’s Wife is a Groupie Whore and He’s Selling Off All Her Shit – VIDEO
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Some in Mall Break Dancing Weirdnes
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Posted in:MHD

2011

04

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

A girl told me she wanted to lick my armpit then hate masturbate with me, and for some reason I call Female attention, it was amazing….Now all I need is her physical address…the internet is amazing…I mean aside this website that is….even though a homie got a D.S. Tattoo….I’m not sure what body part it is on, but that mean’s I’m in a good place…and let’s just hope that tattoo is also…I’d hate to be rockin’ an asshole….even though you’d have to be an asshole to get a D.S. tattoo, unless your initials are D.S…in which case you’re still an asshole for ruining my dreams of having at least one idiot fan….

Here are my stepLINKS….

Scarjo Getting HEr Nipple Rubbed Out….
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO JODIE MARSH?!?!?
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29 Years Old and Hearing Herself for the First Time – Heart Warming Video for THose of Us With No Soul
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Live Sex Show Fun
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Rihanna’s Most Risque Looks
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Up close and personal with Lindsay Lohan’s Tits
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Kate Winslet Most Memorable Nude Scenes
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Some Girl Showing Off Beat Boxing Skills
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Rihanna is a Crotch Grabber
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Meet Mayra Veronica
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Bella Skye Wants to Say Hello
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Rihanna’s Most Risqué Looks
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Kate Upton’s Amazing Beach Bunny Bikini
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Lip Syncing is Pretty Much Always a Fail – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows, Nuff Said
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WTF Photo of the Day
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This Hottie Gets Herself Off – VIDEO
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The 40 Best-Dressed Sports Hotties
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Looking Good Sweetheart – Celebrity Blubber Edition
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Lea Michele and Her Giant Nose Are Dull
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Megan Fox is a Boring Fucking Housewife
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Gun N’ Roses To Tour In Support Of Axl’s Need For Food
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And That’s Why You Don’t Drink and Jump
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Kate Beckinsale Hotness
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Riley Evans Has Some Sexy Curves
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Bernice Burgos vs. Maliah Michel
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The Craziest Face Tattoo Mugshots Of The Year!
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Suzy and Jodi Get It On
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Coco Sends Out Some Topless Pics Of Her Giant Titts
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Milla Jovovich is Smokin Hot at the Three Muskateers Premiere
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Malena is Wearing On Short Skirt
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Well Hey There Nina
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I Wonder If She is Wearing Anything Under That Dress
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Ladies Who Attended FX’s “American Horror Story” Premiere
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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How About Some Angelina Jolie
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Chick Loses Pants – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Web Cam Honey Masterbates
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Babeology: 101 sexy ladies you probably don’t know, but should
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Lindsay Lohan Shot By Pervet Terry Richardson
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Tone Loc Pleads No Contest To Assault Charges
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What The Fuck Happened To Axl Rose? Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Sweet Pie Of Mine!
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Hot Slut I Want to Fuck Amber Heard is No Longer Gonna Be in Lingerie on TV
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Whore #1, Rachel Uchitel Married Boy Toy
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50 Million Dollar Lesbian Headquarters
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80 Hottest Women of the 80s
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Anne Hathaway Slutting Out in Public
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Throwback Video of a Girl Getting Run the Fuck Over – Literally
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Lea Michele – The Dude from Glee – Rocking a Tight Skimpy Dress
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I Wanna Touch Honey’s Honey Pots #BANDCRUSH
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

04

Oct

Megan Fox’s Bra is Too Small of the Day

Despite popular belief, David from 90210 hasn’t killed off or caged Megan Fox, he hasn’t held her captive, although he might as well did, since marrying him has led her no where….if anything it has brought her into a bad place where she’s emotionally eating and unable to figure out that her old bra is too tight for her…maybe he is medicating her due to jealousy of her career, success, etc…or many he’s jus like most older guys who date young girls…controlling as fuck….or maybe she’s all medicated and confused on her own…cuz no one wants her anymore so she’s handling it badly….or maybe she’s just fucking pregnant and ready to have his kids, instead of pulling the Jesus Martinez and stepfathering the motherfuckers….

All this to say, Megan Fox lives…I’m not sure how good she still is, but it is good knowing when all crashes and burns this non-nude actor’s gonna be getting naked to just pay the mortgage and lifestyle and if that doesn’t bring you hope, then you have no fucking soul…

Now stare and her titties getting squeezed tight by undergarmets like the little b-cup sluts they are….

Posted in:Megan Fox

2011

04

Oct

Jessica Biel Hard Nipple of the Day

Here’s some Jessica Biel hard nipple. I figure that just because I haven’t been able to get hard over hard nipples since I was 14, that doesn’t mean you don’t get off to hard nipples….especially when they are on your favorite rock hard, wide shouldered, bad girl from Seventh Heaven you used to jerk off to on Sundays because it was on the one channel you had on TV and you had seen her details photoshoot when you were working in the pharmacy no one respected you at, but where you manage to extort and steal pills from the expired pill pile to sell for money to fuck hookers…when you weren’t at home on sunday, hungover and watching Jessica Biel pretend to know god…and by watching I mean masturbating….before all this fucking Justin Timberlake up the ass with a strap-on shit surfaced….

If you know what I mean….

Posted in:Jessica Biel

2011

04

Oct

Ciara’s Shitty Nip Slip of the Day

I don’t know where these shitty nipple slip pictures are from, or if they are even legit. More importantly, I don’t even know if Ciara is a chick…I just figured I’d post them cuz someone emailed me and I felt so honored to get an email that I have no choice but to do what it says…I mean that coupled with the fact that I never get nipple pics anymore and the foundation of this site was not on freedom, or ethics, or strong moral value, but on nipple slips….so I have a very special place for them in my heart and on my site….even if they suck…like these ones do.

Posted in:Ciara