2022
19
Sep
Despite being half dead from a Vaccine Injury, you know all cause deaths are up 16 percent or more amongst the young people since the vaccine roll-out, but that means it is working, I can’t skip the MOST IMPORTANT post of the WEEK!
The On/Off where you see what they look like in clothing, you know, how they go out in public, versus how they look naked, you know, how they go out on the internet, since everyone is an exhibitionist and I like it!
Posted in:OnOff
2022
19
Sep
I don’t know who Carmen Electra’s creative director is, but it is safe to say that she hasn’t got one, because this smutty content of the dinosaur is terrifying.
Maybe it’s a case of being stuck in the 90s, which isn’t that bad of a thing considering how shit the 2020s are, but not stuck in the 90s in a good way, you know, like brining the 90s vibes to the content, but bringing 90s “I only make money with my tits” to some weird edited pics that look demonic…
That’s not to say that I wouldn’t want to try to impregnate Carmen Electra, she’s Carmen Electra and I am stuck in the 90s too, plus the menopause would make it fun to try to impregnate her, you know “ONE MORE TIME GIRL, MAYBE WE WILL GET IT THIS TIME” before dying of whatever diseases she’s picked up along the way!
At her age, the Netflix and chill probably ends at 9 pm with some freshly baked cookies, so that you can focus on getting your fuck on with the tranny you pay from Tinder, since free sex doesn’t exist anymore, but maybe it never did.
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Posted in:Carmen Electra
2022
19
Sep
I make fun of these old as shit celebs for posting lame ass half naked sexual content because I know they are just desperately trying to compete with influencers on social media in the most basic fucking way, and with the budgets they have, they access they have, the teams they have, the support they have, you know, since they are celebs and not some 18 year old with a dream, it becomes pretty lazy, boring, lame, pathetic, even though we still get to see the goods!
But, when you’re Sofia Vergara, who ran to America illegally and slept around for a decade and a half as a single mother, only to hit the right network of pervert dudes, who allowed her to be cast on a hit show, with her Latina Fetish accent, it pretty much seems true and honest a representation of her story, old or not, this is her hustle and it doesn’t look all that bad, probably edited to shit, but that’s an ass! I’m into it.
Posted in:Sofia Vergara
2022
19
Sep
Zoe Saldana is old as shit and about as relevant and important to the people who don’t have an Avatar fetish, that her weird nighty selfie with her hard nips, like she’s trying to launch a fan site, because social media has reduced all these girls to the whores that we all knew they were, which I guess doesn’t really reduce them to being whores, but rather shines light on it, because they can’t help themselves from being attention seeking, hard nipples in their nightgowns, EVEN in their 40s!
To the Avatar fetishists, this must be a big fucking deal!
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Posted in:Zoe Saldana
2022
19
Sep
I may have been dying the last few days, but I cannot deprive the people, the one person, the robot traffic that this site receives from some good old fashioned pics of some old timey hosiery, the classic fishnet lingerie that your grandpappy and grandpappy’s grandpappy probably jacked off to, back when masturbation brought shame and fear of blindness, before you all became fucking heathens!
Posted in:Fishnets
2022
19
Sep
I was pretty much dying the last 4-5 days, but apparently the electromagnetic frequency weapons they use to take out people like me didn’t fully take me out, I’m a cockroach motherfuckers, I’ve got enough booze running through my veins that have me so pickled I can last on a shelf for 100 fucking years!
Not that anyone was trying to strategically off me for making fun of unintresting celebs in the worst way possible, but it’s nice to pretend I have haters! Because having haters and over the years I’ve had haters, makes you feel like you’re doing what you are supposed to be doing when you’re a troll like me who has lost my flair for trolling, it’s a complicated internet world and I’m too old for it!
So yeah, I survived but before I checked out last week, I had these Jordyn Jones, creepy white trash kid sold to the entertainment industry as a child dancer for a reality show, and I’m sure a handful of private parties, assuming the pedos in Hollywood thing is real!
She has grown up to be an OnlyFans type model, because there’s more money in selling nudes they take of themselves to connect with people, or to show their appreciation, or to just get off knowing people get off to them, it’s an empty and perverted generation, but her ass looks fat in lingerie and if you’re going to be white trash, this seems as good a strategy as any to buy more shit you don’t need to fill your emptiness!
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Posted in:Jordyn Jones
2022
19
Sep
Squats
The Bitch who Skips
Strong Bitch
Strong Legs
Booty in her Dress
Short Shorts
Twins
Posted in:TIKTHOT
2022
16
Sep
I am dying from what I can only assume is a targeted attack or a poisoning from the powers that be wanting to silence all the anti-vaxxer JOKES I’ve made over the years of this COVID scam, that I feel PTSD about, because it’s been insane and there are still people who haven’t got onto the narrative, agenda, lies in this fake and gay world!
But as I puke myself potentially to death from eating bad pizza, or maybe something more sinister, like COVID, I’ll leave you with Lily Allen’s freakish nose bleed in the gym, because Lily Allen’s nipples are hard and I figure in the event I do die, a half dead irrelevant singer from 20 years ago should be my final story, you know, because I am a half dead irrelevant blogger from 20 years ago!
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Posted in:Lily Allen
2022
15
Sep
You know that for some people being on a cruise is the trip of a lifetime! It is what they save their life fortune to achieve! Nothing better than to be put into a hotel mall at sea with all you can eat buffets, open bars piss filled pools, gastrointestinal outbreaks, now covid outbreaks with likeminded people chasing a fucking deal or the dream!
All while pretending to have some kind of cultural travel experience, because the slaves the cruise hires are from international countries, and I guess they get to go to port to experience all the souvenir shops for the cruise travellers, they don’t know better,
Hanging with old ass fat ladies, rarely are their hot chicks just a magical experience if you don’t believe in magic and have low fucking expectations!
Well, if you’re not sold on cruises, here’s two clips of cruisers cruising to remind you how great cruises can be, so many great people to build lifelong friendships with after sharig this trip together!
Posted in:Videos
2022
15
Sep
