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Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day

Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day

Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day

Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day

Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2011

Nov

Coco Does Lunch with her Dog of the Day

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I don’t think anyone needs further proof that Coco is not hot…but for some reason…I call getting naked, slutting out, making a joke of herself like a circus clown with a circus body shape….is interesting to us….but looking at her clothed is like when the lights at the strip club turn on, when the black light of half nakedness can’t hide the true haggard nature of what you just paid good money to….and even cleavage can’t carry this outfit into a place of sex appeal….it just further reminds us that she’s not all that, she’s dumpy, she short, she’s trashy, she’s weird looking, and to let the black celebrity with a weird stripper fetish keep her…ideally for himself because I am as tired of her as her poor dog I am sure she makes lick peanut butter off her twat…cuz she’s just that kind of girl….

That said….Here’s an Ice T and Eazy E battle – Cuz Eazy E died of AIDS and that may explain why Ice Likes this tranny looking bitch….memories of gay in the 90s….

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2011

Nov

Kristin Cavallari Showing Off Legs of the Day

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Here are some pictures of everything good that could possibly work out for Kristin Cavallari…you know go right for her…. ike the wind blowing up her little skirt like she hoped it would when she weared her skirt… to give her a second wind…another reason for people to write about her, a panty flash that carries her for another month of semi irrelevance…as she fades into obscurity……

Maybe it feels like she’s had her moment of glory that is totally undeserved….that she scammed us….that this fame no matter how low level from doing nothing and the money in her bank from it was enough….I mean if you consider being on the worst show on TV nothing…which I don’t…I consider it a real something…a something that needs to be punished for the pollution it caused in our lives….

But unfortunately, I like her legs and more importantly, have no authority to punish her, so I’ll just post the pics.

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2011

Nov

Natalie Portman Jogging Mom of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Natalie Portman and her gay Ballerina husband / baby daddy who got her pregnant, because like all the gay dudes I know, knows that being a Ballerina doesn’t pay the bills, unless working the stripclub, and that if it means sticking it to gay friendly celebrity pussy in a way that makes it stick, the good life is ahead of him…all luxury apartment, designer clothes and the good life, where he can sneak gay sex behind her back while she saves face to the media….I mean her pussy is likely better than that anal wart filled anus he encountered one night at a gay sauna on too many poppers….I mean assuming all Ballerina’s are gay obviously….

They are jogging off the baby fat, cuz no one likes fat chicks, especiallly in Hollywood, except the director of Precious, or maybe Roseanne, Rosie and Oprah…. but you get what I’m saying and that is that these pics would be hotter if it was more naked and more of a sex scene…that’s the element of relationships I like best.

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2011

Nov

Olivia Wilde in Her Period Clothes of the Day

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I made a joke about periods on TWITTER telling girls who follow me that I am starting a laundry service that exclusively deals in period stained panties….with no guarantee they’ll ever be returned, but much more rewarding than throwing them out….4 girls requested my address…

That said, periods are no joke, I mean they bring joy when you fuck a girl unprotected and find out she’s not pregnant, they bring more joy when the girl who has it feels shitty about not being able to fuck so she uses her mouth or ass, they bring less joy when the girl is complaining and even less joy when she insists on you fucking her, getting period everywhere, and even less joy when you see the bloated bitch out in public wearing comfortable clothes, cuz her tight hot shit makes her uterus hurt…not that I hate period…I mean hardly remember them…my wife is all fat and in menopause / slowly turning into a man….

So here is Olivia Wilde better knows as Olivia Cockburn….but COCK BURN wasn’t as marketable as channeling Oscar Wilde’s name to seem educated, or classy, or historic, or whatever she did in stealing his name for her shitty acting career….showing off her shitty ass…that may not be having its period, but that might as well should be.

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2011

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s the stepNEWS….because drunkenstepfather.com is the premiere place for people to catch up on world affairs, but we’re just misunderstood since we is just me and I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing…however….I play web start-up media company like small scale Fox everyday for the last 8 years….It’s less interesting a role playing game than the one where we pretended I was a bad teacher but it’s what I do anyway….now catch up on the news…down with newspapers….

Penn State Football Coach In Sex Scandal
Former Penn State University defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky is being accused of multiple assaults of underage boys. Officials are also looking into a possible coverup.

Woman: Herman Cain reached for her genitals
NEW YORK â€” A woman says Republican presidential contender Herman Cain reached under her skirt for her genitals and pushed her head toward his crotch in July 1997.

Surveillance video shows knife fight in Boston
Prosecutors say a Roxbury teenager, who allegedly stabbed a stranger on an MBTA bus last year, should spend the next decade behind bars.

VIDEO: Deer Crashes Through Window at Georgia Bar

Dallas DART Bus Drivers Allegedly Abused Disabled Woman
Two Dallas Area Rapid Transit drivers trusted to transport those who canâ€™t take care of themselves have been accused of taking advantage of a mentally disabled woman.

CPS Removes Baby from ‘Occupy’ Dallas Camp
Child Protective Services workers showed up at the Occupy Dallas camp Thursday to question a family about living in a tent with a 9-month-old baby.

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2011

Nov

Tila Tequila Lives and Boxes of the Day

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What better way to honor Smokin’ Joe Frasier than to post this video of Tila Tequila, who I was sure was dead, mainly because no one gives a fuck about her, to the point where only a couple hundred people watcher her strip on webcam during a live show what must be a year ago….because she got weird in her publicity stunts, from dating some dead heiress, to faking some sadness to continually being annoying on twitter, but then the people turned off her volume button, and it was nice as someone who hates her….

So bottom feeder who should have NEVER been famous, but who was in the right place at the right time of the internet, when mainstream didn’t know how to move into internet, so they hired internet stars, even though all her friends were fake, on myspace and pushed the shit….turning her into this little playboy monster I met…

ANyway, she boxed Cami Parker….and this is the annoying video some annoying people put together because it is all I could find…since you guessed it, no one cares about Tila..

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2011

Nov

Courtney Stodden Proving Her Tits are Real of the Day

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This is some stupid shit….some really fucking stupid shit…

I don’t know, maybe I’m a little sensitive about this shit, but I take serious fucking offense to the fact that Courtney Stodden is on Dr Drew’s TV show to begin with, and I take more offense that all these people are getting paid big money, to actually make shit like this happen…..and air her proving her tits being real on TV…..and I take even more offense to think that the public buys into this shit, otherwise it wouldn’t be on TV being exploited by Dr. Drew…..and I take even more offense to her real shitty stripper face….pretending to be 17 years old, pulling every trick she can think of, who I think was last 17 in 1997 and who I think may still have implants, or it could just be a push up bra, but it is something that didn’t need to be proved, because really…. who the fuck is this bitch…she doesn’t matter….

Some real stupid shit…

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2011

Nov

Anastasia Brings the Model Titties for Fashion of the Day

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I don’t know what Gravure is. I don’t know who Diego Ucitel is. I just know that it’s got something to do with fashion, probably a fashion magazine and a fashion photographer….and where there is fashion, there is luxury advertiser supported, I’m talking private jet level of luxury advertiser supported, fashion porn….

By fashion porn I mean models, like this one Anastasia, getting paid to get naked in pictures, all skinny and lovely, because it’s not actual porn, but art….or whatever the fuck this high concept shit is….and luckily for me, I consider anything you can jerk off to porn, even that bag full of deli meat if you’re looking at it from the proper angle….especially when it is hot, overpaid, tryign to get famous, immigrant, skinny, naked model set in fancy places…..

So here is some skinny nudity for fashion how I like it…

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2011

Nov

Rihanna’s Vacation Pictures on Facebook of the DAy

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Rihanna’s been rocking social networking along with every motherfucker, because they know that it makes the paparazzi and the press pretty fucking obsolete, so they hire teams of experts, and in Rihanna’s uneducated case, hire someone to write in broken english, cuz she’s illiterate, not that it matters….

What matters is that one of her people put up a bunch of her vacation pictures, cuz her life is a fucking vacation pictures of her, they tried to make me like her page, but I’ll have nothing to do with that, I’ll just sneak around and steal the slutty, but not slutty enough pics…..I want porn fuck…she is an island girl who made it….that is rumored to have started as a teenage hooker, but who knows, I’ll just look at the pics…

The album was called “Ball So Hard VACA”….classy use of the people’s money….Trash…

Kinda hot…especially the see through pic with nipple ring….Good girl…sexing it up…for 46,000,0000 people on facebook….and making millions doing it….Genius…an inspiration to girls everywhere…

Thanks for Sharing Rihanna, I want to be friends with her. I’ve decided.

My friend posted a few more of the pics –

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2011

Nov