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2011

08

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was planning on waking up early because the early bird catches the worm, but then I decided to fuck it, because even if I was the early bird, I wouldn’t catch the worm. Accepting my fate is my biggest accomplishment…

Here’s some shit going on around the internet….

Animator VS Animation
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Sherri Has One Hot Body
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The 40 Hottest Superfans in Sports
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Free Cam Shows, Because You Can’t Even Afford a Half Price Tuesday Movie
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A Collection of Naughty Bloopers
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Gallery: We Love Girls In Beanies
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The Colorful History of Video Game Animation
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Here’s Where I Start Saying Katy Perry’s Pregnant
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Have you ever seen a bunch of singing vaginas? – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Hotness
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Posted in:MHD

2011

07

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I would argue that anything that happened on the internet today….will be in this stepLINKS…a post that takes hours to do and that no one clicks on, because you’re all a bunch of assholes who have no respect for my wasted efforts….

Highlight of my day…trying to get nude pics – but failing….

Other highlight of my day …. FACEBOOK FRIENDS , TWITTER FIGHTS , and the NEW stepSMUT Site that is killing it harder than the content will make you….

Now here are the stepLINKS

Hugh Hefner May Have Tricked Lindsay Lohan Into Letting Him See Her Vagina
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DR Conrad Murray = GUILTY
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Live Web Cam Sluts, For Your Pleasure
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Dog and Horse Become Best Friends…
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The 10 Worst Orgasms Ever Filmed
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The 30 Hottest Tennis Players Ever
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Free Cams Exposed!
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Katy Perry’s EMA Dumpy Ass, Pregnant Belly
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Amazing Bowling Shot
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A Whole Lot of Adriana Lima on the Runway Retrospective
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Pippa Middleton Action Figure – With Hard Nipples
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Is This The Hairiest Ass You Have Ever Seen on a Chick?
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Megan Daniels Giant Tits
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The 50 Hottest Women in Politics
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Adriana Lima Topless Underwear Shoot
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Lindsay Lohan Spent Four Hours In Jail. Four. 4.
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Free Cam Show Sexiness
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19 Year Old Blonde Gets Naked in the Bathroom
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The 30 Hottest Tennis Players Ever
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Eva Longoria Ass Flash
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Blake Lively Dullness Watch
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Does Me Wanting to Fuck Michelle Williams Even Tho she Looks Like a Little Boy Make Me Gay?
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Gotta Love a Chicks Ass In Jeans
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Lindsay Lohan crashed Leo DiCaprio’s party
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Some Gemma Atkinson Hotness
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Lela Star is Pretty Close to Perfect
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Viva La Beauty: Meet The Venezuelan Winner Of The Miss World Pageant
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Smoking Hot Blonde
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Sexy Travel Agent and Her Friend Get It On
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Ali Larter Has Tan Lines
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Miranda Kerr Hotness
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Isis Gets Herself Off
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Let’s All Go to Playboy’s Dream Mansion Party
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Bitch, What the FUCK Are You Wearing?
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Red Carpet Ladies @ 2011 MTV Europe Music Awards (EMAs)
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Gotta Love These Sexy Teen Whores – VIDEO
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Jodie Strips Down
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This Hot Blonde Will Make Your Day a Little Better
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when Savage Girls Attack
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Brody Jenner Suffers Head Injury In Bar Brawl Involving Avril Lavigne
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Chloe Sevigny is Dressed as Terry Richardson and It’s Really Fucking Creepy
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WTF is Selena Gomez Wearing
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A Sad End To a Dog and an Elephant’s Friendship….
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Some Black and White and Sucks All Over – Rihanna Backstage from one of her Concerts……
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Selena Gomez EMA Pictures
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Never Trust a Ninja
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Michelle Hunziker Showing Off Tit on TV
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Ali Larter, Braless and See Through. Nice Bruce Lee’s (Hard Nips)
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Jennifer Lopez NEW Panty Upskirt
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Candid Pics Of RIhanna In Zebra Spandex Body Suit.
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Someone Finally Beat Up Avril Lavigne
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Kim Kardashian’s Fairytale Divorce
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ROBOT ARTIST
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Lady Gaga Urinal Selling for $450k
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Korean Karaoke Fail
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Free live sex- learn how ???
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TODAY’S SMUTMEET!!!So Much Porn To Jerk Off To!!
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WEBCAM STAR OF THE DAY
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Gashton Cootcher Gets Spunk’d By Dumi Moore
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Milf Monday
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All Hot Mom’s Need iPhones…..
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How To Have Free Live Sex
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Ali Larter Topless Photography
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Katy Perry Slutty For Her Perfume Cuz That’s What Celebs Do
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Kristen Bell in Panties in House of Lies
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Jennifer Nicole Lee See Through
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More Coco Bikini Pics
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2011

07

Nov

Adriana Lima’s Topless Underwear Shoot of the Day

Victoria’s Secret don’t want us to forget that the Fashion show is coming out soon….but more importantly to their business model…that holiday shopping is coming soon…so they leak picture after picture of hot bitches half naked in boring, yet half naked, therefore hardly boring poses, so people like me, who get no money for this, even though it’s all corporate and evil, to write about it, because I value the half naked nature of the hot bitches they use, more than I value cold hard cash they should be fucking paying me….it’s the best scam going…didn’t need to go to business school to figure that one out…

So here’s Lima, a mom, topless grabbing tit, all photoshopped and shit, because she’s still hot, even though I’m ready for new period blood to stain the panties that are Victoria’s Secret….I’ll be nostalgic and post the shit…I mean that sex face is too hard to pull out on….even though she’s catholic and anti abortion…the kinda pussy you risk it with….if you’re in it, and debating not knocking her up, then you aren’t a K-Fed like the rest of us, and you’ve probably won at life…but you get what I’m saying…

Oh and here are some supposed 2011-2012 Fashion show leaked fitting pics….in video….I can’t confirm or deny…cuz I don’t care…

Here’s those topless pics…

Posted in:Adriana Lima

2011

07

Nov

J.Lo Upskirt in Argentina of the Day

I think Jennifer Lopez’s biggest achievement besides making a lot of money from nothing, or so she claims, but I think fucking celebrity dudes, counts for coming from something, if making it in entertainment is your hustle….if you know what I mean….is her ability to be a hispanic mother of two and not, despite everything her genes want her to be doing, is not 500 pounds and in line at walmart buying pork rinds….

I think the biggest lie about J.Lo was that her ass was ever anything amazing like a Kardashian, but more importantly, that she was the most Beautiful woman last year, coinciding with an album release, in what we call an ADVERTORIAL with People magazine…

But if you’re like me and love looking at middled aged women in SPANX, hoding their shit together, by looking up their skirts…Then this J.Lo’s for you…..otherwise, you’re better off looking at whatever is growing in Katy Perry’s uterus trying to crawl out of her but getting stuck in her Pantyhose..upskirt… .that I posted earlier…


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2011

07

Nov

Katy Perry Upskirt…Unfortunately of the Day

This is unfortunate…..I know people like to say they love Katy Perry, they think she is hot, but those people are fucking crazy, and I don’t believe them, because she’s vile and more importantly fucking annoying….Sure she’s got tits, but so does every fat girl in line at McDonalds or any fast food place, and you don’t see me jerking off to them, but that’s probably because I do it in the bathroom stall. I’m weird like that….but not weird like whatever’s going on in Katy Perry’s pantyhose…

Posted in:Katy Perry

2011

07

Nov

Some Celebrity’s, Mainly Named Kate at Some Event I Wasn’t Invited to of the Day

Oh shit here was a Kate Party…..and I wasn’t invited….because I don’t get invited to anything, but also because my name isn’t Kate…except in certain circles like when I was in prison but I’d rather not get into those dark and painful to walk years….

Kate Beckinsale, Kate Bowsworth and Kate Hudson showed off some the tit and bodies they had, and also let a couple other twats passed security, like Reese Witherspoon and Olivia Wilde, cuz they feel sorry for them for obvious reasons…..

Here are the pics…

Kate Beckinsale Busting Out

Kate Hudson and her Mom Implants

Kate Bosworth Skinny Goodness

Oh and Reese Witherspoon was there

Reese Witherspoon Busted…

So was Olivia Wilde…cuz she already named herself ofter Oscar Wilde, what more does she need to do to get relevant in Hollywood…ya know….

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|Kate Bosworth|Kate Hudson|Olivia Wilde|Reese Witherspoon

2011

07

Nov

Kirsten Dunst in Leather of the Day

The fun thing about Kirsten Dunst is not that she looks like an 80s hooker about to have a heroin overdose at a Rock concert…..it’s that GETS NAKED IN MOVIES NOW ….I mean when she was at her peak of celebrity, before being forced to take on nude roles to pay the bills and regain respect as an action…I’m talking Bring it on Days….seeing her naked seemed like it would never happen…but it did…and I’m glad it did….but not as glad as I am about her VAGINA FLASH she gave us….

Now get ready for her TOPLESS IN MELANCHLOIA

Posted in:Kirsten Dunst

2011

07

Nov

EMA’s Were Yesterday, Selena Gomez was the Host, Other Bitches Attended of the Day

The EMAs were yesterday…and I’m surprised anyone takes any award ceremony serious….it’s all some marketing lie that I guess is for teenagers…but MTV are the ones who make 100s of millions of dollars, reminding me that I know nothing….and they know all…I mean they are the people who created Jersey Shore, the cultural hub of our generation…..

Either way, Selena Gomez was the host, she’s like a fucking 12 year old…all tight, baby faced, and kid-like voice, but 18 and legal….so now I get why the pedos like her…it is more that just the whole sex with Beiber that Pedos like to fantasize about – just ask Usher Raymond it’s gotta do with her…she’s no coat tail rider…she claims her own fate….

I don’t know what I’m saying but here are the pics I have access to….of 18 year old acting 12 in some weird fetish….I call sex offender…

Other people who attended the EMAs were:

Hayden Panettiere may be saving the whales….but not this whale….even though I love the idea of circus Monkeys all up on my dick….

Jessie J with stupid tron inspired, not erotic body suit style that should be taken out back and shot, even if it has a vagina hammock panel segment at her vagina….

Katy Perry with her 50s Hair in Pink – like Some Futuristic throwback that shoulda died in the Vietnam war but that is unfortunately still living…walking amongst us…and worst of all making money by all of us…unfair to all those who actually look good and have talent….

Irina Shayk Showing Off Some Leg for some male attention , Cuz Ronaldo’s too busy giving other males his male attention…

Bar Refaeli Isn’t as Good as She Thinks She is…Rocking a Tacky Bar Mitzvah dress from the 80s….Some toddlers in Tiara’s white trash, not hot dress…and she’s a fucking model tapped into all designers…making this make no fucking sense…

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Posted in:EMA

2011

07

Nov

Katie Holmes Looking Hot at an Event of the Day

I am going to pretend I don’t know what event these pictures were taken at, because I think Jack and Jill is such a horrible fucking concept of a movie, like a mockery to the movie industry and the careers of anyone involved, that I think it is better to just pretend it doesn’t exist and never happened…and Katie Holmes hotness is making that easy….

Sure, she may be a prisoner to the alien gods we all know exist, but don’t want to admit, I mean the concept of DNA code, like we’re fucking computers, is proof enough if you ask me, but she’s still pretty fucking lovely to me…I mean she’s the kind of person I’m okay with being our representative to the higher gods, you know using her vagina for experiments do keep them satisfied and at bay….cuz I’m not ready for a world takeover and massive death and destruction, even if I know we are doomed and know that it is coming….I just haven’t mastered my hand to hand combat yet…

Not that it matters….She’s hot in pink and I like looking at her tit, like this was before she found Alien gods, and got naked in movies to redefine herself from the Dawson’s creek bullshit….before redefining herself as a weirdo wife and mother committed to an even bigger weirdo…here are the pics…of some alien hotness….

Posted in:Katie Holmes

2011

07

Nov

Amber Lancaster is Trash I’d Like to Pick Up of the Day

Amber Lancaster has an amazing career of being Miss Washington Teen USA, which lead to being in a Bo Bice music video, even though I have no idea who Bo Bice is, but I’m thinking he failed American Idol or something….She was also a show model on the Price is Right and in 2009 she peaked as a Trophy Holder at the Primetime Emmy Awards…where she got more airtime, although unnoticed airtime on TV of her fucking career….rubbing elbows with famous TV people, hoping to rub genitals, making her the next Sofia Vergara or some shit….and now she’s posing with trash after drinking her sorrows away for not making it like her Miss Washington Teen USA win made her think was oging to happpen for her before reality set in that life isn’t as easy as daddy made it out to be with all those praises he gave her growing up….who cares. Clearly not many people.

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