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2022

06

Sep

On/Off Flasher Fridays on a Tuesday of the Day

On/Off, the act of showing off their clothed look, in an “Outfit Check” supported by a nude pic, ideally shot the same day, so that you can get a grasp of what’s going on under the outfit in the outfit pic!

It’s just a simple concept, but a perfect concept, because that’s the magic about life, the more simple the better!

We need food, water, shelther and pussy to fuck, basic fucking needs, why over complicate it with all the nonsense, I know, inspiring!

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2022

06

Sep

Full Back Panties Friday on a Tuesday of the Day

The word on the internet is that full back panties are panties too, but what the fuck does the internet know, the second they decide that they can posture the full back panties to further annoying and divide, they fucking will!

We’ve seen them already kill off full back panties once, saying they aren’t hot, they are for old ladies, yet here we are celebrating them, because that was just a bullshit lie people believed and went along with!

If they can trick a motherfucker to throw out all her panties and to start fresh by shaming the panties she owned, imagine the more sophisticated shit they can trick people into doing, I mean it’s endless possibilities of trickery!

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2022

06

Sep

Fishnet Friday of the Day


I hope you went outside and got to go fishing over the long weekend, because I wrote:

Get outside and go fishing this long weekend, while you still can, before you are forced to live in pods, eating bugs, forgetting how amazing nature is, and when you do go out fishing, be sure to buy some drug store fishnet stockings to wear for your fishing buddies to use you like the little bitch all the hormones in the food and birth control in the water is turning you into!

Don’t think of it as gay, think of it as modern men who sleep with men, that’s not gay, that’s sex positive and anti-homophobic man, plus you can always get your dick inverted into a pussy so it feels more natural for you, I think those operations are government subsidized, just not actual surgeries that can save your life, since that would be crazy! While letting men who think they are women be their true self is some sort of altruism whatever the fuck altruism is!

The point of the story, Go Fish! Be self sufficient! Escape the grid! They are trying to make you cut your dick off and wear fishnets instead of just jerking off to them like a normal man is supposed to do!

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2022

06

Sep

Feminist Friday on a Tuesday of the Day

My internet got cut off on Friday, not that it was my internet, but my asshole neighbor who I was stealing internet from changed his password, fuck that guy but I’m back, bet you didn’t miss me or notice or care and I don’t blame you, because this site is pretty dog shit!

So here we go:

We know there’s an attack on women, the media pushing the agenda of getting women out of the house and into the home, to focus on getting money or getting the bag, being a whore to get the bag, not having a child to get in the way of getting the bag, not getting married or building a home, because there’s more money in not doing that, you know – empowerment!

Being married to the state, earning money that you pay tax on for the state, it’s all this illusion or brain washing that being anti man, except to get money out of them, instead of moral, spiritual, emotional support out of them, or worse – HAPPINESS!

It’s by design, they call it feminism to trick women into joining, because they hate women, they want them miserable, barren, working like a slave for the man, paying taxes and not because they like women and that’s a fucking fact!

These girls may or may not be feminsts, I just call them that because they are braless, BURN the bra, but even that story is a fucking lie and barely happened, the bra burning feminist, just a marketing hook to push the lie!

But braless girls, that’s fashionable, not political, horny not annoying blue haired angry miserable monsters trying to ruin our lives – I like it!

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2022

02

Sep

Nina Agdal Bikini of the Day

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I saw that Nina Agdal is dating Logan Paul or Jake Paul, the two are pretty interchangeable as annoyingly rich masters of manipulating the internet and getting paid! I figure it makes sense because retards would be drawn to other retards, especially when one of the retards is a fading away Sports Illustrated model who was pushing 35 years old, pretty uneventful future ahead of her, so it is time to use that whore pussy to whore to the right john, manipulate them in, because that’s really her core skill, tricking men with her titty sorcery!

I saw another story where Em Rata cheated on her husband with Brad Pitt, they’re not an item, but she told the world he cheated on her, to make them feel sorry for her, when she’s the one who cheated because she got with him when he was with a relevant group of internet idiots, but now she’s pushing 35 and needs to find the next cumshot to make her a baby, one that will help her level up!

It is just what these whores do, but the good news is that Nina Agdal who was dumpy before covid, realized she had to sort her shit out if she wanted to matter, and if she wanted to seduce some trending rich guy, and by the looks of how ripped she is, she did it!

I am not an Agdal fan, but she looks better than she ever has, far less retard looking and that’s a good thing!

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2022

02

Sep

Jojo’s Big Ass in Concert of the Day

These pics were emailed to me by a potential reader, I wouldn’t go so far to say that this site has any readers, I mean yes, these are words, but that doesn’t mean they should be read, or that they are read, or that anyone cares what they say!

However, despite having no fans, I mean, why would I, but despite having no fans or readers, someone sent me an email, probably out of sympathy, maybe as an extending of an olive branch, like when you see a homeless guy on a bench half dead on Christmas and you decide to give in and give him a dollar for his alcoholism, or drug addiction, but instead of a dollar, we got JOJO, on her comeback tour that’s been going on a few years now, because she was a huge fucking deal as a child star, so it’s only natural to keep on earning off that foundation you built, since the fans are there!

And in her comeback tour, she’s got her big ass out, her panties on stage, taking the whole job as an underwear model for Rihanna pretty fucking seriously, and taking it to the stage, because she knows, like you know, she’s more interesting to people when she uses her big tits and ass for attention, you know for people to jerk off to, otherwise she’s just another child star trying to make it as an adult star, which without her ass and tits, would be SUPER fucking boring!

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2022

02

Sep

She Can Eat her Own Asshole and Other TikThots of the Day

Hot Shorts

Sit Up Girl

Idiot Dancer

Strip Down to Lift

Bike Girl

Bra Top Dancer

Flexi

Bike Short Girl

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2022

02

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

We’re going into a long weekend so don’t let these asshole kill your vibe with their dark cloud energy out of a horrible movie!

I know that my opinion doesn’t matter, but I will say that I see everyone is getting all throttled and caught up in this fake WWE, us versus them, them versus us, attempt to collapse society or create some kind of civil war between the people, when the real us vs them, is US as a collective against THEM as a collective, as they aggressively dividing two sides of Americans, pushing people to either side, when the real divide is top tier versus the rest of us assholes who think they are our leaders who will save us or shape the future we want!

If you want anything, you need to get it your damn self, there is no one who will save you, so taking sides is retarded!

People are so bored, so trained to think this way, but you just got to break free because it’s a scam, they are both part of the same evil, either side of the same coin, one is the anus the other the vagina of the same woman! It’s by design! Two holes to get you tempted and distracted by, where you think you need to choose one or the other, when really you can have both, or better, find another woman!

These people steal your hard earned money, they mismanage your hard earned money, they have not designed some free utopia, we’re just enslaved to some shitty system we have no control over and they distract with dumb SHIRTS vs No Shirts, RED vs Blue, sorcery to keep us from enlightenment, to keep us down!

My opinion is love thy neighbor vaginally, talk to your neighbors abdut their vaginas, unite with your neighbors – mouth and asshole work too, they have way more in common with you than what the evil people on tv are telling you!

No one is going to save you, aligning with one side or the other will result in the same hell, if you want the best human experience, get out in nature and unplug from this clown show, soul sucking, brainwashing matrix, grow food, live like a homesteader, build a community and ignore all the low frequency mooches trying to suck the amazing life you’ve been given out of you, with meaningless DRAMA!

This is the soul sucking ex-girlfriend you know you needed to cut ties with, but at a higher fucking level and no motherfuckers are coming to save you, but they will fucking pretend to be!

We can be different, with different ideas and opinions but we should unite on one thing, these people are absolute monsters with nothing but negative energy to suck you fucking down, while they all profit personally from it!

WHO cares about politics, they don’t care about you!

WHO cares about other people’s politics, it doesn’t change whether they are worth jerking off to or not!

WHo cares about all this nonsense!

Don’t let them steal your positive, high frequency, vibes!

Now where are the tits!

Selena Gomez’s Cooking Show in Malibu
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Nicole Scherzinger Paddleboards
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Pics from the Beverly Hills Cop Sequel
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Delilah Belle Hamlin is Spicy
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Katie Ledecky’s Impossible But Effective Swimming Technique!
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Nude Model Anastasia Posing
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Stella Hudgens Sucks at Slutty Golf
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Star Wars Merch Sells for Over 1 Million
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Instant Karma in Sports
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Shooting an Oxygen Cylinder
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Avril Lavigne Gets a Hollywood Star of Shame
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Same Lick – 92 Instruments
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Fergie Does a Throwback
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Summer Dress Dildo Ride
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Toothbrush Fuck
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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2022

01

Sep

Ireland Baldwin Bald Tits Pussy Shaving of the Day

I don’t know why Ireland Baldwin looks like a chicken roasting at the Shwarma place, but there’s a oily and burnt sheen to her hormone imbalanced breast meeat, but maybe it has something to do with her dad being a murder, who whether it’s an accident or an actual murder, still involved someone dying because of him, which i guess we could argue is murder, even when there are loopholes around it!

I did think she was getting her pussy shaved by her assistant, you know rich kid who has never worked by who can afford a personal pussy shaver to follow her around thanks to her trust fund, but it looks like it’s a make-up artist, which we don’t have to wonder too hard as to what they are covering up – Monkey pox!

She’s got big tits for a 6 foot tall dude, all bloated like her face looks thanks to her shaved head, and I guess the big tits are what we’re here for, as the less important young baldwin with the more important baldwin dad, ant it’s all too confusing to bother keeping up with, but those tits! Big!


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2022

01

Sep

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

Never too late for an Asshole poking out from beind a thong, like the creepy old guy who snuck his way onto a soroity house’s fire escape when heard they were having an orgy, you know modern times call for modern sex parties that compare with the latest porn scene they are trying to compete with!

I knew when I saw that episode of Oprah 20 years ago about how teens are tossing salad that 20 years from that point, we’d end up in a weird place where girls shame each other for not getting paid to fuck, like if you’re not a prostitute, you’re an idiot, which some would argue is the opposite of truth, but I guess they’ve never found a happy hooker who loves what she does, maybe because some of us are on a budget and the closest thing to being a sugar daddy we’ve been, has been paying a homeless crackhead 10 dollars to lick our ass but without lip contact because of the sores!

We can’t all be high class competing with the Kardashians or some shit!

Point is the asshole is an inefficient panty, but clearly their inefficiency is also their strength, so when someone calls you a retard, a failure, a loser they are scared of, realize you are the thong and they just aren’t seeing the asshole peaking out to say “Hi, I’m here and what you ACTUALLY want”, if you know what I mean and I don’t!

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