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2022

22

Aug

Jennifer Aniston Hard Bikini Nipples of the Day

I guess with all the hype around J.Lo this weekend, not that I really saw any hype, but she did get re-married to Ben Affleck in some weirdo celebrity gossip that doesn’t sit right with me and that I think is just a fake story, only no one I know gives a shit about either of them, so it’s likely a fake story they are trying to lure back into the spell of celebrity gossip, only the internet is too far gone and the narcissists they’ve created through social media, can’t be bothered since it doesn’t really affect them, which is by design, so maybe that’s the fucking point…turn everyone into self absorbed assholes, then drop some fiery hot story that in another era would have broke the internet, to see if they’ve achieved maximum self-absorbedness, so they can usher in the takeover when everyone is staring in the mirror!

But yeah, with the hype J.Lo was getting in the media, the other old timers needed to dust off their breeches to bring out the hard Friends nipple in a bikini like she’s not 100 years old to remind you that her nipples that allowed us to jerk off to the sitcoms were real and still present even though she never had a kid to suck on them the way they were designed, she’s made up for it by letting the world collectively imagine being breast fed by her.

Either way, the primetime, sitcom nip we know so well is doing some favors to her old ass face cuz they actually look pretty hot!

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2022

22

Aug

Eva Longoria Wet Bikini of the Day

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Eva Longoria is another aged out talent that was marketed as a babe about 20 years ago, who has found fitness, starving herself, some health and wellness tactics, some non-invasive procedures, I mean they’re rich as shit, they can fake being hot like strippers do…..only far more high end, I mean you realize she has an IMDB page right.

So yeah, despite the money, the fame, the connections, a production company that gets her paid on a series of shows, a booze company, all her other investments, she’s still reducing herself into a bikini body for the other old ladies to look up to her, to follow her lead in hopes that they’ll look like her with their Walmart trailer park budget, good luck……save the vampires that don’t age to the 50+ year old geriatric, drug store discount celebs who won’t give up as they do young girl tactics of THIRST TRAPPING!

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2022

22

Aug

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Some homeless guy just told me that COVID is over and that any of these assholes wearing masks in the grocery store are just fucking idiots who bought into the lie that the media fed them, hoped on the trend, with no mind of their own, so according to him, we can stop presenting the sex workers of the medical world as heroes, or dissenters for not getting experimental shots thata don’t work, so that they can fire them and take away their pensions and livelihood to see how committed they are to not get the vaccine, but sure, WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE now that the truth is starting to surface and every vaccinated person I know tells me they regret the shot, since it was unnecessary according to the CDC officially…..

Luckily, in the process of the ups and downs, from heroes to zeros, we’ve had some healthcare workers figure out other ways to make money, or to find release, or to help the average person – BY getting naked.

It’s a nurse fetish for those who don’t care about all the gross ass shit nurses have to get elbow deep in, like yesterday, I walked by an old folks home and some poor scrub wearing bitch in mask, with gloves, was carrying out a garbage bag filled with something that smelled very fucking off and I thought ‘you should just get naked on the internet like these girls”, it’s the future, it’s the now!

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2022

22

Aug

Kate Bosworth and Ashley Greene Get Naked of the Day

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Kate Bosworth is one of my all time favorites and I have no idea why, I guess I just find her hot, because it’s sure not any of the movies that she’s been in that impact my fucking life in any way, if anything, I don’t even now any of the movies she’s been in, but I do now…

It is called the Immaculate Room, the premise is:

“Secrets and private demons emerge when a seemingly perfect young couple competes for a 5 million dollar prize by isolating themselves in an empty white room for 50 days. No phones, no family – only the room trying to break their resolve.”

Sounds boring, just some Emile Hirsch and Kate Bowsworth sittng in a room, packaged as a social experiment, or some psychological thought provoking bullshit, but I like to think it’s more along the lines of being an easy movie to film during a pandemic, no sets or locations required, but then again, I didn’t know this movie existed until a minute ago, despite being a Kate Bosworth fan, because I’m just not that good at being a fan, since I’ve trained myself to be a hater, you know, low frequency shit.

Well, I also didn’t know that Ashley Greene, who I like to refer to as Florida Trash that struck gold in her swamp thanks to Twilight Saga, had such big hot tits, because she’s naked in the Room, and looks alright considering she’s old now.

Is this worth watching, who knows, is Ashley Greene’s tits worth zooming in on, yes.

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2022

22

Aug

Milf Monday of the Day

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As an old fuck, the whole allure of MILFs is thrown out the fucking window…the MILF fetish is a young guys game, you know for the thrill of fucking an older more experienced mom, or fucking your bully’s mom, or fucking your best friend’s hot mom, just to annoy him with it for the rest of his life…….

When you’re older, fucking a MILF is really just like fucking anyone 20 years younger than you, only they’ve got more of a blown out pussy, in some cases more responsibility so that they can’t get clingy, but in my case they’ve typically given up on the whole mom thing for drugs, and CPS is doing the raising for them, but from a generic perspective, MILFs know how to fuck to completion and they are too tired to feel shame while licking your ass in the window they have available between mom shit..

In this era, it’s just interesting to see that non every woman subscribed to the Jennifer Anistion, Sex and the City, don’t breed, have a career feminism, or the whole abortions are awesome, why have kids when you can have them sucked out and make a porn fetish out of it…it’s as if some people still use babies to trap their man like the good old days.

Inspiring.

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2022

22

Aug

Stella Hudgens Slutty Nipples of the Day

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I don’t entirely understand why Stella Hudgens puts on some weird ass act when she does her “slutty Content” that involves her tongue sticking out, or curled up, it’s pretty weird, like she has some alter ego that comes out during some mind control triggers!

I remember her being the corny, chubby, Disney Kid sister, all mainstream and obvious in an era when being mainstream didn’t mean having a nude content site with subscribers, but the second that came out as being socially acceptable, all these hive mind, middle of the road, trying to solidify her place in the world, or breakout of the shadow that is her super star sister, all the normies brought their lame ass nudes, which I guess is a solid enough hustle cuz we get to see tit, I mean it’d be idiotic to complain about girls showing tit, even if they feel like they’ve been indoctrinated into doing it due to marketing, I mean, society has done the manipulating of minds to get the girls naked so we don’t have to, solid!

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2022

22

Aug

Jordana Brewster Ass of the Day

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Jordana Brewster is such a fucking misogynist, or maybe she’s just a 40 year old woman who understands that women are meant to be in the kitchen, it’s far more fulfilling to cook for your family, than it is to be some ratchet miserable hook up culture slut in your shitty apartment waiting for a sugar dadddy to order you uber eats so you don’t have to get out of your lazy fucking bed and live a normal fucking human experience cuz you’re too busy medicated on SSRIs.

Maybe the whole traditional gender role is fucking HOT, especially when there’s tight jeans in a squat, because I know I love seeing women cook, clean and raise a fucking family……the whole spreading your ass for a dollar on the internet is EMPTY, I’ll still look, obviously, I love sluts, but slutty in this kind of way is better.

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2022

22

Aug

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Let there be lactation!

I am one of those people who likes to stare at women breast feeding in public, not because I’m into the natural function of tit, but I don’t mind it, I mean if that’s the reason one of my most favorite things exists, I’m not going to hate on it, especially when I can get a solid nip or full tit slip in the process..

I do not believe that this activism for breast feeding was ever needed, or that women really got shamed for breast feeding in public, I am convinced that’s a bullshit storyline some pervert with a breast milk fetish coordinated to get more tits out there to entertain him.

I feel like every culture, even the OPPRESSIVE one are cool with breast feeding, since it FEEDS their fucking babies..but sure, go FREE THE NIPPLE you hero. Retards.

I will miss the whole breast feeding in public thing when all the vaccinated women go completely barren and the whole breeding thing gets turned over the state to do in labs……but we’re not there yet……..and at least we’ll always have the unvaccinated but it will be harder to watch them breast feed at their off grid farms they are raising their kids in since society shat the fucking bed for people like them.

For now, we have lactation!

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2022

22

Aug

Censored UFC Fighter of the Day

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I saw this video circulating of a UFC fighter who seems to be wearing some leather harness, like he’s heading to the gay sex party after the fight to find him some MonkeyPox, not because he’s gay, but because of how charged up he is from winning his fight that he needs a little release on another man’s asshole, it’s woke, it’s inclusive, it’s the future of making everyone fuck everyone for self involved pleasure, a release and not for a higher level union of two energy forces like when I fuck prostitutes, for that time we are togther, CONNECTED AT THE SOUL.

But yeah, this fighter calls out Jimmy Kimmel for being on the flight logs, which is pretty fucking weird, but even weirder, apparently TWITTER has banned the video, deleted it, because I guess you can’t be mean to Kimmel…despite him being a woke, sell out, unfunny, bought, puppet that helped kill LATE NIGHT and dumb down society. I still don’t believe that all of Hollywood are pedos, I just can’t wrap my head around it, but there is a group of people who really fucking do..

I don’t know the fighter’s name, but his interview is nuts, unless this is a deep fake, since nothing on the internet is real but if it is not, NUTS..

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2022

22

Aug

Girl Fight with a Pussy Bite of the Day

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I am pretty outdated but I can promise you that there was a time when even the hippest of magazines like COMPLEX, all dialled into the street culture, said that I was the LEADER of the NEW……they legit thought I was going to take out PEREZ HILTON as a goto celebrity blog with commentary that matters……fast forward 15 years and I am no longer innovative or cool, the world has passed me by, and everyone’s a pervert creeper on socal media, making this site just some obscure weird creepy, slimely, outdated embarrassing mess that makes no money and that could end up getting me in trouble with the woke mob cuz they don’t like whores to be called whores.

WITH THAT BEING SAID, I don’t know how old or new this chick fight video is, but as someone who likes chick fights, even before they were marketed as a professional sport, and were reserved for angry bitches at clubs fighting over their man, I know it’s awesome.

I don’t know how old it is, but I know it is awesome…….

It’s little grapple that ends with a PUSSY BITE, brilliant. Why don’t they spell bite BIGHT, right? FIGHT BIGHT!

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