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Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2011

14

Feb

Irina Shayk is the SI Swimsuit Model of the Year of the Day

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Irina Shayk…The hot bitch dating the probably gay soccer player…who is very rich and probably has the best sports agents in the world…making this shit a hell of a lot easier to happen…but I’m not complaining…cuz this bitch is hot…

The funny thing about this is the big reveal was supposed to happen tonight….DAVID LETTERMAN HAD THE EXCLUSIVE BUT HIS STAFF FUCKED UP …

Something I like to think is probably also staged to get this more attention…

I assume tomorrow will be a day of SI pics…only to be told to take them down..

Good times..

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2011

14

Feb

Constance Jablonski Topless in her Car for Purple of the Day

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Her name is Constance. She was born in 1990. That makes her 20. She gets topless for photoshoots, maybe cuz she’s from France, maybe cuz it doesn’t matter, probably not because I like it, but I do like it so I can pretend it’s all for me…

I’m sure she’s not even all that hot when it comes down to it, but as long as she’s in pro photoshoots, she’s good enough for me….Not to mention, girls from France like anal sex on the first date and the first date can be meeting them in a bar…

Here she is in Purple Magazine doing some auto erotica…not quite the auto erotica you’re used to…

Here she is for Vogue Spain February cuz I like her….

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2011

14

Feb

Neve Campbell Bikini for Old Times of the Day

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Neve Campbell probably best known for fucking with high class escort Denise Richards in some movie they were in…back when Denise Richards landed an acting role…to offset her high class escorting…in hopes of one day making it without having to be a whore…before marrying her best client Charlie Sheen cuz she got knocked up…only to be set for life cuz he’s the richest man in TV…which worked out nicely considering she looks like a fucking monster now…not that this post is about Denise Richards, but who the fuck cares about Neve Campbell, she wasn’t even hot at her prime, so why’d I wanna talk about her now at her doughy middle-aged body in a bikini….but I will post the pics…

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2011

14

Feb

Lea Michele is a Fucking Monster of the Day

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Her face is the reason she’s on a show for gay people. Gay people always hang out with ugly bitches cuz they don’t want to fuck them and like their ugly bitch personality cuz ugly bitches try harder to be fun and funny cuz they are ugly.

I hate that she thinks she’s hot. I hate that she’s posing semi-erotic. It’s disgusting to me and I have no standards.

She’s a fucking monster or at least a fucking muppet…whatever the fuck she is she has no business being on TV…let her work where she is meant to work…singing in the shower before going to work as a Walmart clerk her face was destined to be. We shouldn’t fuck with destiny…talented theatrical singing voice or not…I’m sure there are tons of better looking sluts who sing just as well….Hell give Aguilera the job, it’s not likes she’s doing much but eating and humiliating herself these days…

Seriously. I need to start a campaign to get her off TV. I know I won’t win or even be noticed but even Ugly Betty was easier on the eyes and her name is Ugly fucking Betty…

I appreciate her trying to cover up the asymmetcial science experiment that is her face, but next time she should try a burlap bag.

That’s all I have to say about that…I’m too distraught to continue…

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2011

14

Feb

Rihanna’s Pantless Grammy Performance of the Day

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If you want to read about the Grammy Awards – Go to my TWITTER, cuz I tweeted that shit all night and I’m not about to relive the shit here.

Drake is a lie. He’s a rich Jewish kid from Toronto Canada, who has enough business talking with a hip hop accent as a 12 year old white kid from the midwest. He just happens to have some black in him and plays it up in the most overrated act of the decade….

Rihanna looks like she’s an official waterhead, you know retarded as fuck thanks to daddy and mommy being first cousins. Barbados is a small island, you’re bound to double dip in genetics a few times. She’s hated there and should be hated here cuz everyone knows she’s nothing but a teen prostitute who scammed the right john…

Her dance maybe semi-erotica if you like that kind of thickness, which unfortunately, I do….so that’s why I posted the video…

I think she flashed the audience her tits at the end, but I can’t find footage of that…so this one piece bathing suit party in her pant will have to do…

Overrated, generic, commercial shit. That’s all I gotta say about that…

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

14

Feb

Tits on TV of the Day

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I never know if I am going to get busted by the legal team at the networks who put on these shows cuz I post the naked clips from the week…I usually do get hit by them and their dated theories on copyright and that makes no fucking sense to me because if anything this is giving publicity two shows who do TV right by allowing some uncensored shit we want to see and never could see before cable tried to keep up with the internet…sharing is caring motherfuckers…stop being so stingy with the goods.

That said, two of the best shows on TV, other than the Grammy Awards are Californication and Shameless…Two shows that should be hiring me not punishing me….

Here are the tits on TV for the week…

Addison Timlin’s Big Old Tits in Californication…..cuz she know the formula of launching a long lasting career….and that’s Tits get Hits motherfuckers…

Emmy Rossum in Shameless….fucking proper enough to make me a fan…

Posted in:Addison Timlin|Californication|Emmy Rossum|Shameless|Tits on TV

2011

14

Feb

Shorts of the Day

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I’m tired of celebrating people by posting their useless daily bullshit…not that I really celebrate them while writing about how irritating, annoying and undeserving they are..but I guess talking about these assholes is giving them more importance than they deserve regardless and I think I need to refocus the site to celebrate articles of clothing that make these bitches worth talking about….like these short shorts on some drunken springbreak trash….Not that this ass is incredible…but the things these shorts could do for a nation if they became mainstreeam is…and on this Valentine’s Day…I think that’s what matters…not so much the person in the shorts…but the actual shorts…

Does that make sense? Cuz it does to me…

Posted in:amateur

2011

14

Feb

Miley’s Window To Her Tits of the Day

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I expected Miley Cyrus to be far sluttier at 18 than she is. I guess she realized slutting out at 17 gets everyone talking cuz in America 17 year old sluts are criminal. She has a team of people who are very familiar with child prostitution, it’s one of Disney’s core businesses.

So it was like her last “Hurrah” knowing she could get massive publicity with little fucking effort….like not wearing a bra, posing half naked in photoshoots, etc…making the last few months of her being 17 a lot of fun for the perverts….but then she turned 18, her parents got divorced, and she hasn’t turned to porn yet….and there’s a real tragedy in that…I mean all that emotional damage should have delivered more than just a video of her smoking salvia…I’m talking her smoking saliva off hard cock….maybe she’s just dyslexic and took her orders wrong.

Either way, here’s her titty window build into her Grammy dress cuz I like her for some reason I call liking all things imbred looking…

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2011

14

Feb

Coco’s Tits Spend Ice-T’s Money of the Day

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Everyone’s favorite plastic implant ass and titties was out spending Ice-T’s money, cuz that’s what happens when you are his number one high class prostitute and you have an aggreement….called “marriage”…that whenever dude wants a fuck he gets a fuck…or whatever else went down to land her stripper ass with his rapper money, I mean other than her being white and shapely and trashy and doughy and trashy…which is usually enough for his kind…no racist.

She’s showing off her midsection, upper section and bottom section…Snapping off pics of the paparazzi like she’s so surprised they are getting pics of her…even though she hired them in efforts to increase her profile and celebrity…and the whole thing is totally unnecessary in the grand scheme of the world today…but a good enough distraction from what’s important….but maybe it’s just me…I do have a thing for novelty women who aren’t hot but thing they are…It’s a weakness.

Posted in:Coco

2011

14

Feb

Taylor Momsen Ass Crack from the Front in Teen Lingerie of the Day

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There’s something magical about a teenage girl in lingerie…I am not just saying that because I am a pervert, I am saying it because I find it hilarious…It’s like she’s playing dress up trying to be sexy, trying to be mature and erotic, when behind the make-up and costume is just a fucking kid…I mean she’s probably banged a handful of times and sucks at it…she probably can’t actually suck dick like a seasoned vetran…but she’s seen her share of movies so she thinks she knows what she’s doing…it’s kinda awkward and hard to take seriously…but we always appreciate the effort…cuz the bitches we meet who are our age are too damn self conscious and brought up in a different generation to get in costume…you gotta stay married to them for a decade before they bust out the Valentines Day special…making this younger generation of perverts far more fun to post about…especially when you can see her ass crack when lookin at her from the front. Amazing.

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