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2010

22

Dec

Laura Ramsey, C.C. Sheffield and Nicole Trunfio Toplesss in Somewhere of the Day

Somewhere is some new Sofia “Glad My Dad Did the Godfather and Apocolypse Now” Coppola movie.

Here is Party Girl #3, Naked Blonde with Sailor Cap and Woman Getting Haircut in the roles of their lifetime.

It isn’t in theaters yet, but I find Sofia “Glad My Dad Did the Godfather and Apocolypse Now” Coppola boring, it’s just got that hipster appeal cuz she was married to Spike Jonze and all those film student, women studies, philosophy and poli-sci cunts in vintage clothing at the coffee shop feel they have to like it cuz they have no identity of their own…I know you know what I mean and I know you are probably wondering why I am ramblin’ on about this shit, when we should be celebrating sluts willing to get topless to launch their careers, it’s a hustle/work ethic/ drive I always appreciate in whores trying to make it, cuz the ones who do it without getting naked, who try to rely on their talent and dad’s connections alone, bore the fuck out of me….

Good hustle girls. Let’s see more of you. Let’s keep it up. I’m your cheerleader….here are the shitty clips now sit on my face in my fantasies cuz life sucks….

Posted in:C.C. Sheffield|Laura Ramsey|Nicole Trunfio

2010

22

Dec

Lady Gaga See Through Dress Puts Me in the Christmas Spirit of the Day

I wonder if Lady Gaga really believes her lie that she’s some kind of performing artist opening herself up to her receptive audience who understand and are drawn to her creative vision, of if she knows that she’s just an obvious joke. I mean the product of serious marketing that is about as authentic as her hair color.

You see, I did the “slutty nun” basic level of religious controversy over a decade ago in an art project at a local church art program I was forced to take and even then I knew I was just doing it to piss off the people behind the art program.

I also did a dead baby in a box cuz my teacher was pregnant and annoyed me. Because I understand how easy it is to use shitty art to upset uptight people and get a laugh out of it while pretending it is a vision.

I have a feeling that Gaga does too, you know because everything she does is upsetting, mainly because of that fucking face of hers and the fame it got that it shouldn’t have got because it’s not hot….and not because of her ironic almost nude annoying artist who isn’t an artist hustle…she’s just a bullshit pawn in the grand scheme of thing and she fucking sucks….and so does her sloppy disgusting body and her squashed down runover by a bush that unfortunately didn’t kill her tits. Here are the pics. They may or may not be a Christmas miracle, but I know her death or disappearance would be, but maybe I’m just a hater…

I should be drinking eggnog by the fire and not writing this nonsense…I hate you internet for trapping me.

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2010

22

Dec

Lindsay Lohan’s Pale Nipple of the Day

In my mind, Lindsay Lohan is a Christmas miracle that keeps on giving. I am not talking about her herpes, that is controlled thanks to valtrex. I am talking about her as a person. She just constantly comes out of the woodwork with her amazing fucking tits that I regret not making her show me the time I snuck into some party to hang out with her when she was in Montreal and she was too friendly to get me kicked out, because everything about this girl is amazing, except maybe that she gave me a wrong number and I’ve never been able to reconnect our love at first sight from that lovely night, not that that’s never happened before, the fake number thing is almost obvious…..not that that would ever make me hate this tits…they just always appear when I’m about to forget Lohan…..

I just know these are better than Santa Claus.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2010

22

Dec

Claire Chazal in her Bikini of the Day

Good thing I don’t know who this Claire Chazal woman is, because that way I can’t be sad when she finishes melting into the ocean. It’s like some Wizard of Oz shit where you got the gremlin wet after midnight and all that will be left of her is something disgusting, like a pile of decade old semen. I have seen it happen before, these slutty french ex-stripper hot dog stand workers who turn 40 all kinda start to look like this and you are left unable to see past their gaping assholes cuz you know all the dick that asshole took to get that way.

Apparently she’s a romance novel, so you can imagine what she’s done to herself to get inspiration for stories, and here are some pics of her doing the whole bikini thing when maybe she’d be better off in a snowsuit, you know for the sake of eroticism….

But I like bikinis……so here she is….


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2010

22

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the holidays so I don’t know why I am posting links. I should be out caroling with the group from church and by caroling I mean gang banging this bitch carol, she always puts out, Christmas or not.

I am in the Holiday spirit, just an hour ago I paid some whore 10 dollars a song to sit on my lap and tell me what she wants me to do to her….

It was a waste of money, but it was nice to feel in control.

I am ridiculous. I am also drunk. But I don’t really need Christmas for that. I just need alcohol….

stepLINKS are here….Dance around the tree for this Christmas miracle….

Grandpa Got a Sex Towel for Christmas
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Everyone Wants to Kill Paris Hilton
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Heidi Montag is a Whiney Fucking Fame Whore of the Day – Unfortunately These Scars Aren’t Across Her Throat When They Found her in a Ditch
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It’s Never Too Cold Outside for Fucking Cool
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How About Some Canadian Beaver? Aleesia’s Upskirt
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Remembering Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape
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Angelina Jolie Was a Heroin Addict
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Because Web Sluts Are Easy and I Love Easy Sluts
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Sara Jean Underwood Knows How to Rock Lingerie
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Gorgeous Babe Plays With Her Massive Tits – VIDEO
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And MORE Sara Jean Underwood
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Hottest Female Athletes to Look For in 2011
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Anna Chapman Leaked Nude Pics
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How to: Pimp Your Kids 101
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So Jenny McCarthy Has a Fat Cousin or Some Shit
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Sophie Reade Upskirt
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Hugh Hefner is Losing His God Damned Mind
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A Damn Hot Latina Will Make Your Day Right
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Some Jana Jordan Hotness
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Maliah Michel’s Ass is Out of Hand
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Did Anyone ACTUALLy Think the Spiderman Musical Would Work?
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Tip Drill: 10 Ex-Strippers That Became Stars
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Young Teen With HUGE Tits Dances in Her Bathroom – VIDEO
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Dude Jerks Off On Some Unsuspecting Girl’s Hair on the Train…..
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Meet Hottie Valya
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Gisele Bundchen: New Balenciaga Spring Campaign Images
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Dominika Has One Hot Body
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Here’s The Trailer For Little Fockers – VIDEO
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Kylie Minogue is Hot Even in Winter Clothes
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Victoria’s Secret Angels Wish You A Merry Christmas!! OW!! – VIDEO
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Lady Gaga Went Shopping In Her Underwear
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Lingerie Football Fight! – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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3 Swedish Hotties – GALLERY
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Nessa Looks Hot Under the Waterfall
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10 Celebrities That Could Be Serial Killers
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Chloe Sevigny Discusses Brown Bunny Blow Job
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

21

Dec

Lady Gaga’s Ass Pants Go Shopping of the Day

Knowing I grabbed this is miserable. Knowing Gaga is unhappy people stopped talking about her so she staged this stunt and I’m talking about her is even more miserable than knowing I grabbed this ass, but then again grabbing ass, whether it is on a celebrity or not, whether it is on a monster looking bitch or not, is never really that miserable, even if it makes you want to throw up. It’s always kind of entertaining even if it is not erotic….

What it comes down to is that Lady Gaga is a vile circus freak, trying so hard to be relevant like she was Madonna and she’s ugly as fuck, but unfortunately that’s never stopped me for checking out an ass when it’s on display and that shouldn’t stop you.

Here are the miserable pics…

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2010

21

Dec

Kim Kardashian’s Mouth Full of Foam cuz She is a Pig of the Day

This isn’t really news, but luckily I don’t do really do news here. I pretty much focus my attention on the attention whores begging for it, and when I saw these pictures of 30 year old Kim Kardashian doing a keg stand with her mother like some kind of college girl who wasn’t too old, too fat and too washed up, I was forced to play out memories I have of her getting pissed on by black dudes in sex tapes…..not that I ever saw those scenes in the sex tape, but I know what a toilet for the colored folks at the back of the bus looks like when I see one, and this is prett much it…

I’ve got an issue with girls who drink beer to begin with. From my 20s onwards, unless bitch was drinking a Corona by the beach, I was disgusted by her, there’s just something sloppy about a girl drunk on beer, and that’s usually her gut she’s got hanging over her pants, not to mention her doppy face, her sea legs and the look of wanting to be loved in her eye, cuz I guess beer drunk, is different that cocaine and vodka redbull drunk, that should be kept for backpacking pub girls from the trailer park, you know those middle American not so cultured suburban trash chugging beer and not the girls I want to fuck….meaning Kim Kardashian is pretty much doing what everything about her would expect me to be doing….at least based n her body type…

I don’t know if I explained myself the way I wanted to, but what I am saying is that beer girls are pigs and so is Kim Kardashian, so it all makes sense and I didn’t have to post all those other words…about how pathetic and unerotic this is.


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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

21

Dec

Candice Swanepoel in Some Typical, Yet Amazing Lingerie Pics of the Day

These lingerie photoshoots are repetitive maybe, amazing, obviously.

I can’t hate these Victoria’s Secret photoshoots, even though they all look the same, they lack creativity, they are cookie cutter formula where the pussy is interchangeable, but I love this Candice Swanepoel, especially when she is half naked. She is a hero who escaped AIDs in South Africa, to be in an overpaid bitch in a thong all over the internet, showing off her amazing ass, while making me stare at my wife and hate my life because seriously, the fact that she doesn’t look like this, is fucking with my ego and any man who isn’t with a girl who looks like this is a failure. Realize that motherfucker and enjoy your miserable existance that eye candy like this may or may not soften the reality blow….cuz sometimes fantasy can carry you through everything…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2010

21

Dec

Cameron Diaz is Still in Her Bikini of the Day

I am bored of Cameron Diaz and her rectangular body that I can only assume comes with menopause, but her little ass are the remnants of what was Cameron Diaz you probably jerked off to, that I’m not so into her because I never liked Tomboys no matter how tall and thin and luxurious you are, you know the bitch farting and talking about shitting and jerking off like she’s a dude, was never for me, I was alway more more into the girls who were hungry, jonesing for drugs and willing to lick my asshole while jerking me off for 10 dollars, no matter how well I wiped….You know the real ladies of the world…

Not sure where I am going with this…again…I just know that what it comes down to is that menopausal women make me want to drink…..but then again so does everything….


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Posted in:Cameron Diaz

2010

21

Dec

Magdalena Frackowiak Nipple in Muse Magazine of the Day

Here is a Polish model named Magdalena Frackowiak showing off her tits because that’s what escaping communism is all about. She was in this year’s Victoria’s Secret fashion show . She was in the 2011 Pirelli Calendar . She is Probably going to be tits you are going to get to know very well, and that’s substantially better than eating cabbage and waiting in line for rationed bread to feed her juggling bear. It’s nice to see how cultured and knowledgable I am about Poland, but I’m not a University student studying sociology or geography, I like to keep my brain filled up on titties….and here’s my newest addition…

Posted in:Magdalena Frackowiak