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2022

04

Aug

Alexis Ren Kinda Nude of the Day

Alexis Ren may be the leader of talentless girls using their bodies as a currency, selling their bodies to the internet, and not because she’s got an OnlyFans, I don’t think she actually has an OnlyFans, and if she did, this would be a pretty fucking disappointing sext for the virgin nerds with credit cards that she rooked into this supporting her already rich life for some low level attention thanks to a fear of missing out or NOT being part of her bullshit community….

I call her the leader of no marketable skills, besides having a body, because she was cast as the hot bodied girlfriend in some epic travel videos that made her boyfriend and her pretty fucking rich in the process…just softcore aspirational young romance that was cheesy to dudes out there but that inspired so many girls to find their hot rich travel boyfriend to co-star in their ass content around the globe….

The unfortunate thing is that with her money she got shitty bolt ons, ruining all hot bodies, but the body’s still hot, so that’s why she keeps bringing it, it’s her only marketable skill and all it needs to get ahead…take that toxic masculinity and the patriarchy….if you want to show off your white male privilege don’t just go out there and apply for a job to see how much you suck, but start a TikTok to get 0 followers doing the exact same content a hot bitch does….

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2022

04

Aug

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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I am a big endorser of tiny tits, because I think the tiny tit girls need to hear it. I mean just this morning I was trying to jerk off to a set of tits that were smaller than small thanks to the girl being a lot into fitness, but not in a “I’m a closet case” or “I’ll fuck a dude to destigmatize monkey pox being a gay disease” kind of way…fitness in a hot way, she just didn’t have tit…so yeah, I am all about the tiny tits, as they are still tits and sometimes girls need to hear that they are fine the way they are and don’t need to get big fake tits to matter, it won’t make their life better and it won’t make people like me like their tits better….natural is what we need in this fake as shit world….own your god given looks…

But that doesn’t mean I don’t like big fucking titties beating up my face, filling my empty soul, in my mouth, or just on a bitch in public, because they are amazing, a gift for all involved, especially the owner of said tits….I mean just a few hours ago I watched some old as shit lady walking her dog in a tight t-shirt and I was like “AMAZING TITS”…..to which she said “what’s that sonny do you want a Werthers Original”….

So in conclusion, I’m a dude, I support small tits, but still love big tits, because tits, so obviously, or NATURALLY, my favorite internet game besides stretching pussy out is TITTY drops….just a creative way for tits to be seen in a fun and less shameless way…..and that is why we do this LIFE CHANGING Post…..

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2022

04

Aug

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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I don’t know when I developed a tanline fetish, because I used to find the shit cheesy as fuck, but you have to remember that I grew up in stripclubs so the majority of bodies I was seeing naked were gutter, french Canadian, oftentimes toothless, strippers who fucking loved to go to one of the tanning salons on every street corner, because people just couldn’t get enough of them.

I think that’s why I turned on the overall Kardashian, duck face, muppet face, botox, filler and filter face that’s so fucking popular now, because the french Canadian strippers were doing that whole thing 25 fucking years ago and I thought it looked silly then….as it does now…..the whole rich ladies and gutter strippers have the same aesthetic.

ANYWAY, I grew out of my tanline hate, and fucking love seeing girls showing off all the VITAMIN D that they’ve got from our friend that has been dragged through the mud as being a killer, when he’s not, you know the Steven Avary of nature, our SUN…..

So I am a fan, of natural tanlines before the sun addicted bitch ends up a lathery pile of trash you’d expect to find sagging on a florida bitch, crisping up, in her retirement…..

I am not a fan of spray tans, or sunscreen, just a pure old fashioned, traditional tan, but I’ll take what I can get, since it is NATURE’s highlighter…..

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2022

04

Aug

Gamer Girl and Other Videos of the Day

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Back Stretch

Workout of the Week

Get Your Stretch On

REACH

Rabbit Ears…..

Titty Loving Pony

Shit Stepping Cowgirl

Military Formation

Yoga Flex

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2022

04

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Everything is pretty fucking fake, I don’t even know what to believe, which is why you should manifest your own existence in this fucking simulation, hopefully better than I did, because if you let these idiots run shit, you’re going to end up in a weird fucking place…

I saw people in China being forced to kneel on the street corner while waiting for COVID tests to carrying on their day to day life and you know that the people at the top of the food chain are just fucking laughing in their lizard dens…how far can they take it.

Then I’ve been seeing this whole eat bugs thing going more and more viral, where they are pretending it’s viable protein, when really it is one step up from eating parasites and only birds and fish should really be eating bugs….yet here we are being told it’s cheap and good for the climate….

Then there’s the EV scam, where they pretend Electric Vehicles are some kind of more efficient way to get around, but I guess I can see how people get duped into that one, but I know they are still laughing at us from their private jets people are FINALLY calling them out on….

But the most retarded of the propaganda I know they are laughing at us about is the straight friendly gay sex to destigmatize gay sex in this time of monkeypox.

They have established SUCH a deep rooted hive mind that they can say “go to a gay orgy to show support to your gay friends who are now being made into villains over the whole monkeypox thing”…you know so they can bring it home to their wives and get it into the straight community….

It’s homophobic to not have gay sex and you can’t be homophobic, that’s a hate crime, you’ll go to jail…

They are just trolling seeing how far they push before it cracks and burns…..and people just go along with it…like the idiots that we are…

Yet, I haven’t figured out how to manipulate all you cunts into making me rich, so I guess I’m the real fucking idiot, just like you.

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How An Infinite Hotel Might Just Run Out Of Rooms!
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2022

03

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw some teacher jerked off into flutes that he would later take pics of his students playing, which is one of the weirdest fetishes out there, but I don’t play the flute so I don’t understand…..clearly flutists are whores, otherwise it wouldn’t have become part of the zeitgeist thanks to American Pie……ONE TIME IN BAND CAMP……maybe all our disappointments in our life come from not cumming in/on or with a flute in our asses….

But yeah, I don’t see what the big deal is, other than how weird the fetish is, it’s not people put their mouths on the flute….it’d be way worse if he was jerking off on ice cream sandwiches and making people eat them…you know, if there’s no ingestion, is there really a fetish at all……

The point of the story is that I’ve always said that normies can’t handle porn, this 20 year experiment of making porn available and normalized for normies has created some fucking weirdos…..while I’ve just always been weird…..totally not phased by porn because my mind is sicker than any porn could be….but the normies, they just can’t deal….

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Thalia Paris – Uncensored – For EATS!
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Connor McGregor to Make a Big Screen Debut
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German TV Host’s Nude Swim
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The Origins of the Hold My Beer Meme
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Mac Jones’ Girlfriend in a Bikini
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Miss Bum Bum Suzy Cortez Turns Nudity into Art
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Iskra Lawrence Strips Down to Her Lingerie!
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Trans Cheerleader Gets Booted for Assault
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Tom Brady’s Team Gets Him a GOAT Cake
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Gabrielle Union in a Cut-Out Dress
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TikTok Emma Brooks Launches Swim Collection
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Dane Cook Engaged to 23 Year Old
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Mikayla Demaiter Bikinis!
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Dancing Couple Tango to Eminem’s Lose Yourself
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Everyone Crashes at BMX Gate
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Hailey Bieber Does Skin Care
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Ferris Bueller Actress Victim of Elder Abuse
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Jerry Jones Used the M-Word and People Were Mad!
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Cat Behavior Expert Reacts to the Game Stray
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Babe Does Bike Dancing Tricks
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Charli XCX Turns 30 – Poses Pretty
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Erika Jayne Sells Pasadena Home –
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Kobe Bryant’s Game-Worn Jersey From 1997 NBA Playoffs Sells for $2.73 Million
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New Jersey Councilwoman Hits Biker – Keeps Driving!
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Dude is Addicted to Drinking Hand Sanitizer
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Shop Owner Shoots Would be Robber!
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Topless Model Sonia Posing Romantically
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Truck Rear Ends MG Hector
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10 Fun Gifts for Anybody!
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Maria Bakalova in another Dress with Less Titty
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Paris Berelc in a Weird Outfit
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Ideal Beach Party
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24 People Having a Shit Day
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2022

03

Aug

Denise Richard’s Has Got them Crazy Eyes of the Day

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I could go through a deep dive into this OnlYFans thing going so mainstream that anyone with an audience has figured out they can make more selling nudes, than by hooking, especially at her age…and by thy I mean Denise Richards, the HIV dodging, Charlie Sheen breeding, known prostitute who managed to get in a movie once or twice, thanks to prostituting right..if you don’t have a soul, but you got a dream, while you are born with a cunt and a set of tits, even if you’re not that hot, you can be anything….I think that’s the motto for feminism…

So yeah, even people with money, want more money, and I guess get off to the attention of people living life like it’s 20 years ago and NO NEW pussy has surfaced to jerk off to..nostalgic fan boy crushes that must be due to autism.

I don’t know what Denise Richard’s deal is, her high budget internet sex work they call premium content that she shoots with her daughter, ,but I know her face scares the fuck out of me and is good to use as a top post for you to get lost in them crazy eyes.

The good news, her explant, empty tit isn’t distracting me so I an focus on “what in the face is that”…..

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2022

03

Aug

Ashley Greene Fat and Topless of the Day

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I never liked Ashley Greene, I don’t know why I always got scam vibes from her. Just Florida trash that sucked the right dick, landed Twilight, which is the equivalent of Gangnam Style for a celebrity, you know a one hit wonder that gets a billion views, because it’s bigger than the idiot and the idiot would never exist if it wasn’t for that viral moment….you get what I am saying..

Then she dated a Jonas brother and pretended to be a virgin or abstinent which no one bought, but for whatever reason that was the trend or the agenda being pushed at the time, it was a long time ago, before everyone realized if they wanted to have staying power they had to get competitive with the porn thing, even though porn was big then, the mainstream was snobby and turned their back on it, before the whole “if you can’t beat em, join em”….plus they definitely chose anal as the grey area of abstinence, which was likely way too familiar to the Jonas brothers, their favorite pass time.

So I haven’t forgot that I didn’t like her, even though I forget most things, and seeing her all bloated and disgusting doing some fat power, body empowerment, fat girls can get topless bullshit, is just gross….however the tits got their swole on, so an old as shit, Ashley Greene and her bloated, ate a bad sub, gunt are a little less offensive….but STILL gross…in a shoulda took it up the ass like she was still being pure with the Jonas brothers to stimulate that impacted shit out of her kind of way…..

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2022

03

Aug

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Get fit or die trying or some shit…

In a world of lazy fucking bitches who sit on their lazy asses and get paid for posting a half assed nude, while some dude sexts on their behalf to the autistic retard fans they’ve managed to rook into their evil fucking exploitative trap….there are a lot of fat girls out there…..obviously we blame the body positivity movement which really was a guarantee win as every fat girl out there would hop on board to the campaign, making it their own, amplifying it and ruining a generation of girls by not let them feel like shit for being fat, to motivate them to not get fat……and the funniest thing about the body positivity movement is that these fat empowered girls photoshop themselves to be less fat and when they actually lose weight, since no one likes being fat, they get shunned by the petty and miserable fat girl community that is a reminder that MISERY ENJOYS COMPANY….

But yeah, despite all the fat propaganda, bitches know they look, feel and fuck better when fit, so this is our shout out to the fit girls out there for being hotter than fat chicks, and a reminder to fat chicks that they can drop the fat girl donut and start excercising their way to true feeling good, feeling happy, and being an actual positive role model for the young fat girls out there to get less fat and live longer.

Point of the story, fit bitches, fitness girls, are better and can ride you while kicking your ass, so you can be the fat one in the bed, the way nature intended….because two fats don’t make a right, but they do break beds while trying to find each other’s genitals for some fishy, musky friction….

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2022

03

Aug

JLo Side Tit of the Day

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I am not into the satanic agenda that is pushing J.Lo in her 50s or 60s, I don’t even know how old she is, but she is too old to be a fucking sex symbol, but I also never bought into her being a sex symbol back when her ass turned a bunch of dudes gay, because I read that guys who are into ass, like me, are dipping a toe into homosexuality…

The point is, she could very likely be born with a penis, we just don’t know and whether Ben Affleck marries it or not doesn’t mean she’s not transgender, and even if she was born with a cunt, she’s old enough to hormonally be a dude….yet here she is playing like it’s 20 years ago, all in swimsuit, tit hanging out the site, face made up like she’s about to indoctrinate kids at DRAG QUEEN STORYTIME….while offending actual women her age who don’t look like this.

I don’t understand why ladies, or the woke mob of outrage, want to cancel all the hot chicks for being hot and replace them with fatties who don’t use photoshop for shock value, banned from TV level modelling….WHILE embracing an old bitch who is obviously jacking herself up and lying about her look….

I guess it’s because if J.Lo can pass for being 30 and they’ve been fans of her since they were 30, it makes them feel less old.

I just think they pulled her out and put her back with Affleck to keep celeb gossip no one pays attention to alive….

When everyone thinks they are a celeb, they don’t need celeb drama to bother….I mean I’ve never cared about celeb shit, but people did, which is why this site exists….I was clickbait chasing….but people used to LOVE this shit…now they don’t…and that threatens the entire industry, because once the spell is broken, how to they push their agenda on the people….no henchmen, no agenda pushing…so they are scrambling and this is that….when the sex tape gets leaked, and people only notice for 5 minutes, you’ll know what I mean…until then, old lady side tit. Gross..

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