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2024

24

Jun

Charli XCX has Juicy Nips of the Day

I was at the mall over the weekend, in part because I have nothing better to do, but also because I needed to buy a plunger because my wife shit her way through our toilet and we can’t afford a plumber…

While at the mall, I figured I’d be able to see a few hot Ukrainian refugees at the dollar store trying to get supplies for their new lives, maybe offer them a guided tour of my basement apartment and sex toys I used to get sent to me because this was a VERY significant website at one time and people wanted me to give them free coverage….those days are long gone…

Unfortunately, the refugees aren’t as desperate as they used to be, they are funded by the government or rich from home and still rocking their Ukrainian credit cards that work in North America, so it’s hardly the refugee you can fuck situation like it once was…

The only hard nipples I probably could have fucked was some homeless chick playing with the cats in the pet store through the glass, all fucking cracked out and erratic, wearing pantyhose as shoes and a blown out stained tank top that grasps tits so big her meth addiction definitely didn’t quite emaciate her yet….I mean these were giant fat girl tits spilling everywhere with nipples bigger than my dick, not that that’s saying much….if only she didn’t smell like period, feces and dead pussy that had gone bad…all toothless and scabby….because even if I focused really hard on just the nipples, I’d be distracted by all the grossness, as well as her trying to eat off her own face thanks to the meth…

I have an easier time focusing on the tits and just the tits on pop sensation / scam Charli XCX.

Posted in:Charli XCX

2024

24

Jun

Renee Olstead’s Vagina of the Day

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Renee Olstead dropped out of the celebrity / hollywood / entertainment industry and decided to do self produced porn.

I don’t know if self produced porn is a more lucrative strategy, but it probably is for someone who was at Renee Olsteads level of celebrity.

Plus, if she’s really talented at the whole song and dancing monkey shit, she can always re-integrate herself with an apology, or a “I lost my way” like Demi Lovato got praise for her opiate overdose that left her half retarded and trans…

So nothing to lose…..and we all get to see the DAVID FOSTER PRODUCED JAZZ singer do her own Norah Jones, if doing your Norah Jones is showing your cunt on the internet while your pasty white body is all oiled up….and your face all jacked up with fillers.

I am not hating Renee, I actually think she’s great, because she shows us her vagina when so many other people don’t.

She is competing to be Penthouse Pet of the year, which doesn’t really count since they sold Penthouse off many years ago and the original artist and founder BOB is long dead…but the idea is there.

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2024

24

Jun

Cassie Lee is the Instagram Of The Day

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Cassie Lee…sounds asian…

It’s like make me some noodles woman then GENERAL TAO your ass and sit on my face so I can suck on that soup dumpling using some Karate Kid sensibility…..

Then tutor me in math…so that we can count cards together at the Casino….or maybe we can go to your dad’s factory where he human traffics slave labor to build shit no one needs at a discounted price so that local production dies off and we rely on importing everything…..thanks to our laziness as a society….

Cassie Lee….clearly a dream.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

24

Jun

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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In a world where people fight, protest, whine and complain about the right to kill their unborn babies…

Where getting birth control pills, patches and IUDs so that random dudes from TINDER can cum in you without any repercussions…

It’s always nice to see the tits that the sperm got through to the egg on….

Still whoring, sexualizing themselves for strangers but now with a lifelong commitment of another human to care for.

Erotic. Right.

Posted in:Lactating

2024

24

Jun

Britney Spears Tit Out of the Day

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Britney Spears is the highlight of all of our pop culture celebrity gossip lives, because she’s not that AI they call Taylor Swift that is taking over the minds of retards everywhere….they call themselves SWIFTIES but that’s just being nice or even rude because they are retards….you know like calling a retard bright light or sharp guy…or other naked to let the world know you’re joking because clearly dude’s a retard.

Britney Spears is from a better era of jerking off to pop stars in their music videos….

She’s probably dead and this is likely old content or AI like Taylor Swift, trying to takeover the world and destroy society….but even when dead popstars or AI version of popstars have their nipples out, they matter to me.

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2024

24

Jun

The Most Watched Youtube Short Video of All Time of the Day

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Magician Justin Flom posted a YT short of his wife changing out of dresses in a gag I am sure I have seen many times before, but when you have millions of followers, you can repurpose old shit and give it to your retard followers in a shining new package and they’ll each it up because it’s familiar and their retard brains like familiar.

It’s got 1.6 billion views, which probably means they made 20 million dollars off the video, not that I know YT money math, my YT never went viral because I am not as compelling as a magician’s fake titty wife changing into dresses….but I have heard that some companies pay 300 per 1000 views….so even if he made 1 dollar per 1000 views dude got 1.5 million dollars (I think)….like I said as someone who doesn’t make money on the internet but should that shit confuses me…

His wife seems to be his second wife, probably the woman he left the first wife and mother of his kids over, because she has tits and a dream to have relevant viral success….a dream which has now come true thanks to the magician who hid his dick and made it disappear inside her, not sure if he pulled any rabbits out of her pussy hat, but I can imagine the endless ribbon trick or those magician springing snakes in a can would be easy to pull off with an eager vagina, as opposed to the one that’s more resistant to having thing shoved inside it in exchange for personal gain.

The point is I googled his wife and found a different chick than this one, making me think dude got Rich, ended up in Vegas and found a professional fake titty Vegas whore to take on the role as wife, all posing with his kids like they are her own…replacing the more basic traditional wife, a marketing strategy that CLEARLY worked….

HERE ARE SOME PICS…

Posted in:Videos

2024

24

Jun

Emily Osment’s Fat Tits of the Day

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If anyone was molested or trafficked in Hollywood, at least in our lifetime, it’d be Haley Joel Osment.

He was in movies with Bruce Willis who apparently had a crush on Aaron Carter when he was a tween and Haley Joel was far more respectable that Aaron Carter ever was….RIP….then he was also in the movies with creepers like Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Kevin Spacey….so if no diddling went down with Osment, then no diddling goes down in Hollywood…

I used to have a theory that he is his sister because of how fucked in the head he is, like other Trannies before him, they think the cure to all their mental fucked-up-ness is to cut their dicks off and live life as a sexualized girl…

I liked that storyline of cute child star no longer getting gigs so he turns himself into a chick, it’s a great premise for a movie that Haley and his sister can star in when I write it.

As it turns out, his sister may be his sister, since her tits look substantial and not very manly, even with that strong jaw and chin.

Posted in:Emily Osment

2024

21

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the first day of summer, that doesn’t mean girls will dress sluttier than they already do, because we’ve got thong bikinis in the grocery store in the middle of winter in these parts, that’s just how slutty we’ve gone as a people.

But we can always hope they do….since it’s summer….OFFICIALLY….in this world they are trying to warm up to convince us that Global Warming actually exists, it’s arguably already been summer….even in the middle of winter at the grocery store with those girls in thongs….

Point of the story….SUMMER VACATION….

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Heidi Klum – white lingerie on a couch
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Very funny bikini fail caught on camera
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What is a monolith? Mysterious sighting in Nevada desert stirs interest post 2020
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Kelly Rowland Plenty of Cleavage in Cannes!
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Orange You Glad to See Paulina Gretzky!
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Heather Graham Goes West!
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Knocked Out At The Checkout
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Paige VanZant’s Unofficial Coca Cola Ad!
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19 Hilarious Celebrity Interview Moments That Will Forever Live In My Head Rent-Free
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Cute ring-bearer dog takes the spotlight at a wedding
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Dafne Keen Nipple Pokies at The Acolyte Premiere!
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Amazing behind-the-scenes footage of Steven Spielberg’s Duel using miniatures
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Got The Abs!
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Olympic Tennis Player Taylor Fritz’s Girlfriend!
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Lily-Rose Depp Strikes a Pose!
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Mermaid strips underwater for her fans
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Police bodycam footage captured a woman who didn’t want to leave after a one-night stand
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Kendall Jenner’s Perfect Ass Stuns in Skimpy Bikini for Calzedonia Swim
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35 Hilariously Wholesome Screenshots Of Boomers Failing At Using Social Media From The ‘Old People Online’ Page
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Katy Perry … with a transparent top in the promo of her new single!
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Bianca Censori’s Big Boobs and Sexy Ass in See-Through Outfit
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ANIMALS FUCKING HATE US
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NFL WAG Rachel Bush is Florida Living!
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Andrea Garcia shows us her flawless behind with selfies
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Chinese Education By Tattooed Men On A Teenager
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10 of the funniest pranks ever
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Drowsy bus driver gets into a bad accident
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American Psycho ending explained: Are any of Patrick Bateman’s crimes real?
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RETIRED COUPLE AND CARPE DIEM
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Cara Delevingne – Nipple Pokies
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Went For A Ride (GIF)
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College Basketball Star Hannah White Celebrates her Birthday in a Bikini!
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Lottie Moss – Making out with some dude in London
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Suri Cruise – Making out with some dude in New York
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Leni Klum – Thong bikini in Sardinia
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Olivia Wilde – Leaving the gym in Los Angeles
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Elizabeth Hurley – Naomi: In Fashion V&A Summer Party in London
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Bianca Censori’s Boobs in Paris!
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FIGHTING FRIDAYS
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Nicole Colina Together We Play With My Tits
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Tove Lo Topless in Concert!
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Parking Lot Heroes
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Alejandra Cobos On Rim Road Zishy
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TikTok Thots (GIF)
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Nicole Colina Together We Will Play With My Tits XL Girls
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Aussie Jewel Nude
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Unwanted Creampie In Car
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Lindsey Pelas Exposed: Topless Adventures with Boobs, Nipples, and Sweet Delights!
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Clara Lago topless in episode 6 of Gangs of Galicia
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The Absolute Worst of Pornhub VIII
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Explicit nudity in Spanish reality TV show
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Cheeks Against Glass!
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Who’s Mom This Is?
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The Busty World Of Jenni Noble
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Dive into Heavy Fetish: Unleash Your Inner
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Sex Toy Fucker!
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Sasha Tatcha Just A Girl With Daddy Issues Exploited College Girls
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Huge Boobs Amateur Having Sex!
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Anal Ring Toss (GIF)
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Sub coworker fucked
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Luna Amor Royal Purple 4 Pinupfiles
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Overfuck Tracer
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Popular busty model in premium nudes
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Memoirs of a Happy Dude (Games)
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Navigating Boundaries: Ensuring Safety and Consent in Heavy Fetish
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Housewives LaSirena69 and Carlita Ray Making Naughty Videos!
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Big Boobie Babe Gloria Sol Via Playboy
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Suzie Sun Nude in Public!
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Making Margaritas for Summer!
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Busty Alexislust via Suicide Girls
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Curly girl gets her ass and pussy covered with cum after some hot anal sex
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2024

21

Jun

Sabrina Carpenter is Pantsless of the Day

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The moral of the Sabrina Carpenter story is that if you sell your soul to Taylor Swift and get carted around as the opening act on her huge billion dollar tour, you suddenly matter on levels far greater than you ever imagined….

The girl started out on Youtube, launched her career on a Miley Cyrus reality show trying to find the Next Miley Cyrus at like 10 years old, so it’s been a calculated lifetime to get to this point….

She’s got the top two played songs on Spotify, has charted and through it all she’s developed this weirdly slutty and creepy look like a teen virgin but at 25 isn’t all that creepy, that’s 5 years away from retirement and just cosplay….

The point of this post is the PANTSLESS IN PANTYHOSE BUT YOU CAN’T SEE THE CUNTLIPS…a tragedy in some parts….because the whole point of pantsless is the cuntlips.

Posted in:Sabrina Carpenter

2024

21

Jun