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2010

24

Jun

Sofia Vergara Hides Her Big Fat Tits of the Day

I always respect busty Colombian whores who made it in America after years of trying thanks to fucking the right dude at ABC who insisted she get on an actual show after years of having shitty roles in random ABC shows I never heard of…sometimes it only takes finding the right dude to suck off to make it…you know the one with all the contacts, you just have to have the body to make shit worth it for him to go out our way for you…or the video of him doing cocaine off your pussy that you threaten to send his wife….cuz dudes are easy…if the pussy is prime, even if it is damaged and looks prime, we’ll do you favors….especially if you can extort us and ruin our careers and marriages and sometimes, when you’re an immigrant, that’s your only real hope other than stripping.

She’s almost 40, she’s had cancer, she’s got kids, but most imporantly she’s got huge tits, and unfortunately, she’s hiding them….

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Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2010

24

Jun

Adrian Grenier and One of the Upsides of Having a TV Show of the Day

Here’s just a reminder that if you are on TV…pussy will pretty much throw itself at you….and sure it’s not always prime pussy….and often times the pussy is crazy or on a fucking pig of a woman..but that’s the whole reason you insist the network you work for hire you security to filter out the good from the bad…cuz there’s one thing that comes with being on TV and being famous on almost any level and that is that it makes girls fucking horny and eager to fuck you just because they think you are important and having you in them makes them feel important….even if you are the star of the local mattress store’s commercial. It’s almost fucking crazy, but I guess so are most women…and I figured it’s a nice reminder how easy even the most wholesome of girls is the second the right dude walks out the door they happen to be standing next to….

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2010

24

Jun

Zoe Saldana’s Legs of the Day

This bitch from Avatar has some seriously great legs and ass. I guess the virgin Sci-Fi weirdos weren’t so crazy when they started jerking of to her Avatar character, before they got really into in and started making lifesize models of the bitch in full avatar costume in their basement, so that they could fuck her and feel an actual connection with something other than their mothers..the kind of lonliness that breeds insanity and the kind of insanity that makes them think they are actually dating the bitch, or married to the bitch, because of an awkward ceremony they set up in their backyard late one night…..

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Posted in:Zoe Saldana

2010

24

Jun

Kristen Stewart is Ugly in Her Skimpy Outfit of the Day

This is some real inbred shit…There is no way that the mother and father that created this awkward looking thing that I’d expect to see working the ice cream shop in special support shoes for inbred motherfuckers who have one leg longer than the other. I don’t expect her to be the “hottest” thing in Hollywood because of some bullshit teen movie that anyone with half a fucking brain knows is garbage…unfortunately proving that the general population doesn’t have half a brain and are just a gang of fucking retards that like amusement park rides and staring at bright fucking lights….

I find this bitch vile lookin’, perfect for the character in the vampire movie that gets killed in the first 5 minutes before the opening credits role, you know the janitor at a camp kind of motherfucker, but not the fucking love interest…..and here she is in a pretty skimpy skirt, lookin’ like white trash that’s actually whiter than every other white person….and here is that inbred backwoods shit….at a movie premiere with who I assume is her lesbian lover…but who really could be anyone in a revealing dress….

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Posted in:Kristen Stewart

2010

24

Jun

Michael Jackson Still Scares Me a Year After his “Death” of the Day

Dead or alive, Michael Jackson fucking scares….and I have no idea how creating this special commemorative wax figure of the motherfucker really celebrates the year anniversary of his death…when the real celebration is all the kids he used to get with have had a year for their assholes to heal….

I am not even sure if this fucker is dead, his death revitalized his career, got him out of debt, would have been easy to stage, and he may not have even been a real human for all we fucking know, based on his serious resemblance to ET. Maybe motherfucker just went back to the planet he came from…..

Either way, this is some zombie or robot shit I need to consult with my weird lonely neighbor who knows a lot about these things, but I’m convinced this is the real MJ, he’s just turned off, but that’ll all change when little boys come through the museum and rub up against him for a picture….

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2010

24

Jun

Elizabeth Hurley’s Tits Hang With Her Rich Husband of the Day

The funny thing about Elizabeth Hurley is not that she was dating Hugh Grant back when he got busted for trying to fuck a tranny. It is not that she has an illegit kid with some billionaire notorious for knocking bitches up and pretending the kids aren’t his. It is that he married herself a slumdog millionaire.

Sure, there’s probably nothing wrong with Indian people, I am sure they are lovely and every single Indian I have ever spoken to at an outsourced call center or an Indian restaurant has been alright….I guess it’s just weird to see an Indian dude with hot white pussy. I guess he doesn’t mind a 45 year old with baggage because she’s Liz Hurley and has great tits….and she doesn’t mind his curry smell cuz his money is a great distraction…But you can’t put a price on love…who cares if he owned the factory she was getting her swimsuits made in…but you can put a price on great natural tits…especially if you’re a stripper, pornstar or prostitute…

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2010

24

Jun

Jessica Simpson Can’t Hide Her Fat with Her Purse of the Day

These Jessica Simpson fat as fuck pictures hit close to home. Not because I am used to being let down by pussy I found hot…but because I have seen various women in my life kill their sex appeal like it was a bad friend who was trying to steal from them by eating their fucking faces off….mainly my wife…who was actually not so bad looking before she married me…but for some reason she just decided to start eating, to stop moving, and to never stop until she exploded…..and it is one of life’s great tragedies….

I saw the different phases of emotional eating until you turn into a fat fucking piece of shit that scares little kids and disgusts everyday people cuz it’s just not fucking human and Jessica Simpson is textbook.

It starts with a few pounds from one too many deserts….to slowly enough weight people start noticing…to strategic dressing so that people can’t tell just how fat and disgusting you are…from covering your gut with your purse, to wearing ill fitting pants hoping it’ll make you slim the fuck down like Jessica Simpson in these pictures.. to not giving a fuck and stuffing your fucking face cuz you’ve officially given up…developing diabetes, having limbs removed and smelling like shit no matter how long you shower cuz some places are just too hard to reach…..

It’s amazing what getting divorced, having failed relationship after failed relationship, having a failed record, having your younger sister go on to do all the things you wanted to do when she was always in your shadow and you were always the focal point can do to a bitches spirit….and I’d still fuck her…but I have no standards…and fat or not, she’s still Jessica Simpson….while my wife is just fat and nobody and I still fuck her….but I don’t think jerking off to these pics is right…unless you’re black…in which this bitch is right where you need her to be….and that’s enough of that.

Here she is in ill-fitting pants…

Here she is covering up her fat stomach with her purse….

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Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2010

24

Jun

Jade Jagger’s Tit Through Her Armpit of the Day

I always try to scope out tits through a bitch’s sleeve and it works more than you know cuz for some reason bitches never realize we can see right into their shit through their sleeve cuz they are too focused on not letting us see their shit through their neckline….

It’s like a secret open door they don’t know about and everytime they lift their arm to get something off a shelf, to stretch, or even when they are trying to cover their collar so no one can see down their shirt when they bend over to pick something up….

Just the other day I was staring at some work out woman’s tit in a bra for at least 5 minutes while she was in line for coffee…I’m telling you…it’s commonplace…it happens always…you just have to look out for it….

What doesn’t happen as often is when an older sloppy bitch who I guess is related to or was married to Mick Jagger sits at some event and her tit is loose enough to hang out of the armpit of her shirt…it’s like extreme version of what my armpit titty peeping is used to and that is what makes these pictures pretty much amazing….

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Posted in:Jade Jagger

2010

23

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know if you realize this – but it is summer and it is a fucking pussy parade outside. I was standing on the corner for the last few hours and there was a fucking sea of women….all in very skimpy clothes, I’m talking exposed ass cheeks and braless t-shirts in the heat….and I’m convinced the whole city smells of pussy shit….and I am pretty hooked on it.

So why the fuck are you even reading this…seriously…this is ridiculous of you….quit your fucking job…stop being such a little scared bitch and get out there and take advantage cuz I know if I wasn’t married I’d be all up in that shit taking advantage of them…preferably the ones with daddy issues…I mean if the pussy wasn’t creeped on first contact because I guess that’s just the vibe I give off….

Either way, here are my stepLINKS…

SOMEBODY CALL SHERLOCK HOLMES! LINDSAY LOHAN HAS HOT TITS AND WAS FRAMED…AGAIN!
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Lookin Good Sweethearts
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Because Everyone Loves a Nice Dirty Slut
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Britney Spears’s Nipples Are Peering Right Through Your Eyes into the Window of Your SOUL
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The Olsen Twins Want You to Eat Pizza – VIDEO
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Digital Disasters: The 10 Lamest Sports Video Games of All-Time
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Remember the Loser Virgin Who Spazzed When His Mom Cancelled His WoW Account? Well Here He Is Spazzing in Gymnastics Class
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Birthday Girl Selma Blair is Showing Off Her Tits
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Some Ashley Greene Hotness
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Katie is Playing With Her Pussy
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The Only Reason I Would Ever Have a Baby is to Do Things Like This With It, Which Pretty Much Tells Me I Should Never Have a Baby Ever
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Princess Donna Definitely Isn’t Treated Like a Princess
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WTF of the Day: Man Kills 3-Month-Old Son in Front of Police
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Mmmmmm Vanessa Hudgens
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Nickie Minaj is Looking Trashy Hot in a New Photoshoot
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I Don’t Know Who Perrey Reeves is But She Had an Upskirt and Here It Is
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Madelyn, Marie and Sammie Get It On
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Too Bad Lady Gaga Didn’t Smash Her Head Open and Get Brain Damage in These Pics of Her Tripping and Falling
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Katie Larmour is an Irish Hottie
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Some Whores to Round Your Day Off Right
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Avril Lavigne is a Fucking Midget
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is a Prostitute in Her New Movie and I Like It – VIDEO
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Lesbian Pussy Lovers – VIDEO
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In Case You Missed the Awesome Video of Shamwow Vince Promoting Eminem’s New Album
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Nicole Richie is Looking Hot
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Mmmmmm Kellie Looks Tasty
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Busty Twins on a Webcam
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Cameron Diaz is Leggy
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Sometimes You Need a (Fail) Montage – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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THE AWESOME INTERNET DRUNK HALL OF FAME
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Nichole Sparx is a Thinner, Hotter Version of Coco
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Mmmmmm Check Out Maggie Grace
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Reckless Mother of the Day – VIDEO
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Jerry Seinfeld Hates Lady Gaga! Yes!
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Gotta Love the Sluts of Summer
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More Salma Hayek MILF Cleavage
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Texas Says No Porn, No Gays, No Sodomy…Where’s The Fun In That?
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

23

Jun

Katy Perry in a Tight Dress Showing Off Her Sloppy Body of the Day

Katy Perry’s new album theme is pretty appropriate. This whole candy, milk and cookies, ice cream theme suits her tight dress wearing sloppy lookin gunt right. I hate this pig, I hate her novelty act, I hate her music, I hate her awkward dancing that is not hot no matter how hard she tries to make it hot, I think she’s a stain on the entertainment industry.

I do however like the kid recording this clip, especially when he says shut up…it’s substantially more interesting and takes more skill than anything this cunt is doing in her performance….

All she has is good tits and I guess sometimes that’s enough….


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