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2022

28

Jul

Britney Spears is Being Humilated of the Day

And now for the humiliation part of the show…here’s some Britney Spears from instagram, shot in what we’ll assume was 2010 on her Sidekick camera, or some fucking similarly weird device, since this top star’s instagram looks like it’s straight from a prison camp…..

Which brings up a very good point, one I’ve been saying for a long time, and that is how horrible her fans were for going to her shows in Vegas, her tours, all that shit for their own Britney Fandom, all while knowing she was being held in captivity, medicated, abused, brainwashed…

I mean, if you’re K-Fed getting that payout, fine, but the average fan watching this unfold and instead of protesting, they’re front of stage hoping she accidentally squirts on them, when her bladder gives out from all the muscle relaxants she’s on…..

But who cares about any of that prisoner in plain site shit, we’re here for the Britney Experience that leaves me feeling depressed every time, and I’m not even a Britney fan, it’s just the equivalent of an ISIS beheading video of LIVELEAK days…..byt with a popstar.

The weirder thing in the humilation, besides the weird dancing, is the weird nudes….all unflattering, all should be sold on OnlyFans, knowing that she’d break records with it….but instead her “team” that isn’t her team at all, but rather her handlers hired to control her….post this shit to make her look psychotic…

It’s pretty dark, but that’s the entertainment business for you, innit.

Could be worse, she could be Denise Richards (see next post).

Posted in:Britney Spears

2022

28

Jul

Charli XCX is Making It of the Day

Charli XCX may or may not have sold her soul to the devil over the whole COVID thing, I don’t really know how any of that works, because I’ve never been offered any opportunities, thanks to being a talentless hack…..

But she has been around for at least a decade, so maybe she sold her soul a long time ago, or maybe she paid her dues to ascend to the higher level of their weird satanic entertainment industry……I wasn’t there…..

I was over here updating pics of her in her leotard calling her out for being chunky with big tits as she did her best Lady Gaga impression around America….I even saw her live at a club once and said “who is this bitch” and was surprised Charli XCX had taken such a shit booking, but I guess it’s how you pay your dues….and it likely paid out since I saw she bought a 20 million dollar LA house during COVID, while the rest of us weren’t allowed to hug our grandparents, she was flying from the UK back to America for one last go at this celebrity thing before she turns 40….

The good news, she brought her tits.

Posted in:Charli XCX

2022

28

Jul

Bella Hadid in Underwear of the Day

I posted some underwear pics of Bella Hadid yesterday, where I outlined how she’s not very hot but I came across this and wanted to reiterate that the world’s top model, top influencer is a hard faced, possibly a lizard person from middle earth, part of the lizard people regime that runs our world and tries to control us through the AI systems, TV and internet that they run……

This looks like a serpent tongue is about to whip out of her mouth to catch some insects that they are currently trying to normalize and make idiots who are in their trap try to eat.

She’s just so obviously an imposter to the panty world but at least she’s not a fatty, those ones are worse.

Posted in:Bella Hadid

2022

28

Jul

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

Since the asshole is the window to the soul, wearing an underwear style that gets in the way of showing that window and letting people see through it, to your soul, would be crazy…..the only underwear that would make sense is a thong, so that you get basic asshole coverage in case of a leak or spill, but also a quick release in the event you need to show people that you’re a human who still has a soul…..

It’s the non-slutty way to show asshole, one that moms can adopt when trying to show their sons their souls…..because it’s totally non sexual, THEY ARE CLOTHED, you perverts.

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Posted in:Asshole Behind Thong

2022

28

Jul

Victoria Justice in a Bikini of the Day

I heard a story about some Nickelodeon producer that was a notorious pervert, a reprimanded pervert, but who didn’t get fired for being a pervert, because hollywood turns a blind eye to perverts, since they are all perverts, and a huge part of what they do behind the glitz and glam of hollywood, is perverted shit….sometimes with kids….because when you’re rich and demonic, that’s just what you do….and the worst thing about it is that the parents comply because they taste the stardom, the validation, they’ve been brainwashed by the TV and to think that their baby, something from their womb, could make it, just gets the so excited they allow the diddle to happen….

We know there’s a whole movement, probably funded by Hollywood for basic pedo laws to pass protecting the pedo, we know the whole Epstein story where no one got in trouble, not even his accomplice who now does pilates in a minimum security joint, which she probably isn’t actually serving time in, she’s on a beach somewhere free….because RICH people are evil and get away with evil……

So yeah, the story I heard was that teen Victoria Justice went to some creeper old pervert dudes pool party, where she was likely stared at in creepy ways, that were interpreted as not creepy because all she could see was the opportunity.

I don’t know if she was diddled when there, I just know that you should probably look at her now, the way that creep looked at her then, since those titties look fully developed, which is pretty much how most of us want tits to be.

It’s not her fault for falling into the trap of hollywood, it probably worked out pretty well for her, teaching her the basics in dick sucking to get what you want, a valuable life lesson I guess, or maybe just the power of a bikini getting what you want, either way. Solid.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2022

28

Jul

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

What’s that sound?

It must be the sound of TITTIES dropping….in video and not on our heads like I’d like the to be, because when Natasha Richardson died from her head injury here in Canada, I said “wouldn’t have been so bad if it was caused by a fat tit”….

This is the fun, gamified way to flash a tit, big tits have the competitive advantage, but that doesn’t mean a saggy, deflated small tit can’t try to join the party….because once shit hits the female hive mind….magical things like this or other weird sex trends from nudes, to hook-up culture, to sex toys, to anal happen, all it takes is a bitch like Gwyneth Paltrow to co-sign and wine drinking white girls in their curated instagram studio apartments doing their best Sex and the City comply….

In conclusion – I like tits.

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Posted in:Titty Drop

2022

28

Jul

Stella Hudgens Nipple of the Day

Let there be face filter nip…..

Personally, I can’t stand these augmented reality filters that women use thinking it’s some kind of makeover app, or beauty app, to give them a little glam when they haven’t bothered doing any glam, because it’s essentially turned them into cartoons, and I refuse to jerk off to cartoons, ever since that one time Jessica Rabbit got the best of me, I said NEVER AGAIN…

But, I also like tits, and celebrity siblings or spawns, because they are this weird hybrid human who you know is disappointed in themselves because they can never live up to the celeb, like a typical girl on instagram, but with WAY more skin in the game, because they are so close to the celeb….

So seeing Stella Hudgens decide the money’s in selling nudes, is a pretty funny and entertaining turn of events, because you’d think it’d be beneath her, but the money is huge, so might as well get it before it’s too late, especially if all it takes is showing a little nipple on her big tits that weren’t big enough to make her as relevant as sister Vanessa…but let’s hope she keeps trying cuz nipples are a step in the right direction….now try asshole!

As a small bonus, here is her famous sister who’s back she rode to get to the point where people notice her nipple, so that it doesn’t get lost in the vortex of nipples on the internet IN A BIKINI….

Nothing like ruining a Stella Hudgens life moment by reminding her that we only care because of her sister!

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2022

28

Jul

Jessica Biel’s Mom Ass in a Bikini of the Day

When your husband is a homo that was probably molested in a boy bad that you groupied on, turned a blind eye on his gayness, even if his dances and hair told you a different story, you even had his kid, possibly from artificial insemination to avoid the pussy, but maybe just set to gay porn while she took it from behind…. you probably do what you can to maintain your best feature for as long as possible, hoping, that maybe he’ll come out of that closet and give it to you like the loyal and wife that you are….or maybe, it’s for other men to fuck her while he watches which is a less gay, but still gay approach……

Racy bathing suit choice for a mom in her 40s, I guess she’s well aware of what she’s packing and is ready for some actual male attention, not some Cry me a river bitch shit…so get to it.

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Biel

2022

28

Jul

Tanline Thursday of the Day

What if I told you all the skin cancer they say is from the sun, that you need to put sunscreen on to protect yourself from, is actually causes by the sunscreen they have you convinced to put on. It’s a billion dollar industry based on FEAR….

The sun is the KEY to all living things, vitamin D that is essential in fighting of disease, and even if it makes you a leathery old bitch, it’s better than lathering yourself up in toxic fucking chemicals your body absorbs.

But don’t listen to me, I’m not a doctor and really know nothing about anything, besides big corporations are evil and DO NOT care about you…..

PLUS they are trying to get in the way of me and my TANLINES, a fetish.

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Posted in:Tanlines

2022

28

Jul

Braless in Tight Shorts and Other Videos of the Day

Milf!

On all fours

STRETCH

Tight Leggings!

Deep Stretch

Standing Proud

Casually Hanging Out

Comfy Pants

Ballerina

Impressive

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos